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#8 - nah man 08/28/2015 on never thought about it like... +51
#66 - at a bar with friend once. land whale next to us drunk as … 08/28/2015 on Nice +2
#30 - the tumblr **** warned me enough to adjust my volume ac… 08/26/2015 on Pocahontas 0
#2 - i was a ****** little kid because i demanded to have th… 08/25/2015 on Oatmeal +5
#6 - man imagine a cop going to prison for child rape and pornograp…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2015 on Because he's famous +4
User avatar #12 - heartlessrobot (08/24/2015) [-]
Just shit on the psychiatrists desk and get put in solitary.
#3 - in 8th grade my math teacher was promoted to vice principle. m…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2015 on We all had that one bitch... +32
User avatar #57 - AnomynousUser (08/25/2015) [-]
My middle school was a shit hole because of the teachers. They all had this condescending fucking attitude 24/7 and gave us no freedom. This was after I finished an incredible year at my other middle school (moved cross the country after 7th grade).

I still want to cunt punt and set fire to some of those assholes, and I'm in college...
#2 - i for some reason thought of this sort of thing when i read ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2015 on (untitled) +93
User avatar #22 - radodon (08/25/2015) [-]
I did not know that was his name, neat.
User avatar #12 - stickyhead (08/24/2015) [-]
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard when I saw your comment. Thank you.
#37 - you're obviously supposed to say you should walk to the class … 08/21/2015 on Men +4
#28 - i'd find a way  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2015 on Sensory Deprivation Tank +2
User avatar #89 - auronexplains (08/18/2015) [-]
"It'll all be okay lil nigga"
#20 - i wanna masturbate in it  [+] (8 new replies) 08/18/2015 on Sensory Deprivation Tank +5
User avatar #27 - Silver Quantum (08/18/2015) [-]
did you not read the part that said shut off all of your senses?
#38 - anon (08/18/2015) [-]
It doesn't shut off your sense of touch, you're just.. not touching anything while in it, is all.
User avatar #32 - qwertyuioplkjh (08/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, cuz I won't be able to feel myself...what a moron /s
User avatar #33 - Silver Quantum (08/18/2015) [-]
you don't seem to grasp the concept of what it means to shut off all your senses shitbrain
User avatar #53 - truezen (08/18/2015) [-]
it can't shut off your sense of touch you fucking dipshit
User avatar #35 - qwertyuioplkjh (08/18/2015) [-]
I-I guess you don't know what /s means then...
#28 - iforgetwhattosay (08/18/2015) [-]
i'd find a way
User avatar #89 - auronexplains (08/18/2015) [-]
"It'll all be okay lil nigga"


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User avatar #14 - gugek (01/05/2015) [-]
Hope your night is going well! Have a fantastic day tomorrow you deserve it
User avatar #13 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good morning. Have a fantastic day.
User avatar #12 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
Hey have a great night! And a fantastic day morning tomorow!
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User avatar #10 - gugek (10/18/2014) [-]
Hey! Have a fantastic day today :-]
User avatar #1 - colegaleener (11/20/2012) [-]
I am about the same level as you, yet you're rank #7450 on comments. How does that feel, bitch?
User avatar #3 to #1 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
i might as well also point out. you have posted a fair amount more comments than me.
User avatar #2 to #1 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
are you trying to insult me, or something? i don't really care all that much. i haven't even stared at my ranks until you pointed them out.
User avatar #4 to #2 - colegaleener (11/20/2012) [-]
Well no **** , retard, don't you know anything about this site at all? You have to keep commenting, or your rank goes down. Way to be a ******* noob. You suck at life.
User avatar #5 to #4 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
yeah i suck at life. i don't spend my time figuring out everything about a website. that's what real men do. thanks for that life lesson. i'll just go kill myself now like the complete stranger on the internet probably wants me to do.
User avatar #6 to #5 - colegaleener (11/20/2012) [-]
Woah woah, ****** . I never said kill yourself, it's just that you suck at life. See? It's like saying because you're a bad driver, (which you probably are) you should stop driving. Calm your little man tits.
User avatar #7 to #6 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
i don't drive. it's pointless in my city due to public transportation. much like this conversation. have fun with your life on the internet.
User avatar #8 to #7 - colegaleener (11/20/2012) [-]
What the **** is your problem, man? It's not I spend all day on the ******* computer.
User avatar #9 to #8 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
oh you're annoyed because i made assumptions about your life based on a very limited range of information given about your knowledge? how strange.
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