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#16 - why did you ever think youd read the sentence 06/08/2014 on A Fine Specimen of Human... 0
#3 - well swampert is using steroids 06/08/2014 on WE GOT RIPPED IN JUST 2 WEEKS 0
#2 - Picture 06/08/2014 on everytime i wonder is this... +2
#3 - i have half of that in gif form for you sir 06/08/2014 on Batman +18
#7 - thats 6784 oz of JD lets low ball and say that a standard…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/08/2014 on yup, full barrel ! +129
#95 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
Depends where you buy liquor. a 26oz bottle of jack here is close to 30.
#60 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
Jack Daniel's Single Barrel Select ~ $42.99/bottle (on sale)
42.99*267.5=11499.83
11499.83-9660=1839.83
~$1839 of savings is not getting ripped off, but if you low ball it by $23, of course it will seem you're getting a bad deal.
#67 - angelusprimus (06/08/2014) [-]
also there is only 23.6 oz per bottle of single barrel select, which means 285 bottles in the barrel.
So he completely fucked up the amounts.
#13 - angelusprimus (06/08/2014) [-]
Since this is single barrel JD and not standard it actually goes for 45 dollars at 700 ml.
There are 200 liters of whiskey in the barrel. 200 x 0.7 = 285.
285 X 45 = 12 857 dollars.
Meaning by buying this barrel you would be saving nearly 3000 dollars and your whiskey would still be aging while you drink it.
#70 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
As a guy living in the area where the best whiskeys and bourbons in the U.S are made and bottled (Kentucky),

I was SOOO ready to type up a storm to prove him wrong, but you beat me to it you glorious bastard.
#71 - angelusprimus (06/08/2014) [-]
Don't say that in Tennessee, they take it for fighting words
I have to say, I am quite partial to angel's envy.
Bought first one for the bottle, and kept buying them for taste.
#23 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
Without the bottles you'd discount the cost of the glass.
#27 - angelusprimus (06/08/2014) [-]
Wholesale glass bottle goes for about 50 cents a piece. That means JD's expense for 285 bottles is 142.5 dollars. Hardly relevant.
If you wanted to bottle it yourself, ince you probably wouldn't want to buy them wholesale they would cost you about 2 dollars, so 570 dollars.
You'd still be 2300 dollars ahead.
User avatar #20 - playerdous (06/08/2014) [-]
I'd still bottle it since frequently interrupting the aging process would most likely lead to spoilage.
#25 - angelusprimus (06/08/2014) [-]
True, but you can also go half way, bottle half of it, let other half age. You'd have 142 bottles which should last you a good long time, and you'd have another amount of that side aging.
#14 - angelusprimus (06/08/2014) [-]
upsie
Its 200 / .7

Also, in europe bottle of single barrel usually costs around 65-70 dollars.
A owner of a pub in england could ship it back, pay import tax, and still come about $5000 ahead. And be set for american whiskey for a few years.
User avatar #11 - tannerninja (06/08/2014) [-]
I request a link where I can find a barrel of whiskey for $300
#69 - angelusprimus (06/08/2014) [-]
I can find you a barrel of whiskey for about that amount.
Blindness, blood poisoning and eventual mercyfull death come free with every purchase.
User avatar #37 - Nizmo (06/08/2014) [-]
I think he meant that an empty barrel sells for $300, hence the sentence about owning the barrel for novelty.
User avatar #111 - tannerninja (06/09/2014) [-]
that would make a lot more sense. though I were able to buy a barrel of decent good whiskey for under $1000 I would be throwing money at the seller
User avatar #9 - loonquawl (06/08/2014) [-]
Back home, if it was on sale, I could get a bottle for about $20.
Living in Canada, I've never ever seen it below fucking $40. I'm not even going to get started on the price difference in cigarettes...
At least weed is cheaper here.
User avatar #8 - allamericandude (06/08/2014) [-]
750ml of Jack Daniels Single Barrel whiskey actually sells for $43.

Besides, an item like that is simply worth whatever amount someone is willing to pay. If someone wanted to pay $10k for that barrel, then that's how much it's worth. If nobody buys that barrel, then obviously they set the price incorrectly. No one's forcing you to buy it, after all. And there are people out there who have no problem dropping $10k on boutique items like a bottle of perfume or a nice guitar or even a pair of socks. It's all about demand.
#1 - I'll giva ya $5 to drink that water  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on molten lead in water +17
#2 - psychoticcaleb (06/08/2014) [-]
DEAL
#2 - blind it with dental floss 06/08/2014 on Pot brownies +1
#7 - wait, what did i miss, when does it say mikasa and levi are re…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Levi is rude 0
User avatar #18 - germed (06/08/2014) [-]
A few chapters ago, I haven't read any of it since the reveal since it's a shit manga and low on my priorities, but now Levi isn't called Levi anymore, he is the Ackermanlet.
#33 - bababadsheep (06/08/2014) [-]
>Ackermanlet
#16 - theonemica (06/08/2014) [-]
Technically, there's no hard evidence from what I've heard that they're related. They just have the same last name. But, odds are, they are related.
User avatar #11 - nokuto (06/08/2014) [-]
Read chapter 56.
User avatar #10 - DJstar (06/08/2014) [-]
fuuuuuuuuck the spoilers were too inciting!! i have no willpower...

but holy shit man does it get down right sexxyy
#3 - idk why, the word sass bothers me  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Fucking buckets +7
#10 - gazmus (06/08/2014) [-]
Is it because people who refer to themselves as "sassy" generally mean "I will be a bitch"?

I hate the word funky...your car is funky? No its small and shit fuck off.
User avatar #5 - yunoknow (06/08/2014) [-]
like how fat people hate the word thin?
User avatar #6 - bgskamikaze (06/08/2014) [-]
it amazes me that fat people can hate the word thin. since im sure most of them(myself included) love thin mints.
User avatar #18 - optimussum (06/08/2014) [-]
Good joke
User avatar #19 - bgskamikaze (06/09/2014) [-]
thanks i tried
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User avatar #234 - DisgruntledTomato (06/06/2014) [-]
What about if you have a degree in success?
User avatar #19 - Sethorein (06/06/2014) [-]
It means you're not brain dead... that's a kind of success.
User avatar #78 - techjoker (06/06/2014) [-]
Just because you have a degree, it doesn't mean you're not brain dead, and vice versa.
User avatar #103 - Sethorein (06/06/2014) [-]
Oh no, really. Getting a bachelors degree requires maybe two brain cells to rub together at this point. Really. All a bachelors proves is you're not braindead.
User avatar #107 - techjoker (06/06/2014) [-]
I'm not sure whether or not you're being sarcastic, so i'll just go ahead and point out that there have been enough people who have done retarded things, even though they've had a degree.

Here's an example: www.nytimes.com/2000/01/22/nyregion/doctor-carved-his-initials-into-patient-lawsuit-says.html
User avatar #180 - Sethorein (06/06/2014) [-]
>replies to my comment claiming that all a degree proves is that you aren't brain dead
>reply consists of an article showing that an individual with a degree was still more than capable of acting stupid.

Thanks for your support?
#202 - anonymous (06/06/2014) [-]
Are you seriously as stupid as you are unable to comprehend what you are saying or are you going to look at what you're writing one more time and just be quiet, because this is painfully dumb to read from you.
User avatar #213 - Sethorein (06/06/2014) [-]
The surgeon wasn't brain dead, just stupid. A perfect example of what I was saying. You don't need to be exceptional to possess a degree, a pulse will do. As clearly demonstrated by this idiot with a degree.
User avatar #196 - techjoker (06/06/2014) [-]
You were the one claiming that a degree proves that you're not brain dead, i simply said that it doesn't prove anything.
User avatar #214 - Sethorein (06/06/2014) [-]
I dunno. Don't see many corpses and vegetables with degrees, do you?
User avatar #293 - techjoker (06/07/2014) [-]
Well, if all this time you meant the literal definition of brain dead, then it takes as much as to talk or walk to prove that you're not brain dead.
#90 - anonymous (06/06/2014) [-]
stop fucking around with double negatives trying to sound enlightened.
you're (not you, fuckwad, people with a degree) in the group of people who succeeded over 90% of the worlds population, and got a higher education. Just because you succeedED in the past, will that mean success in future terms? No. it doesn't. It's an accomplishment, but it's by no means special and unique.
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User avatar #174 - antisocialtwilight (06/03/2014) [-]
I'd think you'd have a radio at each table with each TV's sound assigned to a certain frequency.
Supernatural is on Frequency A? Set the radio to frequency A and eat cheese-fries and talk with friends about the episode.
User avatar #160 - shadowkingdr (06/02/2014) [-]
so watching a tiny ass dot fly around the screen is more visual to lasers firing all over the place?
#116 - DisgruntledTomato (06/02/2014) [-]
Not only that, the louder it is in a bar/pub when a game is on the better.
>tfw celebrating in north london after fa cap
>tfw everyone I saw was an arsenal fan
#97 - anonymous (06/02/2014) [-]
that was the most autistic way of putting it but you're not wrong
User avatar #10 - mads (06/02/2014) [-]
But if everyone was there to watch the show the minority would be the people talking. I mean I know people who had Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones nights where they would invite a ton of people round to watch. Some TV shows are just better when you watch them with other people.
User avatar #114 - kimilsung (06/02/2014) [-]
hmm no...
User avatar #12 - herptyderpies (06/02/2014) [-]
then there is that one fucking guy thats a. already seen it, or b. doesnt like the show. And he talks through the whole fuckin show
User avatar #18 - charagrin (06/02/2014) [-]
You mean the guy who gets thrown out and provides the others with something to talk about?
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why should i safe search on anon?
dont you want something brutal in your daily life?
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ok......
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thou art I.
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the time hath come
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open thine eyes, and call forth what is within!
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