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#78 - **imbaffled used "*roll picture*"** **imbaffled rolled image ** 07/06/2015 on What's this? 0
#428 - **imbaffled used "*roll picture*"** **imbaffled rolled ima… 07/05/2015 on This is your new pet 0
#2500 - **imbaffled used "*roll picture*"** **imbaffled rolled ima… 07/02/2015 on You can't leave FJ until... 0
#113 - Don't be afraid, Captain Anonymoose. There's no need. Because …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on Brits +1
#115 - broorb (07/01/2015) [-]
"king high billy big bollocks" fuck me I'll be borrowing that
#2072 - **imbaffled used "*roll picture*"** **imbaffled rolled image ** 07/01/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#64 - Nah man. I moved down 5 years ago and southerners are ****…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2015 on Brits -1
#107 - anon (07/01/2015) [-]
i'm afraid your talking crap, northerners are cheap and tacky and are completely disrespectful and unwelcoming to anyone who does not come from there, they are the worst part of this country
#113 - imbaffled (07/01/2015) [-]
Don't be afraid, Captain Anonymoose. There's no need. Because you see, your friendly Northerner is here to inform you that what you said is, politely, balls. Firstly, Northerners are not cheap. The North is. I can pay £2 a pint up there, compared to a solid £5 here. And speaking from experience, I'm more likely to have a round bought for me, and to buy one, up there, than down here in Brighton.

The tacky comment I won't argue with, but will say instead that people up there are more honest and forthcoming, so what you see is a reflection of the individuals. It's true nationwide; but I see a lot more pretentiousness and false-entitlement here than there.

Disrespect and unwelcoming is just bollocks. People don't judge you until you give them something to judge you from. So. I can only guess you did something stupid like walk into a bar looking and sounding like King High Billy Big Bollocks instead of being polite and humble.

broorb has it right, anything Manchester or north of that people will lie down in traffic for you.

imbaffled out.
#115 - broorb (07/01/2015) [-]
"king high billy big bollocks" fuck me I'll be borrowing that
#108 - Telepathy and power mimicry. Pretty sweet. 06/28/2015 on Powers 0
#267 - It was a lovely funeral. Apart from the knocking. 06/25/2015 on What is the best horror... +1
#7 - Third one down looks like a Durham University mug 05/26/2015 on Mug comp 0
#5 - WOOP NEWCASTLE 05/26/2015 on USA in The North +1
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