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#8 - Why is that guy wearing NWUs? 04/23/2015 on Virtual reality 3d Glasses... +1
#3 - I know that guy too! He went to my school! His name is dave!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on seperated at birth 0
#4 - Ken M (03/12/2015) [-]
dave is ugly
#13 - I love our working uniform though, It's in my opinion the best…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on Thanks for everything FJ 0
#14 - kingferret (07/16/2014) [-]
I have had, at least 3 sailors, some whom i know and don't know.
grab my velcro breast pocket and open it and close it rapidly.
"damnnit man, you have velcro? what the shit i want velcro"

i remind them that their peanut butters lack a strangle device known as a tie.
#11 - Corps* Sorry about that. Yeah, it's true about the uniforms, t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Thanks for everything FJ 0
User avatar #12 - kingferret (07/16/2014) [-]
Those, are not too uncomfortable either. And they are panty wetters.

we need some kind of compensation for being mentally damaged.
#13 - insanityplusone (07/16/2014) [-]
I love our working uniform though, It's in my opinion the best one out of the bunch, even though we have no real use for camo.
#14 - kingferret (07/16/2014) [-]
I have had, at least 3 sailors, some whom i know and don't know.
grab my velcro breast pocket and open it and close it rapidly.
"damnnit man, you have velcro? what the shit i want velcro"

i remind them that their peanut butters lack a strangle device known as a tie.
#10 - Lawl. Good on you for trying to stick with the stereotypes. Ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on Thanks for everything FJ 0
User avatar #17 - sethbean (07/17/2014) [-]
No, I can verify, I was on Fort Sam around some Navy for a few months. There are literal dicks floating around the Navy barracks.
#7 - Thanks for the advice man, I really appreciate it. I would hav…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Thanks for everything FJ 0
User avatar #9 - kingferret (07/16/2014) [-]
Corps. But yeah.

Anywho, you will like being a sailer. With your uniforms named after food.
Blueberries and peanut butters. I was always jealous because your uniforms were infinitely more comfortable than ours.
#11 - insanityplusone (07/16/2014) [-]
Corps* Sorry about that. Yeah, it's true about the uniforms, they're even coming out with lighter versions of them. But I'll always be jealous of your dress blues, you lucky bastards.
User avatar #12 - kingferret (07/16/2014) [-]
Those, are not too uncomfortable either. And they are panty wetters.

we need some kind of compensation for being mentally damaged.
#13 - insanityplusone (07/16/2014) [-]
I love our working uniform though, It's in my opinion the best one out of the bunch, even though we have no real use for camo.
#14 - kingferret (07/16/2014) [-]
I have had, at least 3 sailors, some whom i know and don't know.
grab my velcro breast pocket and open it and close it rapidly.
"damnnit man, you have velcro? what the shit i want velcro"

i remind them that their peanut butters lack a strangle device known as a tie.
#4 - Well I wasn't acting like I was getting deployed. I realize th…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Thanks for everything FJ 0
User avatar #6 - kingferret (07/16/2014) [-]
Awesome.

Having a federal job means no fuckery. One dui and you feel it the rest of your career.

I have a squeaky clean record because i have seen others burn, so be smart.
Thats the one thing they dont teach you.

#7 - insanityplusone (07/16/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice man, I really appreciate it. I would have chosen the Marines had I not wanted to follow in my grand father's foot steps. I respect the core alot for what they've done.
User avatar #9 - kingferret (07/16/2014) [-]
Corps. But yeah.

Anywho, you will like being a sailer. With your uniforms named after food.
Blueberries and peanut butters. I was always jealous because your uniforms were infinitely more comfortable than ours.
#11 - insanityplusone (07/16/2014) [-]
Corps* Sorry about that. Yeah, it's true about the uniforms, they're even coming out with lighter versions of them. But I'll always be jealous of your dress blues, you lucky bastards.
User avatar #12 - kingferret (07/16/2014) [-]
Those, are not too uncomfortable either. And they are panty wetters.

we need some kind of compensation for being mentally damaged.
#13 - insanityplusone (07/16/2014) [-]
I love our working uniform though, It's in my opinion the best one out of the bunch, even though we have no real use for camo.
#14 - kingferret (07/16/2014) [-]
I have had, at least 3 sailors, some whom i know and don't know.
grab my velcro breast pocket and open it and close it rapidly.
"damnnit man, you have velcro? what the shit i want velcro"

i remind them that their peanut butters lack a strangle device known as a tie.
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User avatar #1 - indonesia (10/14/2014) [-]
hey, how's your Navy Seals duty dude?
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