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#91 - I've convinced myself I will only ever joined the armed forces… 07/22/2014 on Yeah (see desc) +2
#34 - holy shit his bicep is literally the size of that child.  [+] (13 new replies) 07/22/2014 on The Rock +114
#39 - devout feminist (07/22/2014) [-]
Roids, man
User avatar #73 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
No, working out did that, not roids, you ignorant fool.
#123 - lvlonemeepo (07/22/2014) [-]
I take it back i saw what you said, good man.
User avatar #122 - lvlonemeepo (07/22/2014) [-]
I think you underestimate how many people use steroids, i'm not saying he did but its probable. doesn't make him any less of my favorite actor.
#85 - jamiemsm (07/22/2014) [-]
i cant say if roids is in it here but work out alone cant give you that big change in mass.

bear in mind that he is allready fucking ripped in the before picture
User avatar #87 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
No, my point is that he has to use roids, and that roids don't instantly give someone muscles like the rock. He had to train just as hard as someone without roids.

People always hate on bodybuilders saying stuff like "yeah well anyone could do that with roids"

Bodybuilders use roids because they expand the maximum amount of muscle that you can gain, everyone has a limit to how much muscle they can gain, so they take roids to make that limit larger.
User avatar #126 - kievaughnb (07/22/2014) [-]
Roids don't just take away the natty limity. They make muscle gain much, much easier. A man who takes roids and doesn't exercise gains more LBM than a man who has a perfectly followed exercise regimen and doesn't take roids. Also, bodybuilders don't just use steroids. They use cutting agents as well. Attaining high levels of LBM requires lots of caloric intake, which builds fat as well, unless you're doing a lean bulk (which is incredibly slow compared to a normal one). So above a certain level of muscle mass, you have to cut to get rid of fat, but you'll also lose LBM. So you can always spot a guy who took advantage of either steroids or cutting agents by them getting huge and not getting any fat, especially if they got insanely huge or got huge in a very short time, or both.
User avatar #140 - capslockrage (22 hours ago) [-]
If only you knew how wrong you were.
User avatar #94 - beergaroo (07/22/2014) [-]
That said, why did you reply so rudely to the Anon?

If you look closely he didn't say anything contradictory to your sentences, you just deduced it... Maybe rightfully, maybe wrongfully, I don't care. You acted like an asshole for no reason.

Roids also make you build muscle faster.
This bodybuilder, whom I used to buy whey protein from, had taken roids for a few months. He said he noticed gains every week, stuff like 2-3kg a week (and yes, he spends his days on the gym since he's a personal trainer).

I don't know if he still takes it but he's about the same size as The Rock on the upper body and bigger than him on the lower part.

People judge that "easiness" since it's next to impossible to build 2-3kg of clean muscle consistently every week. So don't take it so hardly (:
I managed to get 10kg (no roids) in 4 months and it's a miracle to most people since my bodyfat is pretty much the same as always (I don't know why I can't get fat).
User avatar #99 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
That's not really accurate, you might gain muscle like 10-15% faster, it's not really that much of a difference.
User avatar #90 - arstya (07/22/2014) [-]
So...roids are the reason they're so big.
User avatar #91 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
Yes, but my point is that they still had to earn it.
#92 - arstya (07/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #38 - narcomancer (07/19/2014) [-]
you mean like inbreeding?
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#111 - Shit nigga you lay down the god damned law. I like that. Keep … 07/16/2014 on (untitled) +2
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