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Age: 114
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X-box Gamertag: NiggaiCan'tAffordAXbox
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Date Signed Up:2/17/2010
Last Login:9/01/2015
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#163 - I feel like taking a shower again after seeing the hair one. 07/28/2015 on Never-ending cringe comp... +1
#29 - I really love all the fan arts people are making about this show.  [+] (49 new replies) 07/15/2015 on Stevenbomb 2.0 Comp 2 +7
User avatar #77 - omegez (07/15/2015) [-]
damn tumblr makes fanart quick...
User avatar #37 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
the fusions are supposed to be a sum of the parts that make them...so how the hell did she end up with that sort of personality considering the gems that made her up...



also the latest episode was pretty mcfucked up...
User avatar #83 - deadmanisalive (07/15/2015) [-]
Well, she's like garnet, but with a nice jewey splash that is pearl.
User avatar #84 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
normally you can see the different parts of it.

but that thing showcased neither parts from pearl or garnet. it was just completely different than the two of them...
User avatar #85 - deadmanisalive (07/15/2015) [-]
Well the hair is sorta similar, as is the gem placement. They also had the spear and fist to make the hammer. Remember that the physical form is whatever they feel like looking like, so they wanted to look like that, I guess.
User avatar #86 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
im talking about personality wise.


neither pearl nor garnet were loud mouthed braggarts . nor where they showmen.


garnet was calm and silent. pearl was refined and soft spoken.

idk how their combined personalities created that. but so it did
User avatar #108 - schneidend (07/15/2015) [-]
Also, think of it this way, Sardonyx has Pearl's arrogance with Garnet's insane amount of actual competence and power backing it up. It's like Pearl and Amethyst said, having Garnet's strength be part of you feels amazing. So amazing you can't help shouting it from the mountain tops, or in Pearl's case showing it off in a very precise and performance-like manner.
User avatar #110 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
that is a better argument. i will give you that.

i still hold on to my original statement that the drastic change in personality was odd.but i give you that that is good argument.
User avatar #111 - schneidend (07/15/2015) [-]
Think about how Garnet is much more of a cool, collected person than Ruby or Sapphire. Sapphire's reserved, but not so much stoic as Garnet.

Sugilite on the other hand, literally revels in destruction, and thinks her strength, power, and size give her license to do whatever she wants, even though Amethyst and Garnet don't really think like that.

As Garnet said, a fusion isn't just a combination of two individuals, but an experience.
User avatar #106 - schneidend (07/15/2015) [-]
Pearl is a show-off know-it-all. Garnet is brash and extremely confident in her abilities.

Combine the two and you get MEGA-CONFIDENCE.

Also, the fusions may combine traits from the two separate gems, but they also form a completely new persona with its own sense of identity.
User avatar #107 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
so far every fusion shown has shared characteristics from the sum of their parts. only exeption being this.

pearl,while being a know it all. is as i have said several times. refined and graceful, and garnet,while being confident on her abilities, never flaunts them,brags or otherwise loud mouth.
User avatar #109 - schneidend (07/15/2015) [-]
You're right, Garnet doesn't usually brag and isn't a loud-mouth, but she is supremely confident in her abilities and super strength. The bragging part comes from Pearl, who takes every opportunity to show off how graceful and smart she is.
User avatar #96 - sweetellie (07/15/2015) [-]
Well after Steven asks if she's gonna smash stuff with her warhammer, the more appropriate words she lists specific, intelligent, accurate, faultless, elegant, controlled, surgical, graceful seem to describe pearl quite well, at least I thought so. but yeah she doesn't act like either of them.
User avatar #87 - deadmanisalive (07/15/2015) [-]
Garnet is more of cool and calm, silence comes with being cool. Pearl is more Refined, but not soft spoken. She's kinda nuts too. I can see how sardonyx would be like that.
User avatar #88 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
>>#40, pearl is soft spoken. she has her moments of craziness but it isnt out in the open at all times.

User avatar #100 - meatygoodness (07/15/2015) [-]
Pearl might feel more comfortable when part of a fusion, and allow her more boisterous side to show more. She seemed pretty keen on fusing with garnet
User avatar #101 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
that might be the best counter argument i have had this day.

have a thump.
User avatar #63 - megaton (07/15/2015) [-]
was there a new episode in the last couple of days?
User avatar #64 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
two episodes.


third one coming out today.

idk if we get fourth one tomorrow.




the first one is pretty mcfucked up as an episode. the second one is not so.
User avatar #65 - megaton (07/15/2015) [-]
oh shit there is actually another steven bomb this week. time for hype.
User avatar #66 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
we are in middle of one
User avatar #68 - megaton (07/15/2015) [-]
i like gay space rocks but i wish they would ease up on the singing.
User avatar #69 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
hm...i can only recall them singing twice in the show..outside of the intro.
User avatar #70 - megaton (07/15/2015) [-]
it feels like every other episodes with them now recently.
User avatar #71 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
hmm...idk.


as i said i recall two episodes with singing and thats it...but i dont follow the show that closely so i might be wrong.
User avatar #72 - megaton (07/15/2015) [-]
the monday episode i am atching also had singign. honestly most of the episodes seem to just have a song just thrown in there after a certain point in the show
User avatar #73 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
the mcfucked episode had singing and then there was the stronger than yu.what other songs they had__

also i cant make question marks on my keyboard...
User avatar #74 - megaton (07/15/2015) [-]
any episode with pearl talking about sword fighting so thats like 3 right there. theres giant woman, stevens ring tone song in full disclosure, amethyst singing about how she feels left out, both times, greg has like 3 or 4 songs in three of 4 different episodes. the episode about the band, there is a cookie cat song at one point but its only 1 verse so i dont know if that should count, there is garnets song in the season finale, there is a singing montage thing when they are having a survivor weekend on an abandoned island. those are the ones i can think of off the top of my head. plus rose has at least one song in the flashback episodes.
User avatar #75 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
garnet song we already discussed. i now recall the amemyths song and the giant woman and pearl creepy ass brainwashing song. i think i skipped the island episode...



but yeah...thats like...rounded up 10 songs for 60 episodes.wouldnt call it that bad. but yeah..the singing is sorta out of place...specially considering its not a disney musical.
User avatar #79 - megaton (07/15/2015) [-]
its more like 15
User avatar #80 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
im pretty sure i didnt count that much wrong...but it still does feel like acceptable amount...
User avatar #39 - frostyaod (07/15/2015) [-]
pear is talkative and boisterous and garnet ttends to show off from time to time. with that in mind its not surprising sardonyx is a showboat and a bragger. also they were excited at the time
User avatar #40 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
garnet is also cool and collected.

and pearl is refined and calm.most of the time.

#41 - frostyaod (07/15/2015) [-]
>pearl
>calm

nigga wut
User avatar #56 - Sunset (07/15/2015) [-]
she is calm, just in an obsessive kind of way
User avatar #42 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
when people lose their calm they are no longer calm.


good job cracka.
User avatar #43 - frostyaod (07/15/2015) [-]
pearl never had cool to lose. theres a reason people compare her to a loud, obnoxious bird
and no not because of the nose
User avatar #44 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
pearl is often flanderized by the fandom.


User avatar #45 - frostyaod (07/15/2015) [-]
i know and i am just poking fun. mostly i believe that we already had 2 calm and collected fusions (opal and alexandrite) so i am happy that with sardonyx they gave us a bit more character to work with
User avatar #46 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
still.

characteristics aside.

that episode was mcfucked up to the max.


pearl can now add rape to her ever growing list of crimes and creepy stuff she has commited...
User avatar #47 - frostyaod (07/15/2015) [-]
wasnt rape. you can tell someone you need to fuck to save the world all you want. garnet said "yeah sure"
User avatar #48 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
lets see.

fusion is pretty much the gem equivalent of sex...or marriage.

pearl,fooled garnet into fusing with her via false claims and such.

this is pretty much a rape. no matter how you put it. i know fj doesnt like the whole "i regretted it so now its rape" culture. but there is such thing as manipulating someone to have sex with you againts their will.


in this case. pearl manipulated garnet to scissor away with her. completely abusing the trust garnet placed on her.
User avatar #49 - frostyaod (07/15/2015) [-]
either way its not rape. it was not against her will. i could tell you im a nigerian prince, but when your bank account gets cleaned out and you have crabs its still not rape. if you agreed to it and never once backed down until you found out about a lie after then it is not rape
User avatar #50 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
it is a rape. and a fraud thanks for pointing that out

Coercion
Coercion is the use of emotional manipulation to persuade someone to something they may not want to do – like being sexual or performing certain sexual acts. Examples of some coercive statements include: “If you love me you would have sex with me .”, “If you don't have sex with me I will find someone who will.”, and “I'm not sure I can be with someone who doesn't want to have sex with me.” Coercive statements are often part of many campus acquaintance rapes. Being coerced into having sex or performing sexual acts is not consenting to having sex and is considered rape/sexual assault.


www.clarku.edu/offices/dos/survivorguide/definition.cfm
User avatar #52 - frostyaod (07/15/2015) [-]
another gem sited from the same site

Heterosexism
Heterosexism is the systematic, day-to-day, institutional mistreatment of gay, lesbian, transsexual and bisexual people by a heterosexually dominated culture. At its core, heterosexism assumes that heterosexual relationships represent the norm and are, therefore, implicitly superior to gay, lesbian, transsexual or bisexual relationships. Out of heterosexism stems homophobia which is the fear and/or hatred of gays, lesbians, transsexuals and bisexuals because of their sexual orientations.
#51 - frostyaod (07/15/2015) [-]
we are talking about pseudo not rape and you site a university? nigga where do you think all the tumblr bullshit happens?
User avatar #53 - angelious (07/15/2015) [-]
cracka where do you think anything involving laws and civilizations happen



what should i quote then. yahoo answers__


my fucking keyboard is not working...
User avatar #54 - frostyaod (07/15/2015) [-]
anything but a university or campus guide. fucking anything would be better. i am completely serious. yes. yahoo answers would even be better
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you ever heard of a taxi or bus
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>Commute

He probably did take the bus.
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