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Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:12/20/2014
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#71 - Awk, I wouldn't worry about it, sounds like a lot of **…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Facebook Notifications. 0
#72 - grimfuck (12/19/2014) [-]
but facebook is run by jews... not to be trusted
#65 - I'd like to be updated with your finds out of curiousity.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Facebook Notifications. 0
#69 - grimfuck (12/19/2014) [-]
I saved all of my timeline photos and no notification.

I wonder about "photos of you" because im only tagged in a single photo there was only one to save
User avatar #71 - iFail (12/19/2014) [-]
Awk, I wouldn't worry about it, sounds like a lot of shite, 4chan are probably just trolling.
#72 - grimfuck (12/19/2014) [-]
but facebook is run by jews... not to be trusted
#20 - Adorable. Now grab a hammer and play whack-a-ferret. 11/27/2014 on Ferrets in packing peanuts :3 -1
#116085 - Yeah, I said that last time, but it either doesn't stop them a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #116086 - TheseChocodiles (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah see I think I'm lucky in the fact that boys aren't usually overly excited to meet the parents lol. Plus my family love ripping the piss out of my friends, a boyfriend would just be overcome with verbal abuse that I don't think they will want to deal with it as much as I do.
#116082 - Hahaha, your parents sound exactly like my parents, how long h…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #116083 - TheseChocodiles (11/23/2014) [-]
Literally two months. When I was 17, a month before I actually lost my virginity, my mum picked up me at 10am after I stayed a night at my friends house. Of course she thought it was a one night stand and kept talking to me about how she wants me to have fun, if I need condoms, if I get pregnant it's okay, and I had to be like ''mum please stop talking I'm a virgin'' and it was just so uncomfortable. I get that she's saying nice things, but I just don't want to talk about it lol
See maybe you could tell your parents that you don't like the teasing? Just say 'can you also just please keep the teasing to a minimum because its just the worst', my parents pretty much know I don't like it but still do it anyway though, so I'm guessing yours are the same.
Fuck it I don't know I think you are just going to have to get it over and done with.
User avatar #116085 - iFail (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I said that last time, but it either doesn't stop them at all, or upsets my mum because she thinks she's upset me, hahah.
Aw fuck knows, at least I'm not the only one suffering from whatever this scenario may be called. I'm going to need to do it, but can you imagine having had a boyfriend and being told if you don't confront your parents within 3 days about it then the 5 day sexfest you had planned will be promptly cancelled and your relationship altogether might collapse?
User avatar #116086 - TheseChocodiles (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah see I think I'm lucky in the fact that boys aren't usually overly excited to meet the parents lol. Plus my family love ripping the piss out of my friends, a boyfriend would just be overcome with verbal abuse that I don't think they will want to deal with it as much as I do.
#116079 - Good luck, son. You're doing God's work. 11/23/2014 on Social Board +1
#116077 - It's just greatly comforting to know somebody else is like me.…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #116081 - TheseChocodiles (11/23/2014) [-]
See I'm lucky in the aspect I've never really had a proper boyfriend, it's all just been flings mostly. My parents still ask me every time I come home from university at the weekend ''so any boys?''. I made the mistake of telling them about a boy in my class who is kind of creeping me out, keeps asking me if I'm single when I know he has a girlfriend and a fecking kid, they still ask me about him.
But I know if I did have a boyfriend, I would really have to build up the courage to tell them because I know they will want to have him over and basically judge him.
Yeah I'm the youngest child, I agree that it probably has something to do with it too.
How did maisie feel about it?
User avatar #116082 - iFail (11/23/2014) [-]
Hahaha, your parents sound exactly like my parents, how long have they been asking about that one guy for?

Maisie's been going fucking mental at me for the past couple of weeks about it, because her mum's a bit of a nutcase and she found out that I don't tell my parents about her and now her mum's pushing her to break up with me if I don't tell them soon. We both have next wednesday-sunday off and she's threatening to not see me if I don't tell my parent's everything that she's my girlfriend within the next few fucking days, and she won't listen when I say I can't. It's always "just say then it's over", but as you know, it's not like that at all.

Before I asked her out, I told her that I didn't want to only because she'd expect me to tell my parents and that was the only thing preventing me, so then she says that she's not even bothered by it and we had said then that I'd do it by January. It seems easier to do it over Christmas but now she's going back on her word. I don't know what to do, quite honestly.
User avatar #116083 - TheseChocodiles (11/23/2014) [-]
Literally two months. When I was 17, a month before I actually lost my virginity, my mum picked up me at 10am after I stayed a night at my friends house. Of course she thought it was a one night stand and kept talking to me about how she wants me to have fun, if I need condoms, if I get pregnant it's okay, and I had to be like ''mum please stop talking I'm a virgin'' and it was just so uncomfortable. I get that she's saying nice things, but I just don't want to talk about it lol
See maybe you could tell your parents that you don't like the teasing? Just say 'can you also just please keep the teasing to a minimum because its just the worst', my parents pretty much know I don't like it but still do it anyway though, so I'm guessing yours are the same.
Fuck it I don't know I think you are just going to have to get it over and done with.
User avatar #116085 - iFail (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I said that last time, but it either doesn't stop them at all, or upsets my mum because she thinks she's upset me, hahah.
Aw fuck knows, at least I'm not the only one suffering from whatever this scenario may be called. I'm going to need to do it, but can you imagine having had a boyfriend and being told if you don't confront your parents within 3 days about it then the 5 day sexfest you had planned will be promptly cancelled and your relationship altogether might collapse?
User avatar #116086 - TheseChocodiles (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah see I think I'm lucky in the fact that boys aren't usually overly excited to meet the parents lol. Plus my family love ripping the piss out of my friends, a boyfriend would just be overcome with verbal abuse that I don't think they will want to deal with it as much as I do.
#116075 - What's my problem? I'm in my last year of high school…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Social Board +1
User avatar #116089 - gmarrox (11/23/2014) [-]
Step 1: Tell them
Step 2: Deal with the teasing for Christ's sake it's not like you"re a dateless pleb
Step 3: Geeeeet the fuck over it
User avatar #116076 - TheseChocodiles (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm the same, for all my family knows I'm a kissless virgin. Thinking about telling them I've had sex makes me cringe. We are all going on a holiday soon, and my brother and sister are bringing their partners and they keep saying ''maybe you will meet a boy to take with you'' to me and it makes me feel uncomfortable, I just can't face the inevitable questions or the teasing.
My mum still asks me and I just say to her ''you know I don't like talking about these things''
I think maybe once we do it, it won't seem like a big deal anymore.
User avatar #116077 - iFail (11/22/2014) [-]
It's just greatly comforting to know somebody else is like me.
Do you have a boyfriend atm? How does he/have past partners felt about it?

Furthermore, are you the youngest child? I am, and I can't help but feel that has a lot to do with it.
User avatar #116081 - TheseChocodiles (11/23/2014) [-]
See I'm lucky in the aspect I've never really had a proper boyfriend, it's all just been flings mostly. My parents still ask me every time I come home from university at the weekend ''so any boys?''. I made the mistake of telling them about a boy in my class who is kind of creeping me out, keeps asking me if I'm single when I know he has a girlfriend and a fecking kid, they still ask me about him.
But I know if I did have a boyfriend, I would really have to build up the courage to tell them because I know they will want to have him over and basically judge him.
Yeah I'm the youngest child, I agree that it probably has something to do with it too.
How did maisie feel about it?
User avatar #116082 - iFail (11/23/2014) [-]
Hahaha, your parents sound exactly like my parents, how long have they been asking about that one guy for?

Maisie's been going fucking mental at me for the past couple of weeks about it, because her mum's a bit of a nutcase and she found out that I don't tell my parents about her and now her mum's pushing her to break up with me if I don't tell them soon. We both have next wednesday-sunday off and she's threatening to not see me if I don't tell my parent's everything that she's my girlfriend within the next few fucking days, and she won't listen when I say I can't. It's always "just say then it's over", but as you know, it's not like that at all.

Before I asked her out, I told her that I didn't want to only because she'd expect me to tell my parents and that was the only thing preventing me, so then she says that she's not even bothered by it and we had said then that I'd do it by January. It seems easier to do it over Christmas but now she's going back on her word. I don't know what to do, quite honestly.
User avatar #116083 - TheseChocodiles (11/23/2014) [-]
Literally two months. When I was 17, a month before I actually lost my virginity, my mum picked up me at 10am after I stayed a night at my friends house. Of course she thought it was a one night stand and kept talking to me about how she wants me to have fun, if I need condoms, if I get pregnant it's okay, and I had to be like ''mum please stop talking I'm a virgin'' and it was just so uncomfortable. I get that she's saying nice things, but I just don't want to talk about it lol
See maybe you could tell your parents that you don't like the teasing? Just say 'can you also just please keep the teasing to a minimum because its just the worst', my parents pretty much know I don't like it but still do it anyway though, so I'm guessing yours are the same.
Fuck it I don't know I think you are just going to have to get it over and done with.
User avatar #116085 - iFail (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I said that last time, but it either doesn't stop them at all, or upsets my mum because she thinks she's upset me, hahah.
Aw fuck knows, at least I'm not the only one suffering from whatever this scenario may be called. I'm going to need to do it, but can you imagine having had a boyfriend and being told if you don't confront your parents within 3 days about it then the 5 day sexfest you had planned will be promptly cancelled and your relationship altogether might collapse?
User avatar #116086 - TheseChocodiles (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah see I think I'm lucky in the fact that boys aren't usually overly excited to meet the parents lol. Plus my family love ripping the piss out of my friends, a boyfriend would just be overcome with verbal abuse that I don't think they will want to deal with it as much as I do.
#166 - Sorry, I meant to say "Louis the squirrel" 11/20/2014 on [Cancer] the Hedgehog 0
#165 - I don't know how to feel about this... "Louis t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on [Cancer] the Hedgehog 0
User avatar #166 - iFail (11/20/2014) [-]
Sorry, I meant to say "Louis the squirrel"

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User avatar #26 - helpmeplz (08/06/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
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User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
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User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
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#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the **** ! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
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Comment Virginity is mine.
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