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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/19/2012
Last Login:7/29/2016
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#214698 - jokes on you, i only have a back garden!  [+] (7 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#214699 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
And how often do you have guests in your back garden?
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#214700 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
none really, I'm more of a bar guy myself
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#214701 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
ABORT MISSION
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#214702 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
is that what your dad hoped your mom would do?
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#214703 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
Looks like you rolled a "your mum" joke there, want to try again?
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#214704 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
well the diss wasn't towards your mom but towards you, so can it really be a "your mom" joke?
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#214705 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
Aren't all such jokes directed at the person, it wouldn't work very well otherwise.
#214696 - it wasn't just kill yourself, it was do it in a way people don…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#214697 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
See that just makes me want to do it on your front garden now...
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#214698 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
jokes on you, i only have a back garden!
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#214699 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
And how often do you have guests in your back garden?
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#214700 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
none really, I'm more of a bar guy myself
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#214701 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
ABORT MISSION
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#214702 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
is that what your dad hoped your mom would do?
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#214703 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
Looks like you rolled a "your mum" joke there, want to try again?
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#214704 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
well the diss wasn't towards your mom but towards you, so can it really be a "your mom" joke?
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#214705 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
Aren't all such jokes directed at the person, it wouldn't work very well otherwise.
#214694 - hey i gave you 2 pieces of great advice, not even 1 thank you,…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#214695 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
"Kill yourself" is not particularly sound advice.
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#214696 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
it wasn't just kill yourself, it was do it in a way people dont have too much work to do when its done, very sound advice if you ask me
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#214697 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
See that just makes me want to do it on your front garden now...
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#214698 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
jokes on you, i only have a back garden!
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#214699 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
And how often do you have guests in your back garden?
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#214700 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
none really, I'm more of a bar guy myself
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#214701 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
ABORT MISSION
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#214702 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
is that what your dad hoped your mom would do?
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#214703 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
Looks like you rolled a "your mum" joke there, want to try again?
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#214704 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
well the diss wasn't towards your mom but towards you, so can it really be a "your mom" joke?
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#214705 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
Aren't all such jokes directed at the person, it wouldn't work very well otherwise.
#214692 - moving the conversationg here cause replie are full …  [+] (13 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#214693 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
Wow, aren't you the cutest little edgelord.
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#214694 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
hey i gave you 2 pieces of great advice, not even 1 thank you, rude.
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#214695 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
"Kill yourself" is not particularly sound advice.
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#214696 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
it wasn't just kill yourself, it was do it in a way people dont have too much work to do when its done, very sound advice if you ask me
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#214697 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
See that just makes me want to do it on your front garden now...
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#214698 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
jokes on you, i only have a back garden!
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#214699 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
And how often do you have guests in your back garden?
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#214700 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
none really, I'm more of a bar guy myself
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#214701 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
ABORT MISSION
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#214702 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
is that what your dad hoped your mom would do?
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#214703 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
Looks like you rolled a "your mum" joke there, want to try again?
User avatar
#214704 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
well the diss wasn't towards your mom but towards you, so can it really be a "your mom" joke?
User avatar
#214705 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
Aren't all such jokes directed at the person, it wouldn't work very well otherwise.
#214690 - no one, just being truthful  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#214691 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure most people don't think "wow that guy should totally kill themself, they're so useless". It's not my fault I'm useless, at least I want to be useful.
#214688 - well here what the real truth on why so many people are saying…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#214689 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
r00d.
Who hurt you man?
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#214690 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
no one, just being truthful
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#214691 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure most people don't think "wow that guy should totally kill themself, they're so useless". It's not my fault I'm useless, at least I want to be useful.
#214686 - because you're uneducated on it and not even listening or doin…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#214687 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
There's no need to get assmad about it. I take it you're a rooty-tooty yourself, based on your freak out.
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#214688 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
well here what the real truth on why so many people are saying it you, because they see you and think to them selves "jesus fuck what a plague to society" they can't just say kill yourself because thatd be mean, instead they tell you to do something that might benefit you and society, but you dont listen. and thats fine all I ask is when you do end your life go drown in an ocean or something where people don't have to clean up the mess
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#214689 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
r00d.
Who hurt you man?
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#214690 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
no one, just being truthful
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#214691 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure most people don't think "wow that guy should totally kill themself, they're so useless". It's not my fault I'm useless, at least I want to be useful.
#214684 - and some advice if she doesn't say yes, quit hanging out with …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#215161 - shamzizzle (07/16/2016) [-]
She said no.
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#215163 - iamthou (07/16/2016) [-]
I'm sorry bud, but whatever you do don't try and hang out with her, all that's gonna do is make it harder on yourself
#215164 - shamzizzle (07/17/2016) [-]
I'll try but right now my pillows smell like her so this going to be hard.
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#215176 - iamthou (07/17/2016) [-]
can i get an explanation for that?

also throw em in the washer, it'll help plus its better for your skin
#215177 - shamzizzle (07/17/2016) [-]
There was a party that I went too and she happened to go as well. I brought pillows and a blanket cause I wanted to sleep a bit so I could drive home and get ready for work really early. I was still kind of messed up when I was leaving and I forgot my pillows and stuff there so I messaged her and a few other people about it and so she took them to her house and I just got them back.

They were washed the day of the party also.
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#215178 - iamthou (07/17/2016) [-]
ahhhhh i got ya homie, well I know how this is going to sound but trust me it's helped me out

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#215179 - shamzizzle (07/17/2016) [-]
I don't want sex right now. It's not something I really strive for. I just want to be with this girl. and I don't mean to brag but I wouldn't really be needing an escort to get it even if I did want it.
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#215180 - iamthou (07/17/2016) [-]
well ok, but trust me sex relieves stress
#215181 - shamzizzle (07/17/2016) [-]
The sex I've had has mostly been stress inducing.
#214715 - shamzizzle (07/03/2016) [-]
Oh stop...
#214682 - and I have a feeling you'd like the ****** up sense of humor a… 07/03/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#214681 - take the adsvab again and see where your skills lie and they'l…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#214685 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
Here's a question, the fuck is it with you people and the military. Because I would rather just sit here and die than do that shit, but every 5 seconds someone mentions it.
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#214686 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
because you're uneducated on it and not even listening or doing some checking in on it, instead you're being completely ignorant to the idea. seriously think about what you're saying

"lol i suck at life but fuck that shit it's way worse"
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#214687 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
There's no need to get assmad about it. I take it you're a rooty-tooty yourself, based on your freak out.
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#214688 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
well here what the real truth on why so many people are saying it you, because they see you and think to them selves "jesus fuck what a plague to society" they can't just say kill yourself because thatd be mean, instead they tell you to do something that might benefit you and society, but you dont listen. and thats fine all I ask is when you do end your life go drown in an ocean or something where people don't have to clean up the mess
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#214689 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
r00d.
Who hurt you man?
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#214690 - iamthou (07/03/2016) [-]
no one, just being truthful
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#214691 - platinumaltaria (07/03/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure most people don't think "wow that guy should totally kill themself, they're so useless". It's not my fault I'm useless, at least I want to be useful.