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#13 - absolutely, im playing through a harder hack of it on my compu… 08/16/2016 on Those were great games 0
#3 - NMS doesnt have multiplayer, as evidenced by people being unab… 08/12/2016 on Anon returns No Man's Sky... +22
#19 - im gonna need sauce on that, please and thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2016 on Getting Touchy 0
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#21 - thefates (07/14/2016) [-]
Maken-Ki OVA. The MC was turned in to a girl and took part in the boob wrestling as well.
#5 - And i believe it was centaur blood, not semen.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2016 on Hercules 0
#7 - anon (04/21/2016) [-]
In the mythology Hercules uses arrows dipped in the venomous hydra blood he slays as one of his labours.
When he killed the centaur Nessus with one of these arrows the blood became equally toxic and the gown that Megara wore/carried when abducted by Nessus. The dress got covered in blood and the centaur told Deinara that the dress would keep Heracles' heart hers if he wore it.

So when Deinara was told the Heracles was in love with another woman, Iole, she sent this to secure his love for her, not realising the danger it posed.

Source - Student of Ancient and Medieval history at university and possessing a copy of Sophocles' Women of Trachis.
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#6 - silverzepher (04/21/2016) [-]

Closest to the tale i heard when i was a young boy
#12 - His head survived. 04/15/2016 on We Ask The Real Questions +1
#9 - " the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2016 on Trump's Guns +75
#266 - anon (04/14/2016) [-]
"...hat specifies concealed carry"

You have the right to own a gun. You have the right to own ammo. You have the right to use your gun. Now you NEED the right to carry your gun with you at all times? The second amendment was made to protect citizens from a tyrannical government. Claiming concealed carry is a right is just inane.

That statement in no way, shape, or form specifies concealed carry. By definition, your quote proved that.
#55 - crislaboy (04/14/2016) [-]
**crislaboy used "*roll picture*"**
**crislaboy rolled image**But to be fair it does not say anything about conceal or open carry.
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#141 - keitheespieces (04/14/2016) [-]
It says nothing about specific types of firearms, and we do not interpret it to only mean the arms of that day. It does not specify how to keep or bear said arms, so just because it is not specified does not mean that it is not covered.
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#104 - apurpleliger (04/14/2016) [-]
Keep refers to owning them. Bear refers to bringing them around. Concealed and open are pretty much the only two ways to bear them.
#28 - >could only afford one ply you poor bastard. i truly feel bad. 04/09/2016 on Christmas 0
#1 - >indian >asshole in name >packing hot fudge …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2016 on pajeet +80
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#10 - fluffypain (04/08/2016) [-]
South Park Tom Cruise is a fudge packer didn't even notice before you pointed it out, thanks
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#3 - secretzx (04/08/2016) [-]
>Telecom Training Centre
#2 - anon (04/08/2016) [-]
Pack hot fudge..... drool.jpg
#11 - Well, all i got to say is, **** happens. 03/29/2016 on The Great Papyrus +1
#9 - He didnt want to inflict on others what had been inflicted on … 03/29/2016 on The Great Papyrus 0

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