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#27 - when i say "wasp" i don't mean the giant evil things…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Phobias +1
#62 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
Wasp love fruits are delicious.
#19 - fig trees are pollinated by wasps. it's actually really cool, …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Phobias 0
User avatar #27 - iamsammich (08/30/2014) [-]
when i say "wasp" i don't mean the giant evil things that love to sting people and cause misery. fig wasps are tiny, and they are only really seen inside the fig. the only time the wasps are outside of the fig are the females looking for new figs to enter and lay their eggs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fig_wasp#Life_cycle
#62 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
Wasp love fruits are delicious.
User avatar #21 - grogovic (08/30/2014) [-]
I have never ever encountered a wasp while eating a fig, especially from that tree.
#12 - they are they just have wasp babies in them if you pick th…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Phobias 0
User avatar #18 - grogovic (08/30/2014) [-]
We had a huge fig tree in our park when I was a child.
We would climb up on the tree and eat figs and never seen any wasps/ants coming out of it.
User avatar #19 - iamsammich (08/30/2014) [-]
fig trees are pollinated by wasps. it's actually really cool, because one species of fig is pollinated by one species of wasp. the female wasp crawls inside the fig and lays her eggs in some of the female flowers, pollinating the flowers at the same time. the males erupt before the females, and they have all kinds of sex in the fig. then the males tunnel out, die, and the females leave and find a new fig to repeat the process
User avatar #27 - iamsammich (08/30/2014) [-]
when i say "wasp" i don't mean the giant evil things that love to sting people and cause misery. fig wasps are tiny, and they are only really seen inside the fig. the only time the wasps are outside of the fig are the females looking for new figs to enter and lay their eggs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fig_wasp#Life_cycle
#62 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
Wasp love fruits are delicious.
User avatar #21 - grogovic (08/30/2014) [-]
I have never ever encountered a wasp while eating a fig, especially from that tree.
#9 - she probably should never eat figs then  [+] (13 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Phobias -30
#11 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
but they're so good
User avatar #20 - gthelurker (08/30/2014) [-]
They look like purple onions.. I hate onions..
#23 - yowutis (08/30/2014) [-]
#24 - gthelurker (08/30/2014) [-]
#22 - gigamuffin (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - mariopimp (08/30/2014) [-]
What are figs and what do they taste like?
User avatar #12 - iamsammich (08/29/2014) [-]
they are
they just have wasp babies in them if you pick them at the wrong time
either wasp babies or an adult wasp or two
User avatar #18 - grogovic (08/30/2014) [-]
We had a huge fig tree in our park when I was a child.
We would climb up on the tree and eat figs and never seen any wasps/ants coming out of it.
User avatar #19 - iamsammich (08/30/2014) [-]
fig trees are pollinated by wasps. it's actually really cool, because one species of fig is pollinated by one species of wasp. the female wasp crawls inside the fig and lays her eggs in some of the female flowers, pollinating the flowers at the same time. the males erupt before the females, and they have all kinds of sex in the fig. then the males tunnel out, die, and the females leave and find a new fig to repeat the process
User avatar #27 - iamsammich (08/30/2014) [-]
when i say "wasp" i don't mean the giant evil things that love to sting people and cause misery. fig wasps are tiny, and they are only really seen inside the fig. the only time the wasps are outside of the fig are the females looking for new figs to enter and lay their eggs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fig_wasp#Life_cycle
#62 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
Wasp love fruits are delicious.
User avatar #21 - grogovic (08/30/2014) [-]
I have never ever encountered a wasp while eating a fig, especially from that tree.
User avatar #10 - faguette (08/29/2014) [-]
nature is fucking awesome
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#38 - i don't have pure dxm and i'd have to take a ton of medicine t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on failed to get high 0
User avatar #40 - drayden (08/15/2014) [-]
o yeah you never want to take to much guaifenesin painful puking is the worst, i'm just now coming back from it still very fucking hazed though. i puked 30 minutes in i took a bottle and a half of robotussin though so i'm not to suprised. its a shame this stuff will make you brain dead. i only do it once a month
#30 - alcohol, weed, DXM, valium, painkillers last two were cuz…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2014 on failed to get high -1
User avatar #36 - drayden (08/15/2014) [-]
yeah boi!! i already took 400mg of dxm and its just now kicking in. i wont be able to type soon i weigh 115 pounds so it hits hard and fast. 3rd plat here i come
User avatar #38 - iamsammich (08/15/2014) [-]
i don't have pure dxm and i'd have to take a ton of medicine to get that high of a dose. the most i ever did was 180mg and i felt pretty nice. i'd take more, but with mucinex taking too much can make you throw up. it's like 60 mg of dxm to 1200 mg of barf chemical
User avatar #40 - drayden (08/15/2014) [-]
o yeah you never want to take to much guaifenesin painful puking is the worst, i'm just now coming back from it still very fucking hazed though. i puked 30 minutes in i took a bottle and a half of robotussin though so i'm not to suprised. its a shame this stuff will make you brain dead. i only do it once a month
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User avatar #9 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
I like that Muse avatar
User avatar #10 to #9 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
all muse avatars are great
unless they're hating on muse
User avatar #11 to #10 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
Did you go to their 2nd Law tour?
It was amazing!
User avatar #12 to #11 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
i am a poor woman
i did see them play at voodoofest. that was incredible, especially when i heard the harmonica introduction to knights of cydonia
User avatar #13 to #12 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
Ohhh, that must have been heaven!
User avatar #14 to #13 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
oh man was it ever
i think that was also whenever they were rolling out fog, and then when the actual song started they revved up a laser show. my first ever laser show, and it was mind-blowing
User avatar #15 to #14 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
Oh wow, you should go see more concerts. That's all they have now, haha! Even Aussie Floyd had them, and it was awesome!
User avatar #16 to #15 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
yeah, that was my second concert ever. i plan on going to a lot more before i die, especially muse concerts but just concerts in general. they're awesome
User avatar #17 to #16 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
I hope you get the money, hon.
I hope to just live at concerts
User avatar #3 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Dat Muse though.
User avatar #4 to #3 - iamsammich (04/25/2014) [-]
aww yiss, muse is where it's at
so excited for their new cd
User avatar #5 to #4 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Favorite song. Go.
User avatar #6 to #5 - iamsammich (04/25/2014) [-]
oh lord ummm i can't pick
first song i ever heard was knights of cydonia but i also like hysteria, their exogenesis symphony, invincible, micro cuts
gah there's too many to pick
User avatar #7 to #6 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Haha, that's exactly what happens when you ask somebody who's a real fan of the band what their favorite song is.
After much thought i decided mine was Undisclosed Desires.
Wait, no, it's Resistance.
**** , Supremacy is really good too...
DAMN IT.
#8 to #7 - blacktothefuture (04/25/2014) [-]
Don't mind me, just a stranger posting their fave Muse song.   
   
 AHWELLAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't mind me, just a stranger posting their fave Muse song.

AHWELLAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I'm not stalking you, but I thought you should know that we've been dating for some time now.
Happy anniversary
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