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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
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Braaaaah. I'm like. English and shit. But I hate tea. ANARCHY IN THE UK.
More of a commenter than a content-poster.

I lied. I love tea.

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#111 - I'm not a fool, you're a fool. 2 hours ago on Just Dad Things 0
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#272 - I think you'd find, if you bothered to look and see That i…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Free steam game $25 and... -1
User avatar #317 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm gonna rap this up because your battling is slipping
I've stayed strong throughout, you're ability is dipping
You think you can survive a bout with me?
I've had you beat since post number three

Lets speculate a little, formulate a deduction
Shove a pipe bomb up your ass and laugh at the eruption
I'm ripping off your nails, don't scratch with confusion
What a lovely shade of purple you got on that contusion

It's time to get serious, as you seem to be in denial
Bend over for your master, it's time to defile
And if you EVER think that you can step to me again, be frightened
Rethink your fucking logic, for your facing a titan
User avatar #318 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
We hope you enjoy it, Admin. Whether we win or not, I hope it was at least an interesting distraction. If you're not too busy, do you think you could weigh in and tell us who you think won? Just don't take into consideration grammar and spelling, as we were both typing quickly to try and keep things rapid
#634 - medicalcanabis (11 minutes ago) [-]
your shit is wack nigga
#237 - It's funny how throughout this you've claimed that for sex I g…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Free steam game $25 and... 0
User avatar #267 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
All I hear you do is talk about your sexuality; No creativity in sight, oh what a casualty
But when we clash you'll always end up the fatality; Last time we tied, this time face reality; I'm gonna ignore and endure the comments you hurl
You're nothing but a child, an emotionless little girl
You wouldn't know an orgasm if it grabbed your toes and curled
Cause sucking dick and swallowing is all that's in your world
You're like five foot nothing and with teeth like a Brit
I know it's where you're from, but do you have to look like shit?
Throwing up the girl card again and again, it feels rather dulled
Just like the diseased in the herd, I think it's time to to get you culled
I'll boil you, mash you, stick you in a stew
I'll choke you out until your face turns blue
That's called being cyanotic, look it up, it's true
Just call me Kristallnacht, cause I'll leave you shattered like a jew
My words are powerful, with them I move mountains
You dive in for change at public fountains
I can get in your head, as I've done before if your recall,
I'll leave you more discounted than a sale over at the mall
I'll break you down and bury you in a lyrical coffin
Cower all you want, but my blows will not soften
With a rhyme and some time I'll unravel your mind
Leave you locked in an asylum while I sit in jail for my crime
You see, I'm sick, twisted and demented
Don't mean to sound edgy, but I'll leave you cemented
Jack the Ripper killed hookers, not strippers you runt
But I'll remind you of Whitechapel when I Rip your cunt
User avatar #272 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
I think you'd find, if you bothered to look and see
That instead of five foot, I'm five foot three
I'm sweet, cute, and dainty with the curls of von Teese
Eyes of amber, red lips that bring men to their knees
But I don't need to use the holes God gave me to please
I've got a brain full of words I combine just to tease.
Dear little Tanis, here's a reminder
I look better than you while you're searching on Grindr
Asians used to look for the dragons on a man's shirt
Honey, you've got none, you're lower than dirt
You've gotten in my head, I'll admit it, it's true
But there's still more that you never knew
There's more to my obsessions
Than is stated in my expressions
You said last night I've got a big heart
Sorry, but all you saw was the Queen's tart.
From what you're spitting I could cry misogyny
But I know that's not true, I'm not the Quinn named Zoe
And there's something I know, I think you should know too
That "indie game dev" is the only one who'd be attracted to you.
User avatar #317 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm gonna rap this up because your battling is slipping
I've stayed strong throughout, you're ability is dipping
You think you can survive a bout with me?
I've had you beat since post number three

Lets speculate a little, formulate a deduction
Shove a pipe bomb up your ass and laugh at the eruption
I'm ripping off your nails, don't scratch with confusion
What a lovely shade of purple you got on that contusion

It's time to get serious, as you seem to be in denial
Bend over for your master, it's time to defile
And if you EVER think that you can step to me again, be frightened
Rethink your fucking logic, for your facing a titan
User avatar #318 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
We hope you enjoy it, Admin. Whether we win or not, I hope it was at least an interesting distraction. If you're not too busy, do you think you could weigh in and tell us who you think won? Just don't take into consideration grammar and spelling, as we were both typing quickly to try and keep things rapid
#634 - medicalcanabis (11 minutes ago) [-]
your shit is wack nigga
#213 - Well, there you're right, I'm weak and I'm worthless Told …  [+] (8 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Free steam game $25 and... 0
User avatar #227 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
See this is about when the music would silence
When the crowd gets worked up, looking for some violence
I've got the smile of a lifetime, you're leering with a frown
And now is about the time that shit goes down

I'm stepping up the pace so get into the race or I'll finish before you start
You list a bunch of skills, none of which are paying bills, and you linger like a fart
You speak of acclaim, oh how lame, but these things can't stand without a limp
Fucking ain't acting, you're over reacting, and banker is an odd name for a pimp
I'm gonna stomp you out as you scream and shout and lock you in a cage
I'll watch you by night, and starve you at light, and feed right off of your rage
Cause this shit is appalling how fast the queens falling
Her fans they start mauling, tit slapping and low balling
She cries like a bitch but she loves the itch of pubes rubbing all on her face
Admin steps up, and gives a tut, for whores do provoke some distaste
He cuts of her head, though even while dead, she still slowly guzzles the cum
I'm at the finish line, girl you're out of time, keep talking but I've already won
#238 - gharshi (10/21/2014) [-]
>white people having a rap battle on the internet
User avatar #237 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
It's funny how throughout this you've claimed that for sex I get paid
Considering that it means that at least I'm getting laid.
I wonder how many times you've imagined my butt
All while you're naked and working on busting a nut.

Who needs a race that's fast-paced when I can show up in leather and lace?
Get ready for a sensation, no invitations: I don't need to pay bills, I'm still in education
I see your words, but all I'm hearin' is bitchin'
I guess that means your Italian blood ends at the kitchen
Oh wait, I forgot, you've never proven you can cook
When I'm thinking up recipes without ideas from a book
You could call me Khaleesi, but I got her beat
None of the Westerosi houses have shit on me
But if I've gotta pledge allegiance, I won't do it to a flag
I'm not a brainwashed cunt worshipping a man-hag
Yes I'm a cum guzzler, I'm dick dumpster, I'm almost always riding cock
And I'm dripping wet by the time his boat leaves the dock
I'm coming back to sex, like I always do, chime the bells
I'm winning this game, cause guess what, sex sells!
The queen may be falling but her empire still stands
I've got a wealth of knowledge on serial killers and unknown bands
Let's start with a few, how about Jack the Ripper?
Went back to his time, educated a dozen strippers
Came back here, wore a few farfalle
While you, sir, are wider than papadelle.
User avatar #267 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
All I hear you do is talk about your sexuality; No creativity in sight, oh what a casualty
But when we clash you'll always end up the fatality; Last time we tied, this time face reality; I'm gonna ignore and endure the comments you hurl
You're nothing but a child, an emotionless little girl
You wouldn't know an orgasm if it grabbed your toes and curled
Cause sucking dick and swallowing is all that's in your world
You're like five foot nothing and with teeth like a Brit
I know it's where you're from, but do you have to look like shit?
Throwing up the girl card again and again, it feels rather dulled
Just like the diseased in the herd, I think it's time to to get you culled
I'll boil you, mash you, stick you in a stew
I'll choke you out until your face turns blue
That's called being cyanotic, look it up, it's true
Just call me Kristallnacht, cause I'll leave you shattered like a jew
My words are powerful, with them I move mountains
You dive in for change at public fountains
I can get in your head, as I've done before if your recall,
I'll leave you more discounted than a sale over at the mall
I'll break you down and bury you in a lyrical coffin
Cower all you want, but my blows will not soften
With a rhyme and some time I'll unravel your mind
Leave you locked in an asylum while I sit in jail for my crime
You see, I'm sick, twisted and demented
Don't mean to sound edgy, but I'll leave you cemented
Jack the Ripper killed hookers, not strippers you runt
But I'll remind you of Whitechapel when I Rip your cunt
User avatar #272 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
I think you'd find, if you bothered to look and see
That instead of five foot, I'm five foot three
I'm sweet, cute, and dainty with the curls of von Teese
Eyes of amber, red lips that bring men to their knees
But I don't need to use the holes God gave me to please
I've got a brain full of words I combine just to tease.
Dear little Tanis, here's a reminder
I look better than you while you're searching on Grindr
Asians used to look for the dragons on a man's shirt
Honey, you've got none, you're lower than dirt
You've gotten in my head, I'll admit it, it's true
But there's still more that you never knew
There's more to my obsessions
Than is stated in my expressions
You said last night I've got a big heart
Sorry, but all you saw was the Queen's tart.
From what you're spitting I could cry misogyny
But I know that's not true, I'm not the Quinn named Zoe
And there's something I know, I think you should know too
That "indie game dev" is the only one who'd be attracted to you.
User avatar #317 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm gonna rap this up because your battling is slipping
I've stayed strong throughout, you're ability is dipping
You think you can survive a bout with me?
I've had you beat since post number three

Lets speculate a little, formulate a deduction
Shove a pipe bomb up your ass and laugh at the eruption
I'm ripping off your nails, don't scratch with confusion
What a lovely shade of purple you got on that contusion

It's time to get serious, as you seem to be in denial
Bend over for your master, it's time to defile
And if you EVER think that you can step to me again, be frightened
Rethink your fucking logic, for your facing a titan
User avatar #318 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
We hope you enjoy it, Admin. Whether we win or not, I hope it was at least an interesting distraction. If you're not too busy, do you think you could weigh in and tell us who you think won? Just don't take into consideration grammar and spelling, as we were both typing quickly to try and keep things rapid
#634 - medicalcanabis (11 minutes ago) [-]
your shit is wack nigga
#201 - That's funny, I recall you saying Happy Birthday When I tu…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Free steam game $25 and... +1
User avatar #204 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
I see you went brain dead halfway through with those rhymes
I guess that's expected when you've been skull-fucked so many times
That's right! I forgot! You DID turn eighteen!
That's right about the time all you "friends" showed up on the scene
You're talking world peace, but you're battling a superpower
I'll pound you down harder than those four guys in the shower
All you ever do is talk of boobs, twats and fucking
Guys coming over and you spending time sucking
Oh how original, I see how this is going
You talk yourself up to forget your job of going
You see I'm Psychexplain, and I have a diagnoses
You're a sad little girl who's only good features are still atrocious
You use your sexuality as a weapon 'cause you're weak useless
I'm a man of many talents! You're just a woman of tag-team uses
You need a microscope, well I guess that's kind of true
Any time you look, my cock retracts at the sight of you
User avatar #213 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
Well, there you're right, I'm weak and I'm worthless
Told myself that for years, but talents I've got in surplus
I'm a writer, I'm an artist, I'm an actress, I'm a singer
Talk shit to me again and you'll get the middle finger.
As a singer, I am trained,
As a writer, I'm acclaimed.
Makeup is my art
And my acting's just a start
Yes I know I've got some things that I need to improve
Typing going instead of ho-ing? Fuck that's not smooth.
Let me tell you one of the things you need:
Someone who's willing to proofread.
Wait a second, that's my job!
Too bad you'd rather wax your own knob.
Yes, that's a euphemism, I'm saying you're a wanker
Now excuse me, I have a meeting with my banker.
User avatar #227 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
See this is about when the music would silence
When the crowd gets worked up, looking for some violence
I've got the smile of a lifetime, you're leering with a frown
And now is about the time that shit goes down

I'm stepping up the pace so get into the race or I'll finish before you start
You list a bunch of skills, none of which are paying bills, and you linger like a fart
You speak of acclaim, oh how lame, but these things can't stand without a limp
Fucking ain't acting, you're over reacting, and banker is an odd name for a pimp
I'm gonna stomp you out as you scream and shout and lock you in a cage
I'll watch you by night, and starve you at light, and feed right off of your rage
Cause this shit is appalling how fast the queens falling
Her fans they start mauling, tit slapping and low balling
She cries like a bitch but she loves the itch of pubes rubbing all on her face
Admin steps up, and gives a tut, for whores do provoke some distaste
He cuts of her head, though even while dead, she still slowly guzzles the cum
I'm at the finish line, girl you're out of time, keep talking but I've already won
#238 - gharshi (10/21/2014) [-]
>white people having a rap battle on the internet
User avatar #237 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
It's funny how throughout this you've claimed that for sex I get paid
Considering that it means that at least I'm getting laid.
I wonder how many times you've imagined my butt
All while you're naked and working on busting a nut.

Who needs a race that's fast-paced when I can show up in leather and lace?
Get ready for a sensation, no invitations: I don't need to pay bills, I'm still in education
I see your words, but all I'm hearin' is bitchin'
I guess that means your Italian blood ends at the kitchen
Oh wait, I forgot, you've never proven you can cook
When I'm thinking up recipes without ideas from a book
You could call me Khaleesi, but I got her beat
None of the Westerosi houses have shit on me
But if I've gotta pledge allegiance, I won't do it to a flag
I'm not a brainwashed cunt worshipping a man-hag
Yes I'm a cum guzzler, I'm dick dumpster, I'm almost always riding cock
And I'm dripping wet by the time his boat leaves the dock
I'm coming back to sex, like I always do, chime the bells
I'm winning this game, cause guess what, sex sells!
The queen may be falling but her empire still stands
I've got a wealth of knowledge on serial killers and unknown bands
Let's start with a few, how about Jack the Ripper?
Went back to his time, educated a dozen strippers
Came back here, wore a few farfalle
While you, sir, are wider than papadelle.
User avatar #267 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
All I hear you do is talk about your sexuality; No creativity in sight, oh what a casualty
But when we clash you'll always end up the fatality; Last time we tied, this time face reality; I'm gonna ignore and endure the comments you hurl
You're nothing but a child, an emotionless little girl
You wouldn't know an orgasm if it grabbed your toes and curled
Cause sucking dick and swallowing is all that's in your world
You're like five foot nothing and with teeth like a Brit
I know it's where you're from, but do you have to look like shit?
Throwing up the girl card again and again, it feels rather dulled
Just like the diseased in the herd, I think it's time to to get you culled
I'll boil you, mash you, stick you in a stew
I'll choke you out until your face turns blue
That's called being cyanotic, look it up, it's true
Just call me Kristallnacht, cause I'll leave you shattered like a jew
My words are powerful, with them I move mountains
You dive in for change at public fountains
I can get in your head, as I've done before if your recall,
I'll leave you more discounted than a sale over at the mall
I'll break you down and bury you in a lyrical coffin
Cower all you want, but my blows will not soften
With a rhyme and some time I'll unravel your mind
Leave you locked in an asylum while I sit in jail for my crime
You see, I'm sick, twisted and demented
Don't mean to sound edgy, but I'll leave you cemented
Jack the Ripper killed hookers, not strippers you runt
But I'll remind you of Whitechapel when I Rip your cunt
User avatar #272 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
I think you'd find, if you bothered to look and see
That instead of five foot, I'm five foot three
I'm sweet, cute, and dainty with the curls of von Teese
Eyes of amber, red lips that bring men to their knees
But I don't need to use the holes God gave me to please
I've got a brain full of words I combine just to tease.
Dear little Tanis, here's a reminder
I look better than you while you're searching on Grindr
Asians used to look for the dragons on a man's shirt
Honey, you've got none, you're lower than dirt
You've gotten in my head, I'll admit it, it's true
But there's still more that you never knew
There's more to my obsessions
Than is stated in my expressions
You said last night I've got a big heart
Sorry, but all you saw was the Queen's tart.
From what you're spitting I could cry misogyny
But I know that's not true, I'm not the Quinn named Zoe
And there's something I know, I think you should know too
That "indie game dev" is the only one who'd be attracted to you.
User avatar #317 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm gonna rap this up because your battling is slipping
I've stayed strong throughout, you're ability is dipping
You think you can survive a bout with me?
I've had you beat since post number three

Lets speculate a little, formulate a deduction
Shove a pipe bomb up your ass and laugh at the eruption
I'm ripping off your nails, don't scratch with confusion
What a lovely shade of purple you got on that contusion

It's time to get serious, as you seem to be in denial
Bend over for your master, it's time to defile
And if you EVER think that you can step to me again, be frightened
Rethink your fucking logic, for your facing a titan
User avatar #318 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
We hope you enjoy it, Admin. Whether we win or not, I hope it was at least an interesting distraction. If you're not too busy, do you think you could weigh in and tell us who you think won? Just don't take into consideration grammar and spelling, as we were both typing quickly to try and keep things rapid
#634 - medicalcanabis (11 minutes ago) [-]
your shit is wack nigga
User avatar #208 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
*Hoing, not going -__-
#197 - Oh, my bad, I forgot you had no grasp of grammar If this w…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Free steam game $25 and... +2
User avatar #199 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
Speaking of your whoring
and the fags you have adoring
The cocks that you are sucking
and the ones that you are fucking
There are no girls on the internet
You're not special since you've shown no tits yet
And Bitch you're still a minor
Those tits will get a guy a fine, or
Thrown like trash in county jail
Where the only sex is male on male
And your lines are so old they're going stale
You say I'm jealous cause your legs are shut
But I don't want fleas, so I avoid any mutt
Besides, I ain't jealous, and I ain't shy
Instead of fucking you I'd rather get cum shot in my eye
User avatar #201 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
That's funny, I recall you saying Happy Birthday
When I turned 18, guess I'm not a minor, yay!
Waited for that to show my tits to the world
And not everyone gets to see these girls
They're a power for world peace, I'm a power for sin
Say the right words and I might let you in
Funny you talk about cum-shots in the eye, 'cause
I hear the only sex you get is when you're on all fours
I've got elegance, I've got class
I've got an amazing ass
People line up for days to see my nudes
I thought I saw you in line too?
Like I said, I'm the queen of this scene
Bow down like the rest, know what I mean?
My sucking game's mad, your dick game's bad
I need a microscope to see it, how sad!
User avatar #204 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
I see you went brain dead halfway through with those rhymes
I guess that's expected when you've been skull-fucked so many times
That's right! I forgot! You DID turn eighteen!
That's right about the time all you "friends" showed up on the scene
You're talking world peace, but you're battling a superpower
I'll pound you down harder than those four guys in the shower
All you ever do is talk of boobs, twats and fucking
Guys coming over and you spending time sucking
Oh how original, I see how this is going
You talk yourself up to forget your job of going
You see I'm Psychexplain, and I have a diagnoses
You're a sad little girl who's only good features are still atrocious
You use your sexuality as a weapon 'cause you're weak useless
I'm a man of many talents! You're just a woman of tag-team uses
You need a microscope, well I guess that's kind of true
Any time you look, my cock retracts at the sight of you
User avatar #213 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
Well, there you're right, I'm weak and I'm worthless
Told myself that for years, but talents I've got in surplus
I'm a writer, I'm an artist, I'm an actress, I'm a singer
Talk shit to me again and you'll get the middle finger.
As a singer, I am trained,
As a writer, I'm acclaimed.
Makeup is my art
And my acting's just a start
Yes I know I've got some things that I need to improve
Typing going instead of ho-ing? Fuck that's not smooth.
Let me tell you one of the things you need:
Someone who's willing to proofread.
Wait a second, that's my job!
Too bad you'd rather wax your own knob.
Yes, that's a euphemism, I'm saying you're a wanker
Now excuse me, I have a meeting with my banker.
User avatar #227 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
See this is about when the music would silence
When the crowd gets worked up, looking for some violence
I've got the smile of a lifetime, you're leering with a frown
And now is about the time that shit goes down

I'm stepping up the pace so get into the race or I'll finish before you start
You list a bunch of skills, none of which are paying bills, and you linger like a fart
You speak of acclaim, oh how lame, but these things can't stand without a limp
Fucking ain't acting, you're over reacting, and banker is an odd name for a pimp
I'm gonna stomp you out as you scream and shout and lock you in a cage
I'll watch you by night, and starve you at light, and feed right off of your rage
Cause this shit is appalling how fast the queens falling
Her fans they start mauling, tit slapping and low balling
She cries like a bitch but she loves the itch of pubes rubbing all on her face
Admin steps up, and gives a tut, for whores do provoke some distaste
He cuts of her head, though even while dead, she still slowly guzzles the cum
I'm at the finish line, girl you're out of time, keep talking but I've already won
#238 - gharshi (10/21/2014) [-]
>white people having a rap battle on the internet
User avatar #237 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
It's funny how throughout this you've claimed that for sex I get paid
Considering that it means that at least I'm getting laid.
I wonder how many times you've imagined my butt
All while you're naked and working on busting a nut.

Who needs a race that's fast-paced when I can show up in leather and lace?
Get ready for a sensation, no invitations: I don't need to pay bills, I'm still in education
I see your words, but all I'm hearin' is bitchin'
I guess that means your Italian blood ends at the kitchen
Oh wait, I forgot, you've never proven you can cook
When I'm thinking up recipes without ideas from a book
You could call me Khaleesi, but I got her beat
None of the Westerosi houses have shit on me
But if I've gotta pledge allegiance, I won't do it to a flag
I'm not a brainwashed cunt worshipping a man-hag
Yes I'm a cum guzzler, I'm dick dumpster, I'm almost always riding cock
And I'm dripping wet by the time his boat leaves the dock
I'm coming back to sex, like I always do, chime the bells
I'm winning this game, cause guess what, sex sells!
The queen may be falling but her empire still stands
I've got a wealth of knowledge on serial killers and unknown bands
Let's start with a few, how about Jack the Ripper?
Went back to his time, educated a dozen strippers
Came back here, wore a few farfalle
While you, sir, are wider than papadelle.
User avatar #267 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
All I hear you do is talk about your sexuality; No creativity in sight, oh what a casualty
But when we clash you'll always end up the fatality; Last time we tied, this time face reality; I'm gonna ignore and endure the comments you hurl
You're nothing but a child, an emotionless little girl
You wouldn't know an orgasm if it grabbed your toes and curled
Cause sucking dick and swallowing is all that's in your world
You're like five foot nothing and with teeth like a Brit
I know it's where you're from, but do you have to look like shit?
Throwing up the girl card again and again, it feels rather dulled
Just like the diseased in the herd, I think it's time to to get you culled
I'll boil you, mash you, stick you in a stew
I'll choke you out until your face turns blue
That's called being cyanotic, look it up, it's true
Just call me Kristallnacht, cause I'll leave you shattered like a jew
My words are powerful, with them I move mountains
You dive in for change at public fountains
I can get in your head, as I've done before if your recall,
I'll leave you more discounted than a sale over at the mall
I'll break you down and bury you in a lyrical coffin
Cower all you want, but my blows will not soften
With a rhyme and some time I'll unravel your mind
Leave you locked in an asylum while I sit in jail for my crime
You see, I'm sick, twisted and demented
Don't mean to sound edgy, but I'll leave you cemented
Jack the Ripper killed hookers, not strippers you runt
But I'll remind you of Whitechapel when I Rip your cunt
User avatar #272 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
I think you'd find, if you bothered to look and see
That instead of five foot, I'm five foot three
I'm sweet, cute, and dainty with the curls of von Teese
Eyes of amber, red lips that bring men to their knees
But I don't need to use the holes God gave me to please
I've got a brain full of words I combine just to tease.
Dear little Tanis, here's a reminder
I look better than you while you're searching on Grindr
Asians used to look for the dragons on a man's shirt
Honey, you've got none, you're lower than dirt
You've gotten in my head, I'll admit it, it's true
But there's still more that you never knew
There's more to my obsessions
Than is stated in my expressions
You said last night I've got a big heart
Sorry, but all you saw was the Queen's tart.
From what you're spitting I could cry misogyny
But I know that's not true, I'm not the Quinn named Zoe
And there's something I know, I think you should know too
That "indie game dev" is the only one who'd be attracted to you.
User avatar #317 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm gonna rap this up because your battling is slipping
I've stayed strong throughout, you're ability is dipping
You think you can survive a bout with me?
I've had you beat since post number three

Lets speculate a little, formulate a deduction
Shove a pipe bomb up your ass and laugh at the eruption
I'm ripping off your nails, don't scratch with confusion
What a lovely shade of purple you got on that contusion

It's time to get serious, as you seem to be in denial
Bend over for your master, it's time to defile
And if you EVER think that you can step to me again, be frightened
Rethink your fucking logic, for your facing a titan
User avatar #318 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
We hope you enjoy it, Admin. Whether we win or not, I hope it was at least an interesting distraction. If you're not too busy, do you think you could weigh in and tell us who you think won? Just don't take into consideration grammar and spelling, as we were both typing quickly to try and keep things rapid
#634 - medicalcanabis (11 minutes ago) [-]
your shit is wack nigga
User avatar #208 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
*Hoing, not going -__-
#186 - Ombra So I heard you're learning web design, I guess …  [+] (15 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Free steam game $25 and... +3
User avatar #194 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
Huh, that's funny, talking shit so fucking early
I guess you didn't know that this beast was so surly
Talking shit about my coding, well at least I'm trying
That troupe of boys though? Well surely you're lying
People on the internet who drool for shots of twat
I'm not so sure whether that should scare me or not
I don't need to argue pussy to a girl who's vag is crying
Do you smell that in the air? Is it fish or your pussy dying
Valley of dolls? Bitch, what does that even mean?
Don't try to step the fuck up, cause I'm will make this obscene
User avatar #197 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
Oh, my bad, I forgot you had no grasp of grammar
If this went down in real life, you'd be struggling with a stammer
You're right, talking shit might get me hit
But let's not forget who's got these fabulous tits
And it's 'cause of my girls that the boys will follow
They stay cause I promise not to spit, that's right, I swallow
Call me whore, call me tramp, call me skank, call me slut
You're just jealous 'cause for you my legs are shut.
User avatar #199 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
Speaking of your whoring
and the fags you have adoring
The cocks that you are sucking
and the ones that you are fucking
There are no girls on the internet
You're not special since you've shown no tits yet
And Bitch you're still a minor
Those tits will get a guy a fine, or
Thrown like trash in county jail
Where the only sex is male on male
And your lines are so old they're going stale
You say I'm jealous cause your legs are shut
But I don't want fleas, so I avoid any mutt
Besides, I ain't jealous, and I ain't shy
Instead of fucking you I'd rather get cum shot in my eye
User avatar #201 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
That's funny, I recall you saying Happy Birthday
When I turned 18, guess I'm not a minor, yay!
Waited for that to show my tits to the world
And not everyone gets to see these girls
They're a power for world peace, I'm a power for sin
Say the right words and I might let you in
Funny you talk about cum-shots in the eye, 'cause
I hear the only sex you get is when you're on all fours
I've got elegance, I've got class
I've got an amazing ass
People line up for days to see my nudes
I thought I saw you in line too?
Like I said, I'm the queen of this scene
Bow down like the rest, know what I mean?
My sucking game's mad, your dick game's bad
I need a microscope to see it, how sad!
User avatar #204 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
I see you went brain dead halfway through with those rhymes
I guess that's expected when you've been skull-fucked so many times
That's right! I forgot! You DID turn eighteen!
That's right about the time all you "friends" showed up on the scene
You're talking world peace, but you're battling a superpower
I'll pound you down harder than those four guys in the shower
All you ever do is talk of boobs, twats and fucking
Guys coming over and you spending time sucking
Oh how original, I see how this is going
You talk yourself up to forget your job of going
You see I'm Psychexplain, and I have a diagnoses
You're a sad little girl who's only good features are still atrocious
You use your sexuality as a weapon 'cause you're weak useless
I'm a man of many talents! You're just a woman of tag-team uses
You need a microscope, well I guess that's kind of true
Any time you look, my cock retracts at the sight of you
User avatar #213 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
Well, there you're right, I'm weak and I'm worthless
Told myself that for years, but talents I've got in surplus
I'm a writer, I'm an artist, I'm an actress, I'm a singer
Talk shit to me again and you'll get the middle finger.
As a singer, I am trained,
As a writer, I'm acclaimed.
Makeup is my art
And my acting's just a start
Yes I know I've got some things that I need to improve
Typing going instead of ho-ing? Fuck that's not smooth.
Let me tell you one of the things you need:
Someone who's willing to proofread.
Wait a second, that's my job!
Too bad you'd rather wax your own knob.
Yes, that's a euphemism, I'm saying you're a wanker
Now excuse me, I have a meeting with my banker.
User avatar #227 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
See this is about when the music would silence
When the crowd gets worked up, looking for some violence
I've got the smile of a lifetime, you're leering with a frown
And now is about the time that shit goes down

I'm stepping up the pace so get into the race or I'll finish before you start
You list a bunch of skills, none of which are paying bills, and you linger like a fart
You speak of acclaim, oh how lame, but these things can't stand without a limp
Fucking ain't acting, you're over reacting, and banker is an odd name for a pimp
I'm gonna stomp you out as you scream and shout and lock you in a cage
I'll watch you by night, and starve you at light, and feed right off of your rage
Cause this shit is appalling how fast the queens falling
Her fans they start mauling, tit slapping and low balling
She cries like a bitch but she loves the itch of pubes rubbing all on her face
Admin steps up, and gives a tut, for whores do provoke some distaste
He cuts of her head, though even while dead, she still slowly guzzles the cum
I'm at the finish line, girl you're out of time, keep talking but I've already won
#238 - gharshi (10/21/2014) [-]
>white people having a rap battle on the internet
User avatar #237 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
It's funny how throughout this you've claimed that for sex I get paid
Considering that it means that at least I'm getting laid.
I wonder how many times you've imagined my butt
All while you're naked and working on busting a nut.

Who needs a race that's fast-paced when I can show up in leather and lace?
Get ready for a sensation, no invitations: I don't need to pay bills, I'm still in education
I see your words, but all I'm hearin' is bitchin'
I guess that means your Italian blood ends at the kitchen
Oh wait, I forgot, you've never proven you can cook
When I'm thinking up recipes without ideas from a book
You could call me Khaleesi, but I got her beat
None of the Westerosi houses have shit on me
But if I've gotta pledge allegiance, I won't do it to a flag
I'm not a brainwashed cunt worshipping a man-hag
Yes I'm a cum guzzler, I'm dick dumpster, I'm almost always riding cock
And I'm dripping wet by the time his boat leaves the dock
I'm coming back to sex, like I always do, chime the bells
I'm winning this game, cause guess what, sex sells!
The queen may be falling but her empire still stands
I've got a wealth of knowledge on serial killers and unknown bands
Let's start with a few, how about Jack the Ripper?
Went back to his time, educated a dozen strippers
Came back here, wore a few farfalle
While you, sir, are wider than papadelle.
User avatar #267 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
All I hear you do is talk about your sexuality; No creativity in sight, oh what a casualty
But when we clash you'll always end up the fatality; Last time we tied, this time face reality; I'm gonna ignore and endure the comments you hurl
You're nothing but a child, an emotionless little girl
You wouldn't know an orgasm if it grabbed your toes and curled
Cause sucking dick and swallowing is all that's in your world
You're like five foot nothing and with teeth like a Brit
I know it's where you're from, but do you have to look like shit?
Throwing up the girl card again and again, it feels rather dulled
Just like the diseased in the herd, I think it's time to to get you culled
I'll boil you, mash you, stick you in a stew
I'll choke you out until your face turns blue
That's called being cyanotic, look it up, it's true
Just call me Kristallnacht, cause I'll leave you shattered like a jew
My words are powerful, with them I move mountains
You dive in for change at public fountains
I can get in your head, as I've done before if your recall,
I'll leave you more discounted than a sale over at the mall
I'll break you down and bury you in a lyrical coffin
Cower all you want, but my blows will not soften
With a rhyme and some time I'll unravel your mind
Leave you locked in an asylum while I sit in jail for my crime
You see, I'm sick, twisted and demented
Don't mean to sound edgy, but I'll leave you cemented
Jack the Ripper killed hookers, not strippers you runt
But I'll remind you of Whitechapel when I Rip your cunt
User avatar #272 - infernalinsolence (10/21/2014) [-]
I think you'd find, if you bothered to look and see
That instead of five foot, I'm five foot three
I'm sweet, cute, and dainty with the curls of von Teese
Eyes of amber, red lips that bring men to their knees
But I don't need to use the holes God gave me to please
I've got a brain full of words I combine just to tease.
Dear little Tanis, here's a reminder
I look better than you while you're searching on Grindr
Asians used to look for the dragons on a man's shirt
Honey, you've got none, you're lower than dirt
You've gotten in my head, I'll admit it, it's true
But there's still more that you never knew
There's more to my obsessions
Than is stated in my expressions
You said last night I've got a big heart
Sorry, but all you saw was the Queen's tart.
From what you're spitting I could cry misogyny
But I know that's not true, I'm not the Quinn named Zoe
And there's something I know, I think you should know too
That "indie game dev" is the only one who'd be attracted to you.
User avatar #317 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm gonna rap this up because your battling is slipping
I've stayed strong throughout, you're ability is dipping
You think you can survive a bout with me?
I've had you beat since post number three

Lets speculate a little, formulate a deduction
Shove a pipe bomb up your ass and laugh at the eruption
I'm ripping off your nails, don't scratch with confusion
What a lovely shade of purple you got on that contusion

It's time to get serious, as you seem to be in denial
Bend over for your master, it's time to defile
And if you EVER think that you can step to me again, be frightened
Rethink your fucking logic, for your facing a titan
User avatar #318 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
We hope you enjoy it, Admin. Whether we win or not, I hope it was at least an interesting distraction. If you're not too busy, do you think you could weigh in and tell us who you think won? Just don't take into consideration grammar and spelling, as we were both typing quickly to try and keep things rapid
#634 - medicalcanabis (11 minutes ago) [-]
your shit is wack nigga
User avatar #208 - Ombra (10/21/2014) [-]
*Hoing, not going -__-
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User avatar #987 - gugek (09/20/2014) [-]
Have a great day today!
User avatar #982 - nyawgga (07/26/2014) [-]
Holy **** , a girl.

Sorry, I'm a total ****** nerd and my eyes widen whenever I see a girl on the internet.

Thought I'd say hi, anyways.
#985 to #982 - platinuminfernape (08/08/2014) [-]
Smooth one.
Smooth one.
#988 to #985 - harime (09/28/2014) [-]
Holy 						*******					 						****					 this is gold
Holy ******* **** this is gold
User avatar #989 to #988 - platinuminfernape (09/28/2014) [-]
Post it as content, get thumbs, I'll post a comment pretending to be disappointing, then I'll get thumbs.
User avatar #990 to #989 - harime (09/28/2014) [-]
Sounds like a plan. But it also sounds like a lot of effort for nothing, ugh mum.
User avatar #991 to #990 - platinuminfernape (09/28/2014) [-]
But you'll get thumbs.
User avatar #992 to #991 - harime (09/28/2014) [-]
Bby, thumbs stopped having meaning years ago.
User avatar #993 to #992 - platinuminfernape (09/28/2014) [-]
You're only five months old.
User avatar #994 to #993 - harime (09/28/2014) [-]
Believe it or not, I don't care. I've been here for a good 4 years now.
I've had 4 other accounts in the past. One of which still exists.
#986 to #985 - nyawgga (08/09/2014) [-]
I was drunk, but
User avatar #983 to #982 - infernalinsolence (07/26/2014) [-]
We exist, yep.
User avatar #980 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
o you unblocked me
#984 to #980 - Orc (08/07/2014) [-]
lel i'd block you too faggo
User avatar #981 to #980 - infernalinsolence (07/20/2014) [-]
Not that I recall.
User avatar #976 - morke (07/01/2014) [-]
ur a faget
User avatar #977 to #976 - infernalinsolence (07/05/2014) [-]
basically.
User avatar #975 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
I want to buy this from : ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) amongst other things too
what can i offer
User avatar #950 - hornack (06/02/2014) [-]
Gibe nudes. Apparently everyone is asking now.
Hey!
User avatar #973 to #950 - infernalinsolence (06/02/2014) [-]
I can't yo
i haven't been on items in like yonks
so there's no trades in my notifications :c
I just start again is k
User avatar #974 to #973 - hornack (06/02/2014) [-]
Damn, I'll help in exchange for some nudez , haha.
Well I wish you luck.
User avatar #951 to #950 - infernalinsolence (06/02/2014) [-]
dat pink text
and yeah a lot of people have been asking
i'm still not doing it.
but hey friend
User avatar #952 to #951 - hornack (06/02/2014) [-]
Had it for a while, I forgot when it runs out.
Ew das gros, u ugly <3
How've you been?
User avatar #953 to #952 - infernalinsolence (06/02/2014) [-]
you magical pixie
and yeye so u <3
I've been good. Dying under exams. My last one is tomorrow c:
User avatar #954 to #953 - hornack (06/02/2014) [-]
Mr. Magical Pixie to you.
Das y we perfct 4 ech other bby.
Oh, well final one! Woot!
User avatar #957 to #954 - infernalinsolence (06/02/2014) [-]
also congrats on graduating i saw the thing on FB
User avatar #956 to #954 - infernalinsolence (06/02/2014) [-]
************ I'm a hobbit I don't care if you're a pixie
but omg speaking of pixies
I saw Maleficent the other day
User avatar #955 to #954 - infernalinsolence (06/02/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm looking forward to it. I had two exams I was absolutely pooping myself for but they went okay
User avatar #958 to #955 - hornack (06/02/2014) [-]
Well you'll nail this one too.
Yeah but you're not a fabulous one.
That's awesome.
What on facebook? I graduated a year ago, we're the same age. Remeber?
User avatar #959 to #958 - infernalinsolence (06/02/2014) [-]
Please I'm the most fabulous hobbit ever
I'm so confused
I'm also not 18 yet. 4 months, woop.
User avatar #960 to #959 - hornack (06/02/2014) [-]
I am more fab, I have glorious level 6 badge
I'm seriouse, that was a year ago. I don't know what's wrong with FB but that was a year ago.
Ah yeah, that's right.
User avatar #961 to #960 - infernalinsolence (06/02/2014) [-]
much glory so fab
and oh idk it was on my feed the other day and i was like whut
couldn't be bothered commenting, i'm wonderful i know
User avatar #962 to #961 - hornack (06/02/2014) [-]
Well das me, maybe it'll rub on you.
Oh, well that's odd. I rarely get on FB anyways.
You're so good <3
User avatar #963 to #962 - infernalinsolence (06/02/2014) [-]
i got peach tea i don't need your fab
i have it open in a tab as well as tumblr and i should be writing but noep
and ye i know it bb <3
User avatar #964 to #963 - hornack (06/02/2014) [-]
I got you, I don't need fab.
I opened it to check what you said, too lazy to actually do it.
<3
User avatar #965 to #964 - infernalinsolence (06/02/2014) [-]
mneh i want to write but eh.
User avatar #966 to #965 - hornack (06/02/2014) [-]
Yeah **** my compliments
Go do it.
User avatar #967 to #966 - infernalinsolence (06/02/2014) [-]
i'm confused i'm sorry friend
and ugh i have no muse
User avatar #968 to #967 - hornack (06/02/2014) [-]
Are your feelings for me confusing you? I sorry bby.
Use some goose.
User avatar #969 to #968 - infernalinsolence (06/02/2014) [-]
I no have goose
but idk all my runic stuff has disappeared i can't remember what happened with it
User avatar #970 to #969 - hornack (06/02/2014) [-]
Stop ignoring my lob for you.
Damn ur not realy british den.
Damn, that sucks.
User avatar #971 to #970 - infernalinsolence (06/02/2014) [-]
I ignore things a lot
And i am the britishest i have tea right here rn
And yeah i'm fairly sure i was close to the badge too :c
User avatar #972 to #971 - hornack (06/02/2014) [-]
Oh
Yes but no goose, n00b.
Damn, check your notifications to see who was the last person you traded with.
User avatar #947 - bitchyouabitch (05/26/2014) [-]
still not coming back i take it?
User avatar #948 to #947 - infernalinsolence (05/26/2014) [-]
not really tbh
User avatar #949 to #948 - bitchyouabitch (05/26/2014) [-]
we do miss you
#945 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/18/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** do you like taco's ? :3
User avatar #946 to #945 - infernalinsolence (05/18/2014) [-]
I do like tacos. Why?
#942 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
y u murder dis kitten?
y u murder dis kitten?
User avatar #943 to #942 - infernalinsolence (05/17/2014) [-]
Because I hate you.
#944 to #943 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
oh ok
oh ok
#935 - bananak (05/15/2014) [-]
gib nudes plz
#938 to #936 - bananak (05/15/2014) [-]
y tho
User avatar #939 to #938 - infernalinsolence (05/15/2014) [-]
because i don't want to
#940 to #939 - bananak (05/15/2014) [-]
u r rood
User avatar #941 to #940 - infernalinsolence (05/15/2014) [-]
the roodest
#934 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/15/2014) [-]
elf whore
User avatar #937 to #934 - infernalinsolence (05/15/2014) [-]
the whorey-ist
#918 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2014) [-]
gib nudes plz
User avatar #919 to #918 - infernalinsolence (05/14/2014) [-]
i'm underage, sweetcheeks
and nty my body is gross
#920 to #919 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2014) [-]
how old is u if 17 close enough for me
User avatar #921 to #920 - infernalinsolence (05/14/2014) [-]
yeah i'm 17
but no i'm not breaking the law because you want to see my body
#923 to #921 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2014) [-]
when will u be 18 then
#925 to #924 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2014) [-]
ok i will wait
User avatar #926 to #925 - infernalinsolence (05/14/2014) [-]
still not doing it sweetcheeks
#927 to #926 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2014) [-]
rood
User avatar #928 to #927 - infernalinsolence (05/14/2014) [-]
got a problem? come off anon.
#929 to #928 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2014) [-]
2 much work
User avatar #930 to #929 - infernalinsolence (05/14/2014) [-]
Then no n00dz 4 u
#931 to #930 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2014) [-]
still rood
#933 to #932 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2014) [-]
gib clothed pic and i will decide whether i log in or not
#922 to #921 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2014) [-]
k
#913 - tarnis (04/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#911 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2014) [-]
give nudes k
User avatar #912 to #911 - infernalinsolence (04/25/2014) [-]
underage k
#910 - badmomma (04/14/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #909 - hilariousrubbish (04/08/2014) [-]
hey havent talked in a while
User avatar #908 - jnovuse (03/29/2014) [-]
Your great and wonderful! Thank you!
#906 - mankey (03/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the pep talk crazy lady person.
Thanks for the pep talk crazy lady person.
User avatar #907 to #906 - infernalinsolence (03/29/2014) [-]
no worries
#894 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
Do you know how it is to be a fan of something no one else knows of or even acknowIedges you for, just because it is foreign? I have that problem with QI. I love QI. It is my favorite TV show, but because most of my friends doesn't watch BBC Entertainment and doesn't care for foreign TV, they don't like it - I have no one to talk with about it...   
   
So, I couldn't help but notice that you are a Brit. If you are a Brit, there is a good chance that you know of QI, or even watches it.   
   
So, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, can we talk about QI? Even if you haven't watched it? Pweetty pwease?
Do you know how it is to be a fan of something no one else knows of or even acknowIedges you for, just because it is foreign? I have that problem with QI. I love QI. It is my favorite TV show, but because most of my friends doesn't watch BBC Entertainment and doesn't care for foreign TV, they don't like it - I have no one to talk with about it...

So, I couldn't help but notice that you are a Brit. If you are a Brit, there is a good chance that you know of QI, or even watches it.

So, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, can we talk about QI? Even if you haven't watched it? Pweetty pwease?

User avatar #896 to #894 - infernalinsolence (03/20/2014) [-]
I have watched so much QI, I probably know most of the answers on reruns.
But yes I know the pain you have. I get it with Da Vinci's Demons, half the bands I like, and my favourite game.
User avatar #897 to #896 - thewisedane (03/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, you mentioned it. I don't have much time to watch it, so I usually get to watch it when there are reruns - I know most of those as well.

Who is your favorite participiant?
User avatar #898 to #897 - infernalinsolence (03/21/2014) [-]
Oh man, my favourite? That's hard. Probably it's out of Rich Hall, Jo Brand, Phil Jupitus, David Mitchell, Sean Lock and Jimmy Carr. And, of course, Alan.
User avatar #899 to #898 - thewisedane (03/21/2014) [-]
Alan is a must - I love Sean Lock, Rich Hall, Jo brand, Tommy whatever and especially Phill Jupiters - Though my favorite gotta be Stephen Fry himself!
User avatar #900 to #899 - infernalinsolence (03/21/2014) [-]
Oh man, yeah. Stephen's great.
User avatar #901 to #900 - thewisedane (03/21/2014) [-]
He is properbly one of my only idols, apart from a few danish people.
User avatar #902 to #901 - infernalinsolence (03/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, man. Most of my idols are actors, to be fair.
User avatar #903 to #902 - thewisedane (03/21/2014) [-]
Actors are cool enough, but there isn't a lot of them who say something truly inspirational to me. I like thinkers and changers more, personally.

Also, I guess we both have our slew of fictional idols...
User avatar #904 to #903 - infernalinsolence (03/21/2014) [-]
Well, it depends on the actors. Most of the ones I like tend to be fairly inspirational as well as great actors. And of course, fictional people tend to be far better than real ones.
User avatar #905 to #904 - thewisedane (03/21/2014) [-]
Yep - Fctional characters are so easy to make for an exact role, that they will usually fill it really good. I thin of Mordin Solus of Mass Effect, a deranged scientist who ends up regretting his experiments and do them justice by trying to remove them in the last game. A case of a person who saw how he was wrong and chose to do something about that fact.

That last quote: "Had to be me. Somebody else could have got it wrong."
#893 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/19/2014) [-]
slut
User avatar #895 to #893 - infernalinsolence (03/20/2014) [-]
1) You're an anon.
2) You're a twat.
3) You're just jealous cause you'll never see the booty.
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