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infiniteduress

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Date Signed Up:6/10/2012
Last Login:3/23/2014
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Content Views:73619
Times Content Favorited:117 times
Total Comments Made:1676
FJ Points:5979
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#22 - If repost ON THIS SITE, FJ is for the most part just a repost … 09/01/2012 on Fucking polatiks -1
#66 - me cause its every 20 on the dot like clockwork, the time come…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2012 on How to hide your porn +1
User avatar #71 - cyanidesandvich (09/01/2012) [-]
and so, Infiniteduress was never invited to another funeral again.
#62 - who wants to unhide a folder every 20 minutes  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2012 on How to hide your porn 0
User avatar #65 - cyanidesandvich (09/01/2012) [-]
who doesn't fap every 10 minutes?
User avatar #66 - infiniteduress (09/01/2012) [-]
me cause its every 20 on the dot like clockwork, the time comes and i just whip it out wherever i happen to be, and spray the nearest female with love juice
User avatar #71 - cyanidesandvich (09/01/2012) [-]
and so, Infiniteduress was never invited to another funeral again.
#114 - i really don't want to know 08/31/2012 on the simple truth 0
#106 - Please tell me you are troll ing  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on the simple truth +2
User avatar #109 - megatrollinator (08/31/2012) [-]
My name says it all.
#103 - This is Beethoven, not Bach  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2012 on the simple truth +26
#105 - megatrollinator (08/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #106 - infiniteduress (08/31/2012) [-]
Please tell me you are trolling
User avatar #109 - megatrollinator (08/31/2012) [-]
My name says it all.
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on Facebook +4
#42 - contaminatedwin (08/31/2012) [-]
Am I retarded?
#113 - They **** money 08/31/2012 on Skyrim Logic +6
#30 - yes answered like 2 minutes after i woke up and immediately th… 08/31/2012 on Clannad 0
#174 - I have been staring at all of these gifs for 5 minutes and i h… 08/31/2012 on My cancer has been cured 0
#22 - "I will"  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2012 on Clannad 0
User avatar #26 - basstard (08/31/2012) [-]
You get the joke,don't you?
User avatar #30 - infiniteduress (08/31/2012) [-]
yes answered like 2 minutes after i woke up and immediately thought "I am an Idiot"
#16 - Blows out candles... 08/31/2012 on Only downside to being a... 0
#11 - Back the **** off anon 08/31/2012 on Clannad 0
#96 - If you want a recommendation on someone with a similar if cons… 08/31/2012 on I can't even 0
#40 - Well pretty much all of the villains in Gotham are some form o… 08/30/2012 on Hero Gotham actually deserves 0
#4 - /y/? 08/30/2012 on Sweet Senior picture -3
#48 - lol no Paolini is too young to have more than one series, …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2012 on I can't even 0
User avatar #94 - ilovetocuddle (08/30/2012) [-]
Shit man I loved those books.
User avatar #96 - infiniteduress (08/31/2012) [-]
If you want a recommendation on someone with a similar if considerably darker style try the Night Angel Trilogy, absolutely amazing and probly the best fantasy series i have ever read, excluding LOTR
#54 - and on that day he does move pretty damn fast, and don't … 08/30/2012 on Best Quote EVAR +1
#24 - nah just kidding, Zoidberg's mah homie 08/30/2012 on Why not? +4
#153 - So you just gonna sit in there and deny me a meal, well **… 08/30/2012 on Shark Fart +1
#134 - OH **** !!! 08/30/2012 on Tomatoes 0
#57 - you live in an anime don't you, you lucky bastard 08/30/2012 on Are you a boy or a girl? +1
#164 - Sorry but you only get one boot per purchase so this is false  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2012 on LoL facts -2
#216 - anon (08/30/2012) [-]
Maybe they bought two boots at the start of Dominion or Proving Grounds. ;)
#210 - anon (08/30/2012) [-]
gtfo warwick fag
#14 - if that is a girl it has to be jailbait  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2012 on Are you a boy or a girl? -1
User avatar #21 - dyllygaf (08/30/2012) [-]
Not necessarily, a friend of mine is 21, but she looks like she's 14
#23 - mufdvr (08/30/2012) [-]
i have a friend whos 18 but looks 14 and her sister is 14 and looks 18+... the world is a fucked up place sometimes
User avatar #57 - infiniteduress (08/30/2012) [-]
you live in an anime don't you, you lucky bastard
#21 - Just feed them one by one to the farmer's animals, then when o…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2012 on Tomatoes +2
User avatar #28 - zarcos (08/30/2012) [-]
FOUND YOU!
User avatar #134 - infiniteduress (08/30/2012) [-]
OH SHIT!!!

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#55 - anon (09/06/2012) [-]
Ni ******* Hao, my name is Infiniteduress the Faggot.

I'm a 15 year old Korean Sperm Donor (hand love maker). I masturbate to American Television like Jersey shore and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my time records and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my penis every day, this superior pussy destroyer can shoot straight through ubertonium because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other penis on earth. I earned my rape license two years ago, and I have been raping every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Middle Eastern and the Homeless accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to rape homeless people in the subway station to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a sperm donor for the US Treasury or pool filler!

I own several rape devices, which I carry around town. I want to get used to being ready to rape before I move to America, so I can **** in easier. I keep my dick pressed against my elders and seniors and speak **** them in their sleep as often as I can, but rarely does anyone enjoy it.

Wish me luck in America!
User avatar #53 - twohitwonder (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir/ma'am/and-or other!
#52 - TheWeigand (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a very nice day
Have a very nice day
User avatar #51 - imaginator (09/01/2012) [-]
Please have a nice day, fellow LoLfag
#50 - phanteon (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #49 - hole (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a good day, sir!
#48 - VKTR (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, good man.
#47 - anon (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, bro
User avatar #46 - ghirahn (09/01/2012) [-]
Have a nice day
#45 - yibble (09/01/2012) [-]
have a nice day!
User avatar #54 to #45 - infiniteduress (09/02/2012) [-]
you sir are awesome in every way for giving me this pic
User avatar #29 - trueshotbarrage (08/07/2012) [-]
well... this is interesting
#30 to #29 - infiniteduress (08/07/2012) [-]
awkward more like
User avatar #13 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I like the name
#15 to #13 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
infiniteduress: it means free hugs in wolf language
User avatar #16 to #15 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I main Warwick.

That it does.
User avatar #17 to #16 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I think he is awesome, but i always wish he had some gank potential before six.
so i generally take him top, so i can tp gank bot sooner
User avatar #18 to #17 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
Exhaust + red buff can get you kills top if your teammate has good damage or any cc.

Why would you take teleport on WW if you're jungling?
User avatar #19 to #18 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
sorry i wasn't clear enough i meant top lane with flash tp so i just have a farm lane and i can gank bot, pretty much guarantees a free farm lane top and a win bot
User avatar #21 to #19 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
If/when you do jungle with him, how do you build him?

I've never seen 2 people build him the same way.
User avatar #22 to #21 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
I generally build madreds razors first just for the creep damage then depending on the enemy team into a wits end or a glacial shroud

so my build ends up being mercs, frozen heart, wits, Guardian Angel, either an armor or mr item based on enemy team, and then i turn the razors into bloodrazor
User avatar #23 to #22 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
I used to hold onto razors til I could get bloodrazor, but since they nerfed the proc on the small razors, I've been building wriggles first. It really helps at taking dragon alone at level 6. My goal with WW is to secure each dragon between ganks.
User avatar #20 to #19 - YllekNayr (08/04/2012) [-]
ah. Sounds like a good plan, actually. I can't bring myself to take warwick out of the jungle, though. I'd rather do Nasus or Morde if I'm going top. Gotta keep him in the jungle.
#12 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
I see your WW and raise you a tanky Shen.
User avatar #14 to #12 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
so what? we hit each other until one of us rage quits out of boredom?
#24 to #14 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
Stand United away!
User avatar #25 to #24 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
i have an ulti to you know
#26 to #25 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
if a ww can solo an ap tank shen, I will eat my hat
User avatar #27 to #26 - infiniteduress (08/04/2012) [-]
madreds does quite a lot of dmg to shen since they tend to have a lot of health
#28 to #27 - zintex (08/04/2012) [-]
ap shen doesnt really build warmogs. I'd be curious to see how that matchup would be. Not saying shen would win, but it would take a while
#7 - thatoneidiot (07/16/2012) [-]
You have been slain.
#11 to #7 - zintex (08/03/2012) [-]
DEM CROWSSSSSSS. I never let a FS feed, Team fights=gg with a fed fs ulti
#8 to #7 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
before you even finish channeling
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatoneidiot (07/16/2012) [-]
Look what you've done, the birthday cake's ruined >:(
User avatar #10 to #9 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
well its the only one so if you still want some your gonna have to eat it anyway
User avatar #3 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
I see your WW profile pic and raise you a Teemo.
#4 to #3 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
i hear teemo likes hugs just as much as amumu....


but not from warwick hehehhehahahahahahahahaha <evil laughter
User avatar #5 to #4 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (06/20/2012) [-]
Eh, I've got no beef with WW. :D My cousin and I proceeded to rape(me teemo, him WW) when some dumbasses tried doing duo mid for some odd reason.
User avatar #6 to #5 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
lol they probly both instalocked and then blamed each other
User avatar #1 - mrcrocodile (06/16/2012) [-]
I am here to say, as a fiddlesticks player, I ******* hate you
User avatar #2 to #1 - infiniteduress (06/17/2012) [-]
well i live to please
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