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#203 - Picture 09/25/2011 on Like I Give A Fuck +7
#8 - I'm really sorry man.... I guess you probably already do...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2011 on Come At Me Bro +2
User avatar #9 - pikminz (09/25/2011) [-]
If it weren't for you I would have not found out so thank you
#20 - Picture 09/25/2011 on Blueberry +47
#6 - I am so sorry, man. Someone else posted this like 8 hours afte…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2011 on Come At Me Bro +3
User avatar #7 - pikminz (09/25/2011) [-]
thanks for letting me know
User avatar #8 - imaginer (09/25/2011) [-]
I'm really sorry man.... I guess you probably already do...
User avatar #9 - pikminz (09/25/2011) [-]
If it weren't for you I would have not found out so thank you
#154 - Picture 09/25/2011 on Problem jigsaw? +4
#55 - Hello FJ. I want to play a game. I name a meme... and you name…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/24/2011 on A solution +5
#59 - yarolord (09/24/2011) [-]
Abandon thread
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#64 - anonymous (09/24/2011) [-]
TO THE FRONTPAGE!!
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#30 - That's why I want to stop arguing! Because I know that when I … 09/24/2011 on einstein, the ultimate... 0
#25 - *eye twitch* The Alcubierre Drive. FTL travel was NEVER a s…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2011 on einstein, the ultimate... 0
User avatar #26 - genericaccount (09/24/2011) [-]
Can you please not be a condescending douchebag just because you've read a few physics books. Seriously, it doesn't make a you a qualified physicist. No, go back 10 years and ask a physicist what they though of faster than light travel and they would not have thought it promising field, now however it's a lot more rational.

Y U act like you have PhD in theoretical physics?
User avatar #30 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
That's why I want to stop arguing! Because I know that when I argue I sound like a pretentious douchebag! I really just didn't want to hurt your feelings, or make myself angry. I'm sorry.
#23 - Look. I have a library- seriously a ******* roomf…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2011 on einstein, the ultimate... 0
User avatar #24 - genericaccount (09/24/2011) [-]
I own physics books as well, it's not a credential.

But I wasn't arguing, I was just saying that faster then light travel is now not such a silly idea now.
User avatar #25 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
*eye twitch*
The Alcubierre Drive. FTL travel was NEVER a silly idea. I talk about travel with normal methods such as rockets. Credited by Michio Kaku, and many more theoretical physicists. Please, for the sake of both of us, I don't have the energy for this. For the love of God, stop it before the Earth itself cracks!
User avatar #26 - genericaccount (09/24/2011) [-]
Can you please not be a condescending douchebag just because you've read a few physics books. Seriously, it doesn't make a you a qualified physicist. No, go back 10 years and ask a physicist what they though of faster than light travel and they would not have thought it promising field, now however it's a lot more rational.

Y U act like you have PhD in theoretical physics?
User avatar #30 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
That's why I want to stop arguing! Because I know that when I argue I sound like a pretentious douchebag! I really just didn't want to hurt your feelings, or make myself angry. I'm sorry.
#21 - Mass increase is by a scaled factor of the mass of the particl… 09/24/2011 on einstein, the ultimate... +1
#20 - Neutrinos have no mass...  [+] (6 new replies) 09/24/2011 on einstein, the ultimate... 0
User avatar #22 - genericaccount (09/24/2011) [-]
Correction, they have negligible mass, we tend to ignore it since it's so small, but they do indeed have mass. But seriously look it up, we've discovered neutrinos that can travel faster than light, it's got some pretty staggering implications.
User avatar #23 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
Look. I have a library- seriously a fucking roomfull of nothing but physics books. I've read all of them. Don't you think I know that? Please, I don't want to argue with you. Just end it now and call it a truce.
User avatar #24 - genericaccount (09/24/2011) [-]
I own physics books as well, it's not a credential.

But I wasn't arguing, I was just saying that faster then light travel is now not such a silly idea now.
User avatar #25 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
*eye twitch*
The Alcubierre Drive. FTL travel was NEVER a silly idea. I talk about travel with normal methods such as rockets. Credited by Michio Kaku, and many more theoretical physicists. Please, for the sake of both of us, I don't have the energy for this. For the love of God, stop it before the Earth itself cracks!
User avatar #26 - genericaccount (09/24/2011) [-]
Can you please not be a condescending douchebag just because you've read a few physics books. Seriously, it doesn't make a you a qualified physicist. No, go back 10 years and ask a physicist what they though of faster than light travel and they would not have thought it promising field, now however it's a lot more rational.

Y U act like you have PhD in theoretical physics?
User avatar #30 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
That's why I want to stop arguing! Because I know that when I argue I sound like a pretentious douchebag! I really just didn't want to hurt your feelings, or make myself angry. I'm sorry.
#18 - "all laws we had that included the speed of light are now…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2011 on einstein, the ultimate... 0
User avatar #32 - Avanyx (09/25/2011) [-]
The thing is that the whole general and special relativity thing is also "wiped clean" you have to accept that something a man said over a hundred years ago, no matter how smart he is, may be wrong.
#17 - There is no 'molecule' that travels faster than light. There a… 09/24/2011 on einstein, the ultimate... 0
#16 - No. You can't go faster than the speed of light. 1. As …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/24/2011 on einstein, the ultimate... +1
User avatar #19 - genericaccount (09/24/2011) [-]
Actually, neutrinos have been discovered that travel faster than the speed of light.
User avatar #21 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
Mass increase is by a scaled factor of the mass of the particle when it is at rest. If it has zero mass at rest it will have zero mass at any speeds.

I've actually read "Relativity" by Einstein. Okay? You're right, but don't be stupid. That doesn't go against anything I just said.
User avatar #20 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
Neutrinos have no mass...
User avatar #22 - genericaccount (09/24/2011) [-]
Correction, they have negligible mass, we tend to ignore it since it's so small, but they do indeed have mass. But seriously look it up, we've discovered neutrinos that can travel faster than light, it's got some pretty staggering implications.
User avatar #23 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
Look. I have a library- seriously a fucking roomfull of nothing but physics books. I've read all of them. Don't you think I know that? Please, I don't want to argue with you. Just end it now and call it a truce.
User avatar #24 - genericaccount (09/24/2011) [-]
I own physics books as well, it's not a credential.

But I wasn't arguing, I was just saying that faster then light travel is now not such a silly idea now.
User avatar #25 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
*eye twitch*
The Alcubierre Drive. FTL travel was NEVER a silly idea. I talk about travel with normal methods such as rockets. Credited by Michio Kaku, and many more theoretical physicists. Please, for the sake of both of us, I don't have the energy for this. For the love of God, stop it before the Earth itself cracks!
User avatar #26 - genericaccount (09/24/2011) [-]
Can you please not be a condescending douchebag just because you've read a few physics books. Seriously, it doesn't make a you a qualified physicist. No, go back 10 years and ask a physicist what they though of faster than light travel and they would not have thought it promising field, now however it's a lot more rational.

Y U act like you have PhD in theoretical physics?
User avatar #30 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
That's why I want to stop arguing! Because I know that when I argue I sound like a pretentious douchebag! I really just didn't want to hurt your feelings, or make myself angry. I'm sorry.
#5 - Picture 09/24/2011 on Video game models +3
#11 - Homestuck FTW. 09/24/2011 on BICYCLE MEMORIES +1
#52 - That's where the road begins. By the same logic you could say … 09/24/2011 on A question that has burned... +4
#3 - Picture 09/24/2011 on A Tragic Story 0
#6 - I'm not going to argue with you. That was one sentence. 09/24/2011 on My Quiz 0
#4 - I was not 'bitching' i was stating facts, I just had a set of …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2011 on My Quiz 0
#5 - patmandu (09/24/2011) [-]
you complained about how you hate your generation SOOOOO MUCH
User avatar #6 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
I'm not going to argue with you. That was one sentence.
#211 - just wanted to use that image. I haven't in a while. 09/23/2011 on Wow -2
#207 - This is a repost, sorry.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2011 on Wow +5
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User avatar #211 - imaginer (09/23/2011) [-]
just wanted to use that image. I haven't in a while.
#12 - Picture 09/22/2011 on DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEER 0
#160 - Picture 09/22/2011 on New system +2
#39 - I... Sorry, I shouldn't be arguing with you anyway, I just tho…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2011 on Captcha +2
#46 - slayzo (09/21/2011) [-]
I'll give you a thumbs up for effort.
#42 - duskblood (09/21/2011) [-]
Its okay if your wrong child (:
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#31 - imaginer (09/03/2011) [-]
**imaginer rolls 05** put this together today.
#32 to #31 - imaginer (09/03/2011) [-]
and this...
User avatar #22 - sirbonzaiatak (03/02/2011) [-]
LOL i like ur post! i thumbed up! please rate this for me?
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1745205/F+DA+POLISE/
User avatar #23 to #22 - imaginer (03/02/2011) [-]
Hello. I looked at your profile. You have posted this exact thing to about fifty other people, so no, I will not rate this. If you want something rated you have to work and make it funny enough for people to thumb on their own.
User avatar #24 to #23 - sirbonzaiatak (03/02/2011) [-]
hey wow great idea, thanks!
User avatar #25 to #24 - imaginer (03/02/2011) [-]
Hey, sorry I was so tough. I did thumb it because it actually was pretty funny.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sirbonzaiatak (03/02/2011) [-]
dont worry its fine, i have just been longing to get to the front page for so long so ya know... i make desperate attempts
#20 - mocky (02/27/2011) [-]
IMAGINER, WE ARE FAMOUS! WE ARE THE MAD PEAPLO OF FUNNY JUNK :D!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - imaginer (02/27/2011) [-]
I KNOW!
#1 - toothlessthedragon (02/24/2011) [-]
how did you find me?
User avatar #2 to #1 - imaginer (02/24/2011) [-]
I cannot remember. I saw you a long time ago and did not acknowledge you, but over time I found you incredibly cool and decided to meet you.
#3 to #2 - toothlessthedragon (02/24/2011) [-]
if you want to be my friend you have to pass my test
<--enlarge for test
User avatar #4 to #3 - imaginer (02/24/2011) [-]
Gross.
How am I to manage this?
Hm. I assume it may be a normal part of the Dragons diet... so this could be a symbol of culture...
I JUST DON'T KNOW!
#6 to #5 - imaginer (02/24/2011) [-]
A special pre-comic to the eating of the raw fish...
<=

(My character was always the one with the red shirt, but no one ever knew till now. Heck, I'm not even sure if you've seen any of my comics though.)
#8 to #7 - imaginer (02/24/2011) [-]
Om nom nom

Gosh, eating a raw fish right before bedtime

See you tomorrow, toothless, I hope I can still finish your tests of friendship
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