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#24 - But AVG slowed it down by 500 11/20/2014 on Aww Yeah ! +1
#3 - you know theres not much happening in the world when feminism … 11/17/2014 on Love this guy 0
#1 - well played old man, well played 11/17/2014 on The Perfect Trick +3
#2 - huh, never thought about it like that, your right 11/17/2014 on Sucks 0
#2 - That was good 11/17/2014 on The possibilities 0
#254 - it might be diluted but it has the potential to do that even a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on Vaccines 0
User avatar #255 - lebarricuda (11/03/2014) [-]
The blood stream dilutes it even further, quit being a bitch and stop endangering the people around you by getting vaccinated.
#253 - Ok, I agree mixing chemicals can cancel their effects but can …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Vaccines 0
User avatar #256 - iamthepapercut (11/03/2014) [-]
It's because, in its elemental state, mercury is able to combine with the materials that form neurons and break them down. When it is contained in ethylmercury it cannot do that, it would have to be converted to elemental mercury first.

Before I explain further, let me speak on why this type of mercury was considered a threat in the first place. Another mercury compound, methylmercury, is extremely toxic. To use the scientific terminology, it will completely fuck your shit. Seriously, it can cross into almost every part of your body, build up in your system, slowly convert to inorganic mercury, and basically rape all of your organs in some way.

It's the most common way sea food will become contaminated with mercury, because, unlike ethylmercury, it does bioaccumulate and will build up in the systems of the fish and then the systems of whatever eats it, namely people. Methylmercury has been studied rather extensively. Ethylmercury though, until the scare with the vaccines, was largely ignored, and many chemist just decided to assume it would have nearly the same properties as it's methyl counterpart. That's how the craze with this shit started.

Turns out they were off entirely. Ethylmercury does not behave at all like methymercury except for the way it initially spreads through the body basically their chemical composition is close enough to an amino acid, methionine, the body needs. Thus transport proteins, confusing them with methionine, just take them everywhere . However, once there, ethylmercury doesn't have nearly as much time to decompose into elemental mercury because it's removed from the body very quickly, and even if it had time to completely decompose, the mercury it becomes is significantly less toxic than that of methylmercury. As it turns out, not all mercury is created equal.

Combine this information with the minute amount that is actually used in vaccines and its inability to build up in the body, ethylmercury is harmless.
User avatar #257 - iamthepapercut (11/03/2014) [-]
Completely ignore that first bit. I had to cut out a lot because of character limits and now I realize that it contradicts what I said at the end because of the changes I made.

Also tl;dr: the vaccine mercury compound breaks down into a different, barely toxic form of mercury and can't stay in the body long enough to do anything because of various biological processes.
#218 - Injecting directly into the blood stream vs eating it is a who…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Vaccines -1
User avatar #225 - littleliz (10/31/2014) [-]
also just because autism is in the brain doesnt mean mercury is what causes it. mercury effects the memory part of the brain and the more mercury means higher risk of dementia and Alzheimer.
User avatar #223 - littleliz (10/31/2014) [-]
but as i said they dont use mercury anymore. not since like 98. but still the amount of mercury we got was harmless. i used to drink more mercury every single day than the dosage i got from vaccines.
User avatar #224 - littleliz (10/31/2014) [-]
sorry, could be harmless* depending on the amount of shots you got
#217 - ethyl mercury is toxic...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on Vaccines -1
User avatar #234 - ninjaroo (10/31/2014) [-]
Fucking water is toxic. People are admitted to hospital with water poisoning. Saying it's toxic is pointless because everything is toxic. Look up how much of it has to be present before it becomes a danger and how much of it is in any vaccine and you'd know there'd need to be a hundred or a thousand times the amount before you could claim it was dangerous.
#216 - I bring up point, you do not... ahh the irony.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Vaccines -1
#247 - iamthepapercut (10/31/2014) [-]
Fine, you want me to bring up my points?

First off, the mercury that used to be in those vaccines note used to be in, because its use in routine child vaccines has been phased out in the us and europe because retards like you were so afraid of it even though there has NEVER BEEN A SINGLE STUDY PROVIDING EVIDENCE FOR IT CAUSING AUTISM www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2376879/

It is true that thimersal, the compound that metabolizes into ethylmercury, can kill you if too much is present in the body, but this would only be a problem if it was possible to receive the necessary does from vaccines, which it isn't. And before you even to bring it up, the needed level can't be reached by accumulated vaccines over one's lifetime because ethylmercury doesn't bioaccumulate the way mercury does. It's completely out of your body within 1-2 weeks at most.

Most importantly though, a compound containing a certain element does not in any way have to maintain the attributes of that element. For example, take two chemicals: Sodium hydroxide, NaOH, otherwise known as lye, and hydrochloric acid, HCl. A solution of either of these chemicals would cause serious chemical burns and likely kill you if you drank them, but do you know what you get when you combine the two? They make salt water. Combining these two very toxic chemicals, assuming they react completely, makes something you can fucking swim in. So no, something containing mercury does not necessarily mean it will have the same effects as elemental mercury, i.e. brain damage.

And just to make my feelings toward you clear, I wish I could castrate you so you couldn't breed. You're more of a threat to society than vaccines are.
User avatar #253 - iisdan (11/02/2014) [-]
Ok, I agree mixing chemicals can cancel their effects but can you tell me what its being mixed with that cancels the brain damage? Im not just going to assume they included it.
User avatar #256 - iamthepapercut (11/03/2014) [-]
It's because, in its elemental state, mercury is able to combine with the materials that form neurons and break them down. When it is contained in ethylmercury it cannot do that, it would have to be converted to elemental mercury first.

Before I explain further, let me speak on why this type of mercury was considered a threat in the first place. Another mercury compound, methylmercury, is extremely toxic. To use the scientific terminology, it will completely fuck your shit. Seriously, it can cross into almost every part of your body, build up in your system, slowly convert to inorganic mercury, and basically rape all of your organs in some way.

It's the most common way sea food will become contaminated with mercury, because, unlike ethylmercury, it does bioaccumulate and will build up in the systems of the fish and then the systems of whatever eats it, namely people. Methylmercury has been studied rather extensively. Ethylmercury though, until the scare with the vaccines, was largely ignored, and many chemist just decided to assume it would have nearly the same properties as it's methyl counterpart. That's how the craze with this shit started.

Turns out they were off entirely. Ethylmercury does not behave at all like methymercury except for the way it initially spreads through the body basically their chemical composition is close enough to an amino acid, methionine, the body needs. Thus transport proteins, confusing them with methionine, just take them everywhere . However, once there, ethylmercury doesn't have nearly as much time to decompose into elemental mercury because it's removed from the body very quickly, and even if it had time to completely decompose, the mercury it becomes is significantly less toxic than that of methylmercury. As it turns out, not all mercury is created equal.

Combine this information with the minute amount that is actually used in vaccines and its inability to build up in the body, ethylmercury is harmless.
User avatar #257 - iamthepapercut (11/03/2014) [-]
Completely ignore that first bit. I had to cut out a lot because of character limits and now I realize that it contradicts what I said at the end because of the changes I made.

Also tl;dr: the vaccine mercury compound breaks down into a different, barely toxic form of mercury and can't stay in the body long enough to do anything because of various biological processes.
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