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#47 - There's a bar near me that has Duff on tap. Pretty good stuff,… 6 hours ago on Simpsons Facts Comp 0
#21 - Rule 1 of politics: never put your candidate in a hat … 03/01/2015 on le 0
#168 - You're right—they officially changed the name to "Macca…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Aussie +1
User avatar #170 - dragontamers (02/27/2015) [-]
Because australians are lazy and would rather pronounce it with an 'ah' rather than a 'doe'
#164 - I heard Mickey D's called "Macdos" (mack-DOEs) while…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Aussie +2
User avatar #165 - grumpexplain (02/27/2015) [-]
The actual name of McDonald's in Australia is Macco's, it's not slang. I don't quite see why they would add a d into the name that they've known it as forever.
#168 - icouldgetsome (02/27/2015) [-]
You're right—they officially changed the name to "Macca's" since I was there (in 2010). I wonder why they went with that and not MacDo's, I swear I heard that

User avatar #170 - dragontamers (02/27/2015) [-]
Because australians are lazy and would rather pronounce it with an 'ah' rather than a 'doe'
User avatar #166 - grumpexplain (02/27/2015) [-]
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#83 - This was great until you criticized Obama, who is the elected …  [+] (16 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Baddest Of Ass -6
User avatar #113 - dorfdorfdorf (02/06/2015) [-]
obama summarily released prisoners in exchange for a turncoat and then invited the traitor to his house

he might not be able to do good kingly shit, but fuck me with a rake if he's not doing everything he can to screw us over
User avatar #116 - ronyx (02/06/2015) [-]
Do you really think Obama wakes up everyday and thinks "I wonder how i will fuck this country more, i hate this country!" Man you're a fucking retard if you think that's true. Ya'll niggas know about bitching, but you dumbfucks can't even get up to vote and actually make a change by electing GOOD people for congress and the house. So instead we hear incessant bitching, but then we see a lot of retards in congress or straight up dumbfucks who got elected because more retards were too lazy to go to vote.

The US is fucked up not because of a president, but because you got shit for congress and shit in the house of rep. It doesn't matter if they're republican, tea party or democrats, you got retards on all sides.
User avatar #136 - sketchE (02/06/2015) [-]
obama made an executive order to hand citizenship to millions of illegal immigrants fire american soldiers to give the illegals a job and basicly tell everyone who came over here legally over the past few hundred yearsand people who have risked life and limb to protect this country that their contributions to this nation are less than a bunch of people who decided to cheat the system
User avatar #156 - ronyx (02/06/2015) [-]
Man you don't know what's it like to come to the US legally from south american countries. You don't know the cost and the time it takes to come here legally. Do you really think they would come to the US illegally to be treated like dog shit instead of coming here legally if they had the chance? Many of them would've died already if they had stayed in their own countries. Mind you, there are many that come here to fuck shit up, but that happens with American citizens already.

I don't know who told you they're on welfare because illegal immigrants can't get at all any welfare nor will they be able to get any if they get a job permit. Don't know who told you they're laying off soldiers to make room for illegals, but it sounds like shit coming out from Fox News. But i will tell you something, you should be upset about your fellow Americans cheating the system getting welfare when they earn more than enough, milking the money you get when you can't find a job, abusing medicaid, abusing ss and how many corporations export hundreds of thousands of jobs overseas. Why does Apple make all it's electronics in China and the like? so they can pay a chinese a dollar a day! and sell the ipad here for hundreds of dollars.

A lot of our own people are fucking us up the butthole telling us that the illegal is going to drive the country to the ruin by working washing dishes in a restaurant or picking fruit in California while receiving no benefits. I have heard a lot of stuff on news and specifically Republicans saying that the executive action will allow illegals to get benefits and be able to vote, which is a load of cat shit because if you read the actual law nowhere does it say they will be able to do that. But these guys love to use the illegals for political reasons, to get more votes, to blame them instead of the failure that congress is.
User avatar #162 - sketchE (02/06/2015) [-]
officers who are being let go after 15 years of service with a good record mainly. i think we should cut the whole welfare system for a month and make everyone reapply. im not saying illegals are ruining the country i never did. what ive been saying is obama gave a big middle finger to people trying to do things the right way. obamas been encouraging gridlock in congress and doesnt want to work through things. the executive order is showing his my way or it doesnt happen mindset. republicans wanted to work on immagrant reform they said it needs to be done and he basicly says no this is how its getting done fuck you. that was my point
User avatar #145 - ronyx (02/06/2015) [-]
Okay man, gotta stop you there because you're going full retard. First of all they're not getting citizenship which means they're not residents nor can they achieve US Citizenship. 2nd they can't obtain any benefits, they can't get into Obamacare, medicaid, medicare, social security etc. Basically they're just paying taxes with no benefits in order to be able to work and not get persecuted like nazi did with the jews in states like arizona. 3rd there are plenty of jobs available, mind you a lot of Americans think they're too good for those jobs or the pay is too little.

Most americans want to earn 20 an hour and do very little work, haven't seen many americans working the fields or working on construction. For example, there is a factory in MIchigan I believe that pays 17 an hour plus benefits, cutting chicken. The owner loses about 100 employees every week because Americans can't handle the work. So I don't know who told you they're getting citizenship, but i ought to slap the shit out of you for spreading misinformation.

Also do you really think these uneducated illegals are going to take your jobs? If you're an american and can't find a job is because
#1 You're not skilled enough
#2 Don't have enough experience
#3 Don't have the proper education

Tell me when was the last time you saw an illegal surgeon? or an illegal lawyer? or an illegal working in the federal government?

It's super easy to blame illegals for your own failures, just like the germans blamed the jews for their crisis.
User avatar #151 - sketchE (02/06/2015) [-]
youre right i was wrong. but according to you were going to dump all of the illegals off welfare that are taking it? im not saying anything about my failures. i happily make 17 an hour because of my own work. however, handing millions of people visa and telling everyone whos trying to do it the right way to fuck off is not right. discharging soldiers to make room for illegal immigrants is not right. i will be the first person to say hard work should be rewarde but you must do it right. running a drug cartel is hard work but should we allow it just because its profitable and easy? no
User avatar #128 - durkadurka (02/06/2015) [-]
Nah, he just subscribes to the liberal notion that if we're just nice enough to people, they'll be reasonable and work with us.
User avatar #135 - ronyx (02/06/2015) [-]
Because the war mongering mentality of George Bush did us wonders. How many soldiers did we got killed in the middle east? And how much did the debt go up with the war in the middle east?

Or you think Obama should be more like Putin? maybe the US can become as great as Russi and the dollar can lose half it's value just so we can look badass. We should also delcare war on Iran and Syria since we're on our way, let's see how many soldiers return with PTSD and how many more we can get killed.
User avatar #159 - durkadurka (02/06/2015) [-]
So I guess in whatever world you're living in the only alternative to ass-kissing is war. Forget showing strength or standing up to crazy dictators.

Also in your world, simply being president during war makes you a warmonger. Nice.

Almost nothing about this president's approach to foreign policy and leadership has been of benefit to this country. Maybe things will work out with Cuba, but we've lost ground virtually everywhere else. So yeah, I'd take Bush over this any day. Regardless of issues with a significant number of his policies

Bush didn't spend his presidency shirking responsibility as a leader. He didn't tell us over and over again about how he was finding out what his own administration was up to when we did. We didn't have nations laughing at us while we begged them to negotiate. He wasn't afraid to face foreign threats with strength.

But no, we get this asinine desire to have everyone like us. As if the North Koreans were just waiting for us to ask nicely. It's almost like watching appeasement, part two.

All I'm suggesting is that not everyone will respond to our pleas to negotiate. Not everyone is reasonable and not everyone will like us. Some leaders won't be negotiated with and some will only respond to strength. We need to prepare for these realities, and we must be prepared to do what is necessary.

The soldiers who have given their lives understood this. Funny you can't seem to.

A side note: Putin's ability and posture in regards to foreign policy has, at best, little to do with Russia's predicament economically. Russia has typically relied heavily on oil production and their economy is not diversified enough to handle the recent drop in prices. My apologies if this is a bit much for you to grasp.
User avatar #202 - ronyx (02/06/2015) [-]
You still fail to explain how exactly is a country going to show strength without involving the military. The world stopped respecting us after the war in the middle east and left a huge debt.

You really think soldiers are happy to go to the middle east to dodge bullets? Most already have families and if they die they will leave their wife's and children. Or if they are lucky they might end up with their legs blown up or blind and with ptsd to top it off. Ask any veteran if they would be happy to go back to war just so we can appear "strong". They will most likely tell you no because it wasn't worth it getting their limbs blown off, or seeing their friends get killed. This isn't call of duty, this isn't a game. It's super easy to say "hurr let's show our strength, let's threaten them!" sitting in the comfort of our chairs.

Let diplomacy work as its working in Iran to reach a nuclear deal and Russia is getting beat up with sanctions. It's not like diplomacy is suddenly going to make our military disappear, we still have one of the best military in the world and I don't care if other countries respect or fear us publically because they know we can blow the shit out of them if need be.

Dictators can only be defeated if you actually put boots on the ground, they don't care if you march your Navy in their borders and we ain't going to send soldiers to die a war that ain't ours.
User avatar #204 - durkadurka (02/06/2015) [-]
>You really think soldiers are happy to go to the middle east to dodge bullets? Most already have families and if they die they will leave their wife's and children. Or if they are lucky they might end up with their legs blown up or blind and with ptsd to top it off. Ask any veteran if they would be happy to go back to war just so we can appear "strong". They will most likely tell you no because it wasn't worth it getting their limbs blown off, or seeing their friends get killed. This isn't call of duty, this isn't a game. It's super easy to say "hurr let's show our strength, let's threaten them!" sitting in the comfort of our chairs.

See, the thing is I don't think any of this. To suggest that those who choose to serve understand why they do what they do isn't to suggest that they like it.

Again you confuse war with simply not begging everyone to be our friends or to talk with us. A sign of strength isn't always the use of force. It can take the form of a number of actions, such as restraint.

For example, it'd be simply realizing that Iran won't make a reasonable deal and essentially walking away. You give them a diplomatic option but you also let them know what actions are unacceptable and what our response will be. The way in which we're currently begging for a deal just makes us look weak and desperate. It's again the mentality that if we're just nice enough then they'll be reasonable.

Simply not debasing ourselves would be showing strength. Iran won't reach a nuclear deal, or they'll make it and then immediately break it while we uphold our end (just like it's always been).

War really is the last action you take. Of course you try diplomacy first, but you have to recognize that it won't and doesn't always work. And then there has to be a line that can not be crossed. There must be some price we will not pay and conditions under which we will act. The only real commitment here is that we act upon what we say.
Essentially, I can boil this down to "Hope for the best, prepare for the worst".

We still do this to an extent, but again we're negotiating with an air of desperation, refusing to call our enemies what they are, and seem reluctant to commit to anything. To be fair, we've seen the last one for quite some time.

I don't claim to like war, but I do know that evil exists.
User avatar #117 - dorfdorfdorf (02/06/2015) [-]
ah, yes. it's my fault for not voting at 16. twat.
User avatar #119 - ronyx (02/06/2015) [-]
Pretty sure you know a lot of people who didn't go to vote because "Hurr why vote nothing changes" well when you do that you get dumbfucks like Ted Cruz. I'm also pretty sure that when you get to the age you won't go to vote, more old people vote than young people that's why we got a shitload of dinosaurs in Congress.
User avatar #120 - dorfdorfdorf (02/06/2015) [-]
search me for comments with "vote" in them.

ill sum them up for you


eat a chocolate-covered dick
User avatar #121 - ronyx (02/06/2015) [-]
good to know, you're being a true patriot cunt
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