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iamblastoise

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:10/28/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Pahrump NV
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Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:115165
Times Content Favorited:108 times
Total Comments Made:470
FJ Points:6977
I am the average teenage boy. Not very socially active. I am a homosexual.

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#16 - Bring me the ban! <Black on white **** action  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2013 on This just says it all.. +8
#23 - gibroner (06/27/2013) [-]
#24 - iamblastoise (06/27/2013) [-]
#25 - gibroner (06/27/2013) [-]
who says I want them to?
#26 - iamblastoise (06/27/2013) [-]
I like you. Together we can (See image)
#27 - gibroner (06/27/2013) [-]
let's do it
#20 - kuchikirukia (06/26/2013) [-]
#14 - Man is kill 06/26/2013 on Tell my mom i love her +1
#13 - Comment deleted 06/26/2013 on Tell my mom i love her 0
#3 - Pretty sure no-one would take that bill since it's defaced currency.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2013 on tip -29
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#62 - tigersstripes (06/27/2013) [-]
Nah, people write on money all the time and its still in circulation. Its just how we role here
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#9 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (06/26/2013) [-]
You're probably right. They should give it to me then. I'll safeguard it.
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#15 - spaceshark (06/27/2013) [-]

HA
#9 - Could I make a request? An Octopus would be pretty neat.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Manta Ray (Desc) +1
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#12 - skinstiches (06/26/2013) [-]
unfortunately, I am no longer visiting my family, so i am around 12 hour drive away from any beaches currently. won't be able to do another one of these until next summer.
But here is a link to a squid we did about a week before, in case you haven't seen:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4635262/Squid+read+description/
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#14 - iamblastoise (06/26/2013) [-]
Aww that's a shame. I look forward to more of these amazing works of art next year then.

I love that squid. very nicely done. How long do these sand-sculptures usually take you? I can barely make a bucket sandcastle lol. It always amazes me seeing things like this.
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#16 - skinstiches (06/26/2013) [-]
the squid took around 4 hours and the manta ray was about 3 and half.
#24 - a .gif 06/26/2013 on Swallowed water at the beach +5
#29 - I have no valid reply. Good game. 06/26/2013 on Congratulations! It's an egg! +4
#27 - Egg type. Done.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Congratulations! It's an egg! +1
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#28 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
Your mother. Done.
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#29 - iamblastoise (06/26/2013) [-]
I have no valid reply. Good game.
#30 - That'll do lightbulb... That'll do... 06/26/2013 on Michael Bay +18
#42 - More true words have only been spoken once. 06/26/2013 on I have found the solution... 0