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User avatar #3524797 - lillpip (03/11/2013) [-]
ttyl bbz
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Buh bye!
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cul8r
User avatar #3524797 - lillpip (03/11/2013) [-]
ttyl bbz
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User avatar #3080969 - DamnJackieChan (02/10/2013) [-]
dud, holy sht calm down, frget i sed anyting
User avatar #3080989 - ihavenipplez (02/10/2013) [-]
k but dont mess with me agan or i can gte my 18 y/o cousin to find you and he bin playin cod since the first game

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User avatar #94 - tehbestever (12/10/2012) [-]
omg repozt
User avatar #93 - Trollipops (12/10/2012) [-]
hey are you there?
User avatar #96 to #93 - ihavenipplez (12/11/2012) [-]
Now I am
User avatar #97 to #96 - Trollipops (12/11/2012) [-]
danget, how about now >.<? im really interestedin your points for the items game, and was wondering if you could gift me them
User avatar #98 to #97 - ihavenipplez (12/11/2012) [-]
Ehm yea sure, how exactly?
User avatar #99 to #98 - Trollipops (12/12/2012) [-]
um, well if you go to my profile, you will scroll down and see the items just above the comments, and if you could just click trade with user or whatever, and then send the points (amount shown at bottom of screen) i would be very thankful if you could do this and if you want an item you could take a present <3
#100 to #99 - ihavenipplez (12/14/2012) [-]
Okay, that's fine and I don't need anything in return c:
Okay, that's fine and I don't need anything in return c:
User avatar #101 to #100 - Trollipops (12/14/2012) [-]
i love you so much, also <3 doctor who :D thank you thankyou
#102 to #101 - ihavenipplez (12/14/2012) [-]
No problem   
and also Doctor Who &lt;3
No problem
and also Doctor Who <3
User avatar #83 - xxkillionarexx (12/09/2012) [-]
Hullo, from me and my girlfriend :3
#84 to #83 - ihavenipplez (12/09/2012) [-]
Hello killionare   
Hello killionares girlfriend c:
Hello killionare
Hello killionares girlfriend c:
User avatar #85 to #84 - xxkillionarexx (12/09/2012) [-]
How are you this fine evening? :D
#86 to #85 - ihavenipplez (12/09/2012) [-]
I'm good, just tumblring alone with my dog. Just finished watching Life of Pi too, pretty good movie.
I'm good, just tumblring alone with my dog. Just finished watching Life of Pi too, pretty good movie.
User avatar #89 to #88 - xxkillionarexx (12/09/2012) [-]
That is goddamn adorable
#90 to #89 - ihavenipplez (12/09/2012) [-]
It's like the two cutest things on earth in one picture
It's like the two cutest things on earth in one picture
User avatar #91 to #90 - xxkillionarexx (12/09/2012) [-]
David Tennant <3
#92 to #91 - ihavenipplez (12/09/2012) [-]
Yep &lt;3
Yep <3
User avatar #81 - tehbestever (11/18/2012) [-]
fust
User avatar #80 - tehbestever (11/18/2012) [-]
furst
User avatar #79 - tehbestever (11/18/2012) [-]
furst
User avatar #78 - tehbestever (11/18/2012) [-]
furst
#69 - xxkillionarexx (11/12/2012) [-]
Cluck cluck cluck?

Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck :3
User avatar #70 to #69 - ihavenipplez (11/12/2012) [-]
Dat comment number
User avatar #73 to #72 - xxkillionarexx (11/12/2012) [-]
;D I have no idea where this is going.....
User avatar #56 - xxkillionarexx (11/11/2012) [-]
Hi
User avatar #58 to #57 - xxkillionarexx (11/11/2012) [-]
How's it going :/
User avatar #59 to #58 - ihavenipplez (11/11/2012) [-]
Good I guess, nothing too bad
User avatar #60 to #59 - xxkillionarexx (11/11/2012) [-]
Cool....


Why are we whispering?
User avatar #61 to #60 - ihavenipplez (11/11/2012) [-]
Because my mom just got here and I don't want her to take me home. Just pretend I'm not here and she'll think I'm gone. That way I can stay at your house
User avatar #62 to #61 - xxkillionarexx (11/11/2012) [-]
I had no idea she was here...
User avatar #63 to #62 - ihavenipplez (11/11/2012) [-]
Look she's in the driveway
Let's get under the bed in case she comes in
User avatar #64 to #63 - xxkillionarexx (11/11/2012) [-]
*gets a running start and slides under the bed*
User avatar #65 to #64 - ihavenipplez (11/11/2012) [-]
*Gets under after you*

Now there's no way she can take us home



Dude
Is this my GI Joe?
It is
You poop head
I'm taking this back
User avatar #66 to #65 - xxkillionarexx (11/11/2012) [-]
Damn... you found it....



Shhh.... someone's coming up the stairs....
User avatar #67 to #66 - ihavenipplez (11/11/2012) [-]
Ok ok ssh ssh
User avatar #68 to #67 - xxkillionarexx (11/11/2012) [-]
*pulls out .45 pistol out of pocket and loads it*

User avatar #49 - xxkillionarexx (11/08/2012) [-]
I... I need a hug.... :c
#50 to #49 - ihavenipplez (11/08/2012) [-]
Why? What's wrong?
Why? What's wrong?
User avatar #51 to #50 - xxkillionarexx (11/09/2012) [-]
So, my friend Phil is in the hospital dying of some liver infection, and he's internally bleeding. Just last night, they did a PAT Scan on him, and found two large cancer tumors on his heart. The chances of him surviving this ordeal are very slim..
#52 to #51 - ihavenipplez (11/09/2012) [-]
Oh I'm sorry :c
Oh I'm sorry :c
User avatar #53 to #52 - xxkillionarexx (11/10/2012) [-]
He died...
#54 to #53 - ihavenipplez (11/10/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I hope you feel okay :c
I'm sorry, I hope you feel okay :c
User avatar #55 to #54 - xxkillionarexx (11/10/2012) [-]
I'm okay...
User avatar #48 - xxkillionarexx (11/05/2012) [-]
One of the sheds in my back yard is infested with thirty-seven black widows.
I went in there to get something out and when I opened the door, one of them
fell off the ceiling and landed on the back of neck. Five seconds later I was in my house.
I don't know, but I think it may have bitten me..
User avatar #29 - xxkillionarexx (11/04/2012) [-]
Ummm... hello.... c:
User avatar #31 to #30 - xxkillionarexx (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm... not sure if you remember me...
#32 to #31 - ihavenipplez (11/04/2012) [-]
I recognize your name and all   
But I don't really recognize you   
   
I feel bad
I recognize your name and all
But I don't really recognize you

I feel bad
#33 to #32 - xxkillionarexx (11/04/2012) [-]
It's my fault, I never really talked to you :c

I should be the one who feels bad...
#34 to #33 - ihavenipplez (11/04/2012) [-]
Oh no worries! We can talk now c:
Oh no worries! We can talk now c:
User avatar #35 to #34 - xxkillionarexx (11/04/2012) [-]
Yay :D
#36 to #35 - ihavenipplez (11/04/2012) [-]
Yay c:   
   
So how are you?
Yay c:

So how are you?
User avatar #37 to #36 - xxkillionarexx (11/04/2012) [-]
I've been better, I've been having problems with schitzophrenia and depression :/

How are you? :3
#38 to #37 - ihavenipplez (11/04/2012) [-]
Aww, Hope you feel better soon :c   
   
I've been well, but my cousin committed suicide last week :'c
Aww, Hope you feel better soon :c

I've been well, but my cousin committed suicide last week :'c
#39 to #38 - xxkillionarexx (11/04/2012) [-]
Thanks, its been really hard on me :/

Sorry for your loss, my ucle and my two cousins we're murdered a few weeks ago.
Aren't we just bundles of joy right now?
#40 to #39 - ihavenipplez (11/04/2012) [-]
Aw, I'm sorry   
On a happy note though, I'm getting married in January c:
Aw, I'm sorry
On a happy note though, I'm getting married in January c:
#41 to #40 - xxkillionarexx (11/04/2012) [-]
Its okay :/   
   
Awww, good for you. Its gonna be me and my girlfriend's year aniversary in a few weeks :3
Its okay :/

Awww, good for you. Its gonna be me and my girlfriend's year aniversary in a few weeks :3
#42 to #41 - ihavenipplez (11/04/2012) [-]
Congrats! Most peoples relationships don't even last that long these days c:
Congrats! Most peoples relationships don't even last that long these days c:
User avatar #43 to #42 - xxkillionarexx (11/04/2012) [-]
Ours is going really good. c:
#44 to #43 - ihavenipplez (11/04/2012) [-]
That's awesome!   
I hope you get married and she has your babies.
That's awesome!
I hope you get married and she has your babies.
#45 to #44 - xxkillionarexx (11/04/2012) [-]
We both hate kids.
We both hate kids.
#46 to #45 - ihavenipplez (11/04/2012) [-]
I hope you get married and she has your  sex.
I hope you get married and she has your sex.
User avatar #20 - mayormilkman (10/26/2012) [-]
Do you have nipples?
User avatar #21 to #20 - ihavenipplez (10/26/2012) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (10/26/2012) [-]
How many? I don't need any; I'd just like to know.
User avatar #23 to #22 - ihavenipplez (10/26/2012) [-]
3 and a half.
Roughly speaking.
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (10/26/2012) [-]
Why is there a half-nipple?
User avatar #25 to #24 - ihavenipplez (10/26/2012) [-]
I had used to have four
But I lost half of one
When the fire nation attacked.
User avatar #27 to #25 - mayormilkman (10/27/2012) [-]
Ah, what a tragedy! If only I could donate a nipple to you. Too bad that I need the only two I've got.
User avatar #26 to #25 - imapatheticbanana (10/27/2012) [-]
Only the Purple Nurple, master of all four nipples, could stop them.

Sorry, just had to.
User avatar #74 to #26 - ihavenipplez (11/17/2012) [-]
Why were you on my profile?
User avatar #75 to #74 - imapatheticbanana (11/17/2012) [-]
oh um.

ummm.
um.
oh god.
I don't remember.
I don't have an excuse
#76 to #75 - ihavenipplez (11/17/2012) [-]
I'm watching you
I'm watching you
User avatar #15 - tehbestever (10/24/2012) [-]
le wtf fgt y u no in my friends list
User avatar #16 to #15 - ihavenipplez (10/24/2012) [-]
cuz ur la faggit
User avatar #17 to #16 - tehbestever (10/24/2012) [-]
omg ur so meeen
User avatar #18 to #17 - ihavenipplez (10/24/2012) [-]
bitch u gutta lern to deel wit teh hayt fggit live hard lele
#10 - Deavas (10/06/2012) [-]
dat dump. i saved them all
User avatar #11 to #10 - ihavenipplez (10/06/2012) [-]
Yey
That took a long time to collect my friend, a looong time
Jk it only took like 3 hours
User avatar #1 - uberderpyhooves (09/27/2012) [-]
FOUND YOU :D
#2 to #1 - ihavenipplez (09/27/2012) [-]
:D God dammit, I've been meaning to post on your profile c:
User avatar #3 to #2 - uberderpyhooves (09/27/2012) [-]
I got sad when you were banned, and then banned again D:
User avatar #4 to #3 - ihavenipplez (09/27/2012) [-]
I did too :c Idek why I was banned :c
User avatar #5 to #4 - uberderpyhooves (09/27/2012) [-]
Admon was power hungry :/
User avatar #6 to #5 - ihavenipplez (09/27/2012) [-]
Yea :c

So, whats up c:?
User avatar #7 to #6 - uberderpyhooves (09/27/2012) [-]
Sorry, for late reply, was working on my OC

My download just finished for one of my fav House bands
And I am gonna go take a quick shower. Be right back <3
User avatar #8 to #7 - ihavenipplez (09/27/2012) [-]
Okay cya <3
User avatar #9 to #8 - uberderpyhooves (09/27/2012) [-]
Ahhhhhhh. Refreshing ^~^
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