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iFail

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 18
Video Games Played: GTA, Skyrim, Zelda: OOT, CoD
X-box Gamertag: LouisF97
Interests: Films, Music, Video Games, Fishing etc.
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:7/03/2015
Location:Scotland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6333
Highest Content Rank:#1314
Highest Comment Rank:#268
Content Thumbs: 4410 total,  5059 ,  649
Comment Thumbs: 20693 total,  22142 ,  1449
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 36.8% (368/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:11
Content Views:5633
Times Content Favorited:287 times
Total Comments Made:1877
FJ Points:8312

latest user's comments

#1376 - Whilst I admire the space of a shower with curtains, I must sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
User avatar #1384 - jiichei (06/01/2014) [-]
you've said it. it's pretty awkward when the curtains happen to touch you... that's why I have a lot of space and short curtains, so when I sit, it's usually above me.
#1342 - I like your shower curtains. Always been a 'glass-paneled show…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... +1
User avatar #1346 - jiichei (06/01/2014) [-]
I've never had glass-door things and I once used one at my friends house. it was freaky that I couldn't sit on the floor because the space was so tiny but I really respected the fact that rest of the bathroom remained dry.
User avatar #1376 - iFail (06/01/2014) [-]
Whilst I admire the space of a shower with curtains, I must say that personally, my glass shower is large enough to accommodate me sitting on the floor, however I'm aware of the struggle of those that are not privileged with such spacious showers. I always find a drawback of shower curtains is that I can't pick up any soap without the wet curtains wrapping themselves around my bread basket, and that's the last thing I need! If I wanted my bottom touched, I'd be taking a shower in a Turkish prison, but that is most certainly not the case.

Regardless, I'm sure your shower is sufficient at carrying out it's task as a cleansing area, and I can't condemn you for your use of curtains as they are looking pretty remarkable.
User avatar #1384 - jiichei (06/01/2014) [-]
you've said it. it's pretty awkward when the curtains happen to touch you... that's why I have a lot of space and short curtains, so when I sit, it's usually above me.
#1259 - Just posting the exact same one as last time because it's the … 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... +1
#302 - **iFail rolls 5** Bet you regret posting that comment with a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Which Button? 0
User avatar #472 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
Sort of...however, I can just turn off the notifications if I wanted to.
#5043 - Taken last week. Cropped a bitch out. 05/31/2014 on Post your selfie here +1
#368 - Anyone got that watchdogs image on it's own? Or at least a so… 05/29/2014 on Cringe comp P.5 0
#4914 - **iFail rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#92 - A wasp flew in through my window the other day and landed on m…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on summer is cumming +3
#97 - Alchemyst (05/27/2014) [-]
You have balls of adamantium.
#15 - There'd be a lot of people going around with the message "… 05/08/2014 on Get in Lads +1
#35 - The big dream is writing film scripts and having them made, bu… 05/08/2014 on pure awesome 0
#1199 - Was only going to come on funnyjunk for 5 minutes before I sta… 04/17/2014 on FJ Hobbies +1
#4 - I hope you're coping, OP.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Best memorial +2
User avatar #8 - malinko (04/14/2014) [-]
thanks ifail.

yeah, the whole thing was rather sad. and the family was there to thank him before unveiling the memorial. I cried like a baby. but I then saw the tacos quote and it was a mixture of crying and laughing my ass off.

#9 - "AM I DREAMING" No, you're lying. And frustratin…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on .. +51
User avatar #32 - hellsjester (04/13/2014) [-]
the guy could have been really good at playing shit off. for example when that earthquake hit the north east coast of america. when it happened my my dad had lifted his leg at the time too insert fart joke. my dads case was pure luck, but omg did he play it off so smooth like. "I have the power" with the most serious face in the world.
#2121 - When I was 16, a girl cheated on her boyfriend with me for wee… 04/11/2014 on Secrets +2
#188 - Here's another shorter one. >16, with same girl. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Awkward 1st times +1
User avatar #444 - ishalltroll (04/11/2014) [-]
"Always wanted to put my dick in a sink up until this point, they just seemed the perfect height "
Holy shit yes, YES!
#165 - My virginity story isn't too awkward, so I'll skip to another …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Awkward 1st times +2
#188 - iFail (04/10/2014) [-]
Here's another shorter one.

>16, with same girl.
>She's on her period but we're having fun
>She's going to blow me but she's wanking me on her bed for a wee warm-up
>I'm not as hard as quick because i ejaculated earlier during another blowjob
>"Would baby oil help?" she asks
>Kinda saucy, so I say "yeah, try it"
>She gets up to squeeze baby oil into her hand and I sit on her bed wanking myself off
>She's coming back and I see the oil spilling out of her hand, she has so much
>I say "watch out, you're getting it all over your carpet!", which I don't even know why I showed concern but I did
>She slaps her hand round my dick and it's fucking soaking and greasy and just horrible
>Wanks my cock down to a numb sloppy flaccid state
>"I'm so sorry" she says
>Asks if I can wash it in her bathroom sink, she agrees. Always wanted to put my dick in a sink up until this point, they just seemed the perfect height
>Try to wash it off but it's really difficult, decide to wipe it off with her hand towel, because fuck it
>She texts asking if I'm wanking in the bathroom, so I come out
>Awkward cuddling for 10 minutes before compensation blowjob
User avatar #444 - ishalltroll (04/11/2014) [-]
"Always wanted to put my dick in a sink up until this point, they just seemed the perfect height "
Holy shit yes, YES!
#94 - I like to imagine the Liberian guy was sitting there the whole… 04/10/2014 on Old photos pt.2 +2
#262 - She wasn't on her period, her period is at the end of the mont…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on 26. All Men Must Die 0
User avatar #328 - dizzleboy (04/06/2014) [-]
I wonder how it feels like to be your girl?
#208 - 5.) Keeping your fingernails trimmed short is a sign of sexua…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on 26. All Men Must Die +11
User avatar #363 - mikestrutter (04/06/2014) [-]
same thing happend to me, only it's not your nails that causes the blood my friend
User avatar #292 - cormy (04/06/2014) [-]
My friend always keeps his index and middle fingers particularly well manicured for this very reason.
#610 - Ding Dong Medication time! 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ +12
#605 - Comment deleted 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ 0
#167 - Joey, do you ever hang around a gymnasium? 03/13/2014 on Prison Compilation Part 3:... +2
#14 - He was in a movie where he played a man who sued God. If I…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on What did you say? +6
User avatar #25 - mayorman (03/12/2014) [-]
that sounds like a homer simpson qoute
#47 - I'm a Scottish man, and although she appreciates the complimen… 03/03/2014 on Scottish Women +2
#25 - Just out of interest, what are Scottish funnyjunkers voting in…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Glory glory man united +2
User avatar #53 - gowge (02/24/2014) [-]
I personally want independence
#41 - Rascal (02/24/2014) [-]
I'm personally against independence, but that doesn't make me unpatriotic
#40 - drtfgyhuj (02/24/2014) [-]
As an English Briton, i would prefer Scotland to stay, but if they left i would be ok with it. Either way i want to slap the smug look of superiority off Alex Salmond's stupid, smug face.
User avatar #34 - holycrapimacupcake (02/24/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, I haven't really been paying attention to all that stuff.

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User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
#16 - fjcrossbow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
#6 - TomShutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the **** ! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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