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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: Ghostertoaster
Consoles Owned: 360, Wii, WiiU, GC, PS2, 3DS, Vita, N64, SNES, GBA
Video Games Played: A lot, though my main online games are LoL and TF2
X-box Gamertag: Friggle Fraggle
PSN: VileBrownie
Interests: Hockey (Go Sharks), Music (Prog/Power Metal primarily, but I like most kinds to an extent), Anime/Manga, Video Games, Geography, Psychology and History
Date Signed Up:6/14/2013
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:San Jose CA master race
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Comment Ranking:#1115
Highest Comment Rank:#500
Comment Thumbs: 7187 total,  8178 ,  991
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 262 Comments: Pure Win → Level 263 Comments: Pure Win
Total Comments Made:4296
FJ Points:5554

(I finally remembered what the fuck that meant)

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#15 - **iridium used "*roll faggots*"** **iridium rolls Phanact** 1 hour ago on Sorry, I'm paranoid +1
#19 - >Title >Description Surprised nobody commen… 2 hours ago on Blow me away 0
#57 - Girls hit puberty before guys. It's about that age when the va… 2 hours ago on Meeting Mickey Mouse 0
#167705 - Well I'm sorry your name is the acronym for easily obtainable … 2 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#167568 - Like I said, it's best do your own research and talk it over t… 12/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#167565 - Did your text just turn blue  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #167566 - advicedude (12/19/2014) [-]
#167564 - Condoms to start with. They may not feel the best but they're …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#167681 - otc (6 hours ago) [-]
yall gotta stop mentioning me
User avatar #167705 - iridium (2 hours ago) [-]
Well I'm sorry your name is the acronym for easily obtainable medicine but I'm not even sorry
User avatar #167567 - advicedude (12/19/2014) [-]
We aren't virgins but we might at well be because we lack in experience. I've been doing research but I just can't seem to come to my own conclusion. I'm thinking we will do stuff without the condom but when the time comes for intercourse, I'll put it on. She doesn't like the idea of the condom but if she doesn't like the idea of spermicide I guess she'll have to deal. She wants to get the shot but doesn't it only work within the first 7 days of getting your period? by the time I get there it would have already been too long.
User avatar #167640 - hoponthefeelstrain (12 hours ago) [-]
how do you have no idea of birth control at the age of 18? Why is she against condoms?
You have condoms, pills and spermicide. It's too late to start the pill so condom and spermicide is your best option. Why is she against condoms?? And how the fuck do you have no idea about any birth control? Also don't trust pulling out cause precum can get her pregnant
User avatar #167568 - iridium (12/19/2014) [-]
Like I said, it's best do your own research and talk it over to decide which route is best for you.

I will say this, avoid the Plan B route, that shit is expensive.
#167560 - Maybe you should start using your hand for something that isn'… 12/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#167558 - Uh, I'm gonna say unless you two are already pretty well acqua… 12/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#167556 - Gay Straight or in the middle?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #167606 - scowler (16 hours ago) [-]

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User avatar #13 - zahnrad (03/06/2014) [-]
You're my favourite element.
User avatar #11 - llamagaga (01/21/2014) [-]
I was going to ask if your name was a spin off of eridium from Borderlands, then I read your comments and now I'm kinda disappointed. Also, I live in San Jose too.
User avatar #12 to #11 - iridium ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Haven't played that game in forever, still have the first one in my collection. But nope. And I get all sorts of other ideas, like someone mentioned a Death Metal song. I was just into chemistry when I was little and the name sort of stuck.

Also, cool. What part of SJ?
User avatar #4 - adplum (11/05/2013) [-]
what is iridium used for
tell me please
User avatar #5 to #4 - iridium ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
Well, it's a verrrrry rare earth metal. In fact so rare, that most of it is impossibly deep underground (hypothesized to have sunk underneath the surface when the earth was still covered in molten material), although it is more abundant in meteorites. Because of its density, corrosion resistance, high durability from wear and high heat capacity it can be used for a good number of things en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iridium#Applications here's some examples . However, due to its rarity (it's 40 times rarer than gold), it's often either used in extremely small amounts with compounds or its used with very expensive machines. A very small amount of iridium (along with osmium) is used for compass bearings. There are also iridium crucibles which work extremely well in high heat.
User avatar #6 to #5 - adplum (11/05/2013) [-]
i thought gold wasnt supposed to be rare, just very useful?
User avatar #7 to #6 - iridium ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
Gold's not really that useful for all that many scientific things actually, partly because it's naturally brittle. It's just really ****** shiny and glistens. That said, it really isn't bad either. Seriously, you can eat gold leaf and it's pretty non toxic, though the only reason why I think anyone would do that would be to say "look at me I got so much expendible income I can afford to **** gold!"
User avatar #9 to #7 - adplum (11/05/2013) [-]
yeah, i know about that. They put it on really expensive ice cream at restaurants near my house, and isnt gold supposed to be worth a lot because of how malleable and unaffected by chemicals it is?
User avatar #8 to #7 - iridium ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
That said, it is highly conductive and has some medical uses as well. And it can be stretched thin and it deflects ice and radition well, so it can be used for that. The vast majority of gold sales however is for jewelry.
User avatar #10 to #8 - adplum (11/05/2013) [-]
oh, yeah i can see that.
well thanks for the info, been trying to figure that out for a while
User avatar #1 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]
y u delete comment mtae
User avatar #2 to #1 - iridium ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
Usually I just delete comments because I change my mind about wanting them to be there.

It's not about thumbs either.
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