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Date Signed Up:6/26/2012
Last Login:8/22/2014
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#17 - i'm gonnna assume u don't care for black people.. 08/16/2014 on Ferguson 0
#18 - **** outta here You can't help you like. … 07/27/2014 on Nose +1
#99 - I actually have several resume templates for different types o… 07/27/2014 on Do and Don't 0
#97 - Nice! I need to learn a language myself. I'm in elect…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Do and Don't +1
User avatar #98 - fyaq (07/27/2014) [-]
Internships are hard. You gotta spread wide and learn to cater to each one.
Languages get shit done in the US.
Knowing 3/4 languages will get me literally any job I want over other people who don't bother past 9th grade spanish.

My GPA is ass, I hate school lol. I'm not even finishing my degrees, just having the language and skills is getting me into a new job.
User avatar #99 - imyourdaddy (07/27/2014) [-]
I actually have several resume templates for different types of jobs (defense, office, degree relevant, non degree relevant etc) Then I pick one based on the job I'm applying for and customize it.

Sounds like the language think is working out for you. Did you take a class or did you use software/books like Rosetta Stone?
#89 - Preach It kind of gets old hearing people complain ab…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Do and Don't +2
User avatar #90 - fyaq (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm learning german and russian.
I'm fluent in french.

I've worked and lived on my own since I was 18.
I volunteer at special olympic and my current job is with the mentally handicapped through the government.

The day some kid who worked a summer at target gets a job over me is the day I fuck my own mouth.
User avatar #97 - imyourdaddy (07/27/2014) [-]
Nice! I need to learn a language myself.

I'm in electrical engineering with a 3.3 GPA. I actually volunteered for our town's Special Olympics all four years of high school. I also participated in an archaeological dig conducted by our two local universities. I had an internship with a power utility last summer. I know circuit design and I'm extremely proficient in Office Suite(Access, Excel etc)

Unfortunately I've applied to 30 something internships/ jobs with no success
User avatar #98 - fyaq (07/27/2014) [-]
Internships are hard. You gotta spread wide and learn to cater to each one.
Languages get shit done in the US.
Knowing 3/4 languages will get me literally any job I want over other people who don't bother past 9th grade spanish.

My GPA is ass, I hate school lol. I'm not even finishing my degrees, just having the language and skills is getting me into a new job.
User avatar #99 - imyourdaddy (07/27/2014) [-]
I actually have several resume templates for different types of jobs (defense, office, degree relevant, non degree relevant etc) Then I pick one based on the job I'm applying for and customize it.

Sounds like the language think is working out for you. Did you take a class or did you use software/books like Rosetta Stone?
#133 - It looks like someone jizzed on that money 07/27/2014 on Canadian money +1
#5 - Do you actually think black folk look the same? 07/27/2014 on celebrities and pornstars... +4
#31 - lol it's funny because the bear isn't from there either but he… 07/27/2014 on Previously seen on the... +2
#2 - Rihanna and Lavish Styles  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2014 on celebrities and pornstars... +20
User avatar #209 - RaptorJesusX (07/28/2014) [-]
I'd beat that... pussy up
User avatar #4 - dummerbaztard (07/27/2014) [-]
Wow they're black, not like it was hard to find two that look alike
User avatar #5 - imyourdaddy (07/27/2014) [-]
Do you actually think black folk look the same?
#146 - thanks m8 07/27/2014 on name it seath 0
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