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#7 - I like this because of the tits 06/15/2016 on Buambi Xircity Ecepp +8
#107 - We should do the same thing but in the **** i would defiantly …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2016 on Hottest Girls Of FunnyJunk... 0
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#575 - defiantly (07/05/2016) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely."
#14 - Ive never thought about killing myself...... it sounds like a … 05/30/2016 on poorly animated cringe +3
#342 - **iamthethree used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **iamthethree rolls 50** 05/27/2016 on Roll dubs and get a prize. 0
#1 - I avoid looking at the mirror because of my face crippling acn…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2016 on I have to close my eyes +2
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#6 - pointblankhits (05/26/2016) [-]
Roaccutane man, The best fix
#7 - anon (05/27/2016) [-]
or suicide
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#3 - macabrealucard (05/26/2016) [-]
Crush and swallow 4 cloves of raw fresh garlic!! I know I sound like an asshole troll and garlic is absolutely fucking disgusting raw and you will smell like garlic for days I mean your sweat and piss and shit and hair will reak but if you can survive and manage somehow I am telling you man. If you tried everything else give it a shot but I mean it's a disturbing amount of garlic garlic is either 100 or 1000 more powerful of an antioxidant then green tea, also so powerfully antibacterial it kills all sorts of parasites as well as your good bacteria tho I mean if your out of options and desperate research raw garlic
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#2 - lamangalamat (05/26/2016) [-]
your face is crippled?
#17 - The Dancer is the hardest boss in ds 3 literally took me more …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2016 on Fii faa foo fum i smell... -2
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#34 - midgetbagel (05/25/2016) [-]
I also have trouble with The Dancer. I don't have trouble avoiding the attacks as they come, it's how her movements always line up for another attack that never comes
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#32 - kinokun (05/25/2016) [-]
it took me 15 tries to. not because it was hat but because I was.
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#38 - defectivegir (05/26/2016) [-]
Are you sure it wasn't a hat?
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#18 - lurkerlarry (05/25/2016) [-]
You better be trolling.
#1 - It's weird to think that i am at that stage in my life just ab…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2016 on graduates +6
#3 - kyojinn (05/19/2016) [-]
**kyojinn used "*roll picture*"**
**kyojinn rolled image**If you have a good social support network (family/friends) don't be afraid to try as much as you can. If you go through 10 different jobs over the next year or two, and stumble into something that absolutely changes your life, it would be well worth all the time spent exploring.
The best advice I can give, is don't get a criminal record, open up an IRA, and always be 15 minutes early. You'd be surprised how many people value punctuality.
#2 - coolpeoplearecool (05/19/2016) [-]
Take the greenish blue one on the right. If you take the red one on the left you have to fuck a nigger
#6 - My grandpa has that same painting  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2016 on The Patriarchy pt2 +1
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#7 - vultro (05/12/2016) [-]
Is that a painting of Kramer from Seinfeld?
#382 - A bunch of guys in grey metal suits blow up the government and… 04/30/2016 on spoilers 0
#1811 - Hey that's what I got for Christmas 04/27/2016 on admin bought you a present 0