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|#163 - I feel like taking a shower again after seeing the hair one.||07/28/2015 on Never-ending cringe comp...||+1|
|#29 - I really love all the fan arts people are making about this show. [+] (49 new replies)||07/15/2015 on Stevenbomb 2.0 Comp 2||+7|
#108 - schneidend (07/15/2015) [-]
Also, think of it this way, Sardonyx has Pearl's arrogance with Garnet's insane amount of actual competence and power backing it up. It's like Pearl and Amethyst said, having Garnet's strength be part of you feels amazing. So amazing you can't help shouting it from the mountain tops, or in Pearl's case showing it off in a very precise and performance-like manner.
#111 - schneidend (07/15/2015) [-]
Think about how Garnet is much more of a cool, collected person than Ruby or Sapphire. Sapphire's reserved, but not so much stoic as Garnet.
Sugilite on the other hand, literally revels in destruction, and thinks her strength, power, and size give her license to do whatever she wants, even though Amethyst and Garnet don't really think like that.
As Garnet said, a fusion isn't just a combination of two individuals, but an experience.
#106 - schneidend (07/15/2015) [-]
Pearl is a show-off know-it-all. Garnet is brash and extremely confident in her abilities.
Combine the two and you get MEGA-CONFIDENCE.
Also, the fusions may combine traits from the two separate gems, but they also form a completely new persona with its own sense of identity.
#107 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
so far every fusion shown has shared characteristics from the sum of their parts. only exeption being this.
pearl,while being a know it all. is as i have said several times. refined and graceful, and garnet,while being confident on her abilities, never flaunts them,brags or otherwise loud mouth.
#96 - sweetellie (07/15/2015) [-]
Well after Steven asks if she's gonna smash stuff with her warhammer, the more appropriate words she lists specific, intelligent, accurate, faultless, elegant, controlled, surgical, graceful seem to describe pearl quite well, at least I thought so. but yeah she doesn't act like either of them.
#74 - megaton (07/15/2015) [-]
any episode with pearl talking about sword fighting so thats like 3 right there. theres giant woman, stevens ring tone song in full disclosure, amethyst singing about how she feels left out, both times, greg has like 3 or 4 songs in three of 4 different episodes. the episode about the band, there is a cookie cat song at one point but its only 1 verse so i dont know if that should count, there is garnets song in the season finale, there is a singing montage thing when they are having a survivor weekend on an abandoned island. those are the ones i can think of off the top of my head. plus rose has at least one song in the flashback episodes.
#75 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
garnet song we already discussed. i now recall the amemyths song and the giant woman and pearl creepy ass brainwashing song. i think i skipped the island episode...
but yeah...thats like...rounded up 10 songs for 60 episodes.wouldnt call it that bad. but yeah..the singing is sorta out of place...specially considering its not a disney musical.
#48 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
fusion is pretty much the gem equivalent of sex...or marriage.
pearl,fooled garnet into fusing with her via false claims and such.
this is pretty much a rape. no matter how you put it. i know fj doesnt like the whole "i regretted it so now its rape" culture. but there is such thing as manipulating someone to have sex with you againts their will.
in this case. pearl manipulated garnet to scissor away with her. completely abusing the trust garnet placed on her.
#49 - frostyaod (07/15/2015) [-]
either way its not rape. it was not against her will. i could tell you im a nigerian prince, but when your bank account gets cleaned out and you have crabs its still not rape. if you agreed to it and never once backed down until you found out about a lie after then it is not rape
#50 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
it is a rape. and a fraud thanks for pointing that out
Coercion is the use of emotional manipulation to persuade someone to something they may not want to do – like being sexual or performing certain sexual acts. Examples of some coercive statements include: “If you love me you would have sex with me .”, “If you don't have sex with me I will find someone who will.”, and “I'm not sure I can be with someone who doesn't want to have sex with me.” Coercive statements are often part of many campus acquaintance rapes. Being coerced into having sex or performing sexual acts is not consenting to having sex and is considered rape/sexual assault.
#52 - frostyaod (07/15/2015) [-]
another gem sited from the same site
Heterosexism is the systematic, day-to-day, institutional mistreatment of gay, lesbian, transsexual and bisexual people by a heterosexually dominated culture. At its core, heterosexism assumes that heterosexual relationships represent the norm and are, therefore, implicitly superior to gay, lesbian, transsexual or bisexual relationships. Out of heterosexism stems homophobia which is the fear and/or hatred of gays, lesbians, transsexuals and bisexuals because of their sexual orientations.
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#47 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
He probably did take the bus.
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