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#35 - His life is actually in danger tho, so not bad  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on This guy... 0
User avatar #40 - lotengo (06/16/2015) [-]
pretty sure they send a a crash test dummy first if there was evn the slightest risk
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on Evolution of Phone +11
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#487 - All Christians belive in creationism.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Let's have a discussion... -1
User avatar #489 - whatareyouon (06/02/2015) [-]
I am a Christian, i think creationism is a load of garbojo so yeah no you're fucking wrong mate. nice generalizations tho
#490 - John Cena (06/02/2015) [-]
That is the single most retarded thing I have ever heard in my entire life. You believe in god but you don't believe god created you? U WOT M8?
User avatar #500 - whatareyouon (06/02/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure you have no actual idea what creationism means which is very good in a sense. i was created by my mother obviously there is scientific proof of that I'm not ignorant enough to ignore the SCIENTIFIC LAWS OF NATURE, i believe there is a god who watches over us and helps probability favor the hardworking. but let me just take a second to pop the fantasy bubble you've been living in, there are hundreds of different types of Christians all belonging to different churches that preach different things, before you generalize how about knowing what the fuck you're talking about.
#8 - What happens when you drop it into dry leaves or grass and it …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Save the planet. Kill yourself +67
#46 - John Cena (05/30/2015) [-]
The cherry off a cig can't even light gasoline
#48 - newzalaman (05/30/2015) [-]
Nigga have you even seen a cherry of a cigarette? Yes it can't light gasoline because gasoline is too wet for it. But it can light dumpsters and dry leaves any day. Especially on windy days.
#31 - John Cena (05/30/2015) [-]
Thats why they are fire safe now.
User avatar #58 - mountainyard (05/30/2015) [-]
That was a really good idea, but I'm sure alot of smokers are pissed. They took out the oxidising crystals on the tobacco. They used to release oxygen to keep the cigarette burning, but this also meant that they would stay lit when they'd been thrown into grass and such.

Nowadays if you don't take a drag in a while it will extinguish itself, it tastes worse if you relight it, but I'd rather have forests than a longer burning smoke.
#12 - How to spot a troll 101, this. 05/16/2015 on wut.jpg +2
#74 - "indisputable fossil records". Last Thursday. Check. Mate.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Republicans -3
User avatar #76 - trollmobile (05/12/2015) [-]
what happened last thursday?
User avatar #121 - pebar (05/12/2015) [-]

It's a satire criticism of creationism, similar to pastafarianism
#78 - John Cena (05/12/2015) [-]
Last Thursday the universe was created, all fossils appeared as if they actually existed as animals before then, even your brain with your "memories" spawned that day. A theory that can't be disproved.
User avatar #82 - trollmobile (05/12/2015) [-]
well that's retarded, mainly due to the laws of physics.
such rapid expansion is only allowed in dongs.
#85 - John Cena (05/12/2015) [-]
Any sort of expansion could have been spawned at that rate. It's like loading a game world for the first time.
User avatar #89 - trollmobile (05/12/2015) [-]
loading a game takes time, and some things are loaded before others.
world creation is not instant, but rather a gradual process.
User avatar #77 - renespar (05/12/2015) [-]
I too am curious
#1 - This looks way too warm to be a Canadian summer 05/06/2015 on Canadian Summer +7
#51 - Implying he is stupid when the person who made the word is ret…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Asiz -18
User avatar #85 - mutzaki (05/06/2015) [-]
Ah okay, level -207. You're going on hide all!
User avatar #56 - maycontainallergys (05/06/2015) [-]
A Grapefruit is a little bigger then and orange and is sour like a lemon in soda form its alright
User avatar #82 - discobleach (05/06/2015) [-]
it's a lot less sour than a lemon.. it's not disgusting to eat, i love eating grapefruit.
#55 - hotpiss (05/06/2015) [-]
most people here have never had sex, but they know what it is.
User avatar #84 - doctorcamden (05/06/2015) [-]
actually, i'm willing to put a small but fair amount of money on the possibility that there are more people here who aren't virgins than those who are virgins.
#91 - hotpiss (05/06/2015) [-]
How much? I'll take that bet.
#75 - walcorn (05/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #72 - zaywoot (05/06/2015) [-]
most people on funnyjunk maybe...
User avatar #101 - hashtronaut (05/06/2015) [-]
he said here
User avatar #114 - zaywoot (05/06/2015) [-]
Sorry I misread it, my fault
User avatar #115 - hashtronaut (05/06/2015) [-]
it happens. saul goodman
User avatar #116 - zaywoot (05/06/2015) [-]
IDK, I still think it's jimmy mcgill
User avatar #117 - hashtronaut (05/06/2015) [-]
I didn't end up watching BCS as much as I thought I would..but I missed like 2 episodes in a row and once that happens unless you catch up it's easy to just stop watching.

I was trying to get through SOA, so that took most my viewing time. (Plus my internet is shit so if it isn't on netflix I can't stream w/o buffering for awhile)
User avatar #54 - noisia (05/06/2015) [-]
"No, guys. I'm ignorant to what a grapefruit is, so he's allowed to be too. The real idiot is the dictionary!"
#52 - someoneforamoment (05/06/2015) [-]
Maybe so, but I'd expect that most people would have heard of a grapefruit and would know it's probably different from a Grape (berry)
#20 - Are you a man or a sis gender?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on revisempai's profile 0
#21 - revisempai (05/06/2015) [-]
a man, a glorious man
#208 - Now thats some ******* clever trolling 03/10/2015 on Are you kidding me?!? 0
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