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#29 - >Asking a girl out over text  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on How not to online date +2
User avatar #33 - poowpoow (5 minutes ago) [-]
It's Tinder...
#128112 - This is the fist time I actually had some sound advice. Thanks…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#128114 - xtwinblade (1 hour ago) [-]
No problem man, if you need anything else just hit me up.

Most of my bestfriends are girls, and they have been like my inside agents teaching me how girls "tick" and how to understand them.
The lecture felt like it was harder than a thermonucleardymanics Course for Engineering students with a masters degree, but after a fuck ton of years i think i am getting somewhere.

Hint #1 girls love to talk about themself.
Hint #2 if a girl is unusually shy, it might be because she is afraid to do "too much" and give you the wrong impression (she cares about what you will think about her).
Hint #3 All girls are different, but girls will always be girls, except lesbians but sometimes they too.
#128110 - I'm treating her normally. Like I would with my friends. I'm j…  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #128111 - xtwinblade (1 hour ago) [-]
When you were trying to ask her out you were paying more attention to her, that level of attention became her standard. And after you asked her out and she said no, you started paying less attention to her, Thus decreasing the attention level to below the standard she put.

Try to play hard to get, but not like completely ignore her or be a douche about it. Pretend like work is more important and she has to win your attention, because if she really wants your attention she will go for it.
#128112 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
This is the fist time I actually had some sound advice. Thanks for the input.
#128114 - xtwinblade (1 hour ago) [-]
No problem man, if you need anything else just hit me up.

Most of my bestfriends are girls, and they have been like my inside agents teaching me how girls "tick" and how to understand them.
The lecture felt like it was harder than a thermonucleardymanics Course for Engineering students with a masters degree, but after a fuck ton of years i think i am getting somewhere.

Hint #1 girls love to talk about themself.
Hint #2 if a girl is unusually shy, it might be because she is afraid to do "too much" and give you the wrong impression (she cares about what you will think about her).
Hint #3 All girls are different, but girls will always be girls, except lesbians but sometimes they too.
#247125 - Because apparently he wasn't suppose to confront the problem himself. 2 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#128107 - Read the first line. 2 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#128103 - I asked a chick out at work and she said no, not really worked…  [+] (7 new replies) 6 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #128109 - xtwinblade (1 hour ago) [-]
Be-friend her. If you cant date her, she can still be your friend.
There must have been some qualities that got you to ask her out that would prove you could be good friends, and she could help set you up with someone.
#128110 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm treating her normally. Like I would with my friends. I'm just busy at work and she doesn't seem to "Get" that.
User avatar #128111 - xtwinblade (1 hour ago) [-]
When you were trying to ask her out you were paying more attention to her, that level of attention became her standard. And after you asked her out and she said no, you started paying less attention to her, Thus decreasing the attention level to below the standard she put.

Try to play hard to get, but not like completely ignore her or be a douche about it. Pretend like work is more important and she has to win your attention, because if she really wants your attention she will go for it.
#128112 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
This is the fist time I actually had some sound advice. Thanks for the input.
#128114 - xtwinblade (1 hour ago) [-]
No problem man, if you need anything else just hit me up.

Most of my bestfriends are girls, and they have been like my inside agents teaching me how girls "tick" and how to understand them.
The lecture felt like it was harder than a thermonucleardymanics Course for Engineering students with a masters degree, but after a fuck ton of years i think i am getting somewhere.

Hint #1 girls love to talk about themself.
Hint #2 if a girl is unusually shy, it might be because she is afraid to do "too much" and give you the wrong impression (she cares about what you will think about her).
Hint #3 All girls are different, but girls will always be girls, except lesbians but sometimes they too.
User avatar #128105 - infamoustrapper (2 hours ago) [-]
Have you tried asking her out?
User avatar #128107 - ipostcp (2 hours ago) [-]
Read the first line.
#247109 - I hate how a dude at work got written up for writing this  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #247113 - rynkar (2 hours ago) [-]
Why was he written up for that?
User avatar #247125 - ipostcp (2 hours ago) [-]
Because apparently he wasn't suppose to confront the problem himself.
#128102 - It's not about manning up. It's about making your own choice. … 7 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#128095 - You're old enough to decide if she comes or not.  [+] (3 new replies) 7 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #128097 - canyou (7 hours ago) [-]
I need to just man up
User avatar #128102 - ipostcp (7 hours ago) [-]
It's not about manning up. It's about making your own choice. She can whine and complain if she wants. Life isn't fair.
User avatar #128096 - canyou (7 hours ago) [-]
I know. I have a hard time making her upset for some reason.
#893426 - I give you props for not putting a bullet in your head yet. I …  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #893476 - sonnyboii (10 hours ago) [-]
My friend has probably over 300 hours on Dark souls and he has only played with a keyboard, and hes really goddamn good

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User avatar #493 - zameckis (04/02/2014) [-]
pls gib cp
User avatar #494 to #493 - ipostcp (04/02/2014) [-]
Nuh
#485 - abstractpink (03/10/2014) [-]
I would do a joke about your name
but they've all probably been done before
User avatar #487 to #485 - ipostcp (03/10/2014) [-]
Also between you and me and anyone who visits my profile, I don't actually like ********** to much.
#488 to #487 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
oh really?
User avatar #489 to #488 - ipostcp (03/19/2014) [-]
#realtalk
User avatar #486 to #485 - ipostcp (03/10/2014) [-]
Yes they have been.
#472 - burnako (03/07/2014) [-]
I finally got around to playing Bioshock Infinite. The ending was a whole what the **** .

Thought I should tell you since you had that anna dewitt account
#473 to #472 - ipostcp (03/07/2014) [-]
The ending was pretty good. Although the combat and stuff sorta felt the same as the other ones which was disappointing. If the combat was better I think I would of enjoyed it more.   
   
How about the giant bird though? That blimp level was pretty hard.
The ending was pretty good. Although the combat and stuff sorta felt the same as the other ones which was disappointing. If the combat was better I think I would of enjoyed it more.

How about the giant bird though? That blimp level was pretty hard.
#474 to #473 - burnako (03/07/2014) [-]
I thought the gameplay was nice since I enjoy the kind of games that are just mindless shooting (since I'm used to grinding in games and what not). Plus I thought it was fun to knock people up with the bronco vigor and then shoot them down with the shotgun. I had the gear that caused a person who took overkill damage to shock those that were around him which made it even more fun.

I wish they explained what he really was.They didn't mention how he was created (atleast to the best of my knowledge).

That blimp level was terrible, too many patriots for me to handle. I had to pick up waeapons and **** from the floor which I was not used to.
#475 to #474 - ipostcp (03/07/2014) [-]
Well, I think he was just a normal dude. Although at the army place he went to he decided not to become blessed by the priest there and eventually went to gambling and what not. Lost his kid from comstock before the battle at wounded knee or something. He then went to columbia to find his daughter elizabeth that was taken from him by comstock.

Comstock at the priest decided he wanted to be blessed and his life was turned around, but lost his kid AKA elizabeth due to somebody kidnapping her before wounded knee again. He got money and fame and built columbia then went back in time and stole elizabeth from his past self (Which is how he lost her in the first place).

It's all very crazy and **** . Although I think it was a well built story. I still don't like the gameplay though. I thought it was going to be super open world and **** , not like little bits.
#476 to #475 - burnako (03/07/2014) [-]
I... uhhh... meant songbird.
User avatar #477 to #476 - ipostcp (03/07/2014) [-]
Well there goes 2 minutes of my time.

I'm not really sure about song bird. I think it's just some random thing comstock built to keep elizabeth safe from booker. Since he knew booker was going to go to columbia.
#478 to #477 - burnako (03/07/2014) [-]
soz bby   
   
I gotta play burial at sea soon.
soz bby

I gotta play burial at sea soon.
#479 to #478 - ipostcp (03/07/2014) [-]
I think you're better off watching some gameplay of it. It isn't worth the money for how short it is and how crappy it is.
#480 to #479 - burnako (03/07/2014) [-]
3late. I bought the season pass.
#481 to #480 - ipostcp (03/07/2014) [-]
Well I SUPPOSE the big daddy fight is worth it. Also the cute little girls.
#482 to #481 - burnako (03/07/2014) [-]
Perhaps the burial at seas pt2 will be better too?
User avatar #483 to #482 - ipostcp (03/07/2014) [-]
I think you play as elizabeth and you are super sneaky or something. I hope it will be better.
#484 to #483 - burnako (03/07/2014) [-]
We can only hope.
#470 - dragondust (03/06/2014) [-]
You were right about the M60-E4. The thing is a ******* demon.
I just slapped down the bipod on Metro when U.S team was pushed back to C and I killed about 9 guys before I ran out of ammo.
I ended up going 32-4.

I can even use it as an assault rifle, it doesn't have much vertical recoil.
New favorite weapon? I think so
#471 to #470 - ipostcp (03/06/2014) [-]
Slow rate of fire means low recoil or at least controllable. It's just ****** in close quarters. Nothing a flashlight can't help with though. It's pretty good.
#466 - fargtwo (02/28/2014) [-]
You haven't answered my question.
#467 to #466 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
I read iot at work and forgot to respond.   
   
You would be kyubee from madoka magica personified. Although I think you would seem more... awkward than anything. Besides do you really want to be in a WHITE suit all day?
I read iot at work and forgot to respond.

You would be kyubee from madoka magica personified. Although I think you would seem more... awkward than anything. Besides do you really want to be in a WHITE suit all day?
#468 to #467 - fargtwo (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm going to be awkward no matter what I do so I might as well work with it.
I'm on the fence about the suit. It'd probably be pretty expensive and I'd be unlikely to wear it again but it would also be fun to have if I had the opportunity to wear it again. I'll probably just go with a nice white button down and some pale khakis. The con's in Dallas so a suit would probably just be really hot.

I have to something kind of odd because my sister is sewing her own costume and I want to one-up her.
#469 to #468 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
I was personally considering going to dress up as a member of the pay day crew or something along those lines with my friends. It would be an expensive cosplay, but it would be super cool. Body armor and errythang.
User avatar #439 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
So wheres your main account?
#462 to #439 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
You mean lord satan?
User avatar #463 to #462 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
Naw bro

I'm gonna drop this conversation since it seems awkward for you
User avatar #464 to #463 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
It IS pretty personal **** you're prying into here. If you want bad reputation of me then you're definitely looking in the right spots. Can't dead things be left alone? Cya as well since I gotta work in the morning.
#465 to #464 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
thats why im gonna stop before its too late, you seem like a cool guy thats why i asked
#440 to #439 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about mayne. What makes you think I have a main account?
#441 to #440 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
Really? where gonna play the ******** game?
#442 to #441 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
Why do you want to find it? You like snooping about me? I'm just an innocent young man with nothing to hide!
#443 to #442 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
You don't trust me? Aight i see where our relationship is at
#444 to #443 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/notredd

It's banned and forever shall be. Why do you want my other account though? It seems awfully ********** .
User avatar #445 to #444 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
Just wondering
#446 to #445 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
Don't be a ****** bro. You want something from me or SOMETHING. Spill da beans man.
#447 to #446 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
It just seemed you had a main account since no one names their ******* account ipostcp
#448 to #447 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
I can give you a long winded speech for the origin if you'd like.
User avatar #449 to #448 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
go ahead
User avatar #451 to #449 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
k fag don't respond then.
User avatar #452 to #451 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
aight
#453 to #452 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
So you're gunna go through all my stuff. That's invasion of privacy you know. Are you satisfied?
User avatar #455 to #453 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
k fag don't respond then.
User avatar #454 to #453 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
Not if you're the nsa

I just wanted to know since you know alot about the site and your account seems so young
User avatar #456 to #454 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
I've been here for two years so I am a little known around here. At least on the boards.

Well you better not judge me on what you find on those accounts. I was going through a pretty difficult time from when I made those accounts. It's extremely embarrassing. I'm not really like that though anymore, so yeah.
#457 to #456 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
***** you actin' all paranoid like im gonna find a gay porno video of you

Am i?
#458 to #457 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
You're acting like it's a bad thing. Personally those squids felt pretty good.

#459 to #458 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
Atleast you're being truthfull

I can't even see your old profile it says the profile is hidden
#460 to #459 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
They're both available to everyone. I don't know what the **** you are on.
#461 to #460 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
SUUUURRREEEE
User avatar #450 to #449 - ipostcp (02/28/2014) [-]
Back when I was notredd I got banned for posting child porn even though I didn't. I started making a whole bunch of accounts all being banned for child porn even though I never posted it. I eventually made this account as a ironic name since I never actually do, although this was banned to and I made www.funnyjunk.com/user/ireallydontpostcp which wasn't banned for whatever reason. I went throught like 9 accounts all banned in like 2 days for nothing. It was pretty faggy.

So now I'm on here using this one since it got unbanned for some reason. I do dislike child predators though. So they generally come to me and ask for pictures or whatever. I've had like 9 predators already ask me for pictures. It's pretty creepy.


Short and raspy speech.
#437 - miia ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #438 to #437 - ipostcp (02/26/2014) [-]
Homo
#433 - zype **User deleted account** (02/22/2014) [-]
Hey, I always see you on the advice board. You and advice dude are kinda like the go  to guys on that. How's it going?
Hey, I always see you on the advice board. You and advice dude are kinda like the go to guys on that. How's it going?
#434 to #433 - ipostcp (02/22/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say I'm the best person to go to in terms of advice. Same with that other guy. That other guy is like 15 years old.

I'm doing alright. I just got off work so I'm fairly beat. How about you?
#435 to #434 - zype **User deleted account** (02/22/2014) [-]
I'm doing good. Currently on the tail end of my February break, and looking to transition from a part time job into some kind of technician job as I finish my last semester of my Associates.
I'm doing good. Currently on the tail end of my February break, and looking to transition from a part time job into some kind of technician job as I finish my last semester of my Associates.
User avatar #436 to #435 - ipostcp (02/22/2014) [-]
Oh well that's cool. I really want a break from my job. I need to call some places next week and print out some resumes too. All in all, It's going to be a boring weekend, aside from video games and stuff. Oh and the walking dead episode comes out sunday night.
#430 - EdwardNigma (02/13/2014) [-]
So you remember the other day/a few weeks ago you mentioned on Advice your father was a piece of **** that molested you for 4 years? Well, if you've not sent him to the fires of hell yet like I suggested, I do know someone who might help you out, and help you get over the problem. That person being, my aunt. She isn't a psychologist, and I'd have to ask her if she would, but she is super nice and worked in child care for many years. And I know this sounds retarded, but she might be able to help you out, she is nothing if not caring and supportive, especially of child abuse victims.
User avatar #431 to #430 - ipostcp (02/13/2014) [-]
I don't want to sound weird or something, but the damage has already been done. Talking about things that happened a year ago wont help. It could of when it was happening, but not now.
User avatar #432 to #431 - EdwardNigma (02/13/2014) [-]
Alright then we're back to the initial plan, stick a grenade up his ass.
#420 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
****** thinkin you can just block me and get away with it?
Nah son.
#421 to #420 - ipostcp (02/13/2014) [-]
You must love me if you're going through that much trouble to stalk me.
#422 to #421 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
ye. I do. I'm really not mad anymore.   
You chill homie? I chill.   
That'll just be taboo between us.    
You're cool and 						****					.
ye. I do. I'm really not mad anymore.
You chill homie? I chill.
That'll just be taboo between us.
You're cool and **** .
User avatar #423 to #422 - ipostcp (02/13/2014) [-]
You're so ******* autistic.
User avatar #424 to #423 - MrMouz (02/13/2014) [-]
C'mon man. Blocking anons?
Just let's be buddies, yo.
I need to give this account back so just be friends<3
User avatar #425 to #424 - ipostcp (02/13/2014) [-]
I can just block your IP
#426 to #425 - ipostcpplz (02/13/2014) [-]
but muh proxies
Look, I'm willing to get over this. Just man up and we'll agree to disagree and drop it.
User avatar #428 to #426 - ipostcp (02/13/2014) [-]
Also your head is really far up your ass. You didn't even apologize and expect me to just "is k". King autism.
User avatar #427 to #426 - ipostcp (02/13/2014) [-]
I'm not the one at fault here.
#416 - devilspecter (02/12/2014) [-]
Rredd senpai, please notice me.
User avatar #417 to #416 - ipostcp (02/12/2014) [-]
Devil kouhai...
User avatar #418 to #417 - devilspecter (02/12/2014) [-]
Seriously though, have you been busy lately or something?
I have barely heard a squeak from you recently.
User avatar #419 to #418 - ipostcp (02/12/2014) [-]
Basically. I work essentially 6 days a week. This week I'm on midnight a so I'm working or sleeping when your awake.
User avatar #429 to #419 - devilspecter (02/13/2014) [-]
Awh yeah, you told me on Skype.

And it's okay now that I know you're busy, I just had to make sure sort of.
#413 - kavrick (02/09/2014) [-]
I think i should apologise for being so hostile towards you. So sorry.
User avatar #414 to #413 - ipostcp (02/09/2014) [-]
And what made you want to say this?
#415 to #414 - kavrick (02/09/2014) [-]
Well it's not like you were ever a dick towards me, so i was kinda out of order
#411 - miia ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #412 to #411 - ipostcp (02/07/2014) [-]
Wut you want beech
User avatar #403 - devilspecter (01/29/2014) [-]
>Blocked profile
Not on my watch.
User avatar #397 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
so i heard you got banned from shin "for being rude"
welcome to the club
#398 to #397 - ipostcp (01/28/2014) [-]
Popularity contest at it's finest.
Popularity contest at it's finest.
User avatar #399 to #398 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
i always said shin was **** since rei left
in any case
want to use otakuthon to insult everyone?
idm sharing ti with you
User avatar #400 to #399 - ipostcp (01/28/2014) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #401 to #400 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
aight then
User avatar #396 - oshily (01/28/2014) [-]
Devilspecter I think you should be honest with your feelings and just tell me you want my body.
User avatar #402 to #396 - devilspecter (01/29/2014) [-]
Lol'd.
#405 to #404 - devilspecter (01/30/2014) [-]
But Oshi, people are watching...
#406 to #405 - oshily (01/30/2014) [-]
That's why I'm telling you to get over here.
User avatar #395 - devilspecter (01/28/2014) [-]
Notredd I think you should be honest with your feelings and just tell me you want my body.
User avatar #382 - ipostcp (01/20/2014) [-]
Phanact I think you should be honest with your feelings and just tell me you want my body.
User avatar #378 - phanact (01/16/2014) [-]
You're being watched
User avatar #380 to #378 - lordketchup (01/16/2014) [-]
fight me nerd
User avatar #379 to #378 - ipostcp (01/16/2014) [-]
This is sexual harassment.
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