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illusiveman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/26/2011
Location:Somewhere Illusive
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 23184 total,  25421 ,  2237
Comment Thumbs: 6861 total,  11683 ,  4822
Content Level Progress: 93.7% (937/1000)
Level 222 Content: Mind Blower → Level 223 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 266 Comments: Pure Win → Level 267 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:18
Content Views:502712
Times Content Favorited:2186 times
Total Comments Made:3057
FJ Points:29694
Favorite Tags: dead (2) | GIF (2) | of (2) | on (2) | Pizza (2)

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    boobs on my hand boobs on my hand
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    It's a madhouse! It's a madhouse!
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    Best kids movie ever Best kids movie ever
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    Its on bitch! Its on bitch!
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    Taxi! Taxi!
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    It's the truth It's the truth
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    We need more saiyan transformations We need more saiyan transformations
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    Sulphuric acid vs sponge Sulphuric acid vs sponge
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    I got no words I got no words
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    Sup Sup
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    Weeman Weeman
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    Day 6 Day 6
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latest user's comments

#9 - Oh. Thanks.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2015 on Do you hate this Bastard? 0
User avatar #23 - amata (04/27/2015) [-]
Berserk is pain. You will learn to hate that fucking owl-armored shit with a burning passion
#19 - anythingoes (04/27/2015) [-]
Heads up. It's mentally crushing, and takes forever to have a new chapter.

It's like Game of Thrones in the sense that everything is awful and people are afraid the author may die before the series concludes.
User avatar #11 - tomokowatamote (04/27/2015) [-]
its amazing
#7 - What manga is this from? I'm a junkie for medieval comics.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2015 on Do you hate this Bastard? +1
#8 - milkmon (04/27/2015) [-]
Berserk
User avatar #9 - illusiveman (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh. Thanks.
User avatar #23 - amata (04/27/2015) [-]
Berserk is pain. You will learn to hate that fucking owl-armored shit with a burning passion
#19 - anythingoes (04/27/2015) [-]
Heads up. It's mentally crushing, and takes forever to have a new chapter.

It's like Game of Thrones in the sense that everything is awful and people are afraid the author may die before the series concludes.
User avatar #11 - tomokowatamote (04/27/2015) [-]
its amazing
#41 - Counter??! That was more like a Bonecrusher!! 04/23/2015 on counter-attack +1
#73 - No prob 04/23/2015 on its true 0
#71 - oops sorry. took me long.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2015 on its true 0
User avatar #72 - slayersan (04/23/2015) [-]
Thx ;3
User avatar #73 - illusiveman (04/23/2015) [-]
No prob
#18 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2015 on its true +4
User avatar #69 - slayersan (04/23/2015) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #71 - illusiveman (04/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #72 - slayersan (04/23/2015) [-]
Thx ;3
User avatar #73 - illusiveman (04/23/2015) [-]
No prob
#248 - Then they ****** . 02/24/2015 on moral riddle +1
#1 - Mochila mochila! 02/23/2015 on donde 0
#4 - Goat men! 02/16/2015 on TFW 0
#13 - rawr 02/16/2015 on What is the cold hard truth? 0

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User avatar #46 - thenoodle (04/06/2014) [-]
You signed up to the site on my birthday.
User avatar #47 to #46 - illusiveman (04/06/2014) [-]
gratz
#41 - killerblue (12/30/2012) [-]
I like your avatar and username.
#37 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38 to #37 - illusiveman (09/24/2012) [-]
lol, you mean that comment?
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User avatar #30 to #29 - illusiveman (09/18/2012) [-]
You copy paste this to everyone?
#31 to #30 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - illusiveman (09/18/2012) [-]
Dude...they're just sprites. Useless sprites. Srlsy.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - illusiveman (09/18/2012) [-]
Have fun collecting items.
User avatar #35 to #34 - illusiveman (09/18/2012) [-]
*begging
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#28 - superassassin (09/07/2012) [-]



Because your username is ******* awesome.
#27 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
**illusiveman rolled a random image posted in comment #291878 at MLP Friendly Board **
#26 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
**illusiveman rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Truck door hits man **
User avatar #25 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
*rollpicture*
User avatar #24 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
es roll picture....
#23 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
**illusiveman rolled a random image posted in comment #254 at Well fuck me... **
#16 - crispytg (08/21/2012) [-]
hey, just wanted to ask permission to have you in some content i posted (which probably wont even get any thumbs) with what heppened between you and lividfire. I just really liked what he did there, lol
User avatar #17 to #16 - illusiveman (08/21/2012) [-]
Yes, you can! Just let me know when you do.
#18 to #17 - crispytg (08/21/2012) [-]
already did. didn't do too well unfortunately... Gotta build some rep and maybe I'll try again! lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - illusiveman (08/21/2012) [-]
yeah well, didn't hurt trying.
#15 - illusiveman (06/30/2012) [-]
**illusiveman rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Canada vs. Russia **
User avatar #14 - illusiveman (06/30/2012) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #20 to #14 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
*rollimage*
User avatar #21 to #20 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
*rollpicture*
#22 to #21 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
**illusiveman rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Queen?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? **
**illusiveman rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Queen?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? **
User avatar #13 - illusiveman (06/04/2012) [-]
SAASFDA
#8 - IamEllis (08/22/2011) [-]
Hey, you know that collector base I blew up?
Deal with it!
User avatar #10 to #9 - illusiveman (06/03/2012) [-]
roll image
User avatar #11 to #10 - illusiveman (06/03/2012) [-]
*roll image*
#12 to #11 - illusiveman (06/03/2012) [-]
**illusiveman rolled a random image posted in comment #5076712 at FJ Pony Thread **
#4 - Wikus (08/22/2011) [-]
Illusive Man... I thought we'd be meeting face to face.
User avatar #6 to #4 - illusiveman (08/22/2011) [-]
wtf, why does it say "Dance commander"??
#5 to #4 - illusiveman (08/22/2011) [-]
a necessary precaution for people who you and I know. ........answer "the Dance Commander" Hey Wikus, do you know some terms that are used in funnyjunk? I really dont know what the Dance Commander is? Dance Commanderistrator of funnyjunk? thats my guess, also "annon" a favor for a bro man.

#7 to #5 - Wikus (08/22/2011) [-]
Yeah The Dance Commander is like the Dance Commanderistrator or some 			****		. and for some reason he looks like Kim Jong Ill the North Korean dictator...
Yeah The Dance Commander is like the Dance Commanderistrator or some **** . and for some reason he looks like Kim Jong Ill the North Korean dictator...
User avatar #3 - kennyloggins (08/21/2011) [-]
i know this is weird, but i was wondering if you've noticed sabrehunter and his ******** reposts. If so there is a way to stop it. flag it for copyright infringment. and if you would like to, add him and flag his ********
and if your blocked from his profile, then just flag his most recent post, http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2514319/TIME+FOR+A+CRUSADE/ for copyright infringment.

I definitely know this is weird, but i just wanted an opinion of true funnyjunkers.
You dont have to be part of this, im just sick of it
User avatar #1 - scroogeymcduck (08/21/2011) [-]
Hey bro, I kind of thought of an idea for your comic that you made. Here it is http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2515312/I+m+Batman/
I gave you creds and put a link to the original, but if you don't want it up, I'll take it down. Is that ok?
User avatar #2 to #1 - illusiveman (08/21/2011) [-]
yea man, you can use it, theres no problem, im glad you liked it.
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