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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/19/2012
Last Login:5/29/2016
Location:Everywhere at once
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#6 - being honest this gives me a lot of respect for the man, …  [+] (13 new replies) 04/30/2016 on NOT IN THE NIKES! +216
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#31 - propanex (04/30/2016) [-]
That would be money pumped back into the economy you cuck
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#36 - meganinja (04/30/2016) [-]
Except the economy is more efficient if you don't allow shit to be broken for pointless reasons.
#35 - daniboyi (04/30/2016) [-]
MFW another person uses the new FJ-buzzword 'cuck'
#33 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
you dont waste shit for nothing, period
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#29 - brenton (04/30/2016) [-]
I also respect the other men for waiting. My dad is a middle school gym teacher, and last month they had their spring festival. A bunch of teachers did this to him as a surprise, and he had his radio on his belt and phone in his pocket. Both got ruined. People just don't think.
#27 - dickthebutt (04/30/2016) [-]
aremt you sure those arnet his lucky shoes and that's it?
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#24 - stealthymuskrat (04/30/2016) [-]
why does that give you respect for him though? because it's relatable?
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#25 - iamthou (04/30/2016) [-]
Because he values what he has, and wants to take care of it, it means he's not spoiled
#17 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
He would have gotten them for free. You don't buy your own stuff and there are always spares available.
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#15 - ImmortalBaconEater (04/30/2016) [-]
No he's just knows that cleats take more than a day to dry and that they'll still be damp for the next game if he doesn't take them off. Also doesn't want to have to break in new shoes.
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#20 - Koreawontletmefap (04/30/2016) [-]
It's probably also a pain in the ass to have to break in new shoes constantly, those ones are probably finally comfortable for him and he wants to keep them.
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#21 - ImmortalBaconEater (04/30/2016) [-]
Exactly. You never want to compete in shoes you haven't broken in.
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#12 - iambartichello (04/30/2016) [-]
would he not have gotten them in sponsorship? still no need to ruin them of course
#140 - mario maker and uncharted, i make uncharted missions? 04/30/2016 on Let's see 0
#381 - someone dies 04/30/2016 on spoilers 0
#3 - He's right you know.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2016 on Justice +6
#6 - locke (04/30/2016) [-]
#27 - Paying for it doesn't count  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2016 on Roast Me Dump +67
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#32 - garaichu (04/25/2016) [-]
Nice
#21 - Sex with you must be classified as a tranquilized mattress  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2016 on Roast Me Dump +38
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#22 - froot (04/25/2016) [-]
at least i can get laid
#33 - denonymous (04/25/2016) [-]
I bet you get laid all the time by 8 guys named Frank
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#27 - iamthou (04/25/2016) [-]
Paying for it doesn't count
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#32 - garaichu (04/25/2016) [-]
Nice
#20 - You do not talk **** to boogie!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2016 on Roast Me Dump +2
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#31 - frostyfranc (04/25/2016) [-]
I like boogie he's a great guy and he's funny. But he's still a lazy fuck who knows his weight is causing him health problems and still refuses to help himself.

Them's mean words but they're the truth.
#16 - Picture 04/24/2016 on Gween tea +1
#23 - Well you don't have to threaten me with a good time, I'll hop … 04/24/2016 on Slayer tasks +2
#20 - I don't think so but I'm in  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2016 on Slayer tasks +1
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#21 - imoriginalposter (04/24/2016) [-]
well I guess I'll make one, lets try to make it official, Just join 'Funnyjunk' cc
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#23 - iamthou (04/24/2016) [-]
Well you don't have to threaten me with a good time, I'll hop in when I get on
#75 - Same, ever since I installed Windows 10, I've had nothing but … 04/23/2016 on Just readying my cosplay... 0
#46 - I'd like to say its different with the lights off but i …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2016 on A powerlifter in the gym... 0
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#104 - vashadan (04/23/2016) [-]
Well, good luck with that, dont get you'r pelvis crushed.
#30 - Dude idk what it is but I've just always wanted to **** …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2016 on A powerlifter in the gym... +1
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#77 - deutschblut (04/23/2016) [-]
Those "crazy tight pussies" are called "dicks"
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#31 - vashadan (04/23/2016) [-]
To me they appear as bodybuilders with a female face slapped onto them, even tits dont look so big amongst all those muscules
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#46 - iamthou (04/23/2016) [-]
I'd like to say its different with the lights off but i can see where you're coming from, idk I really just wanna get in bed with one and see what it's like, I can guarentee I've had worse
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#104 - vashadan (04/23/2016) [-]
Well, good luck with that, dont get you'r pelvis crushed.
#28 - Me  [+] (6 new replies) 04/22/2016 on A powerlifter in the gym... +5
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#29 - vashadan (04/23/2016) [-]
u might be homo cuz that shit is 90% masculine
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#30 - iamthou (04/23/2016) [-]
Dude idk what it is but I've just always wanted to fuck a muscular woman, I have a feeling that they have some crazy tight pussies and just know how to fuck
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#77 - deutschblut (04/23/2016) [-]
Those "crazy tight pussies" are called "dicks"
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#31 - vashadan (04/23/2016) [-]
To me they appear as bodybuilders with a female face slapped onto them, even tits dont look so big amongst all those muscules
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#46 - iamthou (04/23/2016) [-]
I'd like to say its different with the lights off but i can see where you're coming from, idk I really just wanna get in bed with one and see what it's like, I can guarentee I've had worse
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#104 - vashadan (04/23/2016) [-]
Well, good luck with that, dont get you'r pelvis crushed.
#160 - need a razor for all that edge 04/20/2016 on Muslim-related pun +2
#52 - "get the **** out of the water, let me help you" … 04/19/2016 on Facebook fatlogic ... drown... 0
#14 - okay, thank you friend  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2016 on Fast food mafia +1
#15 - sjohnson (04/18/2016) [-]
#10 - how would you react if they ****** up while slicing it, destro…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2016 on Happy cakes 0
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#11 - madvulcan (04/18/2016) [-]
I mean, unless a crooked cut changes the chemical composition of the cake, I'd still eat it. It would still taste like cake.
#12 - for real? is it from an older ad campaign ive never seen?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2016 on Fast food mafia +1
#13 - sjohnson (04/18/2016) [-]
Troy was the name of the founder of Sonic, and Katie was a character named Katie the Carhop
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#14 - iamthou (04/18/2016) [-]
okay, thank you friend
#15 - sjohnson (04/18/2016) [-]
#7 - why do you want to destroy true beauty?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2016 on Happy cakes 0
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#18 - pickaxe (04/18/2016) [-]
Cause the true beauty lies on the inside.
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#9 - madvulcan (04/18/2016) [-]
Because its beauty cannot be truly appreciated with only the eye. It must be taken in with all the senses; hearing the steel of a knife cutting a perfect slice, smelling the delectable fragrance, feeling the first bite on your lips, and tasting its sweetness on your tongue and palate. It is fleeting, like a dance or a song, but is it beautiful nonetheless. Besides, if you just left it, it would eventually go bad and rot or be eaten by bugs or something.
#20 - anon (04/18/2016) [-]
Yep, that's what my uncle always said about my sister

I miss her
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#10 - iamthou (04/18/2016) [-]
how would you react if they fucked up while slicing it, destroying the perfect beauty of both the cake and slice?
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#11 - madvulcan (04/18/2016) [-]
I mean, unless a crooked cut changes the chemical composition of the cake, I'd still eat it. It would still taste like cake.
#10 - isn't "little ceasar" little ceasars?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2016 on Fast food mafia +4
#11 - sjohnson (04/18/2016) [-]
shit, I misread, app it's Sonic's
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#12 - iamthou (04/18/2016) [-]
for real? is it from an older ad campaign ive never seen?
#13 - sjohnson (04/18/2016) [-]
Troy was the name of the founder of Sonic, and Katie was a character named Katie the Carhop
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#14 - iamthou (04/18/2016) [-]
okay, thank you friend
#15 - sjohnson (04/18/2016) [-]
#8 - whos the trojan?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/18/2016 on Fast food mafia +2
#9 - sjohnson (04/18/2016) [-]
Little Caesar's
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#10 - iamthou (04/18/2016) [-]
isn't "little ceasar" little ceasars?
#11 - sjohnson (04/18/2016) [-]
shit, I misread, app it's Sonic's
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#12 - iamthou (04/18/2016) [-]
for real? is it from an older ad campaign ive never seen?
#13 - sjohnson (04/18/2016) [-]
Troy was the name of the founder of Sonic, and Katie was a character named Katie the Carhop
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#14 - iamthou (04/18/2016) [-]
okay, thank you friend
#15 - sjohnson (04/18/2016) [-]
#19 - Raichu is my all time favourite pokemon, god damn does it dese… 04/18/2016 on I would get a tricycle +3
#2 - I hope jimmy kimmels comforting him 04/16/2016 on Poor Ben 0
#8 - Picture 04/16/2016 on but why? +2
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#44 - ffffyou (03/28/2016) [-]
#42 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
hello sir made you special account
#43 to #42 - iamthou ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
ye
#40 - fuckingtrolls (04/11/2015) [-]
Who the **** are you
#41 to #40 - iamthou ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
depends on where you've seen me
#37 - arena (01/16/2015) [-]
The next one is up
#39 to #38 - iamthou ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
thanks dude, keep up the awesome stories, they're probably the best thing on FJ right now
#36 - ajrin (09/06/2014) [-]
******
#35 - fuckingtrolls (05/30/2013) [-]
No.
#34 - wildthornberries (04/28/2013) [-]
Draw a kitty-cat.
#33 - daryldixon (04/27/2013) [-]
e sessions wat5
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#13 - flyingbaconsixnine (12/30/2012) [-]
ho ha ha.
classic gag.
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