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User avatar #4146 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
I was going back through my FJ comments and noticed we haven't chatted in like 20 years.

So... random hello and what not. :U
User avatar #4147 to #4146 - imanassassin (01/12/2015) [-]
Hey man, hows it going?
User avatar #4149 to #4147 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
It's going good and shiz. Been busy IRL and such so... yeh. Not much time for here.
User avatar #4150 to #4149 - imanassassin (02/02/2015) [-]
Yep, thats how its been for me to, case in point.
User avatar #4145 - lunargreenhouse (01/06/2015) [-]
Hmm...sorry for going through your posts with Nova, not usually my thing but what are you trying to accomplish with factory restore?
User avatar #4148 to #4145 - imanassassin (01/12/2015) [-]
Making my PC run faster and get rid of the viruses.
#4130 - imanassassin (01/06/2015) [-]
Nova... NOVA!!!
User avatar #4132 to #4130 - novabird ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
you rang?
User avatar #4133 to #4132 - imanassassin (01/06/2015) [-]
I did, The thing you found for me didn't work.
User avatar #4134 to #4133 - novabird ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
what thing?
User avatar #4136 to #4135 - novabird ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
did it do anything at all?
i should note i did find you some kick ass laptops on ebay if you really need a new setup, they were cheap as well and had lojack on them among other things.
User avatar #4137 to #4136 - imanassassin (01/06/2015) [-]
I didn't find what it was talking about, so no?

I can't afford a new rig, let alone anything else for that matter.
User avatar #4138 to #4137 - novabird ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
you may have to research further into it, does your system appear to have 2 hdd one smaller and a bigger one in the computer icon?
User avatar #4139 to #4138 - imanassassin (01/06/2015) [-]
How would I find that out?
User avatar #4140 to #4139 - novabird ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
go to computer on the start menu and view by category if needed, should be a section that says hard disk drives, if there's only 1 drive then you can't factory restore it but if there's 2 you'll have to search the info to see what can be done.
User avatar #4141 to #4140 - imanassassin (01/06/2015) [-]
I have a local disk (C and a recovery (D
User avatar #4142 to #4141 - novabird ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
ok, then you just have to look up that laptop for yourself and figure it out, at least you have that much, back up anything of value as well.
User avatar #4143 to #4142 - imanassassin (01/06/2015) [-]
Well, I have nothing of value, nothing that wont be a bother to redownload.

I will try to find something, hopefully.
User avatar #4144 to #4143 - novabird ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
ah, then ya just need to figure out what needs done.
#4110 - anon (10/29/2014) [-]
the ghost is here.
the ghost is here.
#4112 to #4111 - anon (10/29/2014) [-]
****** been rather slow lately.
#4114 to #4113 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
eyup, side note, i'm invisible now.
eyup, side note, i'm invisible now.
#4115 to #4114 - imanassassin (11/12/2014) [-]
Well I wasn't aware of that.
#4116 to #4115 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
among other perks.
although there's times i wish i could turn it off but meh... :\
#4117 to #4116 - imanassassin (11/12/2014) [-]
How did you acquire this?
User avatar #4118 to #4117 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
mod perk.
User avatar #4120 to #4119 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
still funny to troll people though, found ways to make people go wtf that keep me amused.
#4121 to #4120 - imanassassin (11/12/2014) [-]
Heh heh, you bastard.
#4122 to #4121 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
nothing like posting as anon on a non posting profile because they left a comment string for me to post in, even better when there's only one other person so they think it's them, did that to the.archangel when he was posting hater 			****		 again and i was posting lewd pony on his profile then i followed him around posting it more as he kept going and made him rage quit.   
never gets old.
nothing like posting as anon on a non posting profile because they left a comment string for me to post in, even better when there's only one other person so they think it's them, did that to the.archangel when he was posting hater **** again and i was posting lewd pony on his profile then i followed him around posting it more as he kept going and made him rage quit.
never gets old.
User avatar #4123 to #4122 - imanassassin (11/12/2014) [-]
That doesn't surprise me...
#4124 to #4123 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
worse yet he blocked my anon and the one person on his profile he could see and called them out thinking it was them.
hue hue hue...
#4126 to #4125 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
then he posts this **** and i have been haunting him with it since.
nothing like rubbing in his butthurt further.
#4127 to #4126 - imanassassin (11/12/2014) [-]
Has this guy lost his **** ?
User avatar #4129 to #4127 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
speaking of elric, looks like i wiped him out of fj as well finally.
User avatar #4128 to #4127 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
yep, no way he's sane either with how bad he just keeps at it like elric...-_-
then i ended up talking with another troll for a solid month a while ago which confused other mods because he talked in code, previous account that i can recall was henry fordthegod, admon got pissed at him code talking and permabanned him for spam hue...
User avatar #4099 - imanassassin (09/19/2014) [-]
Novabird, do me a flavor?
User avatar #4101 to #4099 - novabird ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
also, you have a lot of anon lurkers on your profile.
just a heads up.
#4100 to #4099 - novabird ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
my penis doesn't taste like fruits... or so i think... nah i don't even wanna know... :\
what ya need?
#4102 to #4100 - imanassassin (09/20/2014) [-]
Nothing now, I figured it out.

Anons being here? That doesn't surprise me.
User avatar #4103 to #4102 - novabird ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
eh, toonie seems to get up to 10-20 at once as well.
at least whatever it was got fixed.
#4104 to #4103 - imanassassin (09/20/2014) [-]
The **** are you talking about?
User avatar #4105 to #4104 - novabird ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
cadence gets that many anons on his profile at most i have seen.
User avatar #4107 to #4106 - novabird ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
eyup, then mine gets none at all, in fact hardly anyone goes near my profile.
a few said that's likely because my profile feels like a sanctuary for some reason though.
User avatar #4108 to #4107 - imanassassin (09/20/2014) [-]
Its a possibility, mine is just there, take it or leave it I dont give a **** .
User avatar #4109 to #4108 - novabird ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
eyup, then again everyone knows i'm always watching everyone so those who would lurk likely get paranoid forgetting that i tend not to care unless unknown to me.
but only mods or friends can get on my profile so it's rather limited.
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User avatar #4095 - someponynew (07/13/2014) [-]
vHoly **** your alive?
#4096 to #4095 - imanassassin (07/13/2014) [-]
Haven't died yet.
#4081 - hellscythe (02/21/2014) [-]
hello novice
User avatar #4084 to #4083 - imanassassin (02/21/2014) [-]
How are you?
#4085 to #4084 - hellscythe (02/21/2014) [-]
tired im proboly going to bed soon
User avatar #4086 to #4085 - imanassassin (02/21/2014) [-]
Oh? Long day?
#4087 to #4086 - hellscythe (02/21/2014) [-]
yeah its late for me
User avatar #4088 to #4087 - imanassassin (02/21/2014) [-]
How late?
#4089 to #4088 - hellscythe (02/21/2014) [-]
almost midnight
User avatar #4090 to #4089 - imanassassin (02/21/2014) [-]
Beh, Thats not late.
#4091 to #4090 - hellscythe (02/21/2014) [-]
i cant stay up late, i knock out past midnight usually
User avatar #4092 to #4091 - imanassassin (02/21/2014) [-]
Im that way around 5 AM.
#4093 to #4092 - hellscythe (02/21/2014) [-]
well im going to bed, night
well im going to bed, night
User avatar #4094 to #4093 - imanassassin (02/21/2014) [-]
#4071 - hellscythe (02/14/2014) [-]
happy valentines day darling
#4072 to #4071 - imanassassin (02/14/2014) [-]
Oh god don't remind me...
#4074 to #4073 - imanassassin (02/14/2014) [-]
I feel sick already...
#4075 to #4074 - hellscythe (02/14/2014) [-]
if you say so darling
#4076 to #4075 - imanassassin (02/14/2014) [-]
Sorry, relationships don't seem tantalizing to me...
#4077 to #4076 - hellscythe (02/14/2014) [-]
i still hope you have a good day darling
#4078 to #4077 - imanassassin (02/14/2014) [-]
Ill be at work...
#4079 to #4078 - hellscythe (02/14/2014) [-]
well i still hope you find a cute girl to call you novice darling, goodnight
#4080 to #4079 - imanassassin (02/14/2014) [-]
I doubt it... Goodnight mi amore.
I doubt it... Goodnight mi amore.
User avatar #4060 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #4062 to #4061 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
How are you, Assassin?
User avatar #4063 to #4062 - imanassassin (02/05/2014) [-]
Va bene, e tu?
User avatar #4064 to #4063 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #4065 to #4064 - imanassassin (02/05/2014) [-]
Allright, yourself?
User avatar #4066 to #4065 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
I'm good.
User avatar #4068 to #4067 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Want to RP?
User avatar #4069 to #4068 - imanassassin (02/05/2014) [-]
Not today man.
#4040 - satrenkotheone (01/25/2014) [-]
So.. how do I go about this?
#4041 to #4040 - imanassassin (01/25/2014) [-]
Hmm... well, just start off by taking a picture of you, then I can take it from there.
#4042 to #4041 - satrenkotheone (01/25/2014) [-]
A few months old, I basically look the same now just a bit longer hair.
I know it's not optimal and I hate it... ultimateasshole
User avatar #4045 to #4042 - novabird ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
appearance has improved quite a bit from last time, try red hair and fingernail polish.
User avatar #4046 to #4045 - satrenkotheone (01/25/2014) [-]
Red hair...?
User avatar #4051 to #4046 - novabird ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
yes(darker hair also makes it look like you have more of it), also earrings, accessorizing is mostly a female trait, also get lipstick that matches.
User avatar #4052 to #4051 - satrenkotheone (01/25/2014) [-]
I... I'll ask my girl friend to help me out.
User avatar #4055 to #4052 - novabird ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
should work.
also advise watching fashion remodeling on youtube for more ideas.
User avatar #4056 to #4055 - satrenkotheone (01/25/2014) [-]
I might...
User avatar #4058 to #4056 - novabird ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
the more you look into the better you'll be at it.
User avatar #4059 to #4058 - satrenkotheone (01/25/2014) [-]
I suppose...
#4043 to #4042 - imanassassin (01/25/2014) [-]
Hmm, ever done nail polish? make up? things like that?
#4044 to #4043 - satrenkotheone (01/25/2014) [-]
I dunno.... maybe... it's kind of hard with the bodily appearance I have... well it makes me uncomfortable for some reason.
#4047 to #4044 - imanassassin (01/25/2014) [-]
Well just try it out, start with nail polish, wear it for a while, get used to it, and if you want to go further, I will create the next step.
User avatar #4048 to #4047 - satrenkotheone (01/25/2014) [-]
I suppose... thanks... it's just a bit... dunno, scared?
User avatar #4049 to #4048 - imanassassin (01/25/2014) [-]
Well don't be, If you need help, I will try to the best of my abilities to help you.
User avatar #4050 to #4049 - satrenkotheone (01/25/2014) [-]

I'm going to the gym currently.. well trying a bit... need to lose weight.
#4053 to #4050 - imanassassin (01/25/2014) [-]
Just keep at it bub. Nova and I will be here to help you with every step.
#4057 to #4054 - imanassassin (01/25/2014) [-]
Nessisita problema, il mio fratello.
#4013 - imanassassin (01/23/2014) [-]
Novabird, mere a second.
User avatar #4037 to #4013 - novabird ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
heads up, ****** brewing in pv.
User avatar #4038 to #4037 - imanassassin (01/25/2014) [-]
Lord an testa?
User avatar #4039 to #4038 - novabird ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
well, also pansy, lunar, and phantom but it's calming down so i think it's about to clear up.
i picked up on the mess earlier and went into ghost mode, i already feel like a target around those 3 so i'm not presenting one... :\
(advise deleting these comments just in case...-_-)
User avatar #4014 to #4013 - novabird ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
you rang?
#4015 to #4014 - imanassassin (01/23/2014) [-]
Si, I did, I have been skimming over the conversations that you and [Redacted] have been having, and also the messages you sent me, and I have to say, Thank you.
#4016 to #4015 - novabird ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
no problem, as far as i see it i'm just doing my job, also protecting friends in the process, i don't think the people here quite realise how protective i can get, sure the fact that said person is like a clone of me gives me extra reason plus the fact that their goal is to help others as well, plus if something happened to them i honestly feel it would be very bad for everyone who ever knew them, my mind can show me what can/will happen way in advance sometimes and the chain of events was leading to an event matching exactly the way shystuff was acting prior his last comment(i have those links on record like i keep many things in my records as well and made said person aware that things happened that way to snap them out of it more so), as far as i see it i'm not going to lose another friend like that, that would have made 5 people on my list for that subject, hell i'm guiding/guarding many others as well.
one of the key things people fail to understand about my nature is that i'm not reading over everyone's comments to spy on them, i read everything to see what they need as well, i can't always act but when i can i offer, hence why i have granted people's wishes in the past without asking or do random game giveaways etc, to be honest, people need distractions from everyday life and the occasional help sometimes to be happy, being as useful as i can be is as close as it can make me to being happy even though i'm basically falling apart lately and people forget that when i say things like that i mean it literally but i'll always do what i can.
i hope i'm making sense right now, i'm having one of my extra unstable days again, it's so bad it's messing with my head, bad enuf people decided to mess with me for a few days as well, i'm hoping they forget i exist so i don't have to be evasive again, an easy way to tell if i'm unstable is when i stop thumbing most of the day and hardly talk.
#4017 to #4016 - imanassassin (01/23/2014) [-]
Sorry for the scrambled reply, Im watching Breaking Bad.

Well, nova, I understand you completely, and I do share you "Into the future" problem layout vision stuff. What I mean is, what you say during a conversation, In your mind, you analyze what the results are, this also depends on how well you know the person, so depending on what you say, you can "manipulate" the person into swaying the way you depicted. Yes people do need distraction, I myself try to but my mind just keeps racing and the people in my head are just too loud. why are you having one of your days? Work load too big? I appreciate you doing this, Helping people in any way possible. I respect it, I really do. Hell its hard being the peace keeper to so many people, not to mention running your own life and worrying about your own problems.
#4018 to #4017 - novabird ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
i honestly don't know or understand what this pain is, i'm having trouble holding myself together, imagine having a stomach ache but instead of just your stomach hurting it hurts everything, your muscles, mind, clarity, memory, you name it and it's hurting and the worst part is all the head problems i have reacting to it so i'm a manic depressive mess who can't medicate or remember to do things or even move or eat, i sit here for hours doing nothing sometimes, i'll be glad when i get my medical and disability because i have lost another 2" of muscle mass as well, my legs used to be huge but now they aren't even close and i'm shrinking to boot so i really need to get looked at asap.
me, said person, you and a few others i know are all in the INTJ category, unfortunately a side effect of this is this type is prone to having various types of schizophrenia, so far most of the people i have met with INTJ have been proven to have schizophrenia, said person included(in fact i diagnosed them prior to therapy sessions by observation), odds are good i have it as well but if i get diagnosed there goes my gunsmithing and ownership of firearms so yeah, rather not go there till i have no choice, chances are good you get a therapist and an eval and you may have it as well though, especially since you appear to have perception control problems, your symptoms depict traces of it as well, if diagnosed with it chances are good you'll be open for disability being how employers see schizophrenia as a safety hazard.
try looking up the conditions and comparing them to your symptoms carefully, you might be surprised.
#4019 to #4018 - imanassassin (01/23/2014) [-]
I've been talking to il mio madre about getting a therapist, i'm just waiting on the insurance to get back to us with witch ones are mostly covered.
#4020 to #4019 - novabird ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
alright, sounds like a plan, likely a very wise decision as well.
if not for said friends inability to do things for themselves they would have gotten theirs sooner as well, it actually took a few months to get them to take their own action when their parents wouldn't listen...-_-
#4021 to #4020 - imanassassin (01/23/2014) [-]
I know Im ****** up, I just want to see what specifically is wrong. Weather it be a traumatic event or just how im wired. I just want answers.
#4022 to #4021 - novabird ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
we all want answers but who doesn't?
i know why i'm messed up, multiple types of extreme trauma and i'm wired that way, it would be nice to remember what made my personalities split the first time but my mom won't tell me nor anyone else and when i do try my memory extraction methods my mind goes blank and i get a nasty migraine and forget what i'm doing and why for a while so yeah, likely really nasty if it does that to me...-_-
hopefully you're just wired that way, trauma's really not fun to recall...then again you likely know this after i had that meltdown in skype that one day that was really bad... :\
#4023 to #4022 - imanassassin (01/23/2014) [-]
Was I there for that? I don't recall...
User avatar #4024 to #4023 - novabird ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
yeah, you kept asking questions and it was so bad that it made everyone in the chat really depressed, that was around the same time as the first comment saved on my profile that i left as a warning to others, it involved a nasty mistake ultimate made with me in tinychat playing a video he should not have played thinking it would only irritate me, ended up severely depressed for 3 days and didn't sleep or eat, everyone else was also the same as well, the whole place was a mess. -_-
#4025 to #4024 - imanassassin (01/23/2014) [-]
Damn my persistence and strong curiosity...
User avatar #4026 to #4025 - novabird ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
eyup, you definitely regretted it, along with everyone else...--
one of the bad things about being like me is that i'm prone to picking up what others feel, if i'm really upset it can work in reverse effecting everyone around me, same goes for my rage, seems it can affect others like a poison messing up their karma and making people seem to avoid the area, a good example of this is when i worked at tacohell and my really mean boss decided to grab me one day in a hostile manner, there's a lot of things i will let slide but touching sets off raw hostility, it took all i had not to rip her arm out of its socket and everyone in the store cleared out and employees stayed away from me, no customers showed up for 4 hours even though everyone else nearby was still very busy with customers so yeah, that can be a real mess, tis why i try really had to stay calm as well...-
#4027 to #4026 - imanassassin (01/23/2014) [-]
Im sorry for my lack of remembrance.
User avatar #4028 to #4027 - novabird ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
meh, you forget that i have brain damage, i'm prone to forgetting info all the time, i don't expect everyone to be remembering stuff from the beginning of last year, that event was on 1/25-26/13, i only know because the discussion is still in my profile history and i rely on storing data here to remember things.
User avatar #4029 to #4028 - imanassassin (01/24/2014) [-]
Thats a good tactic, storing data. I appreciate your forgiveness, this living day by day, sometimes I forget what the hell I did yesterday.
#4030 to #4029 - novabird ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
lets just say my condition is so bad that i forget what i'm doing while doing it and i will repeat tasks like a skipping record till someone disrupts me or i realize what i'm doing or realize i already did the job...-_-
so i understand that problem completely, that and people have a far worse habit of forgetting i even exist due to how i am that's far worse, one of my worst flaws is my inability to ask for things or do things that will cause confrontation, if i try i lock up completely, imagine having your ability to speak stuck on mute for those actions, this combined with my communication problems will set me off sometimes due to how irritating it can get.
the reason i fav a comment is because even if deleted it's still in your list as it was posted.
#4031 to #4030 - imanassassin (01/24/2014) [-]
So... You hate asking for recollection?
User avatar #4034 to #4031 - novabird ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
in my case i can ask for help and offer help but i'm blocked from asking for anything else, i don't mind help but i dislike having to ask for it, this is why i almost killed myself upgrading my transfer case to manual to fix the busted one a few months ago, i pulled the part alone, dragged it to the payment area uphill, dismantled my trucks drivelines and swapped the parts, unbolted the old case and kicked it off, then found out i couldn't lift the newer one after trying for 5 hours solid so i used tie downs and a floor jack to position it and kick it back on then finish up at 5am, not only was i in extreme pain but i was pissing coca cola again due to my conditions reacting to strain...-_-
my complex is likely based on the nasty things that were done to me a long time ago but i honestly can't remember, it's not that i don't want to ask but more of i simply can't, imagine if you suddenly got muted when you tried to ask for things and couldn't act either, i'm literally stuck when i try like a strong terror reaction, that link i gave you on my profile showing the therapists reaction took me a week to be able to finally ask... :\
#4035 to #4034 - imanassassin (01/24/2014) [-]
Show me the link again?...
User avatar #4032 to #4031 - novabird ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
so, it's not hate, it's more of a fear reflex, i can't ask for people's opinions of myself, i can't ask for food/water etc, hell i can't even send friend requests here, if something isn't offered i can't ask basically and if it has a chance at conflict i can't ask either, i can ask if someone remembers things or not but it's the vampire analogy, if not invited into a home i won't enter and will wait no matter what till told to come in.
#4033 to #4032 - imanassassin (01/24/2014) [-]
Ah, so its like the "I don't ask for help, I can take care of myself" complex I "created", but yours is with a twist. I've always hated when people offer help, like my father and step-mother, they keep saying, "if you ever need anything, all you have to do is ask". I just keep turning them down left and right, I hate people judging me because I cant take care of myself.
#4005 to #4004 - hellscythe (01/19/2014) [-]
but thats your role
#4006 to #4005 - imanassassin (01/19/2014) [-]
Bitch, u's be trippin!
#4007 to #4006 - hellscythe (01/19/2014) [-]
i dont think i am novice
#4008 to #4007 - imanassassin (01/19/2014) [-]
**imanassassin rubs his head**
#4009 to #4008 - hellscythe (01/19/2014) [-]
i love you to
User avatar #4001 - roll (12/03/2013) [-]
**roll masturbates furiously in the corner**
User avatar #3998 - enderslayer (11/25/2013) [-]
Assassins suk m8, templars are where it's at.
User avatar #4000 to #3999 - enderslayer (11/25/2013) [-]
u wanna go? i'll wrek u
User avatar #3988 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]

Hey you.

I take it you're getting AC4?
User avatar #3989 to #3988 - imanassassin (11/19/2013) [-]
Got the limited edition on release night, already beat it.
User avatar #3990 to #3989 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
How good is it?

I'm thinking about getting it if I ever get a WiiU for the love of god don't kill me .
User avatar #3991 to #3990 - imanassassin (11/19/2013) [-]
Wii U?? Really?!
I don't really care, lol.
User avatar #3992 to #3991 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
I've been a Nintendo fanboy since I was like 5, it's what I must do. It is my duty. It is my destiny.

What the **** am I talking about I have no clue.
User avatar #3995 to #3994 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
But anyways...

Hows the game?
User avatar #3997 to #3996 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Sounds like a skip to me.
User avatar #3983 to #3941 - imanassassin (11/12/2013) [-]
**imanassassin climbs the building, observing from a distance**
User avatar #3984 to #3983 - enderslayer (11/12/2013) [-]
**enderslayer is talking to the Zenero imposter* *it is very hard to tell which is which* *You can barely hear what they're talking about**
User avatar #3985 to #3984 - imanassassin (11/12/2013) [-]
**imanassassin sits on a little perch,struggling to overhear, uses his Eagle sense to tell the difference between you two.**
User avatar #3987 to #3985 - enderslayer (11/12/2013) [-]
*The real me is on the right* *The other is blue* *I look straight at you, but it seems impossible because you're sure you're out of sight*
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User avatar #3962 to #3941 - imanassassin (11/11/2013) [-]
**imanassassin flick the cigarette but down, heading back inside**
User avatar #3963 to #3962 - enderslayer (11/11/2013) [-]
*imanassassin's Bureau is completely empty*
User avatar #3964 to #3963 - imanassassin (11/11/2013) [-]
What do you mean by emtpy?
User avatar #3965 to #3964 - enderslayer (11/11/2013) [-]
The furniture is gone, papers are gone, everything. it's an illusion by Zenero's book, when he read it. Don't ask me how, i'm just goofing.
User avatar #3966 to #3965 - imanassassin (11/11/2013) [-]
**imanassassin just stands there questioning how everything is gone**

...what the hell?...

also, marshallee, (I think I spelled that right,) you wanna get in on this?
User avatar #3968 to #3966 - enderslayer (11/11/2013) [-]
#3967 to #3966 - enderslayer (11/11/2013) [-]
*Your vision get's blurry* *A dark figure appears in front of you* *It stares down* ... This is a new char i'm trying out
User avatar #3969 to #3967 - imanassassin (11/11/2013) [-]
**imanassassin blinks to regain his vision**

#3970 to #3969 - enderslayer (11/11/2013) [-]
*A man roughly seven feet tall stands before you* That actions of one man called "Zenero", have tempted me to contact you, Assassin. My former name is Michael De Sable.
User avatar #3971 to #3970 - imanassassin (11/11/2013) [-]
Aren't you dead?
User avatar #3972 to #3971 - enderslayer (11/11/2013) [-]
Yes and no. While i do rest with my brother, Robert- murdered by Altair, but i am still standing before you, aren't i?
User avatar #3973 to #3972 - imanassassin (11/11/2013) [-]
Well you could be a apparition, a restless soul if you will..
User avatar #3974 to #3973 - enderslayer (11/11/2013) [-]
Regardless of what i am, the world is now in danger. With Zenero in possession of that book- And my army of loyal knights, he can do virtually anything.
User avatar #3975 to #3974 - imanassassin (11/11/2013) [-]
Or, so you think.
User avatar #3977 to #3976 - imanassassin (11/12/2013) [-]
**imanassassin gets a slight grin**

You underestimate my men and I.
User avatar #3978 to #3977 - enderslayer (11/12/2013) [-]
Arrogant assassins are dead assassins.
User avatar #3979 to #3978 - imanassassin (11/12/2013) [-]
**imanassassin rolls his eyes**
User avatar #3980 to #3979 - enderslayer (11/12/2013) [-]
*sigh* That book holds every secret, every templar expedition that was logged, ever. *Shakes head and disappears*
User avatar #3981 to #3980 - imanassassin (11/12/2013) [-]
**imanassassin chuckles**

...I guess I need to get that book...
User avatar #3982 to #3981 - enderslayer (11/12/2013) [-]
*Meanwhile, Zenero has made it back to camp, and is in the Gran Master's building*
User avatar #3942 to #3941 - imanassassin (11/10/2013) [-]
Salute brother.
#3943 to #3942 - enderslayer (11/10/2013) [-]
Weren't you trying to resurrect Xero, i think his name was?
Weren't you trying to resurrect Xero, i think his name was?
User avatar #3944 to #3943 - imanassassin (11/10/2013) [-]
**imanassassin looks down**

#3945 to #3944 - enderslayer (11/10/2013) [-]
**enderslayer puts his finger on his beak, thinking** I could help expedite your progress. I killed him, so it's only fair i help bring him back to life. I know of a few ways that you probably didn't try.
User avatar #3946 to #3945 - imanassassin (11/10/2013) [-]
Why? So you can kill him again?
#3947 to #3946 - enderslayer (11/10/2013) [-]
Stop lingering in the past. He took my son in when he didn't have to. He was my friend. He was ever hardly angered, Whereas you hold so much anger. Just like me fifty years ago. But if you don't want to see your brother again sooner, then that's your choice. Or i can help, and maybe he can be alive and well sometime coming weeks. And to be frank, i'm only here because i wish to be with Vages, my only son.
User avatar #3948 to #3947 - imanassassin (11/11/2013) [-]
He died with honor, bringing him back will be a disgrace. I am curious, why do you want him back so bad? And how do you know I can bring him back?
User avatar #3949 to #3948 - enderslayer (11/11/2013) [-]
I don't care if he's back or not.
User avatar #3952 to #3951 - imanassassin (11/11/2013) [-]
So you came here just to get your son back, is that it?
User avatar #3953 to #3952 - enderslayer (11/11/2013) [-]
No, i came to give my condolences. My son is fine where he is. He has friends here. However, i will need to get back to my duties as Grand Master of the templars. Fake Zenero can teach my son where i can't.
User avatar #3954 to #3953 - imanassassin (11/11/2013) [-]
**imanassassin raises his hand in a sweeping motion**
Do as you wish.
User avatar #3955 to #3954 - enderslayer (11/11/2013) [-]
Though, i must warn you, if you attempt to harm my son in any way, i will wipe out every assassin on this planet, and you'll be last, so i can teach you your mistake.
User avatar #3956 to #3955 - imanassassin (11/11/2013) [-]
I appreciate you're condolences, have a good day.

*walks out of Bureau*
User avatar #3957 to #3956 - enderslayer (11/11/2013) [-]
I swear on my life. *Jumps out window, onto roof*
User avatar #3958 to #3957 - imanassassin (11/11/2013) [-]
**imanassassin stands outside the doorway and lights up a cigarette**
#3959 to #3958 - enderslayer (11/11/2013) [-]
*imanassassin see's me jump into Vages's window*
User avatar #3960 to #3959 - imanassassin (11/11/2013) [-]
**imanassassin grumbles as he leans against the wall.**
User avatar #3961 to #3960 - enderslayer (11/11/2013) [-]
**enderslayer jumps out the window again, a few minutes later, carrying his old journal**
User avatar #3937 to #3936 - imanassassin (11/09/2013) [-]
Its funny because there was a guy that altiar killed like that.
#3938 to #3937 - hellscythe (11/09/2013) [-]
is thats so novice
User avatar #3939 to #3938 - imanassassin (11/09/2013) [-]
Yes, I cant remember his name, but in the book, he was described as some one around 7 feet tall with a muscular build. Altiar had a difficult time taking care of him.
User avatar #3922 to #3921 - imanassassin (10/11/2013) [-]
Wacha got there?
User avatar #3924 to #3923 - imanassassin (10/11/2013) [-]
Never mind...
#3925 to #3924 - hellscythe (10/11/2013) [-]
so how are you today novice
User avatar #3926 to #3925 - imanassassin (10/11/2013) [-]
Meh, you?
#3927 to #3926 - hellscythe (10/11/2013) [-]
im doing well enough novice why is your day less then ideal
User avatar #3928 to #3927 - imanassassin (10/11/2013) [-]
I've been at work most of my day, just kinda feel eh.
#3929 to #3928 - hellscythe (10/11/2013) [-]
maybe you should do something to cheer yourself up darling
User avatar #3930 to #3929 - imanassassin (10/11/2013) [-]
Thats why im playing GTA V.
#3931 to #3930 - hellscythe (10/11/2013) [-]
i hope you are enjoying it darling
User avatar #3934 to #3933 - imanassassin (10/11/2013) [-]
I dont know...
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