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Date Signed Up:1/19/2012
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Location:new zealand
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humanity is fucked. we are destined to a hellish future. fuck money. fuck the people with all the power. fuck everything/ lets leave this planet in peace.

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#118 - and here is me, an 18 y/o white kid that can get some facial h…  [+] (1 reply) 03/16/2013 on How to grow a beard +1
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#119 - vatra (03/16/2013) [-]
Wow, that's unlucky, I'm an odd mix on the worst facial hair growers and then one of the best, native american and german, but at least the bit of facial hair I get is the goatee.
#66 - disgusting 03/16/2013 on True story -1
#116 - I met a 15 year old middle eastern who had a full beard  [+] (3 replies) 03/16/2013 on How to grow a beard 0
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#117 - vatra (03/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, certain parts of the middle east and a percent of countries like germany get full coverage really young.
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#118 - iktpq (03/16/2013) [-]
and here is me, an 18 y/o white kid that can get some facial hair on 1 side of my face and nothing on the other side hahaha
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#119 - vatra (03/16/2013) [-]
Wow, that's unlucky, I'm an odd mix on the worst facial hair growers and then one of the best, native american and german, but at least the bit of facial hair I get is the goatee.
#107 - MFW 03/16/2013 on what the hell man +5
#175 - **** having kids when i'm older, I wanna get an awesome dog  [+] (2 replies) 03/16/2013 on Don't stop holding it...please +1
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#196 - clifford (03/17/2013) [-]
True, tho you wouldn't have any kids to carry on your family name, but that's probably just me because I'm the "the 4th".
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#197 - iktpq (03/17/2013) [-]
meh, I have 2 brothers that could do that lol
#60 - well then I take back what I said cause I've never really beli…  [+] (1 reply) 03/16/2013 on Can't help stop staring 0
#61 - kashin (03/16/2013) [-]
I thought it was more of a clichรฉ that people repeated as well, before I realized it wasn't just a joke.
#58 - so you're telling me you've been with girlfriends and without …  [+] (3 replies) 03/16/2013 on Can't help stop staring 0
#59 - kashin (03/16/2013) [-]
Not only that, but they've proceeded to break up with me over it.
I had to sit them down, calm them down, and try to make them see why they weren't being rational.
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#60 - iktpq (03/16/2013) [-]
well then I take back what I said cause I've never really believed girls are as crazy as people say lol
#61 - kashin (03/16/2013) [-]
I thought it was more of a clichรฉ that people repeated as well, before I realized it wasn't just a joke.
#55 - you don't know what you're talking about  [+] (5 replies) 03/16/2013 on Can't help stop staring 0
#57 - kashin (03/16/2013) [-]
I do. My last two girlfriends.
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#58 - iktpq (03/16/2013) [-]
so you're telling me you've been with girlfriends and without warning they have yelled at you for some bullshit reason?
#59 - kashin (03/16/2013) [-]
Not only that, but they've proceeded to break up with me over it.
I had to sit them down, calm them down, and try to make them see why they weren't being rational.
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#60 - iktpq (03/16/2013) [-]
well then I take back what I said cause I've never really believed girls are as crazy as people say lol
#61 - kashin (03/16/2013) [-]
I thought it was more of a clichรฉ that people repeated as well, before I realized it wasn't just a joke.