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Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
Last Login:8/24/2016
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Content Thumbs: 22629 total,  24728 ,  2099
Comment Thumbs: 57708 total,  58982 ,  1274
Content Level Progress: 62.6% (626/1000)
Level 222 Content: Mind Blower → Level 223 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 59.5% (595/1000)
Level 357 Comments: Knight Of Funnyjunk → Level 358 Comments: Knight Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:23
Content Views:475688
Times Content Favorited:980 times
Total Comments Made:655
FJ Points:84220

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#197 - Picture 05/10/2013 on Freedom of Marriage +113
#60 - Picture 05/10/2013 on Punk +8
#6 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Getting real sick of your... +181
#38 - robopandar (05/06/2013) [-]
#29 - Rhizka (05/06/2013) [-]
replaced serif font with sans serif font. Are you even trying?
#43 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
who cares? fucking nigger
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#33 - fluttershyismine (05/06/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties
#5 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 05/06/2013 on SIT THE FUCK DOWN -23
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#60 - icametocomment (05/06/2013) [-]
#70 - comanderspy (05/06/2013) [-]
it is speaking le french, even tho le pinaples dont le grow on the europe
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#51 - comanderspy (05/06/2013) [-]
u wot m8
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#59 - comanderspy (05/06/2013) [-]
U bet'ah shut ur whorr mouth u lil tosser, u dont evn stan' a chonse m8
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#11 - YFW you realize there's an upcoming 4D porn film.  [+] (19 new replies) 05/06/2013 on 4D movies +271
#258 - darkshadoww (05/07/2013) [-]
I hope no girls become pregnant from that movie.
#221 - fedexman (05/06/2013) [-]
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#304 - masdercheef (05/07/2013) [-]
Normally I'd be pissed at the woman for trying to pull such bullshit with her husband like that... but then again, the guy's dense enough to believe it, so I kind of just feel sorry for him.
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#212 - holywarstpd (05/06/2013) [-]
What is this gif from?
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#336 - newfunnyjunksucks (05/07/2013) [-]
The show supernatural.
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#215 - niggernazi (05/06/2013) [-]
thats obama
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#128 - iraniie (05/06/2013) [-]
sean banan... Why on fj?
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#167 - gotohemp (05/06/2013) [-]
skakka rumpa
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#13 - ecoterrorist (05/06/2013) [-]
dude, fucking dinosaurs is beastiality, common man
#347 - texafornication (05/25/2013) [-]
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#341 - aleksisti (05/07/2013) [-]
sure is COMMON, man.
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#334 - moevleboevle (05/07/2013) [-]
it must be some kind of necrobestiality
#236 - ilovecoins (05/07/2013) [-]
i wouldn't say beastiality is common.
#171 - mudkipfucker (05/06/2013) [-]
This image has expired
You say that like its a bad thing
#94 - soldiertwo (05/06/2013) [-]
good idea, fuck the dinosaurs!
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#26 - spectrethief (05/06/2013) [-]
Because only commoners engage in dinosaur sex.
#42 - trash has deleted their comment.
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#183 - applelemon (05/06/2013) [-]
That comment was trash.

I'm sorry.
#229 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#254 - I'm somebody's idol? After months of absence and nothing but a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on Cleavland Steamer 's profile 0
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#255 - Cleavland Steamer (05/06/2013) [-]
It's crazy isn't it? You're just one funny bastard. Everything you post is creative, hilarious, and original.
#252 - I like you too.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Cleavland Steamer 's profile 0
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#253 - Cleavland Steamer (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh god. Yes.



My fuckin' idol.
#254 - iamjohngalt (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm somebody's idol? After months of absence and nothing but a few, meh-worthy fragments of interweb humour to show for from my user alter ego?

Tonight I shall fall asleep with a gentle smile upon my fabulous face.
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#255 - Cleavland Steamer (05/06/2013) [-]
It's crazy isn't it? You're just one funny bastard. Everything you post is creative, hilarious, and original.
#20 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2013 on The Asian Cha-Cha -12
#43 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Well, if the / doesn't mean "and", it's still correct since it would translate to "sushi OR Chinese food," implying that sushi is not Chinese food.
#86 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
So that would mean he wasn't sure if he ate sushi or chinese. Even more retarded.

And who eats sushi and chinese food in one meal?? It's like going to a Mexican restaurant, eating enchiladas and then ordering a lasagna as a second course.
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#34 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (05/05/2013) [-]
k
#64 - queer?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Welcome to funnyjunk +81
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#97 - kolpster (04/13/2013) [-]
>Posting several comments for more thumbs
>Who's queer now?
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#258 - scotfighterz (04/13/2013) [-]
I don't think that was the point of those posts...
#74 - neoexdeath (04/13/2013) [-]
OP IS A GODDAMN FAGGOT!
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#194 - garymotherfingoak (04/13/2013) [-]
someone is new for having blue name.
#128 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
You know by posting something, that makes you op too. So you are a faggot, faggot.
#70 - takesomemorewater (04/13/2013) [-]
That was majestic.
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#68 - funnymidget (04/13/2013) [-]
Because
#62 - OP  [+] (9 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Welcome to funnyjunk +57
#63 - datcomment (04/13/2013) [-]
is
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#64 - iamjohngalt (04/13/2013) [-]
queer?
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#97 - kolpster (04/13/2013) [-]
>Posting several comments for more thumbs
>Who's queer now?
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#258 - scotfighterz (04/13/2013) [-]
I don't think that was the point of those posts...
#74 - neoexdeath (04/13/2013) [-]
OP IS A GODDAMN FAGGOT!
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#194 - garymotherfingoak (04/13/2013) [-]
someone is new for having blue name.
#128 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
You know by posting something, that makes you op too. So you are a faggot, faggot.
#70 - takesomemorewater (04/13/2013) [-]
That was majestic.
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#68 - funnymidget (04/13/2013) [-]
Because