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ichtudirweh

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Date Signed Up:5/08/2012
Last Login:7/28/2015
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#45 - "I am become death." 09/16/2014 on Snek +2
#63 - Also, take bootcamp chow to chow. You wake up, brush your tee… 09/16/2014 on Discipline at all times! +1
#62 - Be loud, don't volunteer for **** and never give the D.… 09/16/2014 on Discipline at all times! 0
#18 - This is a poolee function for the marines and this **** …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Discipline at all times! +106
#55 - anon (09/15/2014) [-]
10/10. This is great.
#50 - lazerdude (09/15/2014) [-]
A buddy and I recruit taped some asshole to his rack like 3 days before graduation
User avatar #53 - jimmyrustlinhustla (09/15/2014) [-]
one dude fell asleep during some holiday, forgot which day but we got 4 hours of recruit free time, so we taped the pillow to his head, lol
User avatar #30 - propanex (09/15/2014) [-]
you can only smile in your sleep.

I'm going next year June 2015, any tips for the confidence course?
User avatar #63 - ichtudirweh (09/16/2014) [-]
Also, take bootcamp chow to chow. You wake up, brush your teeth and have breakfast at around 4:30am, Lunch at like 12pm and Dinner around 6pm. You get an hour to work out or write letters home and bed at 8pm. Think of chow like checkpoints, that's how I made it through.

It seems aggravating at first because you have to do everything extremely quickly (and D.I.s' don't know how to fucking count, they skip numbers) and get yelled at and have someone in your face telling you to do something, but when you get used to that, shit's gravy. Think of it like this, you're still getting 8 hours of sleep every night (unless you're on firewatch that night, in which you get 7), 3 square meals a day, get to wash your nasty ass, shave your disgusting face and write home at the end of the day.
User avatar #62 - ichtudirweh (09/16/2014) [-]
Be loud, don't volunteer for shit and never give the D.I.s' a reason to know your name. Be perfectly fucking average all the way through boot camp and you'll do fine.

User avatar #58 - zomitlu (09/15/2014) [-]
Don't be not confident
#52 - lazerdude (09/15/2014) [-]
Be confindent
User avatar #51 - jomgor (09/15/2014) [-]
one step at a time. have your goal but pace your shit. you think about it all at once it messes with ya.
#21 - anon (09/15/2014) [-]
well that was a fucking stupid story
User avatar #44 - loopzoop (09/15/2014) [-]
ur a fucking stupid story
#88 - Gonna destroy people's **** with this guy. 09/14/2014 on Guess who has the Sm4sh demo 0
#82 - My buddy runs an EDH deck that is mostly cards from 2004 down,…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +1
User avatar #84 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the kind of douchebaggery I'm talking about lol. Just be frank with him, tell him commander is at it's heart a more casual, for fun playstyle and he's ruining it.

Oh, another little tidbit you can use against him: archive.wizards.com/Magic/tcg/resources.aspx?x=magic/rules/100cardsingleton-commander

Prime titan's permab&, yo.
#79 - Preeminent Captain. Yea, quite possibly. Might shift the foc…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +1
User avatar #81 - thehumor (09/09/2014) [-]
Also gotta bring in that guy that gives all white guys first strike
#75 - That would work better, haha.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +1
User avatar #76 - thehumor (09/09/2014) [-]
im thinking of also making it soldier based? for that guy thats a 3 drop and says, whenever he attacks, bring in a soldier from your hand tapped and attacking
User avatar #79 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
Preeminent Captain. Yea, quite possibly. Might shift the focus a little bit. Maybe throw in Raise the Alarm which gives you two 1/1 white Soldier tokens.
User avatar #81 - thehumor (09/09/2014) [-]
Also gotta bring in that guy that gives all white guys first strike
#74 - Ah alright. Yea, I'll be new to EDH but I'm looking forward t…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +1
User avatar #78 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
EDH is personally my favorite format, as it's always been at its core the playstyle to have fun with. Though do keep in mind there are assholes out there that ruin the fun, mostly by running deck search and land destruction. Hell, Wizard's even said that why they don't print tutor cards in their commander decks is that tutoring ruins the fun. Land search is always okay though, like evolving wilds and the panoramas.
User avatar #82 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
My buddy runs an EDH deck that is mostly cards from 2004 down, and it is the most annoying fucking thing. It's U/G/B, and it runs shit like Chord of Calling which he always uses for Primeval Titan. He also has a card that prevents anything on his side of the field coming in tapped, so he has bounce lands that he'll keep playing over and over again. It's hard to describe it but is frustrating to play against.
User avatar #84 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the kind of douchebaggery I'm talking about lol. Just be frank with him, tell him commander is at it's heart a more casual, for fun playstyle and he's ruining it.

Oh, another little tidbit you can use against him: archive.wizards.com/Magic/tcg/resources.aspx?x=magic/rules/100cardsingleton-commander

Prime titan's permab&, yo.
#70 - Sungrace Pegasus maybe? 2 drop 1/2 with Flying and Lifelink. …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +1
User avatar #71 - thehumor (09/09/2014) [-]
i prefer the 0/5 sheep that give me one life every turn
User avatar #75 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
That would work better, haha.
User avatar #76 - thehumor (09/09/2014) [-]
im thinking of also making it soldier based? for that guy thats a 3 drop and says, whenever he attacks, bring in a soldier from your hand tapped and attacking
User avatar #79 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
Preeminent Captain. Yea, quite possibly. Might shift the focus a little bit. Maybe throw in Raise the Alarm which gives you two 1/1 white Soldier tokens.
User avatar #81 - thehumor (09/09/2014) [-]
Also gotta bring in that guy that gives all white guys first strike
#67 - Yea, I have yet to build an EDH deck because I wanted to make …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +1
User avatar #68 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
That's the way to do it. Also, Boros battalion mechanic is going to work fantastically with Mardu cards. And edh has never been a standard format, so no need to worry about that
User avatar #74 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
Ah alright. Yea, I'll be new to EDH but I'm looking forward to it because most of my friends play it instead of standard.

I'm also looking forward to throwing some Rakdos elements in there. Rakdos Cackler for a good one-drops, Rakdos Shredfreak as well. Love Rakdos Return as well. It'd be a good late game card when you have plenty of mana on the field.
User avatar #78 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
EDH is personally my favorite format, as it's always been at its core the playstyle to have fun with. Though do keep in mind there are assholes out there that ruin the fun, mostly by running deck search and land destruction. Hell, Wizard's even said that why they don't print tutor cards in their commander decks is that tutoring ruins the fun. Land search is always okay though, like evolving wilds and the panoramas.
User avatar #82 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
My buddy runs an EDH deck that is mostly cards from 2004 down, and it is the most annoying fucking thing. It's U/G/B, and it runs shit like Chord of Calling which he always uses for Primeval Titan. He also has a card that prevents anything on his side of the field coming in tapped, so he has bounce lands that he'll keep playing over and over again. It's hard to describe it but is frustrating to play against.
User avatar #84 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the kind of douchebaggery I'm talking about lol. Just be frank with him, tell him commander is at it's heart a more casual, for fun playstyle and he's ruining it.

Oh, another little tidbit you can use against him: archive.wizards.com/Magic/tcg/resources.aspx?x=magic/rules/100cardsingleton-commander

Prime titan's permab&, yo.
#62 - Gonna be building a R/W/B Commander deck with Zurgo as my comm…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +1
User avatar #63 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
Me too, bro. Me too. I've already ripped apart my Iroas and Mogis edh decks for all their split lands and good noncreature spells. Also, Iroas and Mogis on the field with Zurgo. 40 keks.

Christ, I have waited too goddamn long for a good rwby commander that ain't Kaalia.
User avatar #67 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
Yea, I have yet to build an EDH deck because I wanted to make it R/W/B because most of my favorite cards are those colors. Don't know if I'm gonna keep it standard though. Gonna rip apart my Minotaur tribal deck and throw those in there for sure. Boros Reckoner, Mogis all that good shiz. Lots of removal. Dreadbore, Doom Blade, Banishing Light, etc., LOTS of burn too.
User avatar #68 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
That's the way to do it. Also, Boros battalion mechanic is going to work fantastically with Mardu cards. And edh has never been a standard format, so no need to worry about that
User avatar #74 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
Ah alright. Yea, I'll be new to EDH but I'm looking forward to it because most of my friends play it instead of standard.

I'm also looking forward to throwing some Rakdos elements in there. Rakdos Cackler for a good one-drops, Rakdos Shredfreak as well. Love Rakdos Return as well. It'd be a good late game card when you have plenty of mana on the field.
User avatar #78 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
EDH is personally my favorite format, as it's always been at its core the playstyle to have fun with. Though do keep in mind there are assholes out there that ruin the fun, mostly by running deck search and land destruction. Hell, Wizard's even said that why they don't print tutor cards in their commander decks is that tutoring ruins the fun. Land search is always okay though, like evolving wilds and the panoramas.
User avatar #82 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
My buddy runs an EDH deck that is mostly cards from 2004 down, and it is the most annoying fucking thing. It's U/G/B, and it runs shit like Chord of Calling which he always uses for Primeval Titan. He also has a card that prevents anything on his side of the field coming in tapped, so he has bounce lands that he'll keep playing over and over again. It's hard to describe it but is frustrating to play against.
User avatar #84 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the kind of douchebaggery I'm talking about lol. Just be frank with him, tell him commander is at it's heart a more casual, for fun playstyle and he's ruining it.

Oh, another little tidbit you can use against him: archive.wizards.com/Magic/tcg/resources.aspx?x=magic/rules/100cardsingleton-commander

Prime titan's permab&, yo.
#58 - I'm stupid excited for the new set. 15 more days!  [+] (10 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +7
#61 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
FOR THE Mardu HORDE
#107 - berojin (09/09/2014) [-]
Jeskai master race
User avatar #62 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
Gonna be building a R/W/B Commander deck with Zurgo as my commander. Shit's gon' be tight.
User avatar #63 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
Me too, bro. Me too. I've already ripped apart my Iroas and Mogis edh decks for all their split lands and good noncreature spells. Also, Iroas and Mogis on the field with Zurgo. 40 keks.

Christ, I have waited too goddamn long for a good rwby commander that ain't Kaalia.
User avatar #67 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
Yea, I have yet to build an EDH deck because I wanted to make it R/W/B because most of my favorite cards are those colors. Don't know if I'm gonna keep it standard though. Gonna rip apart my Minotaur tribal deck and throw those in there for sure. Boros Reckoner, Mogis all that good shiz. Lots of removal. Dreadbore, Doom Blade, Banishing Light, etc., LOTS of burn too.
User avatar #68 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
That's the way to do it. Also, Boros battalion mechanic is going to work fantastically with Mardu cards. And edh has never been a standard format, so no need to worry about that
User avatar #74 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
Ah alright. Yea, I'll be new to EDH but I'm looking forward to it because most of my friends play it instead of standard.

I'm also looking forward to throwing some Rakdos elements in there. Rakdos Cackler for a good one-drops, Rakdos Shredfreak as well. Love Rakdos Return as well. It'd be a good late game card when you have plenty of mana on the field.
User avatar #78 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
EDH is personally my favorite format, as it's always been at its core the playstyle to have fun with. Though do keep in mind there are assholes out there that ruin the fun, mostly by running deck search and land destruction. Hell, Wizard's even said that why they don't print tutor cards in their commander decks is that tutoring ruins the fun. Land search is always okay though, like evolving wilds and the panoramas.
User avatar #82 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
My buddy runs an EDH deck that is mostly cards from 2004 down, and it is the most annoying fucking thing. It's U/G/B, and it runs shit like Chord of Calling which he always uses for Primeval Titan. He also has a card that prevents anything on his side of the field coming in tapped, so he has bounce lands that he'll keep playing over and over again. It's hard to describe it but is frustrating to play against.
User avatar #84 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the kind of douchebaggery I'm talking about lol. Just be frank with him, tell him commander is at it's heart a more casual, for fun playstyle and he's ruining it.

Oh, another little tidbit you can use against him: archive.wizards.com/Magic/tcg/resources.aspx?x=magic/rules/100cardsingleton-commander

Prime titan's permab&, yo.
#57 - Comment deleted 09/09/2014 on Cool cop 0
#56 - Best part is, Soulmender is a 1 drop 1/1, and Ajani's Pridemat… 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +1
#55 - Soulmender x4, Ajani's Pridemate x4 and Staff of the Solar Mag…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +1
User avatar #66 - thehumor (09/09/2014) [-]
but doom blade wasn't reprinted MUAHAHAHAHAHA

i already have those, im just trying to figure out what else to put into it
User avatar #70 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
Sungrace Pegasus maybe? 2 drop 1/2 with Flying and Lifelink. Paragon of New Dawns (Gives your white creatures +1/+1), Wall of Essence 2 drop 0/4 Defender that gains life when he's dealt damage. Definitely like 2x Spectra Wards you can protect that Ajani's Pridemate.
User avatar #71 - thehumor (09/09/2014) [-]
i prefer the 0/5 sheep that give me one life every turn
User avatar #75 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
That would work better, haha.
User avatar #76 - thehumor (09/09/2014) [-]
im thinking of also making it soldier based? for that guy thats a 3 drop and says, whenever he attacks, bring in a soldier from your hand tapped and attacking
User avatar #79 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
Preeminent Captain. Yea, quite possibly. Might shift the focus a little bit. Maybe throw in Raise the Alarm which gives you two 1/1 white Soldier tokens.
User avatar #81 - thehumor (09/09/2014) [-]
Also gotta bring in that guy that gives all white guys first strike
User avatar #56 - ichtudirweh (09/09/2014) [-]
Best part is, Soulmender is a 1 drop 1/1, and Ajani's Pridemate is a 2 drop 2/2, so by turn 2 you could already have a 3/3 on the board and just keep building him up.
#64 - Picture 09/06/2014 on Whaled it. 0
#109 - Had a friend who was walking home from work at 11pm. He has t… 09/06/2014 on This is why world hates... +1
#4 - Picture 09/06/2014 on Mr. Rex 0
#57 - My Ranger cosplay. 09/06/2014 on My Ranger cosplay +40
#49 - Oh waah JLaw. So a couple of 'almost nudes' got leaked. Go c… 09/05/2014 on These double standards... 0
#62 - I'm also quite partial to Mein Teil. 09/05/2014 on 4 STEINS, HA HA HA 0
#61 - Sie sind zu freundlich 09/05/2014 on 4 STEINS, HA HA HA +1
#30 - Probably their best song.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on 4 STEINS, HA HA HA +1
User avatar #53 - elcreepo (09/05/2014) [-]
Los and Links 2 3 4 are also good
User avatar #62 - ichtudirweh (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm also quite partial to Mein Teil.
#29 - Rammstein mentioned. Swell with German pride.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2014 on 4 STEINS, HA HA HA +31
#56 - repulsiveronald (09/05/2014) [-]
ich will dich hauten
#61 - ichtudirweh (09/05/2014) [-]
Sie sind zu freundlich
User avatar #38 - TarnRazor (09/05/2014) [-]
Stop that. It's dangerous
User avatar #32 - lokiwins (09/05/2014) [-]
Ease up turbo, last time Germans swelled with pride the Holocaust happened.
User avatar #80 - thebaseballexpert (09/05/2014) [-]
no no no, the last time the germans swelled with pride, they raped 11 Brazilians
#81 - megayoming (09/05/2014) [-]
"No regrets"

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