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iFail

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Video Games Played: GTA, Skyrim, Zelda: OOT, CoD
X-box Gamertag: LouisF97
Interests: Films, Music, Video Games, Fishing etc.
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:7/02/2015
Location:Scotland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6410
Highest Content Rank:#1314
Highest Comment Rank:#268
Content Thumbs: 4410 total,  5059 ,  649
Comment Thumbs: 20685 total,  22134 ,  1449
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 36.3% (363/1000)
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Subscribers:11
Content Views:5633
Times Content Favorited:287 times
Total Comments Made:1876
FJ Points:8307

latest user's comments

#169 - I just couldn't resist making this.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Bad Kids' Jokes Comp FINALE! +18
#187 - thatswhatido (07/23/2013) [-]
#62 - >horny farts 07/22/2013 on The Girls from NSFW 0
#123 - Yeah I know, I was attempting to making a joke of my own.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Suicide wise words 0
User avatar #124 - Lycanz (07/22/2013) [-]
Oh didn't catch that. My bad then haha
#120 - UShumor? Is that what you guys across the pond find funny?! …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Suicide wise words 0
User avatar #122 - Lycanz (07/22/2013) [-]
just because UShumor hosted the picture doesn't mean they think it is funny. FunnyJunk is now hosting the picture and we don't think it's funny.
User avatar #123 - iFail (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, I was attempting to making a joke of my own.
User avatar #124 - Lycanz (07/22/2013) [-]
Oh didn't catch that. My bad then haha
#6 - Oh really? Cartoons have logical flaws? Well, shag the pope, I… 07/21/2013 on Logic 0
#8 - ARE YOU ******* SORRY?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on T-t-t-tornado KICK! +22
User avatar #12 - luthervonappledorf (07/21/2013) [-]
That green text story is still the funniest one I have ever had the pleasure to read.
#24 - ohokay (07/21/2013) [-]
Have another laugh stanger
#104 - There's only one real way to tell if the one on the left is Af…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on God Damn Biology Majors +26
#162 - theakwardturtle (07/21/2013) [-]
Just watched this movie yesterday, I'm glad I did to get this.
#132 - pulluspardus (07/21/2013) [-]
Don't you mean nigger
you white nigger runnin' spoiled brat motherfucker?
#35 - Awww, come on buddy, don't get yourself down 07/18/2013 on Silly Unprotected Wireless... +47
#67 - Picture 07/17/2013 on confession bear meme +4
#4215 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +4
#3 - I'm just checking how to use the spoiler tags. Snape kil…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Aerodactyl +13
#77 - Rascal (02/25/2015) [-]
<spoiler> me too </spoiler>
User avatar #47 - joshofsouls (07/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 - Shadow Guardian (07/16/2013) [-]
George Zimmerman was declared innocent.
#62 - Rascal (07/16/2013) [-]
not declared innocent just acquited from charges

yes theres a difference
#78 - Rascal (17 hours ago) [-]
There's no difference besides petty semantics with word games and colloquial nonsense, because the accused is already presumed innocent in a criminal trial until they are proven guilty. George Zimmerman was innocent as charged, they failed to prove his guilt, therefore the presumption of innocence remains. In the eyes of the law, it is not really any different from a "declaration of innocence."
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (07/16/2013) [-]
Jesus dies in the bible
User avatar #46 - jakerszzzz (07/16/2013) [-]
Ironman destroys all of his suits, Thus rendering him useless in the Avengers.
#25 - "a few days ago" That's a neat trick, OP, he's…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/15/2013 on 4chan, not all that bad +62
#92 - jakols (07/15/2013) [-]
That was Really fucking unnecessary OP...
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User avatar #65 - nanashialpha (07/15/2013) [-]
at least he got to experience a great memory before he died
#62 - jakeattack (07/15/2013) [-]
dem feels
#61 - Rascal (07/15/2013) [-]
Im going to hell for laughing at this.
#58 - Rascal (07/15/2013) [-]
the real sad part is that 35 people think this news is funny
#57 - jsprmp (07/15/2013) [-]
Leave a message in the guestbook, sign only as Anonymous
#53 - superanonymouspers (07/15/2013) [-]
#47 - luiselvergas (07/15/2013) [-]
#43 - ilovel (07/15/2013) [-]
......Oh.
User avatar #40 - revisandbutthead (07/15/2013) [-]
Fuck. The content, to comment #7, to your comment was the biggest feel- laugh- feel transition ever.
User avatar #37 - LiveDarkness (07/15/2013) [-]
well fuck...
#21 - "Or in other words, scientists have way too much time on …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on Animal facts +18
#29 - SunilCCXXXVII (07/14/2013) [-]
I've been using this as of today.
#10 - The one with the hot girl showing the cleavage having less lik…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Faith in Humanity IV +116
User avatar #217 - kolsinder (07/14/2013) [-]
You took the words right out of my mouth. Cheers.
User avatar #166 - IamSofaKingdom (07/14/2013) [-]
Did you think that a friend of hers took the photo in order to boost her self esteem after losing her hair to cancer?
#131 - Rascal (07/14/2013) [-]
Yea and also I hate how people just assume that the girl with cancer is a better person having cancer does not make you a good person she could be the biggest bitch in the world we don't know and just because the other girl is hot and dressed slutty doesn't mean she is a bad person she could be really nice. The whole point was to judge them on their looks that's why you only get a photo.
User avatar #79 - redtooth (07/14/2013) [-]
I find it ridiculously sad that someone would exploit the suffering of another human being for likes. Many groups on Facebook put up pictures of sick, dying children (even babies) and ask for likes, as in "How many likes for this 'x'". Even worse, some even pretend they'll donate money for every like, comment and share. How low can humanity stoop?
#72 - Rascal (07/13/2013) [-]
Also, just cause she has cancer, that doesnt mean she is the most beautiful teenager. Its like calling adaila rose pretty
#62 - Rascal (07/13/2013) [-]
I thought they liked it, because they wanted her to die/were happy she had cancer.

I never really did understand Facebook.
#40 - Rascal (07/13/2013) [-]
one other possibility: a friend of hers took the picture and posted it, hoping to encourage her friend
User avatar #11 - dunkleosteus (07/13/2013) [-]
I have a lot of respect for you right now.
#32 - My birthday is also the 9th of June. Sorry to hear that yo… 07/13/2013 on Birthday +1
#458 - Comment deleted 07/13/2013 on The ultimate insult creator 0
#50 - I thought it was really bad, it's a bit of a drama, not really… 07/11/2013 on Will Ferrel Does It Again 0
#2855 - Ayyyyyy! 07/10/2013 on Thumb Orgy +11
#72 - Suppose not, but just for the record, if you think you get cus… 07/09/2013 on British Condoms 0
#8 - Why are nessie condoms being marketed in London? That's the wr…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/09/2013 on British Condoms +24
#44 - Rascal (07/09/2013) [-]
if they're nessie, then why the fuck do they have the british flag?
#68 - opjoopie (07/09/2013) [-]
....wha?
User avatar #16 - grandmabetty (07/09/2013) [-]
Not independent yet sunshine!
User avatar #72 - iFail (07/09/2013) [-]
Suppose not, but just for the record, if you think you get custody of Andy Murray once this divorce settles, then you've got another thought coming!
#17 - comanderspy (07/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 - zilver (07/09/2013) [-]
that too perfect!
#49 - comanderspy (07/09/2013) [-]
specially since he's Scottish

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#27 - "Quick men! La F├╝hrer is on ees way! Do we just give in … 07/09/2013 on Today you learnt something... 0
#9 - I'm not your guy, friend  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on Hitman +3
User avatar #13 - AvatarAirBender (07/08/2013) [-]
Im not your friend, pal.
#43 - Protection? How is invading another country thousands of miles…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Faith in person behind me... +5
#71 - myturntoevil (07/08/2013) [-]
we are not invading Afghanistan.We are conducting counter insurgency operations over there because the ANA (afghan national army) is so corrupt and ill trained that it is incapable of dealing with the Taliban.A majority of the afgahn populus want us to deal with them so they welcome us...just sayin
User avatar #52 - ishalltroll (07/08/2013) [-]
I always say: At least respect them for doing service in the armed forces so you don't have to. And that IN CASE your country was attacked, he would ensure your safety.
User avatar #46 - daentraya (07/08/2013) [-]
I agree. I am completely confused as to how this counts as defense. How do they expect anyone to be a threat to the greatest (or among the greatest) military powers on earth? I haven't really heard of any attacks on USA but the twin towers, and there their own government did more terror than the actual terrorists. Defense is when you're ready at home, to fight off any intruder, or out there ready to take down any missile pointed at them.
I dont understand anything anymore. People are killing people and I dont even know why, since none of the explanations makes any sense to me
User avatar #53 - hybredmoon (07/08/2013) [-]
It's aggressive defense
No, but really if something like 9/11 happens and we dont retaliate, it makes it look like anyone can do anything they want and we wont do anything about it. I dont know what to compare it to, say your friend pokes a dog, you're thinking about poking the dog too but then suddenly the dog snaps and fucks your friend all kinds of up. You'd be far less likely to poke that dog, wouldn't you?
User avatar #55 - daentraya (07/08/2013) [-]
So America is acting like a wild mad dog because someone poked it?
You know what would've showed their strength without going full out war? Rebuilding the towers asap, and show that america is stronger and more civil than to be broken and paranoid and mad dog crazy because of that one instance. It was a terrible poke, yes, but their own governments infliction of fear on their own people was worse than the incident itself.
Aggressive defense is bullocks. Do they have any evidence that their enemy is actually capable of being a threat, or are they just send to war in order to inflict shit on both their soldiers and the people they fight?
User avatar #56 - hybredmoon (07/08/2013) [-]
I never said it was the BEST choice they could have made, I was just trying to explain what I think was the mentality behind it, trying to help you understand the reasoning. I probably could have found a better analogy, I am not a very good teacher, sorry.
User avatar #61 - daentraya (07/08/2013) [-]
Its not you who should apologize. All my bothers we directed at the people who made the choice, and you simply told me what their mentality was. Gotta love me some aggressive overpowered military who aint gon take no shit from anybody
#75 - Comment deleted 07/08/2013 on in the pharmacy when 0
#63 - Yup, that's about right. I'm a ******* failure, alright. 07/07/2013 on Usernames arent literal +1

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User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
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User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
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#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the **** ! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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