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A hero forever loyal to the flames of war, rests in Outer Heaven.

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#4476 - I'm so hype right now, god damn. Can't wait to see where Kojim… 06/14/2016 on iamnewhere's profile 0
#4473 - Aw shiet, thanks man. 05/05/2016 on iamnewhere's profile 0
#4467 - Definitely. The fanbase as a whole was hoping/expecting th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2015 on iamnewhere's profile 0
#4468 - inquisition (11/05/2015) [-]
Yea, a bit more direct relation to his fate in Metal Gear would have been better. Actual gameplay or cutscenes showing more of Outer Heaven would have been amazing.

Kojima seems to love that kind of stuff, like the MGS flashbacks in MGS4.

They kind of tried to make him a humbled version of MGS3 Ocelot I guess. More reserved and meticulous. I suppose the 20 years between the two games is supposed to be a time in which he's "matured". They referred back a little bit. Like where he shows the recruit how to fire his gun, "pretty good" etc.

I wish they'd finish MGSV first, but oh well. I'm not sure where the storyline is going to go from here seeing as they've exhausted the Solid Snake storyline and the Big Boss prequel storyline pretty much. So unless it's a spinoff, maybe involving Solidus and Raiden in Liberia, or Ocelot's life post-MGSV pre-MGS, then I don't know what they'd do it on.

I also honestly wish they'd gone through with more Kiefer dialogue instead of making Venom a self-insert for the player. Venom would have been much better with that character development.
#4465 - FUUUUUUUUUUCK! 10/06/2015 on iamnewhere's profile 0
#4463 - Picture 10/05/2015 on iamnewhere's profile 0
#4462 - I REALLY hope they make a spinoff, with a new protagonist and …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2015 on iamnewhere's profile 0
#4464 - inquisition (10/05/2015) [-]
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#4465 - iamnewhere (10/06/2015) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
#4459 - It pisses me off that this is Kojimbles last Metal Gear, and K…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/04/2015 on iamnewhere's profile 0
#4460 - inquisition (10/04/2015) [-]
It's sad alright. I really don't want to see the Metal Gear get cheapened. And the engine is really good for free roam, better than GTA's imo.

Oh yea I've seen that, funny as fuck.
#4462 - iamnewhere (10/05/2015) [-]
I REALLY hope they make a spinoff, with a new protagonist and all.
Them making a remake of Kojimas first Metal Gears would be sacrilege.
#4464 - inquisition (10/05/2015) [-]
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#4465 - iamnewhere (10/06/2015) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
#4457 - Yup, completely agree. Though i liked the higher difficulties,…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/04/2015 on iamnewhere's profile 0
#4458 - inquisition (10/04/2015) [-]
Gameplay is really good imo, AI and such are great and there's a lot of possibilities for creativity. The "Truth" ending came out of nowhere, in the midst of unrelated missions and mission replays. Mission 51 definitely should have been the ending because, quite simply the story is unfinished (with regards to Liquid).

And that Sins of the Father scene was awkward as fuck. I don't know who thought it was a good idea to have 0 dialogue for 5 minutes whilst a song played.
#4459 - iamnewhere (10/04/2015) [-]
It pisses me off that this is Kojimbles last Metal Gear, and Konami has already confirmed they will make more. Can't wait to see if it'll be Pachinko or Mobile.

That said, it'd be stupid as shit not to at least sell the Fox Engine. It's fucking great, and optimised as fuck. They may make more AAA games after all.

Also, have you seen this? www.sonsoflibertyinternational.com/
I don't know if you've played MGS2, but the main antagonist calls himself and his men the Sons of Liberty.
#4460 - inquisition (10/04/2015) [-]
It's sad alright. I really don't want to see the Metal Gear get cheapened. And the engine is really good for free roam, better than GTA's imo.

Oh yea I've seen that, funny as fuck.
#4462 - iamnewhere (10/05/2015) [-]
I REALLY hope they make a spinoff, with a new protagonist and all.
Them making a remake of Kojimas first Metal Gears would be sacrilege.
#4464 - inquisition (10/05/2015) [-]
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#4465 - iamnewhere (10/06/2015) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
#4455 - I have, and i am god damn pissed about it. There's no…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/04/2015 on iamnewhere's profile 0
#4456 - inquisition (10/04/2015) [-]
I can't believe they released it with that, I mean:

>watch Liquid steal English strain
>watch Liquid run away with niglets and a fucking METAL GEAR
>Liquid has none of these things in MGS

Past mission 31 the game feels lackluster as fuck too. There may be a few good, original missions past that point, namely the second outbreak and maybe a Quiet Exit (that mission pisses me off though, but that's because I'm bad at dealing with sniper tanks) and that jungle stealth mission. I get that they were over budget and Kojima was taking a long time but they really should have done something about it. The mission replays at higher difficulty were a stupid addition too, imo.

Konami said they're not making any more AAA titles because mobile gaming and Pachinko machines make them more money. Oh well.
#4457 - iamnewhere (10/04/2015) [-]
Yup, completely agree. Though i liked the higher difficulties, they shouldn't have been standalone missions, it shouldve been a gameplay option for all missions.

They should've put the original missions in chapter 2 into chapter 1, and not call it chapter 2. Seeing "chapter 2" got my hopes up.
Chapter 1 also had awkward shit like the long ass car ride with Skullface, with "Sins of the Father" shoehorned in.

And the "ending" we got came out of fucking nowhere, there was no real buildup to it. Mission 51 should've been the end, with "Truth" being the secret ending.

The game would've benefitted greatly from an extra year in development. Everything would've been finished, polished, more unique missions and life would've been good. Instead, we get a good game (in my opinion at least) with a lot of missed opportunities and wasted potential.
#4458 - inquisition (10/04/2015) [-]
Gameplay is really good imo, AI and such are great and there's a lot of possibilities for creativity. The "Truth" ending came out of nowhere, in the midst of unrelated missions and mission replays. Mission 51 definitely should have been the ending because, quite simply the story is unfinished (with regards to Liquid).

And that Sins of the Father scene was awkward as fuck. I don't know who thought it was a good idea to have 0 dialogue for 5 minutes whilst a song played.
#4459 - iamnewhere (10/04/2015) [-]
It pisses me off that this is Kojimbles last Metal Gear, and Konami has already confirmed they will make more. Can't wait to see if it'll be Pachinko or Mobile.

That said, it'd be stupid as shit not to at least sell the Fox Engine. It's fucking great, and optimised as fuck. They may make more AAA games after all.

Also, have you seen this? www.sonsoflibertyinternational.com/
I don't know if you've played MGS2, but the main antagonist calls himself and his men the Sons of Liberty.
#4460 - inquisition (10/04/2015) [-]
It's sad alright. I really don't want to see the Metal Gear get cheapened. And the engine is really good for free roam, better than GTA's imo.

Oh yea I've seen that, funny as fuck.
#4462 - iamnewhere (10/05/2015) [-]
I REALLY hope they make a spinoff, with a new protagonist and all.
Them making a remake of Kojimas first Metal Gears would be sacrilege.
#4464 - inquisition (10/05/2015) [-]
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#4465 - iamnewhere (10/06/2015) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
#4453 - I was really impressed by his voice actor, he has stepped his … 10/02/2015 on iamnewhere's profile 0