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#119 - angelusprimus (04/21/2016) [-]
Well Pope Francis will push the Church more to astethicism and shift power more toward monastic orders.
After him will come another Pope, lets call him Pious VIII, who will keep shifting the Church more toward the monastic orders and keep taking the power from the Bishops.
After him will come new Urban. He will again allow Militant Orders, for the defense of Europe. Already richer and more spread orders like Fransicans and Jesuits will sprout militant suborders. And everything will be ready for the Crusade.
So I'll say, two more Popes.
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|#2 - Ive never undestood this, I cant feel **** when shes ontop, I … [+] (48 new replies)||04/21/2016 on Iggy mighta rapped about...||+62|
#61 - notafunnyguy (04/22/2016) [-]
because shes not good on top. and if youve had this problem with multiple women, its because none of them were good on top.
a girl on top who goes up and down and they're basically stiff the whole time, thats an amateur girl on top.
a girl who rides you and is bouncing, grinding, using her hips/waist to move her and not her whole body, thats a girl whos fucking you with talent and will get you off every time.
i know its a surprise for some guys who still need a bit more experience, but girls can be bad in bed too.
#54 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
LMAO people on fj implying they have sex, your hand isn't a she silly fj'r
#50 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
if you want to feel shit, try sticking it in the other hole, bro.
#42 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
She ain't gonna let you pull out.
#35 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
Are you borderline retarded?
#66 - longtimecasual (04/22/2016) [-]
When I saw that pic I just assumed whoever posted it was making fun of those two people for any number of reasons. But it went the completely opposite way and you proudly claim that it's a pic of yourself and your girl. And that's just depressing.
Although, what kind of person can we really expect to get with a name like 'sexwithyourwife.' And unless you grew up in the ghetto you should have more respect for yourself and your woman than to call her a bitch. But by the looks of her, she visits the brothers in the ghetto quite often.
#68 - sexwithyourwife (04/22/2016) [-]
#56 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
You both look like you make horrible decisions and care to much about your looks nigha
#14 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
Shes only seen women on top in porn.
Your pee pee is smaller than a porn star.
Shes not good at it because not enough practice.
Grind, not bounce.
#11 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
Ok so if she doesn't know what she is doing you either feel nothing or it becomes painfull over time . Let her squat over you with her knees directly over your waist , this makes the pelvic muscle flex when she goes up and down . you might need to help her if she isnt super fit and brace yourself it is tight and you might not make it [small][small]
#10 - Nahyon (04/21/2016) [-]
I mean I enjoy that hell a lot ( ya know, just the looks of it, the situation ) but somehow not necessarily for the reason what my dick feels ? is it the condom, or the position ? I mean it's most likely depending on her skill/movement on you but it's definitely different when you're doing it yourself.
#8 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
You've just had shit women in bed
#7 - deutschblut (04/21/2016) [-]
I am not promiscuous, but have enough experience to know that women are either incapable of being on top, or there must be some special university degree that is first required to learn it...
I think it is just not the natural/optimal way. Honestly, what animal has the female doing the work? Besides that, there are certain muscles in the "thrusting" that seem to be necessary for coitus/sensation.
#38 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
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