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imagnetsux

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Gender: female
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:1/12/2011
Last Login:7/29/2015
Location:Washington State US
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Content Ranking:#6124
Comment Ranking:#448
Highest Content Rank:#6096
Highest Comment Rank:#242
Content Thumbs: 331 total,  502 ,  171
Comment Thumbs: 43602 total,  53224 ,  9622
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 32 Content: Peasant → Level 33 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 40.4% (404/1000)
Level 338 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 339 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:4
Content Views:18636
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:16543
FJ Points:15871
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i used to lie on the internet sometimes when i was younger, so if you knew me before 2012, i might have bullshitted you about something.

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    thank you VERY much, fj. thank you VERY much, fj.
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User avatar #1587 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
You okay today? Need to talk?
#1616 to #1587 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
so someone just said this to me. regardless of if you agree with it or not it kind of hurt me to be seen that way by another person.
User avatar #1617 to #1616 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
My great grandmother sees a therapist twice weekly. I don't think having problems doesn't make you an adult.. It separates the plastic people from the flesh and blood.
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
that's kind of what i think. sometimes i wonder how other people can be ok all the time and i think some of them are faking it.
User avatar #1623 to #1618 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
nearly 1k thumbs. Congrats
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
yw
User avatar #1619 to #1618 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
A lot of people do fake it.

You have three masks,
the mask you put on for everyone,
the mask you put of for friends,
and the mask you put of for boyfriends/girlfriends

You don't need a mask for yourself, you already know what's going on. But some people who think like that person cut holes in a paper bag and tried to create a mask for themselves.. Because their version of being an adult is based off of observations, not their own inner-reality.
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
but you can't hide from yourself, the mask just makes it darker.
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
That's why the plastic people usually break down.
User avatar #1588 to #1587 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
im really not. my mom is bitching at me and a million other things are wrong. im sorry for being so weak.
User avatar #1589 to #1588 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Never be sorry for having a weakness. Never.. Never, never, never.
My brother is going through a **** ton right now, some of which is my biggest fear. He keeps his head up high and says "This too shall pass." I admire that, if I ever have to face what he's going through, I'm going to look back and say "This too shall pass" and pray that I can work on my weakness and create an inner strength from it.

When you start feeling like this, please know that it's important to me that you talk through it with someone, if it's me or someone else.. Just as long as you feel the funny on funnyjunk.
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
thank you. thank you so much. it means a lot to me to hear that you care. i'll try to stop hesitating to open my friend list and message you.
User avatar #1591 to #1590 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Friends list? Just open your notifications, haaaa.

What is she upset about?
User avatar #1592 to #1591 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
it's my fault really. couldn't sleep, went on fj, laughed a little too loud, and woke her up. now she wont go back to bed or leave me alone
User avatar #1593 to #1592 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Obladi, oblada.. Life goes on.

Most life advice I have came from the Beatles.. Sorry. But I know that feel, I play the drums and when I lived with my parents, I'd tap the drums with a single fnger while listening to music, wake up my step father, get my ass kicked and all that good stuff... I know exactly what you mean.
User avatar #1622 to #1593 - advice (07/27/2015) [-]
just scream at him saying he's "the man" now and that his generation of punk is dead. that usually makes them go through a mid-life crisis
User avatar #1594 to #1593 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
i don't want to bother her but i get really scared at night and i can't just lie there and wait for morning to come before doing something fun to take care of myself and cheer myself up, you know?
User avatar #1595 to #1594 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
I know exactly how you feel. That's why I got a night time job,
User avatar #1596 to #1595 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
talking it out a little really is helping. i dont know why i cover up when love is what i need most right now.
User avatar #1597 to #1596 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
I'm glad I can help you talk it out,
User avatar #1598 to #1597 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
i just feel so lonely sometimes. i know 95% of the world has probably said that at some point, but it's just so deep and painful. i'm kind of an idiot for not bothering you sooner.
User avatar #1599 to #1598 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Got any qt3.14's you're after?

Being lonely together with someone is best,
User avatar #1600 to #1599 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
i have a bf im a chick, not a gay dude but it's long distance so he can't be with me tonight
User avatar #1601 to #1600 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
You know.. I never knew you were a female. Huh.
Nothing you've ever commented has ever suggested as such I guess.

Do you have any close friends that can chill? Even if you're not talking about depressing things to a person.. It does help just being around a person.
User avatar #1602 to #1601 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
i have an even bigger anxiety problem with asking ppl to hang out than i do with messaging online and idk if theyd even show up but i can try calling one of my friends next time. and if it's 4:30 am like now i'll message you or eggsontoast cause yall are both epic.
#1606 to #1602 - eggsontoast (07/27/2015) [-]
Hell yeah for awesomeness. Metaphysical High-Five!
User avatar #1607 to #1606 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
i think this is the start of a beautiful friendship
User avatar #1609 to #1607 - eggsontoast (07/27/2015) [-]
I agree. However! Ships sink... Can we have a beautiful Friendsub? That **** runs on Nuclear power and I loves me some Nuclear power.
#1612 to #1609 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
we all live in a yellow submarine
#1613 to #1612 - eggsontoast (07/27/2015) [-]
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
User avatar #1603 to #1602 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Yeah nig nug.

Idk, I get anxious when I chill with my best friend and band people. I like to sit in front of the computer for hours on end and I can't do so if people are here or I'm playing music. I gotta wake up my wife and have her get ready for work. I'll be back in ten minutes or so.
User avatar #1605 to #1603 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
ok. and its not so much that im anxious because there are people there its more like i dont quite feel right about calling them and pestering them to take time out of their day to come cheer up poor pathetic me.
User avatar #1608 to #1605 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Well.. Call me up anytime. You still got my number and that texting thing?

If you can't get a hold of me on here, feel free to text me.
User avatar #1614 to #1608 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
ran out of space to reply cool, thanks, its nice to know i can text you or call you
#1615 to #1614 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
I better get back to **** posting. if you need anything, you know what to do.
User avatar #1610 to #1608 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
yeah i still have your number. i can text you and i can call you from Google Voice if thats ok. thanks.
User avatar #1611 to #1610 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Yeah. I work pretty often and if I don't have the smarter phone around, I don't check FJ.

User avatar #1604 to #1603 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Having a spouse around really helps with things though.
User avatar #1585 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link

It's a poor audio quality sample with only guitar and bass..

But what do you think so far?
User avatar #1586 to #1585 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
sounds like it would sound good in better quality but you're right, that's bad sound, which makes it kinda ear-rapey.
#1584 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll picture*"**
**imagnetsux rolled image** rolling my new profile pic unless its **** or completely sucks
User avatar #1579 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Sorry btw, I hope I didn't offend you.
User avatar #1580 to #1579 - imagnetsux ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
thanks, your apology means a lot to me.
User avatar #1581 to #1580 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Man, I try not to offend people while being funny. But when you're trying to be funny, it's easy to cross some borders that many people don't want you to cross.

As I've said a few times before, I'm not personally religious at all, but I do not want to shake any one's beliefs either. If something works for you, but not me.. Who's to say that I'm any more right than you are.

I try not to stir the debate pot too much on here, because everyone has an opinion and everyone that visits FJ deserves to laugh.
User avatar #1582 to #1581 - imagnetsux ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
maybe try to avoid posts that might trigger me at least until im better
#1578 - imagnetsux ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll picture*"**
**imagnetsux rolled image**
User avatar #1561 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
Since you get bothered every time I post something, I subscribed to you.

blow my **** up
User avatar #1562 to #1561 - imagnetsux ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
I don't post a lot at all, you're in for a disappointment, haha.
User avatar #1563 to #1562 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
Well, I'm sub number 4 than.
User avatar #1564 to #1563 - imagnetsux ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
and I like your posts btw
User avatar #1565 to #1564 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
I always feel bad when I get in a reposting spree..

It must be annoying, I've gone down 35 subscribers since yesterday.
User avatar #1566 to #1565 - imagnetsux ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
well the wall of notifications i woke up to yesterday was kind of a shocker, lol.
User avatar #1567 to #1566 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
What I realize that I should have done...

Make comps with most of that content,
User avatar #1568 to #1567 - imagnetsux ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
random internet comps are always nice
User avatar #1569 to #1568 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
That's why I made comp-comp5 yesterday and they're getting more thumbs (less thumbs per picture, but I feel better about uploading 15 pictures this way)
User avatar #1538 - imagnetsux ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll rpg name*"**
**imagnetsux rolls Manakel** let's try something
User avatar #1539 to #1538 - imagnetsux ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll rpg race*"**
**imagnetsux rolls kobold (reptiallian type humanoid)** im gonna roll a whole character
User avatar #1540 to #1539 - imagnetsux ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll gender*"**
**imagnetsux rolls Androgyne**
User avatar #1542 to #1540 - imagnetsux ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll DD Class*"**
**imagnetsux rolls Paladin (Pal)**
User avatar #1543 to #1542 - imagnetsux ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll Martial Melee Weapon*"**
**imagnetsux rolls Pike**
User avatar #1544 to #1543 - imagnetsux ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll 2, dogs*"**
**imagnetsux rolls Kuvasz**
**imagnetsux rolls Rhodesian Ridgeback**
User avatar #1545 to #1544 - imagnetsux ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**imagnetsux rolls Sylveon**
**imagnetsux rolls Floette**
**imagnetsux rolls Lapras**
**imagnetsux rolls Rapidash**
**imagnetsux rolls Audino**
**imagnetsux rolls Carnivine**
User avatar #1546 to #1545 - imagnetsux ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll 6, rare items*"**
**imagnetsux rolls Golden Saw**
**imagnetsux rolls Envious Wise Old Dragon**
**imagnetsux rolls Level 3 Normal Slime**
**imagnetsux rolls Mini Robot**
**imagnetsux rolls Butterfly Pasta**
**imagnetsux rolls Super God Gem**
User avatar #1537 - beastkenten ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
testttt
#1532 - keatontheghostfox (01/28/2015) [-]
U have been visited by the spooky Keaton
Gud fortune and rupees will come 2 u
But only if you know how many mailboxes r in clocktown.
User avatar #1533 to #1532 - imagnetsux ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
exactly as many as my mailbox-vandalism record
User avatar #1534 to #1533 - keatontheghostfox (01/28/2015) [-]
For many is that?
User avatar #1535 to #1534 - imagnetsux ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
519
User avatar #1536 to #1535 - keatontheghostfox (01/28/2015) [-]
Damn that's a lot
User avatar #1526 - Sewallman ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Guy, I like your comments. They make posting content coolio to know that I have a subscriber that actually views his subscriptions and **** .

Other guys sub'd to me will just thumb a content, but you make comments based on the content and I like that more than any thumb I get.
User avatar #1527 to #1526 - imagnetsux ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
thanks, I only sub people who make good content shout-out to Russian Reversal, beastkenten and ugoboom
User avatar #1530 to #1527 - krystalkitty ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Hello~
User avatar #1531 to #1530 - imagnetsux ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
hi~
User avatar #1529 to #1527 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
sweet, now I know who 1 out of 248 subscribers is.
User avatar #1528 to #1527 - imagnetsux ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
oh and krystalkitty too.
#1521 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
It's a bit late, but I deliver.
User avatar #1522 to #1521 - imagnetsux ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #1523 to #1522 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
hey man, sorry about bothering you again, but is there a nightmare moon version of my avatar?
User avatar #1524 to #1523 - imagnetsux ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
I don't think I can find one, sorry.
User avatar #1525 to #1524 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
it's fine, thanks for looking though.
User avatar #1516 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
our avatars are soulmates
User avatar #1517 to #1516 - imagnetsux ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
yes.
#1518 to #1517 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
hey, don't mean to bother, but do you know who does these?
or have one of Luna?
User avatar #1520 to #1519 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Thanks!

if you like, take a look over here:
funnyjunk.com/I+ve+been+bored/text/5426659/
#1514 - imagnetsux ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
**imagnetsux used "*roll picture*"**
**imagnetsux rolled image**
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