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iamchicken

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Youtube Channel: Iamchicken
Steam Profile: i_am_chicken
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Warhammer Games: Dawn of War, Dawn of War II, Space Marine and Chapter Master. Halo All of them, Battlefield 3 , The Elder Scrolls Oblivion and Skyrim, Ace Combat, LOTR War in the North, LOTR Conquest, Rome Total War, Medival 2 Total War, Third Age Total
X-box Gamertag: Iamchiken
Interests: Reading, Gaming, Breathing, Funnyjunking, taking the souls of the unwary
Date Signed Up:12/07/2012
Last Login:8/03/2015
Location:Middle O Nowhere Kansas
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#14 - I knew that gif looked familiar. 08/01/2015 on Let them cry it out 0
#54 - It won't be once we annex it. 08/01/2015 on Let's free those aliens +5
#135 - Imperial Guard best sci-fi army. 07/30/2015 on give a rebel yell 0
#130 - This has a pretty basic and easy to understand explanation.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2015 on give a rebel yell 0
#136 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
Cheers for the Imperial Guard.
User avatar #132 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
Y'know, despite the Manufactorum-sized balls on the Legion, y'know who really needs some love?

The Imperial Guardsmen, those mere fucking mortals hold the line against Orks, Daemons, and whatever the fuck else.

More drinks need to be raised in their name.
User avatar #131 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
That gives me a Warboner just reading about that.

They are the grimmest, darkest thing in the grimdark grim, dark future of Warhammer.
#127 - Eh i dunno. Inquisitors think they are doing good by stomping …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2015 on give a rebel yell +1
User avatar #129 - blueflags (07/30/2015) [-]
screw that guy
#124 - Pretty much.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2015 on give a rebel yell +1
User avatar #126 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
But the thing about the Legion is, that they can't get to them, and this is the only time I'd want the Inquisition to reach them, because I'm curious, too, as to how these fuckers even exist.
User avatar #130 - iamchicken (07/30/2015) [-]
1d4chan.org/wiki/Legion_of_the_Damned

This has a pretty basic and easy to understand explanation.
#136 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
Cheers for the Imperial Guard.
User avatar #132 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
Y'know, despite the Manufactorum-sized balls on the Legion, y'know who really needs some love?

The Imperial Guardsmen, those mere fucking mortals hold the line against Orks, Daemons, and whatever the fuck else.

More drinks need to be raised in their name.
User avatar #131 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
That gives me a Warboner just reading about that.

They are the grimmest, darkest thing in the grimdark grim, dark future of Warhammer.
#119 - By Inquisitorial standards yes. But the Inquisition is a bunch…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/30/2015 on give a rebel yell +1
User avatar #122 - blueflags (07/30/2015) [-]
damn. Well isn't the codex considered sacred? If the belief is that extreme, wouldn't things like that warrant at least doubt? And if they are heretics, isn't that a bigger threat then the death of them if they weren't?
User avatar #127 - iamchicken (07/30/2015) [-]
Eh i dunno. Inquisitors think they are doing good by stomping out heresy even when heresy isn't found. You have Horus to thank for that.
User avatar #129 - blueflags (07/30/2015) [-]
screw that guy
User avatar #121 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
The Inquisition = the Fun Police.
User avatar #124 - iamchicken (07/30/2015) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #126 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
But the thing about the Legion is, that they can't get to them, and this is the only time I'd want the Inquisition to reach them, because I'm curious, too, as to how these fuckers even exist.
User avatar #130 - iamchicken (07/30/2015) [-]
1d4chan.org/wiki/Legion_of_the_Damned

This has a pretty basic and easy to understand explanation.
#136 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
Cheers for the Imperial Guard.
User avatar #132 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
Y'know, despite the Manufactorum-sized balls on the Legion, y'know who really needs some love?

The Imperial Guardsmen, those mere fucking mortals hold the line against Orks, Daemons, and whatever the fuck else.

More drinks need to be raised in their name.
User avatar #131 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
That gives me a Warboner just reading about that.

They are the grimmest, darkest thing in the grimdark grim, dark future of Warhammer.
#116 - They are OP as all hell yes but they are all continuously in a…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/30/2015 on give a rebel yell +1
User avatar #117 - blueflags (07/30/2015) [-]
But isn't surviving the warp touch Heretical? I'm just going off my knowledge of Captain Titus
User avatar #119 - iamchicken (07/30/2015) [-]
By Inquisitorial standards yes. But the Inquisition is a bunch of paranoid fanatics who would exterminatus a planet just because the governor looked at them funny. The Inquisition hates fun. For example, once upon a time a chapter called the Flame Falcons existed. What was unique about them was that they were always on fire. Constantly covered by an ethereal flame that didn't harm them. Imagine 1,000 Space Marines charging into a melee with chainswords roaring... while on fire.

Inquisition had them destroyed for some bullshit with warp heresy.
User avatar #122 - blueflags (07/30/2015) [-]
damn. Well isn't the codex considered sacred? If the belief is that extreme, wouldn't things like that warrant at least doubt? And if they are heretics, isn't that a bigger threat then the death of them if they weren't?
User avatar #127 - iamchicken (07/30/2015) [-]
Eh i dunno. Inquisitors think they are doing good by stomping out heresy even when heresy isn't found. You have Horus to thank for that.
User avatar #129 - blueflags (07/30/2015) [-]
screw that guy
User avatar #121 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
The Inquisition = the Fun Police.
User avatar #124 - iamchicken (07/30/2015) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #126 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
But the thing about the Legion is, that they can't get to them, and this is the only time I'd want the Inquisition to reach them, because I'm curious, too, as to how these fuckers even exist.
User avatar #130 - iamchicken (07/30/2015) [-]
1d4chan.org/wiki/Legion_of_the_Damned

This has a pretty basic and easy to understand explanation.
#136 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
Cheers for the Imperial Guard.
User avatar #132 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
Y'know, despite the Manufactorum-sized balls on the Legion, y'know who really needs some love?

The Imperial Guardsmen, those mere fucking mortals hold the line against Orks, Daemons, and whatever the fuck else.

More drinks need to be raised in their name.
User avatar #131 - tenaciousleespare (07/30/2015) [-]
That gives me a Warboner just reading about that.

They are the grimmest, darkest thing in the grimdark grim, dark future of Warhammer.
#22 - I knew you'd come around eventually. 07/26/2015 on jesus +6
#20 - Then we must attain pure saltiness to make the Earth ours forever. 07/26/2015 on jesus +4

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#49 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
Video Games Played: Halo All of them, Battlefield 3 , The Elder Scrolls Oblivion and Skyrim, Ace Combat, LOTR War in the North, LOTR Conquest, Rome Total War, Medival 2 Total War, Third Age Total War (Medieval mod), Minecraft, Apache Air Assault, Stainless Steel, Darksiders

>WH:40K isnt there
User avatar #50 to #49 - iamchicken (04/30/2015) [-]
Haven't updated it in ages.
#51 to #50 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
HERETIC!!

but yah cool games you played
User avatar #52 to #51 - iamchicken (04/30/2015) [-]
must update for the Emprah
#53 to #52 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
LOL jokes on you

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
User avatar #20 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Hello..
User avatar #48 to #20 - iamchicken (04/22/2015) [-]
Is Warframe any good? I've only seen a little gameplay of it and from what i saw it looked like hyper space ninjas killing **** .
User avatar #21 to #20 - iamchicken (04/10/2015) [-]
Guten Tag.
User avatar #22 to #21 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - iamchicken (04/10/2015) [-]
Doing jus fine. Bout to get ready and leave for the day.
User avatar #24 to #23 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
And Im about to sleep.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iamchicken (04/10/2015) [-]
Oh? Where abouts in the world are you then?
User avatar #27 to #26 - iamchicken (04/10/2015) [-]
I'm in Kansas.
User avatar #28 to #27 - venomousvalentine (04/10/2015) [-]
Morning..
User avatar #30 to #28 - iamchicken (04/10/2015) [-]
wassup?
User avatar #31 to #30 - venomousvalentine (04/11/2015) [-]
Im at a beach house! They have a jacuzzi and everything.
User avatar #32 to #31 - iamchicken (04/11/2015) [-]
Fukken rad. Jacuzzi's are the ******* best. I've got a inflatable hottub thing at my place, **** may not be the greatest but holy **** is it nice when your body feels like trash.
User avatar #33 to #32 - venomousvalentine (04/11/2015) [-]
I want one.
User avatar #34 to #33 - iamchicken (04/11/2015) [-]
pretty rad aren't they? the one I got was oh around $500 or so but it was on sale when I got it.
User avatar #35 to #34 - venomousvalentine (04/11/2015) [-]
Luckyyyy
User avatar #29 to #28 - iamchicken (04/10/2015) [-]
Afternoon.
I totally didn't leave FJ open all day or anything.
User avatar #37 to #36 - iamchicken (04/22/2015) [-]
Hey wassup?
User avatar #38 to #37 - venomousvalentine (04/22/2015) [-]
nothing really.. you?
User avatar #39 to #38 - iamchicken (04/22/2015) [-]
Lamenting over how badly i've been having my ass handed to me in Halo 2: Anniversary.
User avatar #40 to #39 - venomousvalentine (04/22/2015) [-]
Sorry to hear that..
User avatar #42 to #40 - iamchicken (04/22/2015) [-]
Now i'm watching glorious 60 FPS GTA stuff.
User avatar #43 to #42 - venomousvalentine (04/22/2015) [-]
Gta is fun.
User avatar #44 to #43 - iamchicken (04/22/2015) [-]
It is indeed. I've played it well over 100 hours on console.
User avatar #45 to #44 - venomousvalentine (04/22/2015) [-]
I've only got 14 on pc...
User avatar #46 to #45 - iamchicken (04/22/2015) [-]
Eh, not surprising. It's only been out for a few days now hasn't it?
User avatar #47 to #46 - venomousvalentine (04/22/2015) [-]
yes. I've mostly been playing warframe.
User avatar #41 to #40 - iamchicken (04/22/2015) [-]
Is fine, need to git gud.
User avatar #19 - iamchicken (08/18/2014) [-]
**iamchicken rolls 737**
User avatar #17 - iamchicken (07/14/2014) [-]
"If you get a horsecock, I'm going to come over the and shank you." God i love DnD
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