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iamphoenix

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Date Signed Up:8/24/2011
Last Login:6/30/2014
Location:Soup
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 112 total,  0 ,  112
Comment Thumbs: 7019 total,  0 ,  7019
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level -111 Content: others can't stand you → Level -110 Content: others can't stand you
Comment Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level -370 Comment: full on dark lord → Level -369 Comment: full on dark lord
Subscribers:3
Content Views:11368
Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:14103
FJ Points:0
Favorite Tags: OC (6) | funny (5) | Bacon (3) | am (2) | i (2) | lol (2) | lulz (2) | the (2)
I have returned from the ashes of FunnyJunk's faggotry.

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#171 - Your first problem was not wanting a cat. Your second… 01/25/2014 on Who does not love cats 0
#301 - Oh fer cayoot. 01/25/2014 on Brought A New Cat Home... 0
#39 - On the plus side you could dive into it from a greater height … 01/18/2014 on go for a swim 0
#54 - I made this way back in 2011. 01/18/2014 on Disneyland: the happiest... 0
#53 - At least the black guy knows what's up. 01/18/2014 on 23 flavors of endless... 0
#27 - I refuse to marry a woman who can't fend off a bear. 01/18/2014 on act cool bro 0
#172 - Still pretty funny the purveyor of dick jokes h… 01/18/2014 on Black and White 0
#91 - If you were Cambodian you probably wouldn't just forget money. 01/18/2014 on euros > dollars 0
#76 - "But seriously **** you guys, your mother's … 01/18/2014 on Dad jokes for more Days 0
#182 - The intended use of any device with a vibration feature is, to… 01/18/2014 on now give it to me in white 0
#56 - I swear some asshole put my car here I just need to move it 01/14/2014 on GTA IRL 0
#240 - "More metal than Slayer" There are few word… 01/14/2014 on Dahvie, Eat a Snickers 0
#45 - "Wie I give a scheisse" 01/14/2014 on Not long now... 0
#116 - We're gonna have Godzilla in 2014 That's all I need 01/14/2014 on Clifford the Big Red Dog 0
#32 - Sweet, sweet nepotism. 01/14/2014 on I've come to the conclusion... 0
#170 - Charizard is legal for play.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on You don't stand a chance 0
User avatar #173 - spyisspy (01/14/2014) [-]
thats a 1st edition Charizard, infamous for being rare and OP as fuck
User avatar #182 - JuliusC (01/14/2014) [-]
... i have one
back when i was little our pre school had a box full of cards, he just so happened to be in it...
so i stole it
#104 - I'd probably be too pissed that they're on my bike to wait to …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on I wish I could ride... 0
#105 - ftsfts (01/11/2014) [-]
Fair enough logic.
#310 - That's lovely. 01/11/2014 on Countries That Use Fahrenheit 0
#40 - "bench pressing" Not "fisting" … 01/11/2014 on He lifts 0
#344 - Probably because you're sheltered. 01/11/2014 on Confession Bear 0
#99 - After he said it was his I would have just said "Weird, b…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2014 on I wish I could ride... 0
#102 - ftsfts (01/11/2014) [-]
And by jumping the gun you miss the opportunity to do this kind shit.
#104 - iamphoenix (01/11/2014) [-]
I'd probably be too pissed that they're on my bike to wait to be clever.
#105 - ftsfts (01/11/2014) [-]
Fair enough logic.
#93 - Here, ladies and gentleman, is the real king of the internet. 01/11/2014 on Accurate 0
#91 - I don't see any tits, I am incredulous  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on Accurate 0
#93 - iamphoenix (01/11/2014) [-]
Here, ladies and gentleman, is the real king of the internet.
#135 - They might just be making him look like an idiot Coul… 01/11/2014 on Clever Disney! 0
#1360 - I always thought phanact was a group of people, or an idea lik… 01/11/2014 on Shrekis Kill 0

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User avatar #113 to #112 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/23/2013) [-]
You've been here a while
#114 to #113 - iamphoenix (09/23/2013) [-]
I suppose I have. And this is a new account. I wish I was back in the single digits comment rankings like I was when I started it.
User avatar #115 to #114 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/23/2013) [-]
I was saving old content to repost, and I saw a lot of your good comments
#116 to #115 - iamphoenix (09/23/2013) [-]
I used to be on the frontpage a lot.  I remember I got three spots in the top five once, one of which was for saying someone had a small penis.
I used to be on the frontpage a lot. I remember I got three spots in the top five once, one of which was for saying someone had a small penis.
#109 to #108 - iamphoenix (07/22/2013) [-]
I'm just picking reaction pics at random, I'm not a dubstep fan
#110 to #109 - alekksandar (07/22/2013) [-]
You had me shocked there for a moment.
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#102 to #99 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [-]
WHY ARE YOU POSTING 8REE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE HOMOSUCK
#103 to #102 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#100 to #99 - iamphoenix (01/19/2013) [-]
This reminds me of the time I told a chick friend "I'm going to grab that ass and you're going to like it." I proceeded to grab her ass, and she liked it.
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#94 - thephoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
No, i am Phoenix.
#95 to #94 - iamphoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
I have seniority on my old account.

Pic related.
#96 to #95 - thephoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
I am ThePhoenix

seniority have account old i on my

your move.
#97 to #96 - iamphoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
In West Philidelphia reborn and raised
In the fires and flame is where I spent most of my days
Burnin', scorchin', immortal and hot


finish it
User avatar #98 to #97 - thephoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
Shooting Solar Flares but that's not all that i got,
when a couple of guys started collecting some wood
trying to start a fire in the neighbourhood
i set off one little Inferno and the town got scared
now i'm revered as a God and i Dominate the air.

lol, i unno
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User avatar #88 - thetrollerofgod (08/01/2012) [-]
fag
#89 to #88 - iamphoenix (08/01/2012) [-]
Thank you, internet stranger. I've included a picture to express how many ***** I give.
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#85 to #85 - iamphoenix (07/02/2012) [-]
Waaaaat??? I will have to check!
#86 to #86 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#87 to #87 - iamphoenix (07/02/2012) [-]
So it seems. There's not much sense in going back to that profile now, though. I have 5x the comment thumbs and I don't have a huge content thumb deficit.
#80 - minionofdolan (06/27/2012) [-]
Is time new friend
User avatar #79 - potatot (06/15/2012) [-]
I love you. You're very special to me.
User avatar #78 - tojimajia (06/15/2012) [-]
i love you
#77 - iamphoenix (06/04/2012) [-]
**** all y'all, I ain't no gummy worm.
User avatar #76 - swikkid (06/04/2012) [-]
hey gummy worm
#75 - johnbobert (06/04/2012) [-]
i've had it with you
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User avatar #73 - comexx (06/04/2012) [-]
whats up gummy worm?
User avatar #72 - unlukky (06/04/2012) [-]
Two Words ************ : GUMMY WORM
#71 - anonymous (06/04/2012) [-]
Hey did you know you're a gummy worm?
User avatar #70 - slayerofcovenant (06/04/2012) [-]
hello, gummy worm! welcome to my mouth!
User avatar #69 - manbob (06/04/2012) [-]
on the internet no one can tell that you sir are a gummy worm and for that i commend you
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