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#536 - > abortion > racist 08/16/2014 on Unidentified Tumblr... +5
#38 - i don't have pure dxm and i'd have to take a ton of medicine t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on failed to get high 0
User avatar #40 - drayden (08/15/2014) [-]
o yeah you never want to take to much guaifenesin painful puking is the worst, i'm just now coming back from it still very fucking hazed though. i puked 30 minutes in i took a bottle and a half of robotussin though so i'm not to suprised. its a shame this stuff will make you brain dead. i only do it once a month
#30 - alcohol, weed, DXM, valium, painkillers last two were cuz…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2014 on failed to get high -1
User avatar #36 - drayden (08/15/2014) [-]
yeah boi!! i already took 400mg of dxm and its just now kicking in. i wont be able to type soon i weigh 115 pounds so it hits hard and fast. 3rd plat here i come
User avatar #38 - iamsammich (08/15/2014) [-]
i don't have pure dxm and i'd have to take a ton of medicine to get that high of a dose. the most i ever did was 180mg and i felt pretty nice. i'd take more, but with mucinex taking too much can make you throw up. it's like 60 mg of dxm to 1200 mg of barf chemical
User avatar #40 - drayden (08/15/2014) [-]
o yeah you never want to take to much guaifenesin painful puking is the worst, i'm just now coming back from it still very fucking hazed though. i puked 30 minutes in i took a bottle and a half of robotussin though so i'm not to suprised. its a shame this stuff will make you brain dead. i only do it once a month
#38 - vidya is great i wish i could create video games. i'd make… 08/15/2014 on life 0
#252 - i had a problem with my face being oily, but accutane turned m… 08/15/2014 on Thoose comments 0
#58 - it's all good man my and my dude have known each other sin…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Best Youtube comment ever 0
#59 - suborbital (08/14/2014) [-]
If you think it's worth it, it most likely is, even if there is a chance to get burned in the end. well I am off for the day. I wish you the best of luck!
#56 - wait did she get it after eight years or did yall not do a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Best Youtube comment ever 0
#57 - suborbital (08/14/2014) [-]
During highschool we occasionally kissed because we liked each other but I was too much of a pussy to do anything about it, also Runescape was my priority. Eventually she went off to college, I dropped out of highschool and just worked. We just kind of stopped talking for a few years and ended up dating other people. Years later, we are single adults living with our parents, so we ended up hanging out, after a month of sexual tension, we kissed again, one thing led to another. It's one of the few things that make me not want to kill myself. Sorry for the shitty long, boring recent life events story.
User avatar #58 - iamsammich (08/14/2014) [-]
it's all good man
my and my dude have known each other since junior year of high school, but we started dating towards the end of senior year after he helped me get the guts to break free from a douchey ex, but he had to move that summer. we've been dating for like 4 years now but it's long distance--i'm practically in new orleans and he's in texas. it sucks cuz i hate long distance like no other, but it's worth it
#59 - suborbital (08/14/2014) [-]
If you think it's worth it, it most likely is, even if there is a chance to get burned in the end. well I am off for the day. I wish you the best of luck!
#52 - just now realized half a tongue on either side the whole way down  [+] (5 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Best Youtube comment ever 0
#55 - suborbital (08/14/2014) [-]
That first blowjob was 8 years in the making... The wait was worth it.
User avatar #56 - iamsammich (08/14/2014) [-]
wait
did she get it after eight years or did yall not do any of that stuff for 8 years
#57 - suborbital (08/14/2014) [-]
During highschool we occasionally kissed because we liked each other but I was too much of a pussy to do anything about it, also Runescape was my priority. Eventually she went off to college, I dropped out of highschool and just worked. We just kind of stopped talking for a few years and ended up dating other people. Years later, we are single adults living with our parents, so we ended up hanging out, after a month of sexual tension, we kissed again, one thing led to another. It's one of the few things that make me not want to kill myself. Sorry for the shitty long, boring recent life events story.
User avatar #58 - iamsammich (08/14/2014) [-]
it's all good man
my and my dude have known each other since junior year of high school, but we started dating towards the end of senior year after he helped me get the guts to break free from a douchey ex, but he had to move that summer. we've been dating for like 4 years now but it's long distance--i'm practically in new orleans and he's in texas. it sucks cuz i hate long distance like no other, but it's worth it
#59 - suborbital (08/14/2014) [-]
If you think it's worth it, it most likely is, even if there is a chance to get burned in the end. well I am off for the day. I wish you the best of luck!
#50 - i have to see somebody pick up a pencil or m&m with their …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Best Youtube comment ever 0
#51 - suborbital (08/14/2014) [-]
My girlfriend actually split her tongue.. Oh the insane pp touch.
#52 - iamsammich (08/14/2014) [-]
just now realized
half a tongue on either side the whole way down
#55 - suborbital (08/14/2014) [-]
That first blowjob was 8 years in the making... The wait was worth it.
User avatar #56 - iamsammich (08/14/2014) [-]
wait
did she get it after eight years or did yall not do any of that stuff for 8 years
#57 - suborbital (08/14/2014) [-]
During highschool we occasionally kissed because we liked each other but I was too much of a pussy to do anything about it, also Runescape was my priority. Eventually she went off to college, I dropped out of highschool and just worked. We just kind of stopped talking for a few years and ended up dating other people. Years later, we are single adults living with our parents, so we ended up hanging out, after a month of sexual tension, we kissed again, one thing led to another. It's one of the few things that make me not want to kill myself. Sorry for the shitty long, boring recent life events story.
User avatar #58 - iamsammich (08/14/2014) [-]
it's all good man
my and my dude have known each other since junior year of high school, but we started dating towards the end of senior year after he helped me get the guts to break free from a douchey ex, but he had to move that summer. we've been dating for like 4 years now but it's long distance--i'm practically in new orleans and he's in texas. it sucks cuz i hate long distance like no other, but it's worth it
#59 - suborbital (08/14/2014) [-]
If you think it's worth it, it most likely is, even if there is a chance to get burned in the end. well I am off for the day. I wish you the best of luck!
#17 - i remember when i was a kid, i always thought there was gonna …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on life +14
#33 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
Same shit here. All I want to do is play video games and masturbate.
User avatar #38 - iamsammich (08/15/2014) [-]
vidya is great
i wish i could create video games. i'd make at least two or three. they'd probably be shit to everyone but me, but that's okay. if i had the money i'd blow it just to make them and play them over and over
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User avatar #9 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
I like that Muse avatar
User avatar #10 to #9 - iamsammich ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
all muse avatars are great
unless they're hating on muse
User avatar #11 to #10 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Did you go to their 2nd Law tour?
It was amazing!
User avatar #12 to #11 - iamsammich ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
i am a poor woman
i did see them play at voodoofest. that was incredible, especially when i heard the harmonica introduction to knights of cydonia
User avatar #13 to #12 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Ohhh, that must have been heaven!
User avatar #14 to #13 - iamsammich ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
oh man was it ever
i think that was also whenever they were rolling out fog, and then when the actual song started they revved up a laser show. my first ever laser show, and it was mind-blowing
User avatar #15 to #14 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Oh wow, you should go see more concerts. That's all they have now, haha! Even Aussie Floyd had them, and it was awesome!
User avatar #16 to #15 - iamsammich ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
yeah, that was my second concert ever. i plan on going to a lot more before i die, especially muse concerts but just concerts in general. they're awesome
User avatar #17 to #16 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
I hope you get the money, hon.
I hope to just live at concerts
User avatar #3 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Dat Muse though.
User avatar #4 to #3 - iamsammich ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
aww yiss, muse is where it's at
so excited for their new cd
User avatar #5 to #4 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Favorite song. Go.
User avatar #6 to #5 - iamsammich ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
oh lord ummm i can't pick
first song i ever heard was knights of cydonia but i also like hysteria, their exogenesis symphony, invincible, micro cuts
gah there's too many to pick
User avatar #7 to #6 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Haha, that's exactly what happens when you ask somebody who's a real fan of the band what their favorite song is.
After much thought i decided mine was Undisclosed Desires.
Wait, no, it's Resistance.
**** , Supremacy is really good too...
DAMN IT.
#8 to #7 - blacktothefuture (04/25/2014) [-]
Don't mind me, just a stranger posting their fave Muse song.   
   
 AHWELLAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't mind me, just a stranger posting their fave Muse song.

AHWELLAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#2 - almostninja (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm not stalking you, but I thought you should know that we've been dating for some time now.
Happy anniversary
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