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Date Signed Up:1/12/2011
Last Login:7/08/2014
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Content Ranking:#3189
Comment Ranking:#9550
Highest Content Rank:#3160
Highest Comment Rank:#3310
Content Thumbs: 4078 total,  4418 ,  340
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Content Level Progress: 28% (28/100)
Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
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Level 243 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 244 Comments: Doinitrite
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#7 - thats like a romantic comedy 07/31/2012 on Friend Zoned by a hooker:... +9
#79 - i fucking love kung pow 07/31/2012 on eharmony it is +11
#106 - girlfriend? 07/31/2012 on Growing up +1
#123 - yep, internet's leaking again. someone call a plumber. 07/30/2012 on Cactus. +14
#101 - Picture 07/29/2012 on Incest, it's fucking... 0
#744 - fuck it, we're starting our own movement. with beer! nation of… 07/29/2012 on My high school life in a... +12
#39 - once again a whole other story but say a slasher movie like bl…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Who? 0
User avatar #46 - lovedbynone (07/29/2012) [-]
Are you guys retarded? Just bite a hole out of it...
User avatar #59 - daentraya (07/29/2012) [-]
I think that would be fairly difficult, but probably possible
User avatar #74 - lovedbynone (07/30/2012) [-]
really... grab a bag near you, and bite down, grinding your teeth
User avatar #75 - lovedbynone (07/30/2012) [-]
inb4 "didnt say put the bag to my mouth"
#37 - that's a whole other story but even if your hands are tied you…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Who? 0
User avatar #38 - CoolStoryBrosky (07/29/2012) [-]
tied behind your back.
User avatar #39 - ijiek (07/29/2012) [-]
once again a whole other story but say a slasher movie like black christmas the assailant just grabs a bag and wraps it around the persons had and instead of making an effort they just slap their own face and flail around.
User avatar #46 - lovedbynone (07/29/2012) [-]
Are you guys retarded? Just bite a hole out of it...
User avatar #59 - daentraya (07/29/2012) [-]
I think that would be fairly difficult, but probably possible
User avatar #74 - lovedbynone (07/30/2012) [-]
really... grab a bag near you, and bite down, grinding your teeth
User avatar #75 - lovedbynone (07/30/2012) [-]
inb4 "didnt say put the bag to my mouth"
#35 - i dont get the whole suffocation from plastic bag thing, if yo…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Who? +3
User avatar #40 - spyter (07/29/2012) [-]
Actually the body goes it to a paniced state and thats not the first thing you think of but yes kinda stupid .
User avatar #36 - CoolStoryBrosky (07/29/2012) [-]
and if your hands are tied?
User avatar #37 - ijiek (07/29/2012) [-]
that's a whole other story but even if your hands are tied you can still raise your arm erect your index finger and poke a mouth hole.
User avatar #38 - CoolStoryBrosky (07/29/2012) [-]
tied behind your back.
User avatar #39 - ijiek (07/29/2012) [-]
once again a whole other story but say a slasher movie like black christmas the assailant just grabs a bag and wraps it around the persons had and instead of making an effort they just slap their own face and flail around.
User avatar #46 - lovedbynone (07/29/2012) [-]
Are you guys retarded? Just bite a hole out of it...
User avatar #59 - daentraya (07/29/2012) [-]
I think that would be fairly difficult, but probably possible
User avatar #74 - lovedbynone (07/30/2012) [-]
really... grab a bag near you, and bite down, grinding your teeth
User avatar #75 - lovedbynone (07/30/2012) [-]
inb4 "didnt say put the bag to my mouth"
#54 - just got a heavy feel... 07/29/2012 on farming desktop background +1
#261 - oh fuck me! castlevania! 07/29/2012 on have at you! +4
#10 - never going back to Brazil again 07/27/2012 on Change of Scenery +2
#325 - this is just ridiculous 07/27/2012 on Kill Facebook now +1
#7 - lets get some alternative art flowing 07/27/2012 on Mario 0
#23 - european porn  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2012 on adult content 0
#32 - devout feminist (07/23/2012) [-]
German, to be exact.
User avatar #36 - christofferse (07/23/2012) [-]
still european then :)
#5 - he got some sort of cancer that no matter what will never heal… 07/22/2012 on Title +2
#384 - Comment deleted 07/22/2012 on This Is Stupidity In Ape... 0
#92 - Picture 07/22/2012 on Deadpool feels +3
#23 - actually have to agree with kury the blatant jokes he delivers…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2012 on oh deadpool... you so silly +1
User avatar #33 - supbiatches (07/22/2012) [-]
I retract my statement, just watch x men origins to see RR as deadpool and he is spot on. I was picturing his green lantern humor. I apologize and there for lost all my internet points.
#374 - Comment deleted 07/21/2012 on KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!! +4
#45 - that's. . .actually true 07/21/2012 on great idea +8
#24 - Comment deleted 07/20/2012 on Title 0
#124 - LA 07/20/2012 on Subway Maps 0
#22 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2012 on Title +6
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#104 - ohoh that shit was badass 07/19/2012 on One of the Best Childhood... 0
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#1 - haghags (04/13/2011) [-]
I troll you noob
#2 to #1 - ijiek (04/13/2011) [-]
trolling attempt has been temporarily blocked. please have a nice day
trolling attempt has been temporarily blocked. please have a nice day
#3 to #2 - haghags (04/13/2011) [-]
you do know who I am right?
User avatar #4 to #3 - ijiek (04/13/2011) [-]
oh, lol my bad
User avatar #5 to #4 - ijiek (04/13/2011) [-]
i do now
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