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i used to lie on the internet sometimes when i was younger, so if you knew me before 2012, i might have bullshitted you about something. speaking of which, ignore the username, i made the account when i was a kid and an idiot. i generally don't like to talk trash about anyone.

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gg ezi better luck next time fukboi
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#212 - thelamastone (8 hours ago) [-]
le no regretti
#234 - imagnetsux (8 hours ago) [-]
very well. we shall have a tie.
#252 - thelamastone (8 hours ago) [-]
gg ezi better luck next time fukboi
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#199 - imagnetsux (8 hours ago) [-]
a winner will be you
#212 - thelamastone (8 hours ago) [-]
le no regretti
#234 - imagnetsux (8 hours ago) [-]
very well. we shall have a tie.
#252 - thelamastone (8 hours ago) [-]
gg ezi better luck next time fukboi
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a winner will be you
#212 - thelamastone (8 hours ago) [-]
le no regretti
#234 - imagnetsux (8 hours ago) [-]
very well. we shall have a tie.
#252 - thelamastone (8 hours ago) [-]
gg ezi better luck next time fukboi
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User avatar #1663 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Another reason I got in trouble at school:

I went to a really small school, like 150 people. It was for all the pregnant, drug addicted low life people but the teachers actually taught people stuff. I was in calculus and trigonometry there, so just because the people were scum.. The school wasn't. It was cool, because there was a smoking break in the morning and during lunch there was an area to smoke as well.

There wasn't a lunch room, so we ate our food where ever we felt like it. One day I was sitting with two of my friends and one of their girlfriends she was a massive cunt nugget . I was already having a ****** day and my buddy's girlfriend just starts bitching at me for something. I hit my fist against my lunch tray and just so happened to connect it with a mountain of mashed potatoes. The potatoes went flying everywhere, somehow missing my two buddies, but covering his girlfriend in mashed taters. It landed all over the walls, tables and even the ceiling.

Seconds later the teacher walked in and thought we had a food fight. She was a space case of an English teacher and our only punishment was to clean it up. I can accurately quote her on saying "When I was your age, we had food fights at least twice a week. Kids will be kids."
User avatar #1787 to #1663 - imagnetsux (08/25/2015) [-]
alright
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Yeh, sorry. I hate facebook.
User avatar #1789 to #1788 - imagnetsux (08/25/2015) [-]
it's fine
User avatar #1790 to #1789 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
So what are you up to today? Besides all of this contemplation?
User avatar #1791 to #1790 - imagnetsux (08/25/2015) [-]
not much. just woke up a few hours ago.
User avatar #1792 to #1791 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Ah, brb. Gotta test something in black and white,
User avatar #1793 to #1792 - imagnetsux (08/25/2015) [-]
alrighty
User avatar #1794 to #1793 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
I ruined everything somehow.
User avatar #1795 to #1794 - imagnetsux (08/25/2015) [-]
that's about how my life feels right now lol
User avatar #1796 to #1795 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
I was trying to create a mod for the creature to turn him evil or good by interacting with him a certain way. But it didn't work and now the creature is about 9000 stories tall
User avatar #1797 to #1796 - imagnetsux (08/25/2015) [-]
sounds like one hilarious mistake
User avatar #1798 to #1797 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
he also lost interactivity :/
User avatar #1799 to #1798 - imagnetsux (08/25/2015) [-]
that sucks :/
User avatar #1800 to #1799 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Sorry, I went outside with the kids.
User avatar #1801 to #1800 - imagnetsux (08/25/2015) [-]
it's cool.
User avatar #1802 to #1801 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Are you good? My wife just quit her job so I'm thinking about going to sleep.
User avatar #1803 to #1802 - imagnetsux (08/25/2015) [-]
alright go ahead i'll be here when you wake up
User avatar #1740 to #1663 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
i sincerely apologize for the fact that this seems to happen to me around the same time every single ******* morning, but i kinda feel like **** again.
User avatar #1780 to #1740 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
I've been kicked out of 4 different highschools, I'm not the one to judge.
User avatar #1781 to #1780 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
it's good to have a person can tell stuff to who won't judge. last year wasn't the best time in my life. occasionally i would have a breakdown and sometimes i would be in front of a teacher. i really do regret the way i acted. but lately i think that they've been being extra rough with me because of what i did in the past.
User avatar #1782 to #1781 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
*that i can tell stuff to
User avatar #1783 to #1782 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, I understand
User avatar #1784 to #1783 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
But hey, they're teachers.. Not employers,
User avatar #1785 to #1784 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
thanks for letting me get that of my chest.
User avatar #1786 to #1785 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
You're welcome
User avatar #1760 to #1740 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
pick me up? What is that, Chinese take-out?
User avatar #1761 to #1760 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
it means something to cheer you up.
User avatar #1762 to #1761 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
Well, Chinese take out makes me happy..
User avatar #1763 to #1762 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
me too lol.
User avatar #1764 to #1763 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
******* chocolate chip granola bars..

I gave my son one, and then my daughter demanded one.
Then my mom called and asked why I didn't pack any for my oldest daughter she's going to Washington DC with my parents
User avatar #1765 to #1764 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
treats are essential when traveling with children, lol.
#1766 to #1765 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
My next content, enjoy the lol before any other FJer
User avatar #1769 to #1768 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
I thought it was funny
User avatar #1770 to #1769 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
it sure was. great idea for pranks.
User avatar #1771 to #1770 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
Make a bunch of them with your class mate's faces and hide them around school on the first day.
User avatar #1772 to #1771 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
might as well put mine into the mix and just leave with them for the day as soon as they're all planted. i don't think i have the guts to do that though. which is exactly what a head in a jar would say if it could talk
User avatar #1773 to #1772 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
leave with the classmates whose faces i used and skip school that is
User avatar #1774 to #1773 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
It's a good way to start the year off,
User avatar #1775 to #1774 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
yeah but i think the principal is out to get me lol
User avatar #1776 to #1775 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
Whyso?
User avatar #1777 to #1776 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
let's just say last year was not the best.
User avatar #1778 to #1777 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
Well.. Don't feel too bad.. My principles didn't like me either
User avatar #1779 to #1778 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
good to know you're not judging me for getting in trouble.
User avatar #1741 to #1740 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
<3

You're not a morning person, neither am I.. But I just don't get to sleep.
User avatar #1742 to #1741 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
What's bugging you today?
User avatar #1743 to #1742 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
same **** as usual.thanks for being understanding, and sorry for taking a few minutes to reply, i didnt see it right away
User avatar #1744 to #1743 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
Nah, ****** . It's fine. So, just feel'n down again?
User avatar #1745 to #1744 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
yeah and i felt like talking to you might make me feel a little less lonely and sad.
User avatar #1746 to #1745 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
You're never alone if you own an entire internet
User avatar #1747 to #1746 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
that's true. thanks for reminding me.
User avatar #1748 to #1747 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
Today, Raven is wearing penguins. She wanted me to tell you that.
User avatar #1749 to #1748 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
yay, penguins! kids are so cute.
User avatar #1750 to #1749 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
We definately named her correctly. She loves all and every animal.

Her first and middle name are/is: Raven Fox
User avatar #1751 to #1750 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
she sounds like such a wonderful little girl. you're lucky. was this the same kid that asked me if i had a regular shaped head? 'cause that really made me laugh.
User avatar #1752 to #1751 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
Raven is my 2 year old. That was Dea.

her first and both middle names is Dea Pravus-Brady
User avatar #1753 to #1752 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
ah ok. i thought you said your 2 year old didn't talk.
User avatar #1754 to #1753 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
She points and clicks. It's hard, but she makes herself heard.
User avatar #1755 to #1754 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
that's cute. and the names are cute too.
User avatar #1756 to #1755 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
So what's up?
User avatar #1757 to #1756 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
not much. just hanging out talking to you.
User avatar #1758 to #1757 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
Lucky, I wish I could talk to me.
User avatar #1759 to #1758 - imagnetsux (08/19/2015) [-]
it can make for a pretty good pick-me-up.
User avatar #1699 to #1663 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
it's no use hiding it, i need your help again.
User avatar #1719 to #1699 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
Comment train ran out, I added you though.
User avatar #1721 to #1720 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
Something important to point out.. My wife is a very jealous person.
User avatar #1722 to #1721 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
got it, i'll stick to messaging you on here mostly cause it doesn't look like she snoops on your fj very often.
User avatar #1723 to #1722 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
Oh she does, but it's coolio.
User avatar #1724 to #1723 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
ah ok cool. well thanks for everything.
User avatar #1725 to #1724 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
Yeah haha

So, you have any plans for the day?
User avatar #1726 to #1725 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
just the usual stuff, mostly just gonna be hanging out on here or playing some games.
User avatar #1727 to #1726 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
Do you have a steam?
User avatar #1728 to #1727 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
i have one, but i havent bought any games on it yet. if there's something you wanna play with me could see about getting it some time.
User avatar #1729 to #1728 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
I hardly use it. It's just nice to see when a friend starts playing a game I have so I can join them or what ever.
User avatar #1730 to #1729 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
ah ok. i use origin to download my games.
User avatar #1731 to #1730 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
What type of games do you play?
User avatar #1732 to #1731 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
mostly casual stuff like the sims 3, and a browser RPG called kingsroad. haven't been on that one in awhile though.
User avatar #1733 to #1732 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
I like most game types,
User avatar #1734 to #1733 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
i like stuff that's not too hard. mega casual here xD
User avatar #1735 to #1734 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
That's what she said, limp dicks turned her on more than she knew why.. But she didn't care.
User avatar #1738 to #1735 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
well i have an errand to run, talk to you later
User avatar #1739 to #1738 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
Bye bud,
User avatar #1737 to #1735 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
she should date a republican senator
User avatar #1700 to #1699 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
its not an emergency so if youre busy or asleep it's cool.
User avatar #1701 to #1700 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
I was away from my key board. The school board is looking at my child.. So yeahhh
User avatar #1702 to #1701 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
nothing wrong i hope?
User avatar #1703 to #1702 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
My two year old doesn't talk, so people say that she's off. She's fine really.. But school systems say otherwise.
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
we all learn things at a different pace. i was reading at age 3, but my handwriting still isn't up to par. give her time, she'll be talking when she's ready.
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
Yeah I know, what's the matter?
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
just another ******* awful flashback. i messaged eggsontoast and we talked for awhile before he went to bed, so i'm feeling a bit better now. admittedly i'm still glad you showed up.
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
I can't sleep until my wife gets home from work in another 6 hours, so I'll be here
User avatar #1708 to #1707 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
thanks, it really makes me feel better just to know there's someone there that cares. i'm kinda stuck for a topic though. what should we talk about?
User avatar #1709 to #1708 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
So my wife had asked me what the people from the school board had said, so I replied buttmunch disease. She said "No, really.." so I insisted once more on buttmunch disease. She said "come on be serious," and I said "I am being serious, it's buttmunch disease."

That went on for two minutes until she finally said "Oh.. What is that?"
"It's a disease where she likes sniffing farts"
She no longer believed me that it was buttmunch disease.
User avatar #1710 to #1709 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
you're one of the funniest people i've ever met.
User avatar #1711 to #1710 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
That's probably a lie.

But other people have said that before, it's always nice to hear people say I'm funny.
User avatar #1712 to #1711 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
i think you're hilarious. stupid-ish jokes like that always seem to cheer me up.
User avatar #1713 to #1712 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
Stupid-ish jokes are just intelligent enough to be unexpected

So what are you up to today?
User avatar #1714 to #1713 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
not much, just got up a few hours ago.
User avatar #1715 to #1714 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
Lucky,
User avatar #1716 to #1715 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
first thing i really did was get on here and then write that comment after a while, thanks for helping me start my day.
User avatar #1717 to #1716 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
You're welcome

I tried finding you on facebook, but to no avail. Funny word of the day, bequeath.. It's pronounced as be-queef. Use it at least 5 times today.
User avatar #1718 to #1717 - imagnetsux (08/18/2015) [-]
www.facebook.com/frannie.davies.391 oh and i looked it up, according to google "bequeath" is pronounced like it looks, and i was about to look really silly xD
User avatar #1683 to #1663 - imagnetsux (08/17/2015) [-]
kinda feeling like i need some company again tonight. sorry if i'm bothering you.
User avatar #1684 to #1683 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
I'm going to be leaving for work shortly, can you call me in about half an hour? Until then I can reply on here
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - imagnetsux (08/17/2015) [-]
sure i can call then. nothing new happened, i'm just feeling a little under the weather and need someone to talk me through it. i'm sure you understand.
User avatar #1686 to #1685 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeh, I understand. Talking to you makes me feel better as well. Sometimes I don't know how I feel, until talking to you makes me feel better.

It's just a nice, actual conversation which is hard to find with a lot of other people.
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - imagnetsux (08/17/2015) [-]
i'm glad i can help you feel better. i have to admit, subconsciously i was kind of paranoid that you were thinking "when will this whiny cunt lighten up?"
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Nah, you're good company
User avatar #1690 to #1688 - imagnetsux (08/17/2015) [-]
thanks, so are you. you help me vent which sometimes is hard for me, and you know how to cheer me up with conversation and funny stories. there are times when i don't exactly know what to say to continue a conversation with someone, but we always seem to find something to talk about until i feel a little better.
User avatar #1691 to #1690 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Good

So, what have you been up to lately? Starting school soon?
User avatar #1692 to #1691 - imagnetsux (08/17/2015) [-]
i still have a few more weeks, so i got that going for me. when it does start, i hope you can help me make it through the year alive.
#1693 to #1692 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
I'll be here,

better take some of my friends to help though,
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - imagnetsux (08/17/2015) [-]
that cup of coffee looks so happy.
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
I like the bottom left guy. He's a laugh riot.
User avatar #1696 to #1695 - imagnetsux (08/17/2015) [-]
some of these look like they've seen some **** , lol.
User avatar #1697 to #1696 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
I'm about out, give me a call when you can.
User avatar #1698 to #1697 - imagnetsux (08/17/2015) [-]
ok i'll call in a few minutes
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
I just hope that what I have to say helps you feel better,
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - imagnetsux (08/15/2015) [-]
that's so funny. i can just imagine her getting covered in ****** school food.
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
I have a whole list of reasons why I got in trouble in school.

One time, a fatty blacky girl kept calling me and my buddy long haired crackers, so I pointed out the fact that the term cracker came from slave ownership.
I got suspended for that.

The school I went to tried being incredibly politically correct (Like how I got a two week suspension for "inciting someone to slap me" when she only got two days.)
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - imagnetsux (08/15/2015) [-]
if tumblr SJWs founded a high school.
User avatar #1667 to #1666 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
They were all really religious as well. They would always talk about their religious views and I'd sit there and say "Hey, can you avoid talking about this?" and they'd keep on going. So I'd blurt out the fact that I'm antitheistic and I didn't want to hear it.. People would actually give me death threats.

A buddy of mine was in class with one of those people after I said it and the guy goes "God, **** Taran. I want to kick his ass." so my buddy responded by saying "Why, because he doesn't think the same way as you?"

I know religion is a touchy subject to bring up with you, because my preferences differ.. But they were assholes about it, you're not and I try not to be either.
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - imagnetsux (08/15/2015) [-]
it's not the subject itself that bothers me, it's disrespectful stuff, like that "christian science fact comp" that was intentionally left blank.
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
I try not to offend people on that subject but sometimes I forget the difference between complete audience and target audience, I'd be ignorant to say that what I think is better than anyone else's beliefs.

Basically, I try to make the funny, funny for everyone.
User avatar #1670 to #1669 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
sometimes I fail though :/
User avatar #1672 to #1670 - imagnetsux (08/15/2015) [-]
you do a pretty good job most of the time. and that time you offended me, it really helped to see you apologize. not gonna lie, i kinda needed to talk to someone today. im glad you showed up.
User avatar #1673 to #1672 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
I was at work, remembering things from high school. You seemed to like the two stories I told you, so I wanted to share another with you.
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - imagnetsux (08/15/2015) [-]
well thanks, you helped get me out of a pretty bad place
User avatar #1675 to #1674 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
What's the matter? If you don't mind me asking,
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - imagnetsux (08/15/2015) [-]
i got issues man. a lot of bad **** has happened in mylife. sometimes i just wake up feeling this sense of dread and doom like nothing you've ever imagined. the weird thing is that i actually feel guilty for feeling this way.
User avatar #1677 to #1676 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
****** , the only thing here doomed is your funny bone.
ill timed? Humor helps me through a lot of things..

I feel the same way often too, I once had a dream that I murdered a person in cold blood and it took me a few moments of screaming and cussing to realize it was a dream. That was an off day..
User avatar #1678 to #1677 - imagnetsux (08/15/2015) [-]
jokes are always nice. idk exactly how it works but when i laugh i can sorta feel the bad energy leaving my body and being replaced with a calm feeling, which is something i desperately need during one of those episodes.
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Why did the girl not help her boyfriend?

She like, literally couldn't even right then
User avatar #1681 to #1680 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
A drunk and his two drunken friends walk into a bar,

The sober people walk around it
User avatar #1682 to #1681 - imagnetsux (08/15/2015) [-]
looks like they were barred from further shenanigans
User avatar #1671 to #1670 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
and I will never stop apologizing to you for that post.

Sorry
User avatar #1587 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
You okay today? Need to talk?
User avatar #1652 to #1587 - imagnetsux (08/11/2015) [-]
hey, how you doing today? i have good news and bad news. the good news is that a few days ago the friend who sent me that nasty message apologized and we made up. the bad news is he's not on his computer right now and i feel kinda lonely. you know how i get sometimes. i need cheering up tonight.
User avatar #1655 to #1652 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Sorry, I was asleeping before my wife had to go to work.

That's great news! And not exactly bad news, but it's not a good thing that you're lonely.
User avatar #1656 to #1655 - imagnetsux (08/11/2015) [-]
nope. im feeling a bit better now though.
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Great How are things otherwise?
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - imagnetsux (08/11/2015) [-]
pretty good at the moment. you?
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Tired, but essentially well.

What exactly did your buddy say while apologizing?
User avatar #1660 to #1659 - imagnetsux (08/11/2015) [-]
he said he was having some issues and that he wrongly took his anger out on me and that he was very sorry for what he did to me. he seemed to really regret his behavior. i don't think it's gonna happen again.
User avatar #1661 to #1660 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Thats really cool jazz that he had the balls to do so
User avatar #1662 to #1661 - imagnetsux (08/11/2015) [-]
yeah it really is
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - imagnetsux (08/11/2015) [-]
again if you don't respond i'll have to wait till my mom wakes up to call you.
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - imagnetsux (08/11/2015) [-]
whatever, i'll be ok
User avatar #1628 to #1587 - imagnetsux (08/05/2015) [-]
i can't call cause my mom's asleep
User avatar #1630 to #1628 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
Sorry, you caught me on one of those rare occasions when I was sleeping. You okay? Still need help?
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - imagnetsux (08/05/2015) [-]
yes, i still feel kinda sad.
User avatar #1632 to #1631 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
Well, I figured that Frannie was your real name, because of when you've texted me in the past.

"Also you smoke weed, drugs are bad. Even the natural ones."

I don't even smoke rope and I think that sounds asinine. But I'm sorry that the person meant something to you, then pulled **** like that.. It sucks :/
User avatar #1633 to #1632 - imagnetsux (08/05/2015) [-]
yeah it really does. i guess i'm lucky i have more than one person i can trust like that, because when someone you trust reveals themself to be a ****** person, it really hurts to be alone after that.
User avatar #1634 to #1633 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
I've been lucky. I don't have many friends, but the ones I do have.. Have never pulled anything like this.

How long have you known the person?
User avatar #1635 to #1634 - imagnetsux (08/05/2015) [-]
we met a couple weeks ago playing cards against humanity, it hast been very long, so i guess i should't consider it a major loss, but it still hurts.
User avatar #1636 to #1635 - imagnetsux (08/05/2015) [-]
what really stings is that this isn't the first time something like this has happened, from my dad to my ex to my other friend and now this. what's wrong with me that people keep leaving me?
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
If you ask me, nothing is wrong with you. I like you, you're a pretty groovy cat. If people don't want to talk to me, that's fine... Because if people don't want to talk to me, that's how I know that I don't want to talk to them.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - imagnetsux (08/05/2015) [-]
thank you for saying that. i kind of feel like a ****** person right now and it's good to know you think otherwise. and you're right. i don't like people who behave like this. i just wish it was easier to tell them apart from nice people before they hurt you.
#1639 to #1638 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
Many spend their whole lives trying to sort through the people they know and figure out their true nature.
#1644 to #1639 - imagnetsux (08/05/2015) [-]
saw this, reminded me of that person but in a way that made me laugh at the whole thing
User avatar #1641 to #1639 - imagnetsux (08/05/2015) [-]
as sad as i was, that pic still made me laugh. you're great.
User avatar #1642 to #1641 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
I thought it was good,
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - imagnetsux (08/05/2015) [-]
now i wonder what context that sign could possibly be used in and still be considered suitable for TV.
#1645 to #1643 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
Stan's face..
User avatar #1647 to #1646 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link

If you wanna watch the episode,
User avatar #1649 to #1647 - imagnetsux (08/05/2015) [-]
well, i got some stuff i gotta do, i'll watch it later, and i'll let you get back to reposting. thanks for everything.
User avatar #1648 to #1647 - imagnetsux (08/05/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #1650 to #1648 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
You're welcome. You feeling a bit better?
User avatar #1651 to #1650 - imagnetsux (08/05/2015) [-]
yep, a lot better.
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
Oh, I figured that you'd like this. I was watching American Dad and saw this
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - imagnetsux (08/05/2015) [-]
oh well, i was planning to wait till she woke up so i could talk, then call you. but im getting tired so ill talk to you later.
#1626 to #1587 - imagnetsux (08/05/2015) [-]
my friend cut off contact with me last night and this was the message he sent. i guess it's my fault but these seem like ****** excuses to leave a person. needless to say im feeling pretty lonely right now. i briefly thought about dying, it just hurt so much. so many people have left me and this is one more. but no ******* way. Frannie Davies oh yeah and thats my name is not a quitter.
#1616 to #1587 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
so someone just said this to me. regardless of if you agree with it or not it kind of hurt me to be seen that way by another person.
User avatar #1617 to #1616 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
My great grandmother sees a therapist twice weekly. I don't think having problems doesn't make you an adult.. It separates the plastic people from the flesh and blood.
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
that's kind of what i think. sometimes i wonder how other people can be ok all the time and i think some of them are faking it.
User avatar #1623 to #1618 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
nearly 1k thumbs. Congrats
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - imagnetsux (07/28/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
yw
User avatar #1619 to #1618 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
A lot of people do fake it.

You have three masks,
the mask you put on for everyone,
the mask you put of for friends,
and the mask you put of for boyfriends/girlfriends

You don't need a mask for yourself, you already know what's going on. But some people who think like that person cut holes in a paper bag and tried to create a mask for themselves.. Because their version of being an adult is based off of observations, not their own inner-reality.
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
but you can't hide from yourself, the mask just makes it darker.
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
That's why the plastic people usually break down.
User avatar #1588 to #1587 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
im really not. my mom is bitching at me and a million other things are wrong. im sorry for being so weak.
User avatar #1589 to #1588 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Never be sorry for having a weakness. Never.. Never, never, never.
My brother is going through a **** ton right now, some of which is my biggest fear. He keeps his head up high and says "This too shall pass." I admire that, if I ever have to face what he's going through, I'm going to look back and say "This too shall pass" and pray that I can work on my weakness and create an inner strength from it.

When you start feeling like this, please know that it's important to me that you talk through it with someone, if it's me or someone else.. Just as long as you feel the funny on funnyjunk.
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
thank you. thank you so much. it means a lot to me to hear that you care. i'll try to stop hesitating to open my friend list and message you.
User avatar #1591 to #1590 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Friends list? Just open your notifications, haaaa.

What is she upset about?
User avatar #1592 to #1591 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
it's my fault really. couldn't sleep, went on fj, laughed a little too loud, and woke her up. now she wont go back to bed or leave me alone
User avatar #1593 to #1592 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Obladi, oblada.. Life goes on.

Most life advice I have came from the Beatles.. Sorry. But I know that feel, I play the drums and when I lived with my parents, I'd tap the drums with a single fnger while listening to music, wake up my step father, get my ass kicked and all that good stuff... I know exactly what you mean.
User avatar #1622 to #1593 - advice (07/27/2015) [-]
just scream at him saying he's "the man" now and that his generation of punk is dead. that usually makes them go through a mid-life crisis
User avatar #1594 to #1593 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
i don't want to bother her but i get really scared at night and i can't just lie there and wait for morning to come before doing something fun to take care of myself and cheer myself up, you know?
User avatar #1595 to #1594 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
I know exactly how you feel. That's why I got a night time job,
User avatar #1596 to #1595 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
talking it out a little really is helping. i dont know why i cover up when love is what i need most right now.
User avatar #1597 to #1596 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
I'm glad I can help you talk it out,
User avatar #1598 to #1597 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
i just feel so lonely sometimes. i know 95% of the world has probably said that at some point, but it's just so deep and painful. i'm kind of an idiot for not bothering you sooner.
User avatar #1599 to #1598 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Got any qt3.14's you're after?

Being lonely together with someone is best,
User avatar #1600 to #1599 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
i have a bf im a chick, not a gay dude but it's long distance so he can't be with me tonight
User avatar #1601 to #1600 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
You know.. I never knew you were a female. Huh.
Nothing you've ever commented has ever suggested as such I guess.

Do you have any close friends that can chill? Even if you're not talking about depressing things to a person.. It does help just being around a person.
User avatar #1602 to #1601 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
i have an even bigger anxiety problem with asking ppl to hang out than i do with messaging online and idk if theyd even show up but i can try calling one of my friends next time. and if it's 4:30 am like now i'll message you or eggsontoast cause yall are both epic.
#1606 to #1602 - eggsontoast (07/27/2015) [-]
Hell yeah for awesomeness. Metaphysical High-Five!
User avatar #1607 to #1606 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
i think this is the start of a beautiful friendship
User avatar #1609 to #1607 - eggsontoast (07/27/2015) [-]
I agree. However! Ships sink... Can we have a beautiful Friendsub? That **** runs on Nuclear power and I loves me some Nuclear power.
#1612 to #1609 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
we all live in a yellow submarine
#1613 to #1612 - eggsontoast (07/27/2015) [-]
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
User avatar #1603 to #1602 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Yeah nig nug.

Idk, I get anxious when I chill with my best friend and band people. I like to sit in front of the computer for hours on end and I can't do so if people are here or I'm playing music. I gotta wake up my wife and have her get ready for work. I'll be back in ten minutes or so.
User avatar #1605 to #1603 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
ok. and its not so much that im anxious because there are people there its more like i dont quite feel right about calling them and pestering them to take time out of their day to come cheer up poor pathetic me.
User avatar #1608 to #1605 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Well.. Call me up anytime. You still got my number and that texting thing?

If you can't get a hold of me on here, feel free to text me.
User avatar #1614 to #1608 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
ran out of space to reply cool, thanks, its nice to know i can text you or call you
#1615 to #1614 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
I better get back to **** posting. if you need anything, you know what to do.
User avatar #1610 to #1608 - imagnetsux (07/27/2015) [-]
yeah i still have your number. i can text you and i can call you from Google Voice if thats ok. thanks.
User avatar #1611 to #1610 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Yeah. I work pretty often and if I don't have the smarter phone around, I don't check FJ.

User avatar #1604 to #1603 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Having a spouse around really helps with things though.
User avatar #1585 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link

It's a poor audio quality sample with only guitar and bass..

But what do you think so far?
User avatar #1586 to #1585 - imagnetsux (07/19/2015) [-]
sounds like it would sound good in better quality but you're right, that's bad sound, which makes it kinda ear-rapey.
#1584 - imagnetsux (07/18/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll picture*"**
**imagnetsux rolled image** rolling my new profile pic unless its **** or completely sucks
User avatar #1579 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Sorry btw, I hope I didn't offend you.
User avatar #1580 to #1579 - imagnetsux (06/18/2015) [-]
thanks, your apology means a lot to me.
User avatar #1581 to #1580 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Man, I try not to offend people while being funny. But when you're trying to be funny, it's easy to cross some borders that many people don't want you to cross.

As I've said a few times before, I'm not personally religious at all, but I do not want to shake any one's beliefs either. If something works for you, but not me.. Who's to say that I'm any more right than you are.

I try not to stir the debate pot too much on here, because everyone has an opinion and everyone that visits FJ deserves to laugh.
User avatar #1582 to #1581 - imagnetsux (06/18/2015) [-]
maybe try to avoid posts that might trigger me at least until im better
#1578 - imagnetsux (05/31/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1561 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
Since you get bothered every time I post something, I subscribed to you.

blow my **** up
User avatar #1562 to #1561 - imagnetsux (05/09/2015) [-]
I don't post a lot at all, you're in for a disappointment, haha.
User avatar #1563 to #1562 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
Well, I'm sub number 4 than.
User avatar #1564 to #1563 - imagnetsux (05/09/2015) [-]
and I like your posts btw
User avatar #1565 to #1564 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
I always feel bad when I get in a reposting spree..

It must be annoying, I've gone down 35 subscribers since yesterday.
User avatar #1566 to #1565 - imagnetsux (05/09/2015) [-]
well the wall of notifications i woke up to yesterday was kind of a shocker, lol.
User avatar #1567 to #1566 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
What I realize that I should have done...

Make comps with most of that content,
User avatar #1568 to #1567 - imagnetsux (05/09/2015) [-]
random internet comps are always nice
User avatar #1569 to #1568 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
That's why I made comp-comp5 yesterday and they're getting more thumbs (less thumbs per picture, but I feel better about uploading 15 pictures this way)
User avatar #1538 - imagnetsux (03/14/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll rpg name*"**
**imagnetsux rolls Manakel** let's try something
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**imagnetsux used "*roll rpg race*"**
**imagnetsux rolls kobold (reptiallian type humanoid)** im gonna roll a whole character
User avatar #1540 to #1539 - imagnetsux (03/14/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll gender*"**
**imagnetsux rolls Androgyne**
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**imagnetsux used "*roll DD Class*"**
**imagnetsux rolls Paladin (Pal)**
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**imagnetsux used "*roll Martial Melee Weapon*"**
**imagnetsux rolls Pike**
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**imagnetsux used "*roll 2, dogs*"**
**imagnetsux rolls Kuvasz**
**imagnetsux rolls Rhodesian Ridgeback**
User avatar #1545 to #1544 - imagnetsux (03/14/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**imagnetsux rolls Sylveon**
**imagnetsux rolls Floette**
**imagnetsux rolls Lapras**
**imagnetsux rolls Rapidash**
**imagnetsux rolls Audino**
**imagnetsux rolls Carnivine**
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**imagnetsux used "*roll 6, rare items*"**
**imagnetsux rolls Golden Saw**
**imagnetsux rolls Envious Wise Old Dragon**
**imagnetsux rolls Level 3 Normal Slime**
**imagnetsux rolls Mini Robot**
**imagnetsux rolls Butterfly Pasta**
**imagnetsux rolls Super God Gem**
User avatar #1537 - beastkenten ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
testttt
#1532 - keatontheghostfox (01/28/2015) [-]
U have been visited by the spooky Keaton
Gud fortune and rupees will come 2 u
But only if you know how many mailboxes r in clocktown.
User avatar #1533 to #1532 - imagnetsux (01/28/2015) [-]
exactly as many as my mailbox-vandalism record
User avatar #1534 to #1533 - keatontheghostfox (01/28/2015) [-]
For many is that?
User avatar #1536 to #1535 - keatontheghostfox (01/28/2015) [-]
Damn that's a lot
User avatar #1526 - Sewallman ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Guy, I like your comments. They make posting content coolio to know that I have a subscriber that actually views his subscriptions and **** .

Other guys sub'd to me will just thumb a content, but you make comments based on the content and I like that more than any thumb I get.
User avatar #1527 to #1526 - imagnetsux (01/24/2015) [-]
thanks, I only sub people who make good content shout-out to Russian Reversal, beastkenten and ugoboom
User avatar #1530 to #1527 - krystalkitty ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Hello~
User avatar #1529 to #1527 - ugoboom (01/24/2015) [-]
sweet, now I know who 1 out of 248 subscribers is.
User avatar #1528 to #1527 - imagnetsux (01/24/2015) [-]
oh and krystalkitty too.
#1521 - cloudpawtwo (01/23/2015) [-]
It's a bit late, but I deliver.
User avatar #1522 to #1521 - imagnetsux (01/23/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #1523 to #1522 - cloudpawtwo (01/23/2015) [-]
hey man, sorry about bothering you again, but is there a nightmare moon version of my avatar?
User avatar #1524 to #1523 - imagnetsux (01/23/2015) [-]
I don't think I can find one, sorry.
User avatar #1525 to #1524 - cloudpawtwo (01/23/2015) [-]
it's fine, thanks for looking though.
User avatar #1516 - cloudpawtwo (01/18/2015) [-]
our avatars are soulmates
#1518 to #1517 - cloudpawtwo (01/19/2015) [-]
hey, don't mean to bother, but do you know who does these?
or have one of Luna?
User avatar #1520 to #1519 - cloudpawtwo (01/19/2015) [-]
Thanks!

if you like, take a look over here:
funnyjunk.com/I+ve+been+bored/text/5426659/
#1514 - imagnetsux (01/09/2015) [-]
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