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#7 - I'd love to see this matchup doe...  [+] (12 new replies) 12/23/2014 on A Casual Disregard for... +6
User avatar #26 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2014) [-]
You're comparing a 300 lb gorilla wearing a 100 lb suit of armor to a 90 kg gorilla wearing a half kg leather cap.
User avatar #39 - idrinkslurpees (12/24/2014) [-]
Yeah and it'd be cool to see. Rugby guys don't need "100 lbs" of armor to do the same job a linebacker does at least when they're in run coverage
User avatar #41 - heartlessrobot (12/24/2014) [-]
Well, football players don't need the armor either.
That is, unless he wants to live through the season.
User avatar #42 - idrinkslurpees (12/24/2014) [-]
Actually according to the NFL they have to wear all of that protective stuff soooooo...
User avatar #43 - heartlessrobot (12/24/2014) [-]
That's because the impacts would be lethal without it.
User avatar #32 - shagityshagity (12/23/2014) [-]
do you even football bro? At most full football padding is maybe 25 lbs, if you buy the shitty generic crap. Lynch also only weighs 215, while Todd Clever weighs 213. Like seriously it took me 2 minutes to find all that shit. Go get some booklearnins you lil shit.
www.livestrong.com/article/366551-what-do-football-pads-weigh/
www.nfl.com/player/marshawnlynch/2495663/profile
usarugby.org/mens-eagles-players/item/todd-clever
User avatar #33 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2014) [-]
It was a couple numbers pulled out of my ass, dood.
User avatar #35 - shagityshagity (12/23/2014) [-]
Wrong numbers, and on the interwebs, that is all that matters
#11 - ThekidsTEN (12/23/2014) [-]
This would be terrible. The rugby guy wouldn't know what to do, since he would be playing football
User avatar #38 - idrinkslurpees (12/24/2014) [-]
You know that rugby player would be American, right? Every American man knows how to play football.
#8 - idrinkslurpees (12/23/2014) [-]
That Todd Clever, the captain for the American 15s team (rugby for you uncultured swine out there)
User avatar #10 - JoshOwnsAll (12/23/2014) [-]
"fuck roog-bey is fooken awesome" my british sports teacher used to say
I couldn't agree more
#6 - k I know Imma take **** for this but please help …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Check 'em +55
#164 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
All you gotta do is check'em
#7 - ohlookporn (12/23/2014) [-]
Whenever they make a roll on 4chins or whatever, it's always the posts comment number they are referring to.
User avatar #191 - sinonyx (12/24/2014) [-]
also check the file name
User avatar #143 - dsgbiohazard (12/24/2014) [-]
Also take note that the picture they used was named "55".
User avatar #110 - ruckallthefules (12/24/2014) [-]
I'm even impressed he named that image 55.jpg
God is sometimes in very special places.
User avatar #90 - bjornkrage (12/23/2014) [-]
and not even that, the filename is actually 55
#45 - mamemamo (12/23/2014) [-]
NO YOU FOOL

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM A FAGGOT AND THUMB HIM DOWN, NOT ACTUALLY HELP HIM.
#162 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
#64 - killo (12/23/2014) [-]
*Angry broccoli noises*
User avatar #9 - idrinkslurpees (12/23/2014) [-]
o. I looked at almost every other number except for that one... thanks
#32 - But all west coast stuff sounds the same. Smooth, slow, and a …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#30 - umm ever heard of Twista or Chief Keef?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #31 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (11/30/2014) [-]
I enjoy chief keef, but you cannot compare him to the likes of fourty water and keak.
User avatar #32 - idrinkslurpees (11/30/2014) [-]
But all west coast stuff sounds the same. Smooth, slow, and a lot of synth. At least Chicago stuff has some volatility.
#28 - Kanye, Bobby Shmurda... Chi-towns where its at doe.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/30/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #29 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (11/30/2014) [-]
E-40? Keak da sneak? Clyde carson? Iamsu? Problem? nah man.
#30 - idrinkslurpees (11/30/2014) [-]
umm ever heard of Twista or Chief Keef?
User avatar #31 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (11/30/2014) [-]
I enjoy chief keef, but you cannot compare him to the likes of fourty water and keak.
User avatar #32 - idrinkslurpees (11/30/2014) [-]
But all west coast stuff sounds the same. Smooth, slow, and a lot of synth. At least Chicago stuff has some volatility.
#33 - Umm I think that was a woman... 11/14/2014 on Religious Deep Throat +1
#96 - no seriously it is. especially 7s with rookies. 10/28/2014 on 'murica 0
#23 - I'm not sure any rugby player really knows how to play rugby. …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/28/2014 on 'murica +3
#100 - tanisrapedmygoat (10/29/2014) [-]
That's okay. You get it eventually. I play in a men's league now. Its fun when people who don't know how to play join and get killed. pic related Me stiffarming Ahman Green (former Green Bay Packer RB) to the ground
#42 - bazda (10/28/2014) [-]
It's just smear the queer with touchdowns, right?
User avatar #99 - tanisrapedmygoat (10/29/2014) [-]
Why would a bunch of straight guys want to jump on and hold down a queer
User avatar #96 - idrinkslurpees (10/28/2014) [-]
no seriously it is. especially 7s with rookies.
#48 - bakajack (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm afraid nobody outside the US knows what smear the queer is
#49 - bazda (10/28/2014) [-]
The person with the ball is the "queer" his goal is to get away, and everyone else tries to tackle him.
#32 - Yeah I'll take things that didn't happen for $100.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on How Steam was born +29
User avatar #150 - reaperoxide (08/27/2014) [-]
You just watched it happen.
User avatar #142 - deathchain (08/27/2014) [-]
Who cares? If the whole thing was staged, it was impeccably performed.
User avatar #97 - thefates (08/27/2014) [-]
This is a video. At the very least we can visibly see the the games being torn up.
#132 - Nah nah nah you got me started on the rucks. Unless you have… 05/31/2014 on Handegg? +3
#96 - Comment deleted 04/28/2014 on SCREW O.C. ROLL USERS 0
#21 - woooooooah guys look at this picture. It looks sooo real but t… 04/28/2014 on ITT: 0
#1594 - yeah that's it, thanks! How did you find that out?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on /books/ board +1
User avatar #1596 - melontwilight (03/04/2014) [-]
I googled "Poem 12" and it was like the second thing listed lol
#1588 - Does anyone remember the name of that poem written by an old R…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2014 on /books/ board +1
User avatar #1602 - Zydratejunkie (03/04/2014) [-]
It's actually Catullus 16, that you're thinking of. But he wrote a lot of good poems, and many of them are nearly as offensive in their historic context.
User avatar #1593 - melontwilight (03/04/2014) [-]
Catullus 12?
User avatar #1594 - idrinkslurpees (03/04/2014) [-]
yeah that's it, thanks! How did you find that out?
User avatar #1596 - melontwilight (03/04/2014) [-]
I googled "Poem 12" and it was like the second thing listed lol
#100432 - Hey do any of you guys have that comp of pictures where it's g… 02/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#103 - Lol, I'm talking about day-to-day stuff here and all you got i…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Experiment +1
User avatar #106 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
DO NOT BASH OUR PUNKINS!! We get pumpkin ice cream. And thats the shit.
User avatar #105 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
That is beyond redneck
#100 - I can't really blame you guys. What else is there to do out th…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Experiment +1
User avatar #102 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
hey now. We have the pumpkin festival. haha. And I never went mudding. It's not my cup of tea
User avatar #103 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm talking about day-to-day stuff here and all you got is a motherfucking pumpkin festival... at least you're not like Kaneland (right next to Dekalb). They have "Bring your tractor to school" day.
User avatar #106 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
DO NOT BASH OUR PUNKINS!! We get pumpkin ice cream. And thats the shit.
User avatar #105 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
That is beyond redneck
#95 - Are you guys? The main problem in St. Charles, Aurora and Gene…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Experiment +1
User avatar #99 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
a bit yes
User avatar #100 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
I can't really blame you guys. What else is there to do out there? Especially during the winter. Hell, it's tough enough for us to find stuff to do and we're only 45min out from Chicago. You guys gotta go mudding a lot, right?
User avatar #102 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
hey now. We have the pumpkin festival. haha. And I never went mudding. It's not my cup of tea
User avatar #103 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm talking about day-to-day stuff here and all you got is a motherfucking pumpkin festival... at least you're not like Kaneland (right next to Dekalb). They have "Bring your tractor to school" day.
User avatar #106 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
DO NOT BASH OUR PUNKINS!! We get pumpkin ice cream. And thats the shit.
User avatar #105 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
That is beyond redneck
#92 - Oh lol you guys are the Potters...  [+] (8 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Experiment +1
User avatar #93 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
people call us the pot heads... -.-
User avatar #95 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Are you guys? The main problem in St. Charles, Aurora and Geneva is Heroin. There's a handful of people that do it here, but it's a pretty select group of people (they're all weird as fuck)
User avatar #99 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
a bit yes
User avatar #100 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
I can't really blame you guys. What else is there to do out there? Especially during the winter. Hell, it's tough enough for us to find stuff to do and we're only 45min out from Chicago. You guys gotta go mudding a lot, right?
User avatar #102 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
hey now. We have the pumpkin festival. haha. And I never went mudding. It's not my cup of tea
User avatar #103 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm talking about day-to-day stuff here and all you got is a motherfucking pumpkin festival... at least you're not like Kaneland (right next to Dekalb). They have "Bring your tractor to school" day.
User avatar #106 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
DO NOT BASH OUR PUNKINS!! We get pumpkin ice cream. And thats the shit.
User avatar #105 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
That is beyond redneck
#90 - Oh yeah, that's why. We weren't really on the map until our fo…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Experiment +1
User avatar #91 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
its about 20 minutes from peoria.
User avatar #92 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Oh lol you guys are the Potters...
User avatar #93 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
people call us the pot heads... -.-
User avatar #95 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Are you guys? The main problem in St. Charles, Aurora and Geneva is Heroin. There's a handful of people that do it here, but it's a pretty select group of people (they're all weird as fuck)
User avatar #99 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
a bit yes
User avatar #100 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
I can't really blame you guys. What else is there to do out there? Especially during the winter. Hell, it's tough enough for us to find stuff to do and we're only 45min out from Chicago. You guys gotta go mudding a lot, right?
User avatar #102 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
hey now. We have the pumpkin festival. haha. And I never went mudding. It's not my cup of tea
User avatar #103 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm talking about day-to-day stuff here and all you got is a motherfucking pumpkin festival... at least you're not like Kaneland (right next to Dekalb). They have "Bring your tractor to school" day.
User avatar #106 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
DO NOT BASH OUR PUNKINS!! We get pumpkin ice cream. And thats the shit.
User avatar #105 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
That is beyond redneck
#88 - When did you live in Peoria?  [+] (12 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Experiment +1
User avatar #89 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
before I went to college. so.. 94-12?
User avatar #90 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, that's why. We weren't really on the map until our football team got good. Basically the year after you left. I've never heard of Morton, where's that?
User avatar #91 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
its about 20 minutes from peoria.
User avatar #92 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Oh lol you guys are the Potters...
User avatar #93 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
people call us the pot heads... -.-
User avatar #95 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Are you guys? The main problem in St. Charles, Aurora and Geneva is Heroin. There's a handful of people that do it here, but it's a pretty select group of people (they're all weird as fuck)
User avatar #99 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
a bit yes
User avatar #100 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
I can't really blame you guys. What else is there to do out there? Especially during the winter. Hell, it's tough enough for us to find stuff to do and we're only 45min out from Chicago. You guys gotta go mudding a lot, right?
User avatar #102 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
hey now. We have the pumpkin festival. haha. And I never went mudding. It's not my cup of tea
User avatar #103 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm talking about day-to-day stuff here and all you got is a motherfucking pumpkin festival... at least you're not like Kaneland (right next to Dekalb). They have "Bring your tractor to school" day.
User avatar #106 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
DO NOT BASH OUR PUNKINS!! We get pumpkin ice cream. And thats the shit.
User avatar #105 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
That is beyond redneck
#86 - I'm up in Batavia, right next to Aurora and St. Charles. Compa…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Experiment +1
User avatar #87 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
Well I've never heard of Batavia
User avatar #88 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
When did you live in Peoria?
User avatar #89 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
before I went to college. so.. 94-12?
User avatar #90 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, that's why. We weren't really on the map until our football team got good. Basically the year after you left. I've never heard of Morton, where's that?
User avatar #91 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
its about 20 minutes from peoria.
User avatar #92 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Oh lol you guys are the Potters...
User avatar #93 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
people call us the pot heads... -.-
User avatar #95 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Are you guys? The main problem in St. Charles, Aurora and Geneva is Heroin. There's a handful of people that do it here, but it's a pretty select group of people (they're all weird as fuck)
User avatar #99 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
a bit yes
User avatar #100 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
I can't really blame you guys. What else is there to do out there? Especially during the winter. Hell, it's tough enough for us to find stuff to do and we're only 45min out from Chicago. You guys gotta go mudding a lot, right?
User avatar #102 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
hey now. We have the pumpkin festival. haha. And I never went mudding. It's not my cup of tea
User avatar #103 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm talking about day-to-day stuff here and all you got is a motherfucking pumpkin festival... at least you're not like Kaneland (right next to Dekalb). They have "Bring your tractor to school" day.
User avatar #106 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
DO NOT BASH OUR PUNKINS!! We get pumpkin ice cream. And thats the shit.
User avatar #105 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
That is beyond redneck
#79 - Illinois, USA  [+] (16 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Experiment +1
User avatar #82 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
I used to live in Peoria and Morton
#86 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
I'm up in Batavia, right next to Aurora and St. Charles. Compared to me you're way out in the sticks.
User avatar #87 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
Well I've never heard of Batavia
User avatar #88 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
When did you live in Peoria?
User avatar #89 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
before I went to college. so.. 94-12?
User avatar #90 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, that's why. We weren't really on the map until our football team got good. Basically the year after you left. I've never heard of Morton, where's that?
User avatar #91 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
its about 20 minutes from peoria.
User avatar #92 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Oh lol you guys are the Potters...
User avatar #93 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
people call us the pot heads... -.-
User avatar #95 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Are you guys? The main problem in St. Charles, Aurora and Geneva is Heroin. There's a handful of people that do it here, but it's a pretty select group of people (they're all weird as fuck)
User avatar #99 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
a bit yes
User avatar #100 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
I can't really blame you guys. What else is there to do out there? Especially during the winter. Hell, it's tough enough for us to find stuff to do and we're only 45min out from Chicago. You guys gotta go mudding a lot, right?
User avatar #102 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
hey now. We have the pumpkin festival. haha. And I never went mudding. It's not my cup of tea
User avatar #103 - idrinkslurpees (02/10/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm talking about day-to-day stuff here and all you got is a motherfucking pumpkin festival... at least you're not like Kaneland (right next to Dekalb). They have "Bring your tractor to school" day.
User avatar #106 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
DO NOT BASH OUR PUNKINS!! We get pumpkin ice cream. And thats the shit.
User avatar #105 - kittehkitty (02/10/2014) [-]
That is beyond redneck
#340 - boom sauce 01/31/2014 on Basically the entire South... 0
#97442 - Is pirate bay safe though? I'm too afraid some asshole put a t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #97452 - pokemonstheshiz (01/24/2014) [-]
most of the stuff I get off there are discographies or whole albums by trusted users (they have little symbols). It will mostly be obvious who's malicious and not. If you're suspicious of something then scan it with an antivirus.
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