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#55 - i do it all the time to my cats i used to do it to my bf p… 07/19/2015 on Reasons people broke up... 0
#20 - picklesmeeasy  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Reasons people broke up... +1
#51 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
I do that to my cats, but doing it to people would be pretty awkward.
User avatar #55 - iamsammich (07/19/2015) [-]
i do it all the time to my cats
i used to do it to my bf pickles but i'm getting better every day because we hardly see each other
#64 - i first started with taking a single pill of mucinex when i wa… 07/10/2015 on Drug fact comp 3-... 0
#291 - i prefer liquor to weed by a lot, but that's because the first… 07/09/2015 on Drug Fact Comp 4 - DMT /... 0
#61 - sorry for the long post lol okay, gotta keep a few things …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2015 on Drug fact comp 3-... 0
#63 - ihateemo (07/09/2015) [-]
my friend has taken it once and he did not enjoy being that out of it. Just be careful and make sure it has nothing but dxm and no other ingredients. And make sure to be careful about the kidneys and your mental health. It can be very easy to become dependent on it
User avatar #64 - iamsammich (07/10/2015) [-]
i first started with taking a single pill of mucinex when i was sick (60 mg). i noticed it made me feel different than normal, so one day i was curious and took two (120 mg). i liked the way it made me feel. i think if i'd just straight up jumped into the dose i normally do now (180-240 mg) i would feel overwhelmed, but because i did it rather slowly, i felt in control and wasn't afraid of what happened when i was out of it.

i'll take it about once a month. i can sometimes feel tempted to take it earlier because i'll get overwhelmed and just sick of society, and i feel like i can only achieve the distance away from society when i'm on mucinex. i don't feel like i'm dependent on it, but it definitely can give me a little boost, sometimes when it's much needed.

i totally understand about being turned off of a drug from how it makes you feel when you first try it. my first time being high was weird and scary, but i think i need to try it a few more times to get a better idea of what it's like. i think i made the mistake your friend might have made by taking too much without easing into it over time and being suddenly overwhelmed by the sensations
#186 - i'm the same way with drugs. even though i've been high a few …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2015 on Drug Fact Comp 4 - DMT /... 0
User avatar #288 - rulebysecrecy (07/09/2015) [-]
yeah i know, same, i tried liquor, then weed, really like both now. but the weed turned me into a huge zombie so i quit, it wasnt fun after a while. then i tried molly first time was cool, the second was shitty so idk prob wont do it again. i want to check some of this stuff out but idk.
User avatar #291 - iamsammich (07/09/2015) [-]
i prefer liquor to weed by a lot, but that's because the first time i got high was weird and a little scary, and i just haven't explored weed enough. dxm is probably my favorite but it's hard to say since it gives such a different feeling than liquor. i haven't tried anything else, but i'm definitely curious about about a lot of drugs, especially the hallucinogenic ones
#185 - i've never taken psychedelics, so i can't claim to know anythi… 07/09/2015 on Drug Fact Comp 4 - DMT /... 0
#8 - "whether or not it's legal or not" i dun did the do 07/08/2015 on Drug fact comp 3-... +16
#7 - people have done drugs for centuries. people will continue to …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2015 on Drug fact comp 3-... +20
#58 - ihateemo (07/09/2015) [-]
what did you enjoy about dxm?
User avatar #61 - iamsammich (07/09/2015) [-]
sorry for the long post lol
okay, gotta keep a few things in mind:
- i only do low doses of dxm (most i've ever done was 180 mg or 240 mg)
- i'm tiny (5 foot 2, 106 lb) so it doesn't take much for me to feel it mr krabs
- i do it only once a month or less often, partially because the way i do it would fuck up my kidneys if i did it often

dxm is cheap and easy to get for me. i go to walgreens and buy mucinex dm max strength, and i'll only need 3-4 pills every time in order to have a good time. i'm not about reaching those crazy ass plateaus, because what i've felt so far is intense enough for me, at least until i try and perfect dxm powder extraction.
dxm lasts a long time. if i take it at 3:00, i'll start feeling it at or before 5:00, and i'll be out of it until i decide to go to sleep.
dxm, after it wears off, gives me this fucking amazing feeling i call afterglow. and it'll last for the entire day. the afterglow effect is feeling like you're just so happy, in a relaxed, content sort of way.
dxm gives me closed eye visuals that are cool to look at. occasionally, in dark rooms, they've carried over into me seeing them when i opened my eyes, but that's rare.

as far as the feeling of dxm itself, it's hard to explain. i'm sure i could give you a better answer tomorrow since i'm planning on taking it. i like that it makes time seem to creep by, which gives you more time to lay down and feel what it feels like. for me, the feeling i like most is this feeling of spirituality. it wasn't always there; it gradually shifted from being "woah this feels weird" to "i am aware of my connection to the universe and all living things within it, and that's fucking awesome". dxm awakened the spiritual side of me, and it made me learn to just have joy and interest in life, both when i'm out of it and when i'm not. it's just such a weird sensation to explain; i'll be lying there, and it'll feel like i can somehow almost touch the mysterious force of being alive that connects all life.

tl;dr dxm is cheap, easy, good for spiritual stuff (at least for me), and makes you feel content when you use it and makes you feel even fuckin better the next day
#63 - ihateemo (07/09/2015) [-]
my friend has taken it once and he did not enjoy being that out of it. Just be careful and make sure it has nothing but dxm and no other ingredients. And make sure to be careful about the kidneys and your mental health. It can be very easy to become dependent on it
User avatar #64 - iamsammich (07/10/2015) [-]
i first started with taking a single pill of mucinex when i was sick (60 mg). i noticed it made me feel different than normal, so one day i was curious and took two (120 mg). i liked the way it made me feel. i think if i'd just straight up jumped into the dose i normally do now (180-240 mg) i would feel overwhelmed, but because i did it rather slowly, i felt in control and wasn't afraid of what happened when i was out of it.

i'll take it about once a month. i can sometimes feel tempted to take it earlier because i'll get overwhelmed and just sick of society, and i feel like i can only achieve the distance away from society when i'm on mucinex. i don't feel like i'm dependent on it, but it definitely can give me a little boost, sometimes when it's much needed.

i totally understand about being turned off of a drug from how it makes you feel when you first try it. my first time being high was weird and scary, but i think i need to try it a few more times to get a better idea of what it's like. i think i made the mistake your friend might have made by taking too much without easing into it over time and being suddenly overwhelmed by the sensations
User avatar #22 - aldothenazi (07/08/2015) [-]
Imo one of the problems with drugs is that they are illegal so they put people to do business with dangerous people and can bring some complications with that. Also no tax for the goverment. In argentine(I think its there) where they are all legal, it seems to be going pretty well.
User avatar #53 - sickey (07/09/2015) [-]
Drugs are not legal in Argentina. They're just decriminalized. This means that it is illegal to sell and buy drugs but possession under a certain amount (Like less than 10gram of X) is legal. This is in my opinion one of the best way for drug politics (Along side with almost complete legalization).

This is good for a couple of reasons but the main reason is that people are not afraid to look for help if they have drug problems because they will not be punished for possession of drugs. Unlike here in Sweden where we have amongst THE WORST drug policies in the world, it's very discouraging for people with serious problems as they will face very harsh punishment. Hell, you can even get a pretty serious punishment for just having THC in your blood after coming home from a trip to let's say the Netherlands.
Sorry for the long text.
#8 - iamsammich (07/08/2015) [-]
"whether or not it's legal or not"
i dun did the do
#411 - that was my face on the inside. i have two faces ps it's y… 06/30/2015 on Do you have a girlfrand? 0

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#18 - tridaak ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Hi
#20 to #19 - tridaak ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
How are you?
How are you?
User avatar #9 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
I like that Muse avatar
User avatar #10 to #9 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
all muse avatars are great
unless they're hating on muse
User avatar #11 to #10 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
Did you go to their 2nd Law tour?
It was amazing!
User avatar #12 to #11 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
i am a poor woman
i did see them play at voodoofest. that was incredible, especially when i heard the harmonica introduction to knights of cydonia
User avatar #13 to #12 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
Ohhh, that must have been heaven!
User avatar #14 to #13 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
oh man was it ever
i think that was also whenever they were rolling out fog, and then when the actual song started they revved up a laser show. my first ever laser show, and it was mind-blowing
User avatar #15 to #14 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
Oh wow, you should go see more concerts. That's all they have now, haha! Even Aussie Floyd had them, and it was awesome!
User avatar #16 to #15 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
yeah, that was my second concert ever. i plan on going to a lot more before i die, especially muse concerts but just concerts in general. they're awesome
User avatar #17 to #16 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
I hope you get the money, hon.
I hope to just live at concerts
User avatar #3 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Dat Muse though.
User avatar #4 to #3 - iamsammich (04/25/2014) [-]
aww yiss, muse is where it's at
so excited for their new cd
User avatar #5 to #4 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Favorite song. Go.
User avatar #6 to #5 - iamsammich (04/25/2014) [-]
oh lord ummm i can't pick
first song i ever heard was knights of cydonia but i also like hysteria, their exogenesis symphony, invincible, micro cuts
gah there's too many to pick
User avatar #7 to #6 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Haha, that's exactly what happens when you ask somebody who's a real fan of the band what their favorite song is.
After much thought i decided mine was Undisclosed Desires.
Wait, no, it's Resistance.
**** , Supremacy is really good too...
DAMN IT.
#8 to #7 - blacktothefuture (04/25/2014) [-]
Don't mind me, just a stranger posting their fave Muse song.   
   
 AHWELLAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't mind me, just a stranger posting their fave Muse song.

AHWELLAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#2 - almostninja (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm not stalking you, but I thought you should know that we've been dating for some time now.
Happy anniversary
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