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But you literally said it yourself - Binge Eating Disorder is the disorder. Obesity is a state of existence: being grossly overweight, which can result from the disorder but is a symptom not the illness. I.e. Bulimic but without doing anything to counter the binging thus leading to weight gain.

So my point stands.
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User avatar #1244 - jamesten (04/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #1233 - theshadowed ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Do you watch GoT?
User avatar #1234 to #1233 - infernalinsolence (03/22/2015) [-]
I do indeed.
And if you mention s5 I will cut you. I'm in Crete when the series starts
User avatar #1235 to #1234 - theshadowed ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
But come and join us www.reddit.com/r/IronThronePowers/
RPing board for GoT
I've been there for a week and I've killed a Lord Paramount
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - infernalinsolence (03/22/2015) [-]
Oh my god, I would but FJ Party. And I don't use Reddit lmao
User avatar #1238 to #1236 - theshadowed ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Also the entire Stormlands are about to invade me
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - infernalinsolence (03/22/2015) [-]
Idk I'm not great into GoT. My best friend named her pug puppy Stannis.
I still think he should have been called Pugdro Pascal.
User avatar #1240 to #1239 - theshadowed ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Yeh I wouldn't even name my **** Stannis. Poor dog
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - infernalinsolence (03/22/2015) [-]
She's hardcore Baratheon and I'm legit sat here in something that could be fairly Dany from the neckline. Colouring and the cut, not so much lmao

Damn right I'm Targaryen as **** .
User avatar #1242 to #1241 - theshadowed ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Damn right. Team Targ for life
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - infernalinsolence (03/22/2015) [-]
damn right. Take what is ours with fire and blood, ************* .
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - theshadowed ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
I don't either. Seriously its fun come join. You need a 2 week old account, but I might be able to vouch for you
Give you an ideas of what I'm like in game, read these threads
I'm thesheepshepard
User avatar #1226 - lollar (03/10/2015) [-]
Your eyes can kill.They can trap someone into the void of your black eyes.
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - lollar (03/10/2015) [-]
I don't have to.You have already won.
#1218 - skalias (03/10/2015) [-]
#1220 to #1219 - skalias (03/10/2015) [-]
doesn't matter ur still a fa
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - infernalinsolence (03/10/2015) [-]
i'm a fa for u
#1222 to #1221 - skalias (03/10/2015) [-]
wrong word fa
User avatar #1223 to #1222 - infernalinsolence (03/10/2015) [-]
eat **** , no it's not
#1224 to #1223 - skalias (03/10/2015) [-]
sorry not into scat but i'll try it for u
#1211 - devilsong ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Has anybody told you your smile looks kind of almost like the jokers
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - infernalinsolence (03/10/2015) [-]
Why do you think I don't smile much?

Actually no, no one's told me that. I just don't like how my face scrunches up when I smile. Ask skalias, I look like a dork.
#1217 to #1212 - devilsong ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
actually i think its cool that your smile looks like the jokers
#1213 to #1212 - skalias (03/10/2015) [-]
I like how your face scrunches up
#1215 to #1214 - skalias (03/10/2015) [-]
You laugh like a little kid when you're not in public too.
User avatar #1216 to #1215 - infernalinsolence (03/10/2015) [-]
You need to ask Josh some time. I do it in public too.
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#1203 to #1202 - skalias (03/09/2015) [-]
m83505 love u
User avatar #1204 to #1203 - infernalinsolence (03/09/2015) [-]
m843 ur ghey
#1205 to #1204 - skalias (03/09/2015) [-]
m8483 gay for u
User avatar #1206 to #1205 - infernalinsolence (03/09/2015) [-]
m88u still gay tho
#1207 to #1206 - skalias (03/09/2015) [-]
m838 dgaf
#1209 to #1208 - skalias (03/09/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1194 to #1193 - infernalinsolence (02/26/2015) [-]
awyiss. I love creepy Libra pics.
#1191 - sexyhimself ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
#1157 - Elk (02/10/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** USA USA USA
#1158 to #1157 - infernalinsolence (02/10/2015) [-]
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**infernalinsolence rolled image** WASTES TEA WASTES TEA WASTES TEA
#1168 to #1158 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
what on earth
what on earth
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - infernalinsolence (02/10/2015) [-]
The roll gods decided to make me look questionable.
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
well, good for you female pedophiles dont exist.
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #1173 to #1171 - infernalinsolence (02/10/2015) [-]
dang it I hadn't seen this bit.
User avatar #1174 to #1173 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
well yeah. thought about including it at first but i already clicked.

However, what's up? i heard you had some trouble going on?
User avatar #1175 to #1174 - infernalinsolence (02/10/2015) [-]
Just phobias ******* me over more than anything. Always over-react with those.
User avatar #1176 to #1175 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
i had something crazy a while ago.

long story ahead, i hope i wont bore you.
i started studying medecine last autumn, had to move to a city quite far away, got my own apartment. it was nice, having my own room and stuff, not having to do this and that for him and her.
However, winter came. And suddenly i started feeling nervous when looking into a mirror. Not that i didnt like how i looked, but always when i saw myself from a distance i got goosebumps and remembered this really creepy thing i saw in TV when i was 7 or 8 years younger[spoiler] was a story in this series x-factor, supernatural things and stuff, a woman who looked into a mirror and saw a really ugly version of herself.
i thought i was done with it but it suddenly came back. I wasn't really able to concentrate on anything else and i started leaving the lights turned on, I would even hang my coat over the mirror to not see it, and i would only look at myself from a close distance.
After weeks i began to intentionally do it. and sometimes my whole evening was ruined because of that.But time passed and i was fine with it. i still remember that face, but it's not comparable to what i went through. It sounds silly now that i write it down, but it was reaally annoying, being a more or less grown up man who is afraid of his own reflection.
i hope you're fine. phobias suck.
User avatar #1177 to #1176 - infernalinsolence (02/10/2015) [-]
Phobias do indeed suck.
Not sure how I'm meant to handle phobias that involve concepts though. I just do the life thing as much as I can with them.
Alcohol helps.
User avatar #1178 to #1177 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
alcohol can help i dont drink at all, im not comfortable with the idea of not being able to control yourself. , but it can become a problem on its own too.
Keep an eye on how much it is. Alcohol addictions aren't rare.
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - infernalinsolence (02/10/2015) [-]
Yes, alcoholism is something I watch for. Considering I'm not needing it to function but instead use it rarely (today's the first time I've drank in idk a week?). I don't usually drink more than 500ml unless I'm on holiday and all inclusive **** yeah that's going down in April so I don't have to pay **** .
Money > Alcohol every time
User avatar #1180 to #1179 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
Sounds good woman. Keep it under 0,5l a day in 5 days a week and you wont have to fear any long-term consequences. Except if it's not the time. like, driving or 5 minutes before the surgery.
In case i wont get to say it when it's time, have fun in April.
User avatar #1181 to #1180 - infernalinsolence (02/10/2015) [-]
I either drink most nights or I don't drink for a month or so. Depends on my mood and whether I have the right stuff in.
Can't afford to learn how to drive so that's not a worry. Don't think I need surgery for anything currently. I hope. I mean they still haven't done **** about my migraine pain level headaches - and no they aren't migraines. Other than the pain, no other symptoms. Knew that three months before I got in with the neurologist who said excatly that. Like I couldn't have told him that in ******* Greek. (The neurologist I saw was Greek, or at least Cypriot. sssh)
And I fully intend to have fun in April. If I can remember any of the week I'm in Crete, I didn't holiday right.
User avatar #1182 to #1181 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
Does alcohol really make you enjoy a party that much more?
And I assume you already tried out Aspirin?
User avatar #1184 to #1182 - infernalinsolence (02/10/2015) [-]
Also to partying, I wouldn't know. I don't really go to parties.
And I'm going to Crete with my parents anyway, they'll probably cut me off if I go OTT. Which shouldn't really happen, I'm able to recognise my limits fairly easily.
User avatar #1189 to #1184 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
IT is some really interesting stuff, and i think i would have picked something in that direction soo, but i did some naive thinking in case of a worldwide apocalpyse there many people working with computers and Internet would loose their job, while a medecine will always be needed
And yes, ossi metacarpi are those long bones in the middle of your hand, ossi metatarsi are the equivalent in the foot.
Also there is this sentence to learn the bones in the carpus NOT the hand, but the bones that connect the hand with the forearm, antebrachium

Der Kahn der fäht im Mondeschein The ship sails in the moonlight
Im Dreieck um das Erbsenbein In a triangle around the Pea-bone

Viereck groß, Viereck klein Big square, small square
Der Kopf der muss beim Haken sein The head must be next to the hook

Os scaphoideum - lunatum - triquetrum - pisiforme - trapezium - trapezoideum
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
capitatum - hamatum.

clicked ctrl-enter to make a small paragraph, ended up replying.
yeah, in german this one even ryhmes. i wanted to try that too but it sounded better in my head.
User avatar #1183 to #1182 - infernalinsolence (02/10/2015) [-]
Aspirin is a different thing here, I think. My parents take aspirin for blood something but I forget quite what. Pressure, probably.
I'm currently on naproxen for the pain which I take rarely because I dislike being dependent on painkillers, and I have inherited my father's tolerance for such things. Also taking the painkillers too often can lead to... I think it was Medication Abuse Headaches? Which may have been more specific to paracetamol/cocodamol but idk and they've put me on outdated (as in no longer used, not out of date) anti-depressants amitriptyline that seem to help with stress tension headaches, which was the other thought for some time. Considering I was still getting head-splitting pain when on holiday that had no work to do, I'd say that it's not stress related. I may be moved to gabapentin at some point which my dad also takes for sciatica. We call them sudden unexplainable death pills. but I need to actually get around to getting a doctor's appointment.
User avatar #1185 to #1183 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
sounds stressful
and im just sitting here hoping i wont fail my exam this friday. human anatomy. 500 pages of bones, vessels, nerves and muscles.
that just came to my mind, you know about side effects with alcohol? i've heard that things become ugly when you mix drugs!
User avatar #1186 to #1185 - infernalinsolence (02/10/2015) [-]
Good Lord, that exam sounds painful. All exams sound painful. I've got exam anxiety and perfectionism. Wonderful combination. But you can do it. I believe in you. And to think I used to pride myself on knowing what the patella was when I was 12.
And yeah I'm mostly aware, I think. I avoid drinking after I've taken the meds I'm required to for my headaches. When I remember to. My memory seems to **** me over on inconsequential things a lot more when I remember to take my meds
User avatar #1187 to #1186 - alfonshister (02/10/2015) [-]
ha ha ha, the patella. dont forget the other 48672938 descriptions of every single molecule.
it's a lot of work, and i'm really thankful for any encouragment.

what are you studying?
User avatar #1188 to #1187 - infernalinsolence (02/10/2015) [-]
Metatarsals are... feet? I think. Metacarpals, if metatarsals are feet, are fingers. If I am wrong, it's the other way around.
I have a random interest in medical stuff, but more in the disease end than physical structure. Rare and genetic based diseases are fascinating and I can't explain it.

I'm studying general IT at the moment. Following in parental footsteps, mostly.
#1159 to #1158 - Elk (02/10/2015) [-]
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#1160 to #1159 - infernalinsolence (02/10/2015) [-]
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#1161 to #1160 - Elk (02/10/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** USA USA USA
#1162 to #1161 - infernalinsolence (02/10/2015) [-]
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**infernalinsolence rolled image** STILL WASTES TEA STILL WASTES TEA STILL WASTES TEA

I mean, really? Putting it in the microwave? Savages.
#1163 to #1162 - Elk (02/10/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** Lel not even calling me out for using the wrong war. You failed.
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**Elk rolled image** elbows or gtfo
#1166 to #1165 - infernalinsolence (02/10/2015) [-]
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**infernalinsolence rolled image** I shan't! I simply shan't! It is improper for a lady to do so.
#1167 to #1166 - Elk (02/10/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1141 - theshadowed ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
1st win to England!
User avatar #1142 to #1141 - infernalinsolence (02/06/2015) [-]
i didn't watch it
and my friend was freaking out about it
so i thought we'd lost
oh my god
User avatar #1143 to #1142 - theshadowed ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
It was close. George North almost got somewhere.
If we beast Ireland we're pretty much in the clear now
it was 21-16, from 10-0 down at the start
User avatar #1144 to #1143 - infernalinsolence (02/06/2015) [-]
I don't even know. I'm not a sports person
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - theshadowed ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
We did well. Which is good.
Holy **** my parents are out now watching and and drinking.
Gonna be so pissed off when they get back lol
They're thoroughly Welsh
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - infernalinsolence (02/06/2015) [-]
******* sheep shaggers.
Nah I'm kidding I'm half-Welsh so idk.
User avatar #1147 to #1146 - theshadowed ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
I'm like 3/4 Welsh but I cling fiercely to being born and living in England for the first 2 years of my life
I also sound like I should be shooting game with the Queen, what not
User avatar #1148 to #1147 - infernalinsolence (02/06/2015) [-]
Don't shoot game with the Queen
I don't even know what shooting game means
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - theshadowed ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
birds n stuff
User avatar #1150 to #1149 - infernalinsolence (02/06/2015) [-]
oh that kind of shooting game
if you do that
keep a pheasant for me i want to try that ****
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - theshadowed ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
they're actually delicious
i went with my uncle once
got the breasts of the ones we got, and cooked them wrapped in ham
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - infernalinsolence (02/06/2015) [-]
oh god
as long as it was like parma ham i am down for that
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - theshadowed ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
yeh i think
i was about 12 the grass and bracken was taller than me
User avatar #1154 to #1153 - infernalinsolence (02/06/2015) [-]
you sound like you were short back then
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - theshadowed ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
You just haven't been to Northumberland
Also his gun dogs are cocker spaniels so ******* cute
User avatar #1156 to #1155 - infernalinsolence (02/06/2015) [-]
Bro I barely leave my house of course I haven't been to Northumberland
And yes cocker spaniels are cute as ****
#1112 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Got myself a pretty sweet Sherlock poster
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - infernalinsolence (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm jealous. I have no money for posters atm ;n;
User avatar #1115 to #1113 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
*it wasn't actually that badly priced
User avatar #1117 to #1115 - infernalinsolence (01/24/2015) [-]
I have like 10p in my purse and like £6.97 in my bank account. Plus I want to save money for Crete she says as she remembers she has 100 euros from her grandmother that's being kept for Crete.
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Crete? Cretes great, my mum was stationed there with the RAF for a while. I'm going to Egypt in the summer with the family. Thank god that I can still mooch off them.
User avatar #1119 to #1118 - infernalinsolence (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm going to Crete with the fam. Likely I'll be dragged off to ruins and all sorts of mildly interesting things, only for the moments to be destroyed by Father bitching about something, as he always does.
Egypt sounds fun but also sounds like it'll almost definitely have mosquitoes and pls no i react badly to mozzie bites.
User avatar #1120 to #1119 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
My step mum does the bitching thing. Oh and treats me like I'm 12, thats always fun.
My mum wasn't actually sure on Egypt due to the fact that I am ******* terrible with heat. Like godawful. As in I need factor 40, and suffer from heatstroke and have no energy in South goddamn France. How am I supposed to even move in Egypt? At least all inclusive. I'll just sit around eating food which is my life anyway minus a computer
User avatar #1121 to #1120 - infernalinsolence (01/24/2015) [-]
aw yiss All inclusive.
So's the hotel we're going to in Crete. Rhethymnon or something like that I forget how to spell it. Idc, really. But this is the first all inclusive holiday we've gone on where I can actually drink alcohol.
I'm gonna get so plastered lmao
User avatar #1122 to #1121 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
My mum's actually quite lax with letting me drink. But I probably won't drink because I'll be so dehydrated anyway lol
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - infernalinsolence (01/24/2015) [-]
Liquids are important, my friend.
But yeah, probably no posters for me for a while. I need to buy the rest of my holiday wardrobe and **** .
I can't even find my swimsuit, I don't even want to try. Just get a new one, **** it.
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
My holiday wardrobe hasn't actually changed for the past 2 years. Just knee length shorts and tshirts
User avatar #1125 to #1124 - infernalinsolence (01/24/2015) [-]
Then again my parents don't do the holiday wardrobe thing so I never have
but the last time we went on holiday I was 14 and I knew **** all about how to be attractive back then oops
User avatar #1126 to #1125 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Yeh I know. My sister packs ******* ridiculous amounts. I mean dude
I've just given up on looking attractive on holiday. I'm literally so pale that you can spot me a mile off, and my red splotches of sunburn. I look like a goddamned red and white cheetah
User avatar #1128 to #1126 - infernalinsolence (01/24/2015) [-]
I burn easy too but that's because I've always been too stubborn to put on suncream oops
And yeah, I've gone from barely anything to holy **** I think I need two bags. My parents despair at me regularly when I leave the house for an overnight stay or a little longer sometimes.
Shoes are important things I gotta take at least two pairs + the ones I'm wearing when I leave I GOTTA HAVE SHOES TO GO WITH OUTFITS HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THIS FATHER
User avatar #1133 to #1128 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm like the complete opposite. My friends despair at the fact that I still won't wear like nice matching jack wills or whatever. I mean I have nice things but I don't go out of my way to clothes shop. Oh god I hate shopping for clothes.
I have 1 pair of sneakers that I wear with everything
User avatar #1138 to #1133 - infernalinsolence (01/24/2015) [-]
Oh god how do you live
Men are weird creatures.
User avatar #1139 to #1138 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
I know I'm so terrible. I've also decided to never ever get a haircut again and have beautiful flowing locks of hair
User avatar #1140 to #1139 - infernalinsolence (01/25/2015) [-]
Glorious locks of hair are always a good thing.
#1127 to #1126 - Sunburn (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm trying to help you blend in!
User avatar #1130 to #1127 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
I don't mind the camoflage but if the sun looks in my general direction I turn into a tomato
#1134 to #1130 - Sunburn (01/24/2015) [-]
It's helping you release your inner fruit.
It's helping you release your inner fruit.
User avatar #1135 to #1134 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Wow thanks man. Helping me achieve my greatest desire. To be a fruit
User avatar #1132 to #1130 - infernalinsolence (01/24/2015) [-]
Fun fact: one of my friends calls me tomato.
She is coconut.
User avatar #1136 to #1132 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Oh thats another name I get, with the whiteness and the fact that I was rather hairy since like year 10 lol
User avatar #1129 to #1127 - infernalinsolence (01/24/2015) [-]
... hello there.
#1131 to #1129 - Sunburn (01/24/2015) [-]
Hi! : D
Hi! : D
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
I got a Thrones one too. It wasn't actually that bad. I'm getting a Fallout one as well (Hail Caesar). My wall will eventually be just posters
User avatar #1116 to #1114 - infernalinsolence (01/24/2015) [-]
My wall is half bed and half posters, but they're mostly posters from my scene phase (may it remain dead forever), so they're pretty much all bands I never listen to anymore. I think the only one I consider respectable is the Dark Souls one I got when my dad got me the Prepare to Die boxset for my 17th birthday.
... I literally never play it.
#1103 - Elk (01/14/2015) [-]
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>still not posting tits in ****

User avatar #1104 to #1103 - infernalinsolence (01/14/2015) [-]
Maybe one day.
User avatar #1106 to #1105 - infernalinsolence (01/14/2015) [-]
Takes effort to boob pics.
Also I want to lose some weight before I do the thing.
User avatar #1107 to #1106 - Elk (01/14/2015) [-]
I was playing about the thing, but you're not that bad.
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - Elk (01/14/2015) [-]
***** , you can still post them.
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - infernalinsolence (01/14/2015) [-]
Perhaps I'll take some at the weekend. We shall see.
#1111 to #1110 - Elk (01/14/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1023 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Hey infernal, how you doing?
User avatar #1098 to #1023 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
******* REPLY LIMIT.
Anyway. Yeah, hobbies often fuel academic pursuit. I understand a lot of law theory but not much of the practice. Psychology just clicks in my head, as do languages. On my 10th language with Italian now oops.
And then there's diseases. Just a morbid fascination, idk where it came from.
User avatar #1099 to #1098 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Yeh Law was my thing for ages, politics now. I want to be PM lol
10 languages?! Jesus, thats pretty cool. List them?
#1078 to #1023 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
... We hit reply limit again lmao
And yes, you do look Jon Snow.
I'm still considering who I'm going to cosplay if I go to any cons. If I do though I'm likely to to go the Manchester one idk
But here. I'm a cutie pie.
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
We're too cool for reply limists.
Yeh I might go Manchester, I dunno. Thats more of an anime one, isn't it?
And yes, you are

Right I'll get on this skype registration its just downloading
User avatar #1080 to #1079 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
I've cosplayed to college before now oops.
I might fem!Lock again. Or fem!oriarty. .... Or maybe fem!Loki on Asgard Idk. I don't even know if I'm going yet, I need to look up the dates and then try and keep up with coursework enough to be able to go without dying over the following week.
And I think it is idk.
User avatar #1081 to #1080 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Those would be pretty cool. If I go, I'll come and say hi.
The issue with Jon is just finding medievally stuff. I know a guy, so I should be good
User avatar #1082 to #1081 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Yeah. Same issue with Loki on Asgard but I have a pretty cool dark green velvet top with gauzy sleeves that I could work with. I also know how to make my hand look like it's turning Jotun blue.
I just have 0 idea. Friends have been making all sorts of suggestions like River from Firefly and Katniss Everdeen lmao
User avatar #1083 to #1082 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
The top sounds good. And blue is also good
Yeh you'd suit Katniss.
Its boots I'm mainly stuck on. Like I look online for boots and the first results are kinky leather platformers. For men, I might add. Poor, misrepresented cosplayers
#1084 to #1083 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Poor cosplayers indeed. I don't know. I could do Katniss but I need to get a new leather jacket if I do and I know I won't be able to afford both going to a con and a new jacket idk
I mean. Fem!Lock is easy as **** . My hair's gotten new layers in over the summer so I can put my hair up into a bun and keep the curls.
(The hair's natural in this oops)
I just have to find my blue silky shirt. It's a thin shirt but idk my boobs make the button do the straining thing.
User avatar #1085 to #1084 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Yeh femlock would be good for you.have you got one of those overcoats?
I mean naturally my hairs ******* wild. I need to comb it down like on the hour, its annoying
The boob straining thing is never good. I was an ugly Sister in panto once, costumes too small, boob straining thing every time. They didn't quite burst thru
User avatar #1086 to #1085 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Nah the button strains, not my boobs lmao
And yes, yes I do. It's my winter coat. The original photo for that one had the coat in the background as well as my drink that day (which was a can of Fanta), and my glasses.

.... I'm starting to watch OUAT like right now and now I'm thinking I could possibly do Snow White. Idk.
User avatar #1087 to #1086 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Is OUAT good? I just finished watching LoK, but I've got Archer and Game of Thrones soon. Oh and the Walking Dead
User avatar #1088 to #1087 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
I have no idea I literally just started on the first episode.
Also my eyes are the wrong colour for Snow White. Dangit. It looks good so far, though.

Yiss, GoT. I need to watch Archer and TWD, not so sure I want to watch LoK but I'm not so fond of the whole anime genre in general tbh
User avatar #1089 to #1088 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I'm not, but I wouldn't classify LoK as anime. Bit childish, but overall, pretty good
Ah hell yeah GoT. April 13!!!! Although I am exceedingly disgusted on the lack of Greyjoys
But yeah Archer is absolutely hilarious its great
User avatar #1090 to #1089 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
idk I might watch it one day. I have a site with so many things on it that I can watch and it is glorious.
I just realised I haven't finished How to Get Away with Murder and I should finish that before a new show.
Also I'm on holiday when GoT starts it's literally the only downside to that week because I am so excited for the holiday. It's my first all inclusive where I'm 18 so they'll actually let me alcohol and I don't have to pay **** .
User avatar #1091 to #1090 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
whats the site?
And bruh, thats totally not good bu totally good.
Read the GoT books?
User avatar #1092 to #1091 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
couchtuner bro, it's got GoT, Selfie, literally ******* everything.
Don't judge me on Selfie it has Karen Gillan as a character that is essentially me it is the most wonderful sitcom I have watched and it's actually really clever in how it delivers its **** and holY **** I DID NOT EXPECT IT TO BREAK MY HEART SO MUCH.

I would but we've got less than legit ebooks here and they **** up on my ebook reader (like no punctuation shows at all and it is incredibly difficult to read and just nope).
.... Guess who decided to start HTGAWM from the beginning. I feel for poor Wesley. I did Law but I knew **** . I like read a university textbook on Criminal Law, and another textbook on Criminal Profiling when I was 14. The only thing I really remember from it is the four classifications of rapist according to the FBI, and their definitions.
User avatar #1093 to #1092 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I'll stick Selfie and Murder on my too watch list.
Criminal Minds is a pretty good crime one, my mum is ******* crazy about it. Basically just serial killers
User avatar #1094 to #1093 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
I have watched every episode of Criminal Minds, what do you take me for, some kind of casual fangirl?
User avatar #1095 to #1094 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
If I didn't respect you enough, I respect you even more now
User avatar #1096 to #1095 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Bro that show is why I read those textbooks, and why I took Law and Psych last year m8.
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
The only reason I love history is because of games and books. Hooray for hobbies inspiring academic interests
User avatar #1055 to #1023 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
You are utterly mad.
Also I'm gonna message you my skype because we regularly seem to extend the reply limit
User avatar #1056 to #1055 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I know **** me. I do drama, Duke of Edinburgh, rugby, and I'm writing a book. Thats a good idea. I will make a skype account pronto
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
I wanted to do drama, depressive exhaustion interfered. I'm also writing a book. I'll copypasta the entire thing to you later. It's not that long at the moment oops.
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
When I say writing a book, I mean I have everything (plot, lands, history, characters, religions), but I need to actually start writing it oops. I do have a word document describing the effects of medieval weapons and things like fire and ice upon the human body, and theories on how elves and dwarves would react. Lovely little fun document
User avatar #1059 to #1058 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Ooh. That does sound interesting. I just threw three concepts together for mine, did a couple of doodles and decided that was enough for a book. I have vague ideas of a plot oops.
The concepts are steampunk, time travel, and Jack the Ripper.
User avatar #1060 to #1059 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Nice, I'm doing a fantasy series. I have an idea for a steampunk one as well, and I'd like to do a mass effect-esque Sci-fi
User avatar #1061 to #1060 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Nice. If it gets made into a movie, I'm calling the lead female now.
User avatar #1062 to #1061 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
And I thought I was the only one
I wrote one of my characters to fit my description and personality type perfectly oops
User avatar #1063 to #1062 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
That, my friend, is what we call self-insertion, and it is usually frowned upon in most fandoms.
Saying that I have done that before. Oops.
User avatar #1064 to #1063 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I know, but while being a major character, hes fortunately not as important as my mains, and I've altered him just enough that I should totally get away with it. If not I'll just kill him off. I'm probably going to go full G.R.R.Martin on my characters, sorry guys
User avatar #1065 to #1064 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh no, my heart will not be able to take it.
My dad looks GRRM it's gr9
User avatar #1066 to #1065 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Haha, thats pretty cool. My dad kinda remind me of a Tolkien dwarf because hes smaller than me and has a beard
User avatar #1067 to #1066 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
My friends call me a hobbit. I just apparently shave my feet and got raised by elves.
User avatar #1068 to #1067 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Haha, I'm apparently Jon Snow because I'm pale as **** and have pretty shaggy black hair.
User avatar #1070 to #1068 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Do you also know nothing?
User avatar #1073 to #1070 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Close to, but no ginger girls to tell me that I don't
User avatar #1075 to #1073 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
I considered dying my hair ginger at one point, but I do love my glorious dark hair. I can 50s out without too much effort.
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Prove it faggot
User avatar #1071 to #1069 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Give me a sec, I'll get a good one just for you
User avatar #1072 to #1071 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Yay I feel special
I will also provide a special photo, give me a moment also.
User avatar #1074 to #1072 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Damn right girl. oo know I feel special
User avatar #1076 to #1074 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
I know all the magic ways to make guys feel special, baby
#1077 to #1076 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
oh god I'm blushing
God ******* damnit no matter what I do this bitch of a picture won't go the way I want it to, so I am sorry
camera is not so good quality, but here it is. special nights watch black clothing and morose Jon Snow expression just for you. So um, il est moi
I'm actually going to cosplay as Jon at the Wrexham comic con when I go
User avatar #1027 to #1023 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
I so bored. Been buried in coursework and left FJ open lmao.
User avatar #1029 to #1027 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Same, too much coursework. How was your christmas?
User avatar #1030 to #1029 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Christmas was okay. Pretty much the only time I've had since my birthday where I could actually justify not working on coursework oh lord.
Thankfully the end of the semester is coming so everything is wrapping up.

How was yours?
User avatar #1031 to #1030 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Good, went to my Dad's, so amazing food, which is pretty much what Christmas is all about. Did you catch the Doctor Who special? I missed it
User avatar #1032 to #1031 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Yeah I caught it.
It was pretty good. I feel like it has the monster in the special have the potential to be the next weeping angels.
It really ****** me and some friends up, concepts of reality were destroyed.
User avatar #1033 to #1032 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Haha, its always good when we have a good mosnter, I'll try and catch it online somewhere. I saw the Hobbit too. Mixed feelings, but it was a good film in my opinion. But then again I like the new Assassins Creed which is apparently wrong
User avatar #1034 to #1033 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Idk I've not had chance to go to the cinema to see the Hobbit. I watched Lucy though and that was amazing as **** , I loved it, but then again I do love ScarJo.
idk I got myself ACII just before Christmas and then had no time to play it. Someone on my Steam list got me Thief too, same dealio. I've got like an hour on AC and idk 5 minutes on Thief? lmao
User avatar #1035 to #1034 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I also love Scarlet, but I don't know, I didn't really like Lucy. Felt the story fell apart at the end a bit.
I got AC:Unity, and Shadows of Mordor, both damn good. Which Thief, the new one?
User avatar #1036 to #1035 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Yeah I agree about the story. There was more potential for something and then nope she disappears like what.
The concept was fab as **** tho.
Ah cool. I considered getting SoM but I've probably missed the opportunity now and I have like £10 left in my bank account at the moment and I don't really want to spend that lmao.
And yeah, I think it's the new one. I remember seeing the adverts for it and I was like yisssss so I put it in my wishlist lmao
User avatar #1037 to #1036 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
SoM is probably my second game of 2014 (dat nemsis system), with Dragon Age Inquisition being absolutely ******* awesome hnnnnnnnnng
Huh, I just looked at your steam account, you live in Chester? I'm less than an hour away lol
User avatar #1038 to #1037 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
I'm actually in Crewe, Steam just automatically Chester'd at me like yo. Really? That's pretty cool tbh lmao
User avatar #1040 to #1038 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Yeh, I'm Conwy, Wales. One of about 10 Welsh people on this site lol
User avatar #1041 to #1040 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
**** ye, Wales.
I'm half Welsh so idk if I count or not
User avatar #1044 to #1041 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Definitely, I'm only half Welsh too. Absolutely hate Welsh, but I can still claim it.. You on your A-levels now?
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
Did AS last year m8.
Completely burned out. Got grades for AS's that wouldn't be able to be brought up to decent (read: AAB or higher overall - I was aiming for AABB last year and got like EDCB) so after losing all faith in my intelligence for a bit, I started on a BTEC this year awye
User avatar #1047 to #1045 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Fair enough. I'm doing AS right now, doing Politics, History, Maths, + German
User avatar #1049 to #1047 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
I remember in Year 11 my French teacher stared me down when I told her I wasn't taking French for A-Level (I mean, I got an A* and all but like no). Reason that I didn't tell her but was the actual reason: my ********* at the time (who sort of still is my ********* ) was taking A-Level French and he had to do a 20 minute talk on wind farms and I was there like "noooope."
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Yeh, I can see that reasoning. I really enjoy politics, but jesus ******* christ. I've got about 12 sources at a time and cross-refferencing all of them. I mean I liked French (did Welsh, French, Spanish and German at GCSE, because I'm a ******* idiot who apparently hates having a social life), but I prefer the calming anger and order of German
User avatar #1052 to #1050 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
I wanted to do German at GCSE, but my high school was a small one that ended up with 5 people in my year wanting to do it and so they said "sorry can't fund it" and threw us all into French instead.
I did Psychology, Business, Law, and IT at AS (I apparently have no want for a social life either, but hey, I'm on FJ), did Business, French, and Music at GCSE as my options with 4 GCSEs in Science (Core + the three separate sciences), English Lit and Lang, Maths, Philosophy and Ethics (though I did just Ethics bc couldn't physically withstand staying behind school for another hour each week to do the Philosophy side even though it interested me. I was already out of the house for over 11 hours almost every day). They're what I remember anyway oops.
I'm doing IT as a BTEC now and good lord it's wonderful I love it
User avatar #1054 to #1052 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I forced people to do German. But our school do **** weirdly, like start GCSEs in year 9 and I got 6 options, the opportunity was nice
Thats good, do what you love
I swear I hate myself sometimes. Like I've volunteered with the young Conservatives, so I've got even MORE work at exam time, hooray for general elections. And I want to do history for Cambridge, so next year I need to write extra essays with my application. Seriously
User avatar #1039 to #1038 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
also idk why i keep saying lmao and someone needs to stop me
User avatar #1042 to #1039 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I've found myself using way too much on this site
User avatar #1043 to #1042 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
I've nearly outside of this site.
I type it a lot on skype in this FJ group I'm in
User avatar #1046 to #1043 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Honestly they need it on facebook. And its pretty much my usual expression irl.
I actually don't socialise with many people on this site, you're the only one I chat too
User avatar #1048 to #1046 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
They do need it on Facebook. I'm far too sarcastic on there these days and I need that face in my life.
Idk I don't talk to many people. The chat just sort of grew and grew and I'm the only active womanly person on there so I enjoy the attention like every woman oops
User avatar #1051 to #1048 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
My sarcasm levels are way too high. I've got a really English accent as well (and with my name being Charles, I've had way too many people call me 'Prince Charles'. Not even original anymore), so I always sound sarcastic anyway, even when I'm being genuine.

Yeh some of the comments you get on your profile are... interesting
User avatar #1053 to #1051 - infernalinsolence (01/12/2015) [-]
I get comments like that almost everywhere but at least on FJ people are unashamed to admit it in public lmao
User avatar #1024 to #1023 - Infernal (01/08/2015) [-]
Why have you summoned me to this realm, mortal?
User avatar #1025 to #1024 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Wrong infernal
User avatar #1018 - fappening (01/06/2015) [-]

Do you post **** ?
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - infernalinsolence (01/06/2015) [-]
Planning on it when I lose some weight and get a little more fit.
But not currently.
User avatar #1020 to #1019 - fappening (01/06/2015) [-]
But most of us like chubbier girls
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - infernalinsolence (01/06/2015) [-]
I'll consider it.
User avatar #1017 - dndxplain (12/29/2014) [-]
#1008 - sexualhairassment (12/28/2014) [-]
Awwww yeah, we friends now
Awwww yeah, we friends now
User avatar #1009 to #1008 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2014) [-]
holy **** is that my mother
family has a running joke that my mum's an owl because when she is tired her eyes go fairly round and she blinks a lot
User avatar #1013 to #1012 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2014) [-]
aw omg
i love owls too so
#1014 to #1013 - sexualhairassment (12/28/2014) [-]
I never really thought about them till funnyjunk
I never really thought about them till funnyjunk
#1015 to #1014 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2014) [-]
Me either but they make me happy
Me either but they make me happy
User avatar #1004 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
you're a guy fag
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - infernalinsolence (12/17/2014) [-]
... A guy fag?
I'm a cigarette for blokes?
User avatar #1006 to #1005 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
nah just a guy fag retard bitch ****** kill yourself
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - infernalinsolence (12/17/2014) [-]
How pleasant.
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