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#2 - >not Bryce "Making you run down the block from my Gloc… 08/30/2015 on "Never too soon" +1
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#3 - deadfed (08/30/2015) [-]
Its not that he loved making meth, he just loved being the best at what he did. He made the purest meth anybody had ever seen.
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#12 - He's not wrong. They do have weed; they just ain't selling it. 07/29/2015 on Thanks Josh 0
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#4 - If I recall correctly, all the Oracles had a limited life expi…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Halo 3 +6
#8 - majorpxx (07/04/2015) [-]
Alot of the references he makes to seeing chief as a forerunner tho, only really come to light in the recent book series which didnt exist until well over 10 years after the game came out.
#12 - jubilantpuncture (07/04/2015) [-]
Which recent book series are you talking about as there are several, the earliest of which came out in like 2003(or sometime close to then, before the release of Halo 2) and consisted of 3 books, of which I own all the originals.

They were unfortunately amended to include the horrible lore fuckups that Reach put into effect in recent years.
User avatar #15 - ugoboom (07/04/2015) [-]
I hate this about my favorite universes. Retcons really ruin the fun for me.

I would have loved to play the book's reach as a game.
#16 - jubilantpuncture (07/04/2015) [-]
You and me both, they had the story already written and they still elected to change it entirely and fuck everything up with that garbage Spartan-3 nonsense. Ackerman's bargain bin Spartans will always be inferior, even to the S-4's
User avatar #17 - ugoboom (07/04/2015) [-]
Oh god don't get me started on Halo 4 and beyond

IMO, 343i's games were just Professional Fan Fiction.
#18 - jubilantpuncture (07/04/2015) [-]
There were some thing's they did right and some things they did wrong. In order to get the full emotional depth of Halo 4's story you had to have at least read some of the books and while I own 1st editions on all of them, many others don't so I wasn't too jazzed about that.

Same with the amount of time in between, 4 years felt like a little too long. Best overall new character goes to Laskey. They did a pretty good job of writing him in. Halo 5 seems like it's on the right track, I'm glad they're FINALLY putting Blue Team in, they could easily have cameo'd in 2, 3, or 4.
User avatar #19 - ugoboom (07/04/2015) [-]
I've just completely lost interest in console halo now.

I still regularly play Halo CE and some Eldorito too, nothing is worth a $400 brick in my living room.
#20 - jubilantpuncture (07/04/2015) [-]
I dunno, Halo was like the defining game of my childhood (I'd played others but when you're six and experiencing Halo CE for the first time nothing really stacks up) I feel like 343i has got a better handle on this now that they've had some time to really see what works and what doesn't.

Replaying Halo CE now I find it's a wee scant on lore and story detail because they weren't quite sure where they were going at the time and I think that was the same sort of thing with 4 considering they had to create a whole new and interesting story arc out of the end of 3 y'know?
#21 - ugoboom (07/04/2015) [-]
Halo CE = Halo Custom Edition, not Halo 1.
I've got 81 days tracked on that game, it was my childhood.
That, and Halo 3 customs.
#22 - jubilantpuncture (07/04/2015) [-]
Whoops, I was a little too young at the time to get custom edition but I had always wanted it, trouble was by the time I was old enough to really understand PC gaming I could never find a copy or a working torrent lol. I loved Halo 3 custom matches, I made most of the friends I had on my xbox through them.
User avatar #24 - ugoboom (07/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #23 - ugoboom (07/04/2015) [-]
There's still copies of Halo PC on amazon.

Most people just pirate. Wanna give it a try? You might not like it because, unlike me, you weren't raised with the game.

#25 - jubilantpuncture (07/04/2015) [-]
I saw enough gameplay of it on youtube when I was younger to make me want it, Halo is Halo to me, as long as it's fun it's good lol
User avatar #26 - ugoboom (07/04/2015) [-]
The big multiplayer map to play right now is Bigass, final version was released like a month ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtDTaPh1gsQ

The big singleplayer map to play right now is CMT's TSC:E. Thread here: forum.halomaps.org/index.cfm?page=topic&topicID=47823
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