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iliketires

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:4/14/2012
Last Login:7/23/2016
Location:Missouri
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Comment Ranking:#4853
Highest Content Rank:#220
Highest Comment Rank:#332
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Subscribers:9
Content Views:866761
Times Content Favorited:1058 times
Total Comments Made:2262
FJ Points:31476
Just a man with a plan. (Plan pending)

latest user's comments

#2 - She probably committed suicide to get away from the hecklers c… 09/26/2013 on Kissed 0
#132 - Okay Carlos I'll give you that one. You're still a p… 09/26/2013 on The R +3
#212 - Elephant in my ass... 09/25/2013 on I Guess In The End +4
#123 - That man can pull off a ******* beard! 09/25/2013 on Bad Parenting, BITCH. +1
#306 - We meet again, Daniel. 09/25/2013 on Sometimes i wonder myself +1
#2 - This kid's got more game than I do. (Not a hard feat.) 09/24/2013 on Look at that smug bastard +2
#4 - The elusive penis is also known to get bonerfied at the worst …  [+] (25 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Sometimes i wonder myself +364
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#294 - hydraetis (09/25/2013) [-]
Or when you're around a bunch of little kids.
#271 - rlikr (09/25/2013) [-]
and that is the very reason i don't wear sweatpants any more
#257 - zourch (09/25/2013) [-]
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#238 - missrainbowdash (09/25/2013) [-]
К счастью, я живу в России, поэтому я не придется иметь дело с гомосексуалистами хахаха
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#148 - thedarkestrogue (09/24/2013) [-]
I don't wear sweatpants, i don't shower in public nor did i dorm in college and the only person i get in tickle fights with is a girl.....
I don't understand your pain.
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#135 - thorstoned (09/24/2013) [-]
I somtimes get it while working in the grocery store, and it keeps going up and down for 30min and up til an hour. And it really dosent work well trying to hide it under the belt (it's not very comfertable).
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#88 - tentoedsloth (09/24/2013) [-]
Which is why you shouldn't wear sweatpants in public.
#38 - herodan (09/24/2013) [-]
My names Dan......
#306 - iliketires (09/25/2013) [-]
We meet again, Daniel.
#56 - qosfortyone (09/24/2013) [-]
how are the tickle fights going?
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#27 - I Am Monkey (09/24/2013) [-]
It's not so illusive on the internet...
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#11 - PenguinsOfMars (09/24/2013) [-]
Or when you're watching Rescue Me
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#9 - uaeesd (09/24/2013) [-]
this can be avoided if you flex your leg muscles or arm muscles since the blood will flow trough to the muscle istead of to your dick
#12 - flickie (09/24/2013) [-]
Because men can't use muscles and maintain an erection at the same time.

Which is why no muscles are used in having sex.

Men just collapse and lay there like jellyfish.
#53 - Zaxplab (09/24/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty much what I do.
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#13 - uaeesd (09/24/2013) [-]
you should try it some time works for me
#14 - flickie (09/24/2013) [-]
The day I sprout a penis, it'll be the first thing I do!
#18 - bann (09/24/2013) [-]
To be fair you mostly use your hips and abs for sex...depending on the position I suppose
#20 - flickie (09/24/2013) [-]
..Not if you're doing it right..
#59 - bann (09/24/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I suppose I'm not paying much attention to that in the act. My work speaks for itself.
#79 - flickie (09/24/2013) [-]
Sex is an art, and you... Are a master.
#341 - bann (09/25/2013) [-]
well my previous, blue as the sea account was called strictlypornos
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#226 - dapianoman (09/25/2013) [-]
A master-bator

huehuehuehueheuh
#7 - RyanJK (09/24/2013) [-]
"elusive penis"
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#5 - makonius (09/24/2013) [-]
Truer words were never said.
#1 - "I haven't picked anything up in 40 years." 09/24/2013 on Cringe with me bros +5
#46 - WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! 09/24/2013 on Worth the Read 0
#1 - How many bats does she ******* own? 09/20/2013 on Because i'm Batman 0