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#30 - I've had something similar to fast food when people leave thei… 34 minutes ago on Working at Target 0
#26 - So like, I get if you spill shelves and stuff, pick up the mes…  [+] (3 new replies) 54 minutes ago on Working at Target -3
#29 - girngar (37 minutes ago) [-]
When I worked at Walmart I actually liked it when people did that. I loved getting off the registers to put stuff away. Man I hated the registers
#27 - databutt (41 minutes ago) [-]
You've apparently never worked in a grocery store.

When I worked at [likefuckimputtingthatonhere] they would send in mystery shoppers that would note every misplaced item. We would then get bitched the FUCK OUT. It didn't matter how hard we stayed on top of that shit.

>cheese in with the tampons
>pickles in with the meat
>candles with the dildos

It didn't matter how much we tried to keep up, people like you made our life a living hell.
#30 - ipostcp (34 minutes ago) [-]
I've had something similar to fast food when people leave their garbage on the table. I never got pissed since it was my job to clean it. I mean it's not like they singled you out and got fire for it. You never got written up for it.
#17 - I used to live in yellowknife. The arctic circle basically. Th…  [+] (1 new reply) 59 minutes ago on Best landlord ever +1
#18 - autoxx (54 minutes ago) [-]
You can winterize a house with rv antifreeze or by draining the system but most houses are not designed for that. If you are hooked up to the grid you either need to use heat tape (electric heater for plumbing) or empty the lines. A jacket and a beanie aren't gonna cut it.

You would still fucking DIE.
#1081208 - There is a difference to how I treat my friends and online people. 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1081206 - I've only had a few instances of this happening and I can agre…  [+] (7 new replies) 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1081207 - alexanderburns (1 hour ago) [-]
You act all buddy buddy with us but you'll never see any of us ever
User avatar #1081233 - adunsaveme (52 minutes ago) [-]
I'll see you though
User avatar #1081237 - alexanderburns (51 minutes ago) [-]
sometimes I think we should all say less dumbass shit on the internet
sometimes I think I should stop shitposting
User avatar #1081239 - adunsaveme (50 minutes ago) [-]
and then you laugh heartily, right?
User avatar #1081242 - alexanderburns (50 minutes ago) [-]
...
User avatar #1081247 - adunsaveme (49 minutes ago) [-]
right
#1081208 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
There is a difference to how I treat my friends and online people.
#1081204 - Know what's really weird? You have those really really old fri…  [+] (9 new replies) 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1081205 - alexanderburns (1 hour ago) [-]
One memebr of my high school group of friends cut contact with all of us as soon as he graduated and then began messaging a few of them a year later as if no time had passed and everyone loved him. He still occasionally calls them to this day. They never answer his calls or texts.
#1081206 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
I've only had a few instances of this happening and I can agree it can either be good or bad. It's the reason I don't use facebook cause I get people talking to me who live across the country. I find it weird acting all buddy buddy with people that I won't ever see again. It really sucks.
User avatar #1081207 - alexanderburns (1 hour ago) [-]
You act all buddy buddy with us but you'll never see any of us ever
User avatar #1081233 - adunsaveme (52 minutes ago) [-]
I'll see you though
User avatar #1081237 - alexanderburns (51 minutes ago) [-]
sometimes I think we should all say less dumbass shit on the internet
sometimes I think I should stop shitposting
User avatar #1081239 - adunsaveme (50 minutes ago) [-]
and then you laugh heartily, right?
User avatar #1081242 - alexanderburns (50 minutes ago) [-]
...
User avatar #1081247 - adunsaveme (49 minutes ago) [-]
right
#1081208 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
There is a difference to how I treat my friends and online people.
#1063793 - Evil mabe. 5 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1081076 - Most animals do. 5 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... +2
#711 - LOOK HOW MANY ANONS! STOOOOP! 9 hours ago on ipostcp's profile 0
#710 - I don't show my ass really. 9 hours ago on ipostcp's profile 0

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#700 - ipostcp (10/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by ipostcp
So many anon's on my profile recently. Why can't they say "Hi".
User avatar #706 - paraplegicdinosaur ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
hi
User avatar #707 to #706 - ipostcp (12 hours ago) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #705 - ipostcp (10/24/2014) [-]
I see you there ifaptoanything.
User avatar #701 - finblob (10/22/2014) [-]
+rep, fast, easy and cleaned up after himself
User avatar #702 to #701 - ipostcp (10/22/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #696 to #695 - ipostcp (10/20/2014) [-]
No internet homo.
User avatar #697 to #696 - devilspecter (10/20/2014) [-]
lol, then how did you reply?
User avatar #698 to #697 - ipostcp (10/20/2014) [-]
Phone.
User avatar #699 to #698 - devilspecter (10/20/2014) [-]
But rredd, u stoopid.
#694 - devilspecter (10/19/2014) [-]
Wooo   
   
Heyo Rredd.
Wooo

Heyo Rredd.
User avatar #690 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
if you have a WiiU you should make you're ID ipostcpii
User avatar #691 to #690 - ipostcp (10/16/2014) [-]
But I have a username already. I don't think I can change it.
User avatar #692 to #691 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
time to start anew
User avatar #693 to #692 - ipostcp (10/16/2014) [-]
But muh games.
User avatar #689 - adunsaveme (10/16/2014) [-]
so yeah
sorry I'm being a cunt but like
I don't think we'd get along anyway

take care or whatever
User avatar #670 to #669 - ipostcp (10/10/2014) [-]
Ur lucky I don't have internet till tommorow.
#671 to #670 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
Then how are you posting now?
User avatar #672 to #671 - ipostcp (10/10/2014) [-]
My phone is a mobile porn device as well as mobile fj device.
User avatar #674 to #673 - ipostcp (10/10/2014) [-]
You asked tho.
User avatar #675 to #674 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
I wasn't expecting such a lewd answer, i'm a pure maiden.
User avatar #676 to #675 - ipostcp (10/10/2014) [-]
Oh well. I could of told you how much I love my hardcore Asian midget porn, but good thing I didn't.
#677 to #676 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
It's okay we all have our preferences. :^)
User avatar #678 to #677 - ipostcp (10/10/2014) [-]
Oh my god. I thought you said you were pure.
User avatar #679 to #678 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
This is pure
User avatar #680 to #679 - ipostcp (10/10/2014) [-]
Pure lewd more like.
User avatar #682 to #681 - ipostcp (10/10/2014) [-]
I'm really tired from moving and stuff, real stiff too. I'm gunna probably sleep though now. Nighty.
User avatar #686 to #685 - ipostcp (10/10/2014) [-]
Then what are you
User avatar #687 to #686 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
I was going to just use another picture but FJ doesn't accept JPGs right now. Now I have to type it out like some kind of savage.
User avatar #688 to #687 - ipostcp (10/10/2014) [-]
Tfw. I still don't have internet.
#641 - commiekirby (09/16/2014) [-]
Get back on here gawdyumit.

It's obnoxiously boring at night.
User avatar #663 to #641 - ipostcp (09/26/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure. You just need another license for it. That's all.
#664 to #663 - commiekirby (09/26/2014) [-]
It's so fun not having any licenses except for concealed carry.
User avatar #665 to #664 - ipostcp (09/26/2014) [-]
You're litterally not allowed to carry anythign to defend yourself with in canada. the only reason you can have a knife or something like that is cause it can be considered a tool.

It's lame.
User avatar #666 to #665 - commiekirby (09/26/2014) [-]
Can you carry a chainsaw and say it's for lumberjacking?
#667 to #666 - ipostcp (09/26/2014) [-]
Something tells me, pulling out a chain saw and revving it up and pointing it at somebody seems like attempted murder.
User avatar #668 to #667 - commiekirby (09/26/2014) [-]
Shhh, you're just gonna do some good 'ol lumberjacking and cut down that nearby tree so it doesn't collapse on them.
#642 to #641 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, it certainly is.
Yeah, it certainly is.
#644 to #642 - commiekirby (09/17/2014) [-]
So what are you up to?
#645 to #644 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm not staying up to two int he morning. You catch me at bad times. I have school in the mornings and I'm completely unavailable on the weekends.
#647 to #646 - ipostcp (09/26/2014) [-]
I have friday free so I can stay up.
#648 to #647 - commiekirby (09/26/2014) [-]
Oh goodie, how are you this morning?
User avatar #649 to #648 - ipostcp (09/26/2014) [-]
I'm pretty good. Just bought a new game and I'm gunna play it.

So if you don't like coming to fj then why do you come?
#650 to #649 - commiekirby (09/26/2014) [-]
Good question. No Idea.

Because I can, I suppose.
User avatar #651 to #650 - ipostcp (09/26/2014) [-]
I'm not really complaining or anything. If it came out like that lol. Curiosity I guess.

What do you do when you aren't here then?
#652 to #651 - commiekirby (09/26/2014) [-]
Work, hanging with friends, playing with my guns (I can't help they're my only valuable things), dressing up, more work, self loathing.
Being a depressed bitch for some reason and meds don't help worth a damn.

You know, normal things really.
I'm real boring as **** usually. There's just nothing that holds my interest.
User avatar #653 to #652 - ipostcp (09/26/2014) [-]
I'm thinkin about getting a rifle of my own and I'm thinking about getting a shot gun simply for hunting.

Self loathing is a good time for a drink.
#654 to #653 - commiekirby (09/26/2014) [-]
Get a nugget because reasons.

This is why I have vodka and wine around.
Albeit at this point I truly debate making meth and using that.
User avatar #655 to #654 - ipostcp (09/26/2014) [-]
I was thinking a remington 870. Simply cause ammo is fairly cheap and I can hunt bird and deer with it.

I have booze too, but I'm weird and dont like to drink.
User avatar #656 to #655 - commiekirby (09/26/2014) [-]
The fact you live in a country with cheapass commie surplus like the SKS and SVT-40 and now all that chink **** , and you choose a Remington 870 makes me madface.

Because inebriation may not be your thing I guess?
User avatar #657 to #656 - ipostcp (09/26/2014) [-]
Well, I want to go bird hunting and you can't exactly shoot a bird with an SKS.
User avatar #658 to #657 - commiekirby (09/26/2014) [-]
THE **** YOU CAN'T!

GIT GUD CASUL
#659 to #658 - ipostcp (09/26/2014) [-]
SKS is garbage. Shot that IRL. I prefer something else.
#660 to #659 - commiekirby (09/26/2014) [-]
I bet you like spinwheel gun of American midwest and doubling tacticool shotgun of Elmer Fudds.
#661 to #660 - ipostcp (09/26/2014) [-]
Honestly, I wanted a fiveseven as my first gun, but they are 						*******					 expensive. Same with the ammo. It's also not that common of ammo.
Honestly, I wanted a fiveseven as my first gun, but they are ******* expensive. Same with the ammo. It's also not that common of ammo.
User avatar #662 to #661 - commiekirby (09/26/2014) [-]
Are they like even legal there? I thought you guys had the ********* of handgun laws ever.
#603 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
hellko
#626 to #603 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
I don't care if you are doing the deed. ***** , I can talk and do that at the same time.
#625 to #603 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
every time somebody says something like that, i gotta ask for pics.

I'm personally waiting on a game called black desert. Looks amazing IMO.
#627 to #625 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
" Although it is annoying when you're in the middle of it and a friend is like "Wanna play gaems?""
#628 to #627 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
It's not like I'm stopping you, ya dik. Besides, how long do you take?
#629 to #628 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
done
#630 to #629 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
Was it a good one?
#631 to #630 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
i guess so

WoW time
#632 to #631 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
I'm pretty ******* gay, so you know questions like that are going to happen all the time.

And you better still be able to talk.
#633 to #632 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
im alt tabbed now
#634 to #633 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
You are playing with my emotions.
#636 to #635 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
It feels like I'm on an emotional roller coaster of neglect and abandonment then to great success of talking.
#637 to #636 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
im sure you'll be okay
#638 to #637 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
Probably, but you don't know how it FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS
Probably, but you don't know how it FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS
#643 to #639 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
I'm better after slopping.
I'm better after slopping.
#604 to #603 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
What brings you to my cp lair?
What brings you to my cp lair?
#605 to #604 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
we havent spoken in awhile
#606 to #605 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
I've been busy with school and work and porn. I'm sure you can understand how much time that takes up.

What have you been up to?
#607 to #606 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
being a lazy bum

my class starts next week
User avatar #608 to #607 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
Well yeah, I'm pretty lazy too. I do a fair bit though. I like to keep a figure and stuff as well as other stuff.

What are you studying? I'm doing some courses to work as a paramedic.
User avatar #609 to #608 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
chemistry

lame, i have to get an A
dont wanna
User avatar #611 to #609 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
Also chemistry is pretty fun. Or I like it anyway. Not that hard either.
User avatar #610 to #609 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotta do some chemistry, biology, english, science blah blah blah before I even qualify.
#612 to #610 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
oh well
still got 7 more days before i have to do actual work
#613 to #612 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
Drink, hangout with friends, get high, jerk off, get laid, do whatever since you got the time to do it.
#614 to #613 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
stay inside, masturbate, eat, play video games
User avatar #615 to #614 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
Yes that order. Although it is annoying when you're in the middle of it and a friend is like "Wanna play gaems?"
#616 to #615 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
i hate that
#617 to #616 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
Luckily with my games I play I do a lot of waiting around. Lots of time to mute a mic and stuff.

So what are you up to? What games have you been playing lately?
#618 to #617 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
WoW mostly
User avatar #619 to #618 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
Excited for the new expansion. My friend is pretty into that **** atm and says nobody is buying anything on AH cause of it.
User avatar #620 to #619 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
was that supposed to be a question?


Yeah, this late into MoP the expac has slowed down
User avatar #621 to #620 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
Yeah it was suppose to be ):

Well my friend mostly plays for the economy and stuff like that. He does runs and stuff, but I think he more enjoys making a lot of money.

ya no it's a lot easier to talk if you help the conversation.
#622 to #621 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
are you criticizing my conversational skills?


Also, tell your friend that gathering profs are pretty useless in WoD as garrisons let a single character have 6 max level profs
#623 to #622 - ipostcp (09/16/2014) [-]
Yes Mr. One-liner

He aint gathering, he is jewel thingy and enchanting atm. I don't play with him though.
#624 to #623 - miia ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
well, i am a little distracted at the moment


blizzard is ******* wrecking professions in WoD
economy is gonna go down the drain
User avatar #581 to #580 - ipostcp (08/30/2014) [-]
I'd rather have a picture of your penis.
#578 - commiekirby (08/28/2014) [-]
How's that being Canadian coming along for ye?
#579 to #578 - ipostcp (08/28/2014) [-]
It's almost the exact opposite of communism.    
   
How is being a commie?
It's almost the exact opposite of communism.

How is being a commie?
#600 to #579 - commiekirby (09/09/2014) [-]
And the most joked about 1st world nation I swear.

Oh ya know, boring as hell. It's funny cuz I see communism as a dead idealogy
#601 to #600 - ipostcp (09/09/2014) [-]
So what are you up to?
So what are you up to?
#640 to #601 - commiekirby (09/16/2014) [-]
Broken between how I'm never on here and feel I should be, but forget why I'm even getting back online.
#577 - devilspecter (08/25/2014) [-]
Rredd please reply.
#571 - ipostcp (08/22/2014) [-]
You've been on my profile for the whole day kaelthor. Close the stray 						*******					 window so I don't have to see it.
You've been on my profile for the whole day kaelthor. Close the stray ******* window so I don't have to see it.
#573 to #572 - ipostcp (08/23/2014) [-]
If you are going to hang out here, we should talk about something, cause I'm bored.
User avatar #599 to #573 - dndxplain (09/03/2014) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #575 to #573 - ipostcp (08/23/2014) [-]
Oh well.
User avatar #567 - devilspecter (08/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #568 to #567 - ipostcp (08/22/2014) [-]
What in the **** is that suppose to be?
User avatar #569 to #568 - devilspecter (08/22/2014) [-]
le running bear.

I almost died when it failed so hard.
User avatar #570 to #569 - ipostcp (08/22/2014) [-]
So what's up sir?
#576 to #570 - devilspecter (08/23/2014) [-]
You know I prefer talking on Skype or Steam, rito?
It's just that you don't really reply there anymore ;_;
User avatar #564 - kaelthor ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Are you up for any Monster Hunter? I'm just about to launch on a hunt then I'd be up for some Multiplayer.
User avatar #565 to #564 - ipostcp (08/22/2014) [-]
Possibly, I need to shower and grind a few things before I play though.
User avatar #566 to #565 - kaelthor ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Well you have time for that, I'll just keep on huntin.
User avatar #562 - istartedthewar (08/22/2014) [-]
Can I have some CheesePizza?
User avatar #563 to #562 - ipostcp (08/22/2014) [-]
N O
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