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#5 - quit looking through my phone asshole 07/25/2014 on i'm super cereal right now +108
#6786 - i know i'm late, but yes  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#6794 - tecknos (14 hours ago) [-]
Its never too late, its never too late.
#767 - Thank you. I really do appreciate it man. 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread +1
#723 - It does, thanks man. I can't not feel like dying when…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread +1
#750 - iliketheflute (07/24/2014) [-]
You're welcome. Props to you for being so committed to your relationship; restores my faith in humanity a little

My parents threaten divorce all the time, but they both say that after 24 years, it's kinda hard to just leave each other. Doubt anything will happen.
User avatar #767 - iliekcereal (07/24/2014) [-]
Thank you. I really do appreciate it man.
#652 - I'm exhausted because I'm never not restless. I work 20 hours … 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#651 - Everyday at practice, she chose to sit next to him on the benc…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #652 - iliekcereal (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm exhausted because I'm never not restless. I work 20 hours a week (not too much, but I'm extremely introverted, it's a boring job, and on top of everything it's exhausting). I don't really have a home. I just shuttle inbetween my parents house and my girlfriends house, sleeping at one one night, and the other the next. I'm always tired despite getting copious amounts of sleep, and every time I think about what happened (which is often) I want to die. I want to move on with both of them, but I just can't let go of that pain.

Finally done typing. Sorry.
#650 - Sorry it's so much, I got a lot to get out. I don't get to ven…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #651 - iliekcereal (07/24/2014) [-]
Everyday at practice, she chose to sit next to him on the bench or stand around him while we practiced. And that continued through all of this. We had a game the day after this happened, and she stood next to him the entire game instead of sitting next to me on the bench. She talked to me once, for about two minutes to check if I was okay because "I looked mad about something." The next day, after practice we were supposed to help out with a student vs. teacher basketball game. She sat with him on the bleachers and then started a huge fight when I left without telling her and "refused" to talk to her for hours. (I went home to sleep. Like I said, that's all I did). This ordeal with my mom was so mad that it made me cry for the first time since long before high school started. I'd been through some shit, but this was the first one to finally crack me and she was more concerned with him than with me. Even when I'd talk to her in person about what was happening, she'd be talking to him.

Since then, they've gotten in several fights and from what I gather she barely even considers him a friend. But I've heard that before. Our relationship is better now than it ever was before, and it could be even better, but I just can't let it go. I can't stop the flashbacks to how I felt when this happened, and it ruins my day every fucking time. I can't shake the feeling that my family doesn't love me and that my girlfriend was possibly cheating on me at the lowest low of my entire life (that's maybe over paranoid of me, since he's supposedly gay now, and when they dated she knew going into it that she was somewhat of an experiment for him. But still, the way I see it she's still closeted so all I have to prove that he's gay is her word for it.) Everything would be so much better, but I just can't let go.
User avatar #652 - iliekcereal (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm exhausted because I'm never not restless. I work 20 hours a week (not too much, but I'm extremely introverted, it's a boring job, and on top of everything it's exhausting). I don't really have a home. I just shuttle inbetween my parents house and my girlfriends house, sleeping at one one night, and the other the next. I'm always tired despite getting copious amounts of sleep, and every time I think about what happened (which is often) I want to die. I want to move on with both of them, but I just can't let go of that pain.

Finally done typing. Sorry.
#601 - The main reason for my depression is the fact that I'm not a f…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#693 - iliketheflute (07/24/2014) [-]
Feels good to vent like that, I bet.

First off, don't be serious about feeling like dying. Circumstances in our lives are always evolving and improving, so that's the good news.
You might not like this, but the bad news might be that you won't be with your girlfriend as much when you start college. I've been in college for 3 years now and let me tell you, there will be SO many awesome things to do there that you'll forget all about your problems and create solutions. I go to a party college, but either way, colleges are loaded with work studies, clubs, classes (unfortunately), and parties.

I've never experienced my parents getting divorced, but just try not to talk bad about the parent to the other parent. I have half brothers, and they go by this rule to try to keep things light.

Idk if what I said helped, but I wanted to reach out to let you know your venting didn't go unnoticed.
User avatar #723 - iliekcereal (07/24/2014) [-]
It does, thanks man.

I can't not feel like dying whenever it hits me. It honestly crushes me and i start to panic and I can barely move. Whenever something starts to go wrong I just get the feeling that it's going to happen again, that I'm going to be in that state again. And that's so not like me. I used to be so calm even when things went bad.

Me and her are going to the same college. That's not why I chose my school, I chose it because it's honestly the best for my major and for me. My school has only like 4000 students I think, where the other one was huge. I didn't want to go to a big college. College definitely will be a test of us, but I plan on marrying her, and neither of us are very outgoing, so it hopefully won't be too difficult.

My parents didn't follow through with the divorce, but I wouldn't be surprised if it happens soon.
#750 - iliketheflute (07/24/2014) [-]
You're welcome. Props to you for being so committed to your relationship; restores my faith in humanity a little

My parents threaten divorce all the time, but they both say that after 24 years, it's kinda hard to just leave each other. Doubt anything will happen.
User avatar #767 - iliekcereal (07/24/2014) [-]
Thank you. I really do appreciate it man.
User avatar #650 - iliekcereal (07/24/2014) [-]
Sorry it's so much, I got a lot to get out. I don't get to vent much. Anyways, May 1st was the deadline for committing to a college. I wanted one school, she wanted another. Basically, I needed the same amount of money for either school, the difference is she was willing to pay for the one she wanted. I still insisted I should be able to choose the school I go to, since I'd be paying for most of it. I will never forget that night. It went right down to the deadline. Halfway through filling out my paper work, she started crying and screaming hysterically about what a terrible decision I was making (the honors college I'm chose has a 100% acceptance rate into med school, which is my intended career). She forced me to call my grandpa to tell him what a coward I was. She took the next day off of work to cry at home, while I still had to go to school, baseball, and everything, while preparing for three huge AP tests that would have a huge impact on my life. She wouldn't even make eye contact with me for days and was likely to break out screaming about it at any moment. I have never felt so depressed in my entire life. On weekends I literally could not get out of bed often until four or five, despite being awake since well before noon. All I did was sleep. The world literally lost all color until recently. So that's why I can't forgive her yet.

The reason I can't forgive my girlfriend is she knew all of this, and she knew she was my only friend. leading up to May, we had been fighting constantly because she had recently patched up her friendship her ex-boyfriend who she was crazy over for months. She talked to him all day, even when we hung out, and often hung out with him when I wasn't around. Me and him were on the same baseball team, and she was the manager.
User avatar #651 - iliekcereal (07/24/2014) [-]
Everyday at practice, she chose to sit next to him on the bench or stand around him while we practiced. And that continued through all of this. We had a game the day after this happened, and she stood next to him the entire game instead of sitting next to me on the bench. She talked to me once, for about two minutes to check if I was okay because "I looked mad about something." The next day, after practice we were supposed to help out with a student vs. teacher basketball game. She sat with him on the bleachers and then started a huge fight when I left without telling her and "refused" to talk to her for hours. (I went home to sleep. Like I said, that's all I did). This ordeal with my mom was so mad that it made me cry for the first time since long before high school started. I'd been through some shit, but this was the first one to finally crack me and she was more concerned with him than with me. Even when I'd talk to her in person about what was happening, she'd be talking to him.

Since then, they've gotten in several fights and from what I gather she barely even considers him a friend. But I've heard that before. Our relationship is better now than it ever was before, and it could be even better, but I just can't let it go. I can't stop the flashbacks to how I felt when this happened, and it ruins my day every fucking time. I can't shake the feeling that my family doesn't love me and that my girlfriend was possibly cheating on me at the lowest low of my entire life (that's maybe over paranoid of me, since he's supposedly gay now, and when they dated she knew going into it that she was somewhat of an experiment for him. But still, the way I see it she's still closeted so all I have to prove that he's gay is her word for it.) Everything would be so much better, but I just can't let go.
User avatar #652 - iliekcereal (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm exhausted because I'm never not restless. I work 20 hours a week (not too much, but I'm extremely introverted, it's a boring job, and on top of everything it's exhausting). I don't really have a home. I just shuttle inbetween my parents house and my girlfriends house, sleeping at one one night, and the other the next. I'm always tired despite getting copious amounts of sleep, and every time I think about what happened (which is often) I want to die. I want to move on with both of them, but I just can't let go of that pain.

Finally done typing. Sorry.
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User avatar #111 - grimandevil (03/31/2014) [-]
Why you don't gib bulba man?
User avatar #120 to #111 - iliekcereal (03/31/2014) [-]
no i'm really just gay i promise
User avatar #112 to #111 - iliekcereal (03/31/2014) [-]
because i'm gay
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User avatar #114 to #113 - iliekcereal (03/31/2014) [-]
i'll give you this dick (as long as you're a guy)
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User avatar #116 to #115 - iliekcereal (03/31/2014) [-]
my butthole is too lose i won't be able to feel it
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User avatar #118 to #117 - iliekcereal (03/31/2014) [-]
should have thought about that before you became a homosexual
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User avatar #103 - ied (01/04/2014) [-]
gib account
User avatar #104 to #103 - iliekcereal (01/04/2014) [-]
sry no
User avatar #105 to #104 - ied (01/04/2014) [-]
not this one
bulbasaur
User avatar #106 to #105 - iliekcereal (01/04/2014) [-]
SRY NO
User avatar #107 to #106 - ied (01/04/2014) [-]
why
do you hate
User avatar #108 to #107 - ied (01/04/2014) [-]
me?r
User avatar #109 to #108 - iliekcereal (01/04/2014) [-]
ye lel
User avatar #110 to #109 - ied (01/04/2014) [-]
:/
User avatar #42 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
you own the pokemon account
i hate you
but love you at the same time
User avatar #63 to #42 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
dude. i loooooove the rain.


couldn't reply below so i did it up here
User avatar #64 to #63 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
swap lives?
[spoiler] AND ACCOUNTS
OMFG
I WANT IT [/spoiler]
User avatar #65 to #64 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
hmmmmmmmmmmmm





no
User avatar #66 to #65 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
Why
User avatar #67 to #66 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
i like my life/accounts
User avatar #68 to #67 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
do you use the account?
User avatar #69 to #68 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
occasionally. this is my main one though. it's been a while since i've been on the other
User avatar #70 to #69 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
i would be on everyday
feeding it
walking it
commenting
but i cant
i dont own it
User avatar #71 to #70 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
i bet it would like that
User avatar #72 to #71 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
it would
too bad it will never have it
like i will never have that account
User avatar #73 to #72 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
yeah. sucks
User avatar #43 to #42 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
User avatar #44 to #43 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
You have password?
User avatar #45 to #44 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
yeeeees
User avatar #46 to #45 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
omfg
no
pls
no
omg
nooo
why
me
no
User avatar #47 to #46 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
dude.




what
User avatar #48 to #47 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
You have it? The sacred account?
User avatar #49 to #48 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
if we're talking about the bulbasaur one, than yes
User avatar #50 to #49 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
I want it
User avatar #51 to #50 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
sorry son
User avatar #52 to #51 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
I will give you something?
Xbox live code?
User avatar #53 to #52 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
don't even own an xbox, man
User avatar #54 to #53 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
ANYTHING!
User avatar #55 to #54 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
sry nigga, dnt kno wat 2 tell u
User avatar #56 to #55 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
tell me the password
can you comment on my profile?
User avatar #57 to #56 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
er, no thanks man
User avatar #58 to #57 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
im actually so upset right now.
User avatar #60 to #59 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
where you from?
User avatar #61 to #60 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
murica
User avatar #62 to #61 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
oh
rub that in my face too
england, rainy, taxed heavily, rainy, shit and rainy.
User avatar #39 - ryanfitzy (05/24/2013) [-]
Hey, sent you a trade for a potion I need in Items, Sent you Dragon Pee potion in return lol. accept plz.
User avatar #41 to #39 - iliekcereal (05/28/2013) [-]
It says I didn't receive any requests?
User avatar #27 - ryanfitzy (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I sent you an items trade. I could use the gun for my collection. You had 2, so you will still have one for yours.
#13 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
You own the original Bulbasaur account?
User avatar #74 to #13 - hieronymous ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
oi
User avatar #75 to #74 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
wat. r u accually sunset 2???
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User avatar #78 to #77 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
idk who to believe
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User avatar #80 to #79 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
i don't understand
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User avatar #85 to #82 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
ok. i think. maybe
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User avatar #89 to #87 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
prove ur not hieronymous
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User avatar #93 to #90 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
pls try
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User avatar #98 to #95 - hieronymous ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
to​.
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User avatar #97 to #96 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
but how do i know for sure
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User avatar #76 to #75 - hieronymous ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
ya mon
User avatar #81 to #76 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
r u sur
User avatar #83 to #81 - hieronymous ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
ya
User avatar #84 to #83 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
but ur responses wer so close in time. it's not possible. unless thts wut u wnt me 2 think
User avatar #88 to #84 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
prove ur sunset
User avatar #91 to #88 - hieronymous ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
i don't know how
User avatar #92 to #91 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
pls try
User avatar #86 to #84 - hieronymous ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
gotta go fast
User avatar #14 to #13 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
yessir
#15 to #14 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
Damn son. You ever gonna try to remember the pass for it?
User avatar #16 to #15 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
I've tried several times, but the remember password thing doesn't work. I'm assuming you want that account?
#17 to #16 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
No, sorry for coming off that way. Always nice to see who's who, there are a lot of accounts that are unused... Hell I have some that I can't remember anymore.
User avatar #18 to #17 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
Oh, no, it's all good. I would have understood. Hell, when I created this account a couple years ago, it was damn near impossible to come up with a good name. I can only imagine how hard it must be now, with how much the population has grown in recent years. And since you're an anon, I can only assume. May I ask if we talked when I had that account still? And what your account was then, or is now? lol
#19 to #18 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
Nope. I can't remember my old account honestly... Been a while. I think I made it sometime in 2009 back when the site was still green, but I was in vacation at the time and it was kind of a "well what the hell, i've got time to kill" thing rather than a serious notion. Kinda regret that.

No current account.
User avatar #20 to #19 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
So we never interacted back then? Geez, I just looked at my old account, so much nostalgia. I can't believe I only had it for less than four months. Honestly, If I could get the password, I would probably use that account more than this one, if not completely. How did you find my bulbasaur profile?
#21 to #20 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
Curiosity. I go through a lot of old accounts. You're the first I've actually communicated with... I'm not too good with speaking.
User avatar #22 to #21 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
Well, shucks, I feel honored. And what do you mean by that? lol
#23 to #22 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
Like, I don't have very many social skills. I don't know if that makes much sense.
User avatar #24 to #23 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
I feel you. Honestly, I used to be the same way. Everything changed once I became more active on this site, though. I learned my entire sense of humor here. If I can make a suggestion, I would honestly tell you to make an account here. Make every joke you can think of. Be as talkative as possible. It worked for me, and it changed me from a manic depressed suicidal freak to someone who is generally happy most of the time and somewhat capable in social situations. I'm not guaranteeing it'll help, but it couldn't hurt.
#25 to #24 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I haven't just dropped off this site and became a recluse or whatever, I just don't talk too often. I might make an account sometime soon, I dunno. Been a thought of mine for like... 2 years now lol.

Gotta go, chemistry homework. Peace.
User avatar #28 to #25 - bulbasaur (02/06/2013) [-]
Idk if you'll ever see this, but I just thought you should know that you inspired me to try to get my old account back, and this time it actually worked:p thanks bro
#42 to #28 - anonymous (05/31/2013) [-]
No problem, mate.
User avatar #26 to #25 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
(Just want to make sure that it's clear I wasn't implying anything earlier. That was my personal story. I clearly know nothing of your life lol.)
And I understand. If you do, definitely add me. I need to talk to more people on here lol. Peace
#29 to #26 - anonymous (02/13/2013) [-]
Hey, grats dude!
User avatar #30 to #29 - iliekcereal (02/13/2013) [-]
Thanks! Appreciate you giving me the inspiration to try again. Now idk which account to use primarily .-. (PS: sorry, but I can't stop laughing at what magical fairy princess changed the anon's names to)
User avatar #10 - girrafalopegis (12/28/2012) [-]
Interesting story on that content.
User avatar #11 to #10 - iliekcereal (12/28/2012) [-]
Thanks, it came straight from the bottom of my heart.
#8 - jgcamaro (12/28/2012) [-]
can i have your items?
User avatar #9 to #8 - iliekcereal (12/28/2012) [-]
Sorry. I'm holding on to them in hopes they'll become worth something eventually.
#12 to #9 - jgcamaro (12/28/2012) [-]
alright no problem:D
#1 - andraste (07/25/2012) [-]
this is jelly
User avatar #3 to #1 - iliekcereal (07/25/2012) [-]
I believe that's called Jell-o out here. Is it made out of Gelatin?
#4 to #3 - andraste (07/25/2012) [-]
why would that be jello and jam be jelly and sometimes jam!?
thats the same as you guys with sauce ketchup and paste omg~
and yes, i think
User avatar #5 to #4 - iliekcereal (07/25/2012) [-]
I have no clue what you mean, but okay.
#6 to #5 - andraste (07/25/2012) [-]
you guys give up so easily   
its no fun
you guys give up so easily
its no fun
User avatar #7 to #6 - iliekcereal (07/25/2012) [-]
It could be worse. I could be French.
#2 to #1 - andraste (07/25/2012) [-]
this is jam
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