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Gender: male
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: UltimateReaperStudio
Date Signed Up:2/18/2012
Last Login:4/25/2015
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Personality Type: INTJ
Dream: World Domination
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latest user's comments

#112 - Are you like 12 years old? We are differentiating between… 59 minutes ago on Lolicon Starter Pack -1
#107 - You really are stupid. OP said actual CP, you replied with you…  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Lolicon Starter Pack 0
#108 - cackrel (1 hour ago) [-]
You do hopefully realize that if you have a viewer base you're more likely to do more of it?
You know, that principle works for the real world also funnyjunk.
Joshlol, shitposters and you.
So honestly, you're a pretty petty person if you must stoop to such a low to call someone stupid and that they're lying to themselves just because you disagree with them.
Then it tells me more about you than I could have ever imagined.
#112 - infinitereaper (59 minutes ago) [-]
Are you like 12 years old?
We are differentiating between loli porn and CP. CP is profitless. Even a lot of loli is completely free and drawn purely for the artistic merit. Your lies are implicating profits on CP, when none exists. Actual CP is not a business, and as such will always continue to be produced. Whether you like it or not. In either case you cannot stop it.
Viewing materials shouldn't be illegal because it gives people an outlet for release.

People are more likely to flip their lids if they try to repress it.
And 12-13 plus is NOT CP
CP is only BEFORE puberty.

We are NOT even talking about anime.
Get your facts straight white name, and finish the 3rd grade.
#104 - drawn loli porn =/= actual CP You literally have no idea…  [+] (4 new replies) 1 hour ago on Lolicon Starter Pack 0
#105 - cackrel (1 hour ago) [-]
And you literally have no idea what is normal in today's society due to the fact that you've disconnected your self from the virtues of the real world.
loli porn = CP.
I never said it was ACTUAL CP.
Refer back to the first comment which a guy replied with which he said
" I don't get why viewing CP is illegal."
Not Loli porn.
Not referring to the title.
Shit nigga, anime is all right yo, but you gotta get a hunter in your life.
An anime hunter.
User avatar #107 - infinitereaper (1 hour ago) [-]
You really are stupid. OP said actual CP, you replied with your lies that apparently only refer to drawn loli, viewing drawn loli porn is not illegal in most places. Viewing actual CP is. Actual CP doesn't generate perofits. In other words you are lying and lying to yourself.
#108 - cackrel (1 hour ago) [-]
You do hopefully realize that if you have a viewer base you're more likely to do more of it?
You know, that principle works for the real world also funnyjunk.
Joshlol, shitposters and you.
So honestly, you're a pretty petty person if you must stoop to such a low to call someone stupid and that they're lying to themselves just because you disagree with them.
Then it tells me more about you than I could have ever imagined.
#112 - infinitereaper (59 minutes ago) [-]
Are you like 12 years old?
We are differentiating between loli porn and CP. CP is profitless. Even a lot of loli is completely free and drawn purely for the artistic merit. Your lies are implicating profits on CP, when none exists. Actual CP is not a business, and as such will always continue to be produced. Whether you like it or not. In either case you cannot stop it.
Viewing materials shouldn't be illegal because it gives people an outlet for release.

People are more likely to flip their lids if they try to repress it.
And 12-13 plus is NOT CP
CP is only BEFORE puberty.

We are NOT even talking about anime.
Get your facts straight white name, and finish the 3rd grade.
#101 - CP doesn't generate income for anybody its not a ******* …  [+] (6 new replies) 1 hour ago on Lolicon Starter Pack -3
User avatar #103 - cackrel (1 hour ago) [-]
CP is an industry whether you admit it or not.
When artists draw 12 year olds getting raped by a dinosaur then do you honestly people won't pay for that?
Have you ever done submissions? I have, the fuckers are everywhere.
Second of all yeah, it's pretty sick, but denying the fact that people don't generate profits of CP is well, ignorant.
Everything in this world has a price tag and second citing an anime as your source for wait, what are you trying to say?
#104 - infinitereaper (1 hour ago) [-]
drawn loli porn =/= actual CP
You literally have no idea what you are talking about.
#105 - cackrel (1 hour ago) [-]
And you literally have no idea what is normal in today's society due to the fact that you've disconnected your self from the virtues of the real world.
loli porn = CP.
I never said it was ACTUAL CP.
Refer back to the first comment which a guy replied with which he said
" I don't get why viewing CP is illegal."
Not Loli porn.
Not referring to the title.
Shit nigga, anime is all right yo, but you gotta get a hunter in your life.
An anime hunter.
User avatar #107 - infinitereaper (1 hour ago) [-]
You really are stupid. OP said actual CP, you replied with your lies that apparently only refer to drawn loli, viewing drawn loli porn is not illegal in most places. Viewing actual CP is. Actual CP doesn't generate perofits. In other words you are lying and lying to yourself.
#108 - cackrel (1 hour ago) [-]
You do hopefully realize that if you have a viewer base you're more likely to do more of it?
You know, that principle works for the real world also funnyjunk.
Joshlol, shitposters and you.
So honestly, you're a pretty petty person if you must stoop to such a low to call someone stupid and that they're lying to themselves just because you disagree with them.
Then it tells me more about you than I could have ever imagined.
#112 - infinitereaper (59 minutes ago) [-]
Are you like 12 years old?
We are differentiating between loli porn and CP. CP is profitless. Even a lot of loli is completely free and drawn purely for the artistic merit. Your lies are implicating profits on CP, when none exists. Actual CP is not a business, and as such will always continue to be produced. Whether you like it or not. In either case you cannot stop it.
Viewing materials shouldn't be illegal because it gives people an outlet for release.

People are more likely to flip their lids if they try to repress it.
And 12-13 plus is NOT CP
CP is only BEFORE puberty.

We are NOT even talking about anime.
Get your facts straight white name, and finish the 3rd grade.
#58 - obligatory copypasta If all blacks suddenly left America.…  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on must been black humor +19
#63 - slayhumanity (1 hour ago) [-]
>das raisis
>stats are whitey supraymecye
>whitey nazi
>kill whitey
#62 - vicecomx (1 hour ago) [-]
#25 - " ****** parents don't exist"  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on (untitled) 0
User avatar #31 - falbwuh (17 minutes ago) [-]
i'm not going to justify all children acting like little shits on the basis that some of them may have shitty parents, if that's what you're getting at.
#301 - It's alright, it took me a third of my lifetime but it doesn't… 3 hours ago on As stubborn as a feminist +1
#15 - I could ask you the same thing about making a themed account o…  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on stuff me full +12
#28 - improbable (1 hour ago) [-]
User avatar #16 - adviceweed (13 hours ago) [-]
I ain't a theme account?
User avatar #26 - arrowfrogamped (2 hours ago) [-]
Sure as hell looks like it to us.
#14 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 13 hours ago on stuff me full +30
User avatar #36 - garymuthafuknoak (48 minutes ago) [-]
pretty sure we all wish for the source of the pic on the phone
User avatar #37 - chenouttachen (12 minutes ago) [-]
I can give ya a source, but I can give ya the character (or at least what I think it it). Sakuya Izayoi from the Touhou Project.
#29 - greedtheavaricious (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm not going to fap to a goddamn cell phone.
User avatar #31 - vincentvalkerii (1 hour ago) [-]
I am.
#38 - spookems (5 minutes ago) [-]
Well I won't blame you. The XpressMusic was a sweet ass phone
#7 - War... war has changed 14 hours ago on Origin +8

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#2000 - infinitereaper (04/16/2015) [-]
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Feel free to talk to me.
I accept all friend requests.
I'm interested in meeting more INTJ's.
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My OC (series)

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#1996 - infinitereaper (04/16/2015) [-]
stickied by infinitereaper
My full shroom trip, archived on FJ.
www.funnyjunk.com/Dirty+pentagons/funny-pictures/4960798/9
You will only walk on the shores of paradiso when you've consumed the flesh of god.
User avatar #2015 - slashtrey ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
what are you looking for in items? I like many of your items
User avatar #2016 to #2015 - infinitereaper (04/18/2015) [-]
Carmelicious
User avatar #2017 to #2016 - slashtrey ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
oh. I dont have that

is that the only thing
User avatar #2018 to #2017 - infinitereaper (04/18/2015) [-]
Bout the only other thing I'm willing to buy right now is gem recipes for 1k points each, assuming market price didn't change from last year.
#2014 - jonnyfrosty (04/17/2015) [-]
Just checked out your shroom story. Nice, inspirating actually
User avatar #2021 to #2014 - infinitereaper (04/21/2015) [-]
I recommend it
User avatar #2001 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
INTJ?
#2002 to #2001 - infinitereaper (04/17/2015) [-]
Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging aka, the Mastermind   
3rd rarest personality, females are 3 times rarer than males,    
quite possibly making that combination the rarest of them all.    
   
Here, I think this site is where I originally took my test, (same result a second time) so I think its a good site, though it does look different now, idk:   
www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp   
   
Just answer the questions truthfully to get your personality type. Take it another time to verify I suppose.
Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging aka, the Mastermind
3rd rarest personality, females are 3 times rarer than males,
quite possibly making that combination the rarest of them all.

Here, I think this site is where I originally took my test, (same result a second time) so I think its a good site, though it does look different now, idk:
www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

Just answer the questions truthfully to get your personality type. Take it another time to verify I suppose.
User avatar #2003 to #2002 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Welp I scored ISTP.

Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving.

Well okay then.
User avatar #2004 to #2003 - infinitereaper (04/17/2015) [-]
idk the nickname for that one, the engineer or some **** .
User avatar #2005 to #2004 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
I have no idea.

I personally don't take personality tests or whatever they are too seriously.
User avatar #2006 to #2005 - infinitereaper (04/17/2015) [-]
I just like the jung one because it fits me so well, made total sense to me when I took it. It's not big deal really tho. I'm interesting in improving myself, but it's tough. I basically suck at everything. Maybe I have a way with words. How bout you?
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Eh... working on a few things in my life, trying to improve some things and change some others but to be fair I'm pretty bad at most things myself.
User avatar #2008 to #2007 - infinitereaper (04/17/2015) [-]
Well at least we have each other.
User avatar #2009 to #2008 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
I reckon that's about it though.
#2010 to #2009 - infinitereaper (04/17/2015) [-]
I try to live my life the best I can.    
I mean I'm really messed up. In more ways than one.   
My health is a walking disaster. Chronic illness, chronic pain, like a corpse with rotting flesh, failing organs and overbearing pain.   
Beyond this I'm average in every way, maybe even below, only ever become sufficient at very few things where I have possible potential.   
I'm fine with who I am, but plenty would call me 			******		 up or immoral, I don't really care about that, being called a monster that is, because to me, they are the true monsters.   
Most people are just parasites. Sucking up resources, taking up space, and being completely ignorant and clueless about how the world actually works.   
   
I have nothing. I am nothing. I will probably die nothing, but while I'm still alive. While my heart is still beating I want to amount to something, my dream is to become everything. All I ever wanted was a chance.
I try to live my life the best I can.
I mean I'm really messed up. In more ways than one.
My health is a walking disaster. Chronic illness, chronic pain, like a corpse with rotting flesh, failing organs and overbearing pain.
Beyond this I'm average in every way, maybe even below, only ever become sufficient at very few things where I have possible potential.
I'm fine with who I am, but plenty would call me ****** up or immoral, I don't really care about that, being called a monster that is, because to me, they are the true monsters.
Most people are just parasites. Sucking up resources, taking up space, and being completely ignorant and clueless about how the world actually works.

I have nothing. I am nothing. I will probably die nothing, but while I'm still alive. While my heart is still beating I want to amount to something, my dream is to become everything. All I ever wanted was a chance.
User avatar #2011 to #2010 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
This is too deep for someone who's stayed up til 7am.

I wish I could give a proper response but I'd rather be honest with'ya and say that I'm too tired to think of something that'll make sense.
User avatar #2012 to #2011 - infinitereaper (04/17/2015) [-]
Just sleep on it. You probably need it. You shouldn't stay up so late.
User avatar #2020 to #2012 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Shiiiiit. I forgot.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
I know but I'm stupid so I do it anyway.
User avatar #1991 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
For some reason it says you're blocking me.
#1992 to #1991 - infinitereaper (04/15/2015) [-]
what the 			****		   
here let me fix that   
hm. Well I'm not blocking you.   
Check if you are blocking me.   
Update glitches maybe.
what the ****
here let me fix that
hm. Well I'm not blocking you.
Check if you are blocking me.
Update glitches maybe.
User avatar #1989 - cancerlobster (04/13/2015) [-]
Well, looks like this is the big day. Later today my uncle is going to pick my family up and we're leaving this hellish environment for good. Not how my Stepdad will react since we obviously didn't tell him, though we've considered calling an officer while we move **** . Can't trust 'em to be peaceful and civil, partially since they've never been but especially since time has shown again and again that people like them lack empathy and/or are prone to violence when they don't get their way and become desperate and I'd rather not have this opportunity snatched away by a murder.

Don't know where we're staying and I don't know how soon I'll be coming back to FJ, but before I possibly get cut off for a long period I wanted to drop by and say Thank you. Thank you for listening to my senseless rant so long ago and providing me support while I transition through all this. My friends are too busy in their own lives to really lend a hand/give a **** and I don't really know a lot of family I can go to who aren't deeply involved in it already, e.g. my dumbass brother. Neighbors are useless to talk to since they gossip about drama all the damn time and my stepdad would find out immediately. FJ has essentially been my greatest release from the struggles, and specifically you've been my only outside crutch for emotional stability, and I appreciate that beyond words.

Soon, we'll be building a new life. Preferably a happy one. Thanks
#1990 to #1989 - infinitereaper (04/13/2015) [-]
I'll see you on the other side solider, where the grass is greener and the girls got tha booty.
Stay strong and prosper. I wish you well, and good luck in your mission.
#1986 - jackmaccone ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
man you are really sometimes a real mystery in my life
#1987 to #1986 - infinitereaper (04/12/2015) [-]
I move from place to place, I have met many in my travels, seen both horizons under the same sun, things have come and gone, places fading in and out of many, the shores of paradiso I've walked through consuming the flesh of god, the world within I've entered through the night in this vessel, born as nothing, seeking to become everything, and fill the void.

I don't really know what to tell you.
User avatar #1984 - alphagex (04/12/2015) [-]
So i was like browsing through fb and i found a post on filthy frank page,it was a like ''this generation is growing up online some ******** about ''facebook has taugh me this tumblr has taught me this''

So i try to like see the photo in larger picture i google image the picture largest and it bring me in a FJ page and i randomly scroll the comment and i see one of your comment

''You know listening to dumb ***** everywhere you realize that everyone is ******* brainwashed one or another. So many people have such retarded political and general opinions about all sorts of stuff. But there is something to be said about the developing age. We've got all this ******** media, and social networking and ****** phone app games, society is catering to everyone and making them filthy casuals.

But society has always been this way. People have always been dumb, and if you identify you'reself by the sites you frequent you are probably retarded. Unless you write the **** on wikipedia. Then you are a huge nerd.

**** obama.''

And i just wanted to tell you i fully agree with that it is such truth comment concerning this society
#1985 to #1984 - infinitereaper (04/12/2015) [-]
From franku sama to me, I know it's just a coincidence but I can't help but feel honored.   
I'm with you man. This world we live in, the people in it, it's insane. People trade reality for illusions, actuality for delusion, nothing but lies. People lie to themselves. They only believe what they want to believe. And though time marches on, nothing ever really changes.
From franku sama to me, I know it's just a coincidence but I can't help but feel honored.
I'm with you man. This world we live in, the people in it, it's insane. People trade reality for illusions, actuality for delusion, nothing but lies. People lie to themselves. They only believe what they want to believe. And though time marches on, nothing ever really changes.
#1988 to #1985 - alphagex (04/13/2015) [-]
True, but they are some people who decide to accept the harsh true of reality and not escape it some accept it, but most people not

and sometime people use video games to escape hardship only for a few time or for fun,thing is people sometime forget the line between fiction and reality

#1976 - fefe (04/10/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1977 to #1976 - infinitereaper (04/10/2015) [-]
hakuna matata
#1972 - kingdufbeer (04/09/2015) [-]
I can't add you as a friend because the ******* captcha won't load..

..I-I'm sorry..
User avatar #1983 to #1973 - kingdufbeer (04/10/2015) [-]
Thanks friend
#1965 - aerosol (04/09/2015) [-]
DOOD!
THAT GAME WAS MY ******* **** ! I still have it and it still works and I still haven't unlocked half the **** in it!

You just earned yourself some serious respek.
User avatar #1969 to #1965 - infinitereaper (04/09/2015) [-]
Oh man I wish I still had it. One of the greatest games of all time.
OF ALL TIME!
#1971 to #1969 - aerosol (04/09/2015) [-]
Dat sound wave gun tho
User avatar #1970 to #1964 - infinitereaper (04/09/2015) [-]
Priscilla is pure
User avatar #1974 to #1970 - jackmaccone ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
NO!!! she isn't
User avatar #1975 to #1974 - infinitereaper (04/10/2015) [-]
Priscilla is a pure NEET
User avatar #1948 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
boop
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User avatar #1966 to #1962 - aerosol (04/09/2015) [-]
Your stuff kind of reminds me of myopicprophet's in some ways.
User avatar #1967 to #1966 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
That's because he drew it. He Draws I write.
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - aerosol (04/09/2015) [-]
Ah, I see.
User avatar #1963 to #1962 - infinitereaper (04/09/2015) [-]
I meant on FJ, we have few oc makers making funny stuff, but w/e I wanna read this thing. Got a hub where you upload all this stuff? Hit me up with a link or something.
User avatar #1950 to #1949 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
That gif is adorable

Hello.
User avatar #1951 to #1950 - infinitereaper (04/08/2015) [-]
Yes, hello.
User avatar #1952 to #1951 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #1953 to #1952 - infinitereaper (04/08/2015) [-]
studying for 2 tests. Thats around 5 chapters that need reading. I'm on the first
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#1955 to #1954 - infinitereaper (04/09/2015) [-]
sounds much more fun, I used to dabble in drawing, but never really practiced
this is one of the few images I ever drew

contrary to how well it turned out, I'm actually terrible at art, I can't draw at all,
but this makes me think that if i DID practice, just maybe I'd become okay at it after several years
User avatar #1956 to #1955 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
I'm actually in the market for new artists.
User avatar #1957 to #1956 - infinitereaper (04/09/2015) [-]
Well for one I'm not any good and for two I'm way too busy with college right now, anyhow, what do you like to draw?
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User avatar #1959 to #1958 - infinitereaper (04/09/2015) [-]
Ah. LoK. The ******** lesbians. Actually just terrible romance in general.
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#1961 to #1960 - infinitereaper (04/09/2015) [-]
Well you have my approval.
You should do OC. Granted you are funny.
User avatar #1943 - giffythetoad (04/03/2015) [-]
I support your short girl fetishes.
User avatar #1947 to #1943 - infinitereaper (04/06/2015) [-]
*salutes*
User avatar #1940 - alucord (03/29/2015) [-]
Hey, I have a proposal, you open to hear it?

User avatar #1941 to #1940 - infinitereaper (03/29/2015) [-]
I suppose
User avatar #1942 to #1941 - alucord (03/30/2015) [-]
So I just got this colored text thing for a comment and I don't really want it.

I've been your friend on this site and seen you around it awhile. I know you got dealt a ****** and you seem to be dealing with it well, but I don't know your full story and I want too.
#1940 to #1942 - infinitereaper (04/01/2015) [-]
I never got a PM for your reply.   
Anyways those cannot be traded, so I dunno, you can always use it for kicks. Don't pick dark font colors though.   
Anyways, you want to hear my full story? From the very beginning?    
If you want to hear the full tale I'll tell you.
I never got a PM for your reply.
Anyways those cannot be traded, so I dunno, you can always use it for kicks. Don't pick dark font colors though.
Anyways, you want to hear my full story? From the very beginning?
If you want to hear the full tale I'll tell you.
User avatar #1941 to #1940 - alucord (04/02/2015) [-]
Its fine, I'm pretty busy so I come when I can.

I would like to hear it all, I like to listen. Also source?
User avatar #1944 to #1941 - infinitereaper (04/05/2015) [-]
alright I will tell you but give me time to put things together, I'm pretty busy too atm, I'm interested to what your opinions on my life will be.
User avatar #1946 to #1944 - alucord (04/05/2015) [-]
*busy.

Im not busty at all.
User avatar #1945 to #1944 - alucord (04/05/2015) [-]
No problem, im busty too
User avatar #1942 to #1941 - infinitereaper (04/02/2015) [-]
from the fate series unlimited blades works
User avatar #2019 to #1942 - alucord (04/19/2015) [-]
Hey, I don't want to rush you, just a friendly reminder I've been waiting on the edge of my seat for a bit now.
#2023 to #2019 - infinitereaper (04/23/2015) [-]
I'll use whats left of the little drug rush to quickly tell my tale, it's really not too exciting.    
Basically my parents are both immigrants, one legal one illegal.    
My dad was born too early, probably 			******		 him up, when he was like 12 he shot his brother dead, probably 			******		 him up, met my mother who came over illegally. She was original in Mexico, with her siblings, and her father was a drunken alcoholic who beat them and raped her, probably 			******		 her up. She later moved to the U.S. and went through foster care then got adopted and had a mother who she never really felt loved her, probably 			******		 her up.   
   
So these two 			****		 ups met each other and boom da bing they 			****		 at like 18. My mom drops out after she gets pregnant. Born into poverty. Eventually my father joins the military and so begins the quest. Was born in Texas. Few memories. Don't remember much. My father cheated on my mom a few times when I was younger. Anyways blah blah blah. Germany. We moved there, it was nice. Nice place. Parents occasionally fought and stuff. In 3rd grade I fell in love for the first (and so for only) time. Made a best friend their who was a total bro.   
   
Whatever, years pass. My mom and father fight and stuff as usual, think my mother almost committed suicide for the first time.   
We have to leave. Louisiana. My buddy pretty much disappears. My love is gone. I make new friends. Blah blah blah.    
   
Get into fights, get beat up. But fight to prove my point. No more fights after a while. My love back in contact, she falls in love with me. Around this time my new best friend (who I truly see as a brother for the first time in my life) tries to kill me one time. Stab me. Yeah. I learned not to trust people. Things go sour with me and my love. We end up breaking up. I get depressed.    
   
Later I move again, blah blah blah. NTR with my love. She gets 			******		 by other guys. Changes, it sucks. I hate myself. Family life is still 			****		. I mentioned my parents were 			******		 up and this pretty much made my entire life growing up 			******		 up. Oh and also I forgot, I've been chronically sick and in pain my entire life. its gotten worst over the years. Anyways, I drink, end up in the hospital, I OD on Dex one time. Uh, my parents start seriously fighting in highschool. My mom attempts suicide several times. A broken home.    
   
I end up moving with my dad for a while, working, get 			******		 out of a great job and thousands of dollars in investments because of my 			*******		 dad. Family back togehter. Moving around and 			****		.    
   
Man I skipped a lot of 			****		. I spent a lot of time in Korea really suicidal and depressed. Lots of 			****		 happened there too.    
   
			****		 man I'm sorry rush or not I hate telling my whole story but this is a start I guess.   
So yeah, pretty w/e right? I guess living it is much different from hearing it. Even the bits and pieces.   
   
But basically nothing has ever worked out, I've always failed, always been hurt, always been betrayed, always lost everything, always been sick, always been in pain, always never been able to trust because of betrayal, and generally always get 			******		. Almost died a few times. At others hands and my own. My family has barely survived its own troubles but my parents are no less 			******		 up. My heart was broken and all my closest friends are gone and hurt me in the process. I failed at everything, lost everything, and thought I wouldn't live to become an adult.   
   
I'm not sure why I'm alive sometimes. But hey here I am.    
Sorry this is the best I can do for now as far as story telling goes.
I'll use whats left of the little drug rush to quickly tell my tale, it's really not too exciting.
Basically my parents are both immigrants, one legal one illegal.
My dad was born too early, probably ****** him up, when he was like 12 he shot his brother dead, probably ****** him up, met my mother who came over illegally. She was original in Mexico, with her siblings, and her father was a drunken alcoholic who beat them and raped her, probably ****** her up. She later moved to the U.S. and went through foster care then got adopted and had a mother who she never really felt loved her, probably ****** her up.

So these two **** ups met each other and boom da bing they **** at like 18. My mom drops out after she gets pregnant. Born into poverty. Eventually my father joins the military and so begins the quest. Was born in Texas. Few memories. Don't remember much. My father cheated on my mom a few times when I was younger. Anyways blah blah blah. Germany. We moved there, it was nice. Nice place. Parents occasionally fought and stuff. In 3rd grade I fell in love for the first (and so for only) time. Made a best friend their who was a total bro.

Whatever, years pass. My mom and father fight and stuff as usual, think my mother almost committed suicide for the first time.
We have to leave. Louisiana. My buddy pretty much disappears. My love is gone. I make new friends. Blah blah blah.

Get into fights, get beat up. But fight to prove my point. No more fights after a while. My love back in contact, she falls in love with me. Around this time my new best friend (who I truly see as a brother for the first time in my life) tries to kill me one time. Stab me. Yeah. I learned not to trust people. Things go sour with me and my love. We end up breaking up. I get depressed.

Later I move again, blah blah blah. NTR with my love. She gets ****** by other guys. Changes, it sucks. I hate myself. Family life is still **** . I mentioned my parents were ****** up and this pretty much made my entire life growing up ****** up. Oh and also I forgot, I've been chronically sick and in pain my entire life. its gotten worst over the years. Anyways, I drink, end up in the hospital, I OD on Dex one time. Uh, my parents start seriously fighting in highschool. My mom attempts suicide several times. A broken home.

I end up moving with my dad for a while, working, get ****** out of a great job and thousands of dollars in investments because of my ******* dad. Family back togehter. Moving around and **** .

Man I skipped a lot of **** . I spent a lot of time in Korea really suicidal and depressed. Lots of **** happened there too.

**** man I'm sorry rush or not I hate telling my whole story but this is a start I guess.
So yeah, pretty w/e right? I guess living it is much different from hearing it. Even the bits and pieces.

But basically nothing has ever worked out, I've always failed, always been hurt, always been betrayed, always lost everything, always been sick, always been in pain, always never been able to trust because of betrayal, and generally always get ****** . Almost died a few times. At others hands and my own. My family has barely survived its own troubles but my parents are no less ****** up. My heart was broken and all my closest friends are gone and hurt me in the process. I failed at everything, lost everything, and thought I wouldn't live to become an adult.

I'm not sure why I'm alive sometimes. But hey here I am.
Sorry this is the best I can do for now as far as story telling goes.
#1931 - jackmaccone ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
i think about buying a waifu, if you know what i mean
i think about buying a waifu, if you know what i mean
#1933 to #1932 - jackmaccone ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
i meant i buy myself a  onahole    
   
and i have a twitch account and i play dark souls 2 scholar of the first sin and i stream it sometimes if you want you can watch
i meant i buy myself a onahole

and i have a twitch account and i play dark souls 2 scholar of the first sin and i stream it sometimes if you want you can watch
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - infinitereaper (03/29/2015) [-]
Nah that'd be pointless. Buy the alien one. Otherwise the reallife dolls or whatever get more realistic every year. Though they are pretty much glorified onaholes
User avatar #1935 to #1934 - jackmaccone ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
which one do you mean with the alien one, it sounds interesting

User avatar #1936 to #1935 - infinitereaper (03/29/2015) [-]
idk if its fleshlight series but google should have it show up
User avatar #1937 to #1936 - jackmaccone ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
is the skin blue of the thing ?
User avatar #1938 to #1937 - infinitereaper (03/29/2015) [-]
Think so, there is a monster series but it's pretty lame
User avatar #1939 to #1938 - jackmaccone ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
mhmm okay, well i look after it
#1927 - syrianassassin (03/23/2015) [-]
who is that ****** who keep mentioning you and spamming your name everywhere?
#1928 to #1927 - infinitereaper (03/23/2015) [-]
Oh I don't even know anymore
so many peoples seem to love me
#1924 - ayyyyyyyyylmao (03/23/2015) [-]
infinitereaper, after a long day of making tl;dr posts sits down to fap to cuckold porn. But being the disgusting Eurasian half-breed he is, instead of the typical BMWF cuck porn, he faps to white male Asian female cuckolding. He does this because deep down he wishes he was a girl who could get dominated by big white cocks like his mother was. After masturbating for hours on end and crying himself to sleep, the daily ritual, he wakes up to start the cycle over. Eventually in his online musings he discovers feminism, and agrees with the key concepts, but not the movement as it currently is. He writes a 30,000 word post explaining this differentiation, and how if it weren't for those ******* femnazis he wouldn't have to call himself a humanist. This took him over half his day, but that doesn't matter to him, it fills his time as a lifeless NEET. He then goes to his high school, where he tries bragging to all the girls there that he supports women's rights. He walks up to his oneitis, mumbles something incoherently, stares at her for five minutes, following with her walking away saying "dammit not again go away how many times to have to tell you shovel nosed Filipino looking manlet?" Confused as to why supporting communism, feminism, and shilling online all day everyday didn't make him attractive to women, he confined in his only friend, Eliot Rodger. As he listened to the school shooters videos for the 10,000 time, he said, "oh Elliot, only you understand my pain." They were both Eurasian, feminist, beta-orbiting, kissless virgins with rage. Conflicted with how society didn't understand Elliot's suffering, and how women were all stuck up whores ******* Chad, infinitereaper concocted a plan to avenge his fallen soul brother. For about a week he typed furiously. When his 50,000 page manifesto was finished, he uploaded it to FJ. Of course, no one bothered to read it, which only pushed him further. Tomorrow he would get his revenge on those ******* normies. He showed up on campus, glock in hand, and unloaded into the crowd of students making their way to their classes. He was promptly shot by campus security with hundreds of rounds. In the end, admin, not wanting the **** up infinitereaper was associated with his site, deleted his profile and all the comments he posted and content he uploaded. And like that, everything he had done with his life vanished in the wind, like it was always meant to.
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