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    I don't get it I don't get it
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    Watch out! Watch out!
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#45 - It's... so... beautiful... 08/14/2014 on Feeding Admin! +1
#96 - Retardation is just an antonym for acceleration. Use this know…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Retarded +1
User avatar #123 - vleasian (08/05/2014) [-]
It's funny, because when I first encountered a retardando in music, I was confused. That's when I learned it meant slow down.
#75 - lolwut, I captioned that picture and uploaded it to FJ and her…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Neet +4
User avatar #109 - waffies (07/16/2014) [-]
HO-LEE TITS son! I spent so much time looking for the original after it was first posted! thanks!!!
#285 - Wow, it's almost like some people have trained the ability to … 07/06/2014 on Creepy +1
#182 - Satisfied?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
User avatar #183 - shadowrated (08/27/2014) [-]
no, i mean as a commenter
#180 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2014 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#181 - shadowrated (06/08/2014) [-]
i really wish you were more active
#182 - iamjohngalt (06/08/2014) [-]
Satisfied?
User avatar #183 - shadowrated (08/27/2014) [-]
no, i mean as a commenter
#67 - This is football. 06/03/2014 on amazing football 1 +28
#2 - Picture 05/22/2014 on blacklisthunta's profile 0
#35 - Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths, Enwrought with go… 05/18/2014 on Beard 0
#250 - Forgive me admin, for I have made numerous sins in my lifetime…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Repent your sins in here +94
#280 - etiology (04/24/2014) [-]
I can confirm, for I have cosinned.

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#179 - shadowrated ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
you made this didn't? you god   
www.funnyjunk.com/straight/20382#20382:arrogant:
you made this didn't? you god
www.funnyjunk.com/straight/20382#20382:arrogant:
#181 to #180 - shadowrated ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
i really wish you were more active
i really wish you were more active
#182 to #181 - iamjohngalt (06/08/2014) [-]
Satisfied?
Satisfied?
User avatar #183 to #182 - shadowrated ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
no, i mean as a commenter
User avatar #171 - wrongexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
i like your name, apparently a good but lengthy book. Is it worth the read?
#173 to #171 - iamjohngalt (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = 
			
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Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = You need to login to view this link )
User avatar #167 - shadowrated ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#166 - struttndatass (03/31/2014) [-]
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
User avatar #165 - kidpat (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #164 - revengeforfreeze (11/07/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #163 - miscarriage (11/01/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#161 - shadowrated ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
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this was golden
#162 to #161 - iamjohngalt (09/06/2013) [-]
that man was golden
that man was golden
User avatar #160 - holller (07/08/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
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#157 to #148 - iamnewhere ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
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User avatar #144 - shadowrated ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY **** YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
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User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY **** YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
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Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
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******* awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
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Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some **** .
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 to #140 - shadowrated ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 to #168 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 to #169 - shadowrated ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
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Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#129 - shadowrated ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
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#130 to #129 - iamjohngalt (09/07/2012) [-]
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.   
   
You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good 						*******					 luck with that, honeybuns! &lt;3
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.

You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good ******* luck with that, honeybuns! <3
#131 to #130 - shadowrated ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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User avatar #127 to #125 - nippuhl (08/05/2012) [-]
He moved lol
User avatar #132 to #127 - shadowrated ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
We need to get him this type of colored text in order for him to start again this year
funnyjunk.com/items/216921#216921
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