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imalex

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: DJ 4DM1N
Youtube Channel: youtube.com/mistrvertexz
Consoles Owned: pc
Video Games Played: DayZ, Skyrim, EuroTruck, KSP, Gran Turismo 5
X-box Gamertag: xbox blew up
Interests: cars, drifting, racing, engines, bmws, ferraris, air traffic controlling
Date Signed Up:10/30/2012
Last Login:2/26/2015
Location:norway
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#9938
Highest Content Rank:#32
Highest Comment Rank:#595
Content Thumbs: 81234 total,  90772 ,  9538
Comment Thumbs: 6250 total,  7802 ,  1552
Content Level Progress: 56.59% (566/1000)
Level 280 Content: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 281 Content: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Comment Level Progress: 66% (66/100)
Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:4
Content Views:3045812
Times Content Favorited:5092 times
Total Comments Made:2499
FJ Points:86562
I am a nordic master race,
subscribe me on youtube:)

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latest user's comments

#25 - he's 10 but the writer is probably 40 02/25/2015 on Breakups +1
#26 - transformation tuesday, went from having a lovely marriage and… 02/25/2015 on Unified Black Entertainment... +7
#56 - typical muslim behavior  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on imalex's profile 0
#57 - captainsweden (02/25/2015) [-]
Seriously bro, i will fucking stomp your head in like the retarded fucking queer you are.
#54 - rich aryan norwegian you call me a ********* …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2015 on imalex's profile 0
User avatar #55 - captainsweden (02/25/2015) [-]
Damn bro i should just stomp your shitty norwiecuck skull in like you deserve you fucking autist.
User avatar #56 - imalex (02/25/2015) [-]
typical muslim behavior
#57 - captainsweden (02/25/2015) [-]
Seriously bro, i will fucking stomp your head in like the retarded fucking queer you are.
#376 - the fact that nutella exists was one of the few things keeping… 02/24/2015 on Feels 0
#373 - Picture 02/24/2015 on Feels +1
#83 - wouldnt it be ******* sick if kim jong un was shr…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Kim Jong was always an expert. +3
User avatar #85 - stuffinacan (02/24/2015) [-]
Why are you calling admin fat??
User avatar #84 - thispuckingguy (02/24/2015) [-]
YOU mean admin??
#52 - swedish filth calling me a pussy hah, like it even matters  [+] (5 new replies) 02/24/2015 on imalex's profile 0
User avatar #53 - captainsweden (02/24/2015) [-]
Fucking kill yourself you norweigan shitstain.
#54 - imalex (02/25/2015) [-]
rich aryan norwegian
you call me a shitstain but im guessing your skin looks like a shitstain
User avatar #55 - captainsweden (02/25/2015) [-]
Damn bro i should just stomp your shitty norwiecuck skull in like you deserve you fucking autist.
User avatar #56 - imalex (02/25/2015) [-]
typical muslim behavior
#57 - captainsweden (02/25/2015) [-]
Seriously bro, i will fucking stomp your head in like the retarded fucking queer you are.
#50 - id rather not due to it being a controversial opinion  [+] (7 new replies) 02/24/2015 on imalex's profile 0
User avatar #51 - captainsweden (02/24/2015) [-]
Fucking pussy.
#52 - imalex (02/24/2015) [-]
swedish filth calling me a pussy

hah, like it even matters
User avatar #53 - captainsweden (02/24/2015) [-]
Fucking kill yourself you norweigan shitstain.
#54 - imalex (02/25/2015) [-]
rich aryan norwegian
you call me a shitstain but im guessing your skin looks like a shitstain
User avatar #55 - captainsweden (02/25/2015) [-]
Damn bro i should just stomp your shitty norwiecuck skull in like you deserve you fucking autist.
User avatar #56 - imalex (02/25/2015) [-]
typical muslim behavior
#57 - captainsweden (02/25/2015) [-]
Seriously bro, i will fucking stomp your head in like the retarded fucking queer you are.
#2565 - Well.... I am alex so... 02/24/2015 on Why did you pick that... 0

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User avatar #48 to #47 - imalex ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
indeed, he did nothing wrong, just trying to keep the filth away from our country
#49 to #48 - captainsweden (02/24/2015) [-]
Yeah say that irl you ******* pussy
User avatar #50 to #49 - imalex ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
id rather not due to it being a controversial opinion
#52 to #51 - imalex ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
swedish filth calling me a pussy

hah, like it even matters
User avatar #53 to #52 - captainsweden (02/24/2015) [-]
******* kill yourself you norweigan ********* .
#54 to #53 - imalex ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
rich aryan norwegian
you call me a ********* but im guessing your skin looks like a *********
User avatar #55 to #54 - captainsweden (02/25/2015) [-]
Damn bro i should just stomp your ****** norwiecuck skull in like you deserve you ******* autist.
User avatar #56 to #55 - imalex ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
typical muslim behavior
#57 to #56 - captainsweden (02/25/2015) [-]
Seriously bro, i will 						*******					 stomp your head in like the retarded 						*******					 queer you are.
Seriously bro, i will ******* stomp your head in like the retarded ******* queer you are.
User avatar #42 - alicorn (08/12/2014) [-]
Somebody else here who likes GT, and he lifts

Nice dude
User avatar #43 to #42 - imalex ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Gran Turismo?

if so well i dont play that anymore.. they closed the ****** multiplayer -.-
so if i want to play it i have to buy a ps4 and gt6.. hellna..
User avatar #44 to #43 - alicorn (08/12/2014) [-]
Dude, gt6 is for the ps3. It's only like 39 bucks now

You should totally get it, it's miles ahead of gt5 everything about it is better
User avatar #45 to #44 - imalex ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
yeah well ill think about it.. i personally like forza better since im more into drifting but them again i dont have an xbox anymore..
User avatar #46 to #45 - alicorn (08/13/2014) [-]
forza is pretty good, sounds are much better but I like gt's overall feel when driving

This site has some pretty good drift tunes if you consider getting it

www.team-shmo.com/GT6Main/drift.php
User avatar #37 - jorgemaster (04/29/2013) [-]
nice Youtube. Subbed
User avatar #38 to #37 - imalex ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
thanks!:D
more skyrim coming :3
User avatar #39 to #38 - jorgemaster (04/29/2013) [-]
by the way, do you use thoose fj points?
I'ts just what I need to be able to make demigods
User avatar #40 to #39 - imalex ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
i really dont understand what fj points are you used for..
User avatar #41 to #40 - jorgemaster (04/29/2013) [-]
I need 200k to use my scrolls :)
They are not worth much tbh. But I suck at posting content :)
User avatar #29 - lordartan (01/11/2013) [-]
can i share this in other sites?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4360277/At+the+bar/
User avatar #30 to #29 - imalex ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
yup
User avatar #31 to #30 - lordartan (01/11/2013) [-]
thanks bro
User avatar #32 to #31 - imalex ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
bw subscribe me?:)
User avatar #33 to #32 - lordartan (01/11/2013) [-]
ok no problem
User avatar #22 - mrallex ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Hi Alex! I'm Alex. nice to meet you!
User avatar #23 to #22 - imalex ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Hi Alex!. Nice to meet you to

-Sincerely Alex
User avatar #24 to #23 - mrallex ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
So Alex. what'ya do today? anything interesting?
User avatar #25 to #24 - imalex ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
oh nothing, school, ate some food had a proteinshake nothing much really.

How about you Alex?
User avatar #26 to #25 - mrallex ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
WOAH what a Coincidence! I ate some food too today!

We have a lot in common Alex.

what are you doin' this evening?

User avatar #27 to #26 - imalex ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
have some more food! then sleep

you Alex?
User avatar #28 to #27 - mrallex ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
well Alex, I just ate a sammich. was pretty good. gonna make some homework and then sleepytime for me too.

User avatar #7 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
So I'm pretty bored ''Alex'' and I was thinking... I'm going to figure out who you are, where you live, and all of your info, but I got into a little problem. You posted earlier a picture of a graveyard, and someone found the picture on ''VG'' and you said that you sent it in, and it says that the one who sent it in was Kent Skibstad who lives in Sandnes, but you're FJ name and info tells me you are one ''Alex'' so enlighten me ''Alex'', what is your true identity, Alex or Kent? Yes I know I'm a creep, and I am typing in english just to make you more terrified.
and no I will not rape you, calm down.
User avatar #8 to #7 - imalex ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
***** bare me funnyjunk å sa de var mitt hhaha

User avatar #9 to #8 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
aha! jævel ass :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - imalex ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
:p
User avatar #11 to #10 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
I will figure this **** out... just wait alex... just wait... helmsgaard.
User avatar #13 to #11 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
AHA! alex helmsgård, varhaug, født 11.mai 1997 født på bryne
User avatar #12 to #11 - imalex ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
du harjo navne mitt..
User avatar #15 to #12 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
fornavnet mitt rimer på nuben, og etternavnet mitt rimer på tatsen, (bare den første bokstaven som er forskjellig på begge ''navnene'') pb på facebook er meg i en kjole, GO!
User avatar #16 to #15 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
nei faen det var feil, tatsen har 2 bokstaver som er forskjellige fra etternavnet mitt, jeg veit jeg maser men jeg kjeder meg!!!
User avatar #14 to #12 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
din tur
User avatar #18 to #14 - imalex ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
ka du hette då -__-
User avatar #19 to #18 - runeception (01/07/2013) [-]
fornavnet mitt rimer på nuben, og etternavnet rimer på tatsen, bytt t'ene med M og D
User avatar #20 to #19 - imalex ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
ruben madsen?
User avatar #21 to #20 - runeception (01/07/2013) [-]
damn you good
#17 to #14 - imalex ONLINE Comment deleted by imalex [-]
#6 - imadethistopost ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
i hear you think that enlisting means dying at the hands of a Muslim, **** you.
User avatar #1 - greatgatsby (11/01/2012) [-]
take down that C&H post or you will get banned....


just warning ya
User avatar #2 to #1 - imalex ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
wheres my ban at?
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