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#197 - Saradomin is an absolute dickweed in RS3 and Armadyl is a hypo…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Runescape Comp 11 0
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#198 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
I actually don't know the Armadyl. Bandos,and the ancient connection of them and the three main ones. I stopped playing before they released gwd.

no.
#199 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
You fucking hwat thats like 06
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#200 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
No it's not? Gwd came out in like late 07 or early 08. I stopped around may in 07
#201 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
o ok.

Bandos is god of war, his ideology is the strongest take the spoils and the weaker ones take the scraps. His background is he was the last survivor of a warrior race of which he killed the others in duels to the death. He then killed this god that was protecting his home-planet from space debris which annihilated his planet yet spared him due to the powers that siphoned to him. He's been for this war of the gods going on in the 6th age calling it a glorious sport. He also had some interesting things to say in the world event a few years ago.
Armadyl is the god of law, his ideology in the new age is that this encounter should be settled peacefully but if he has to he'll fight. Armadyl was once one of the aviansie but he attained godhood through the staff of armadyl. He will do anything to prevent facing a second extinction of his race.
The killer of a god usually inherits their power but one can just be in the possession of an elder artifact like the staff of armadyl or stone of jas to slowly attain godhood
bados is a fucking beast
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#202 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
oh so is Bandos a goblin? is that why so many goblins worship him? because he looks like them and is basically the ultimate version of him?


oh btw osrs name is Abysswalkers
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#203 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
No he's some rhino-like race called Kal-i-kra. Goblins worship him because he bred them to worship him eugenics at its finest He dissolved their hunter-gatherer society into one of war.
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#204 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
ooooooooooooooooh!

but Amardyl is still top god though
#205 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
technically the elder gods are the top tier
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#206 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
I didn't even know there are such thing as elder gods in rs....
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#207 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
da lore man, they made the elder artifacts along with the universe, the youngest of the elder gods, Mah, created Zaros and Seren, the only two of all the younger gods that are dieties from the start.
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#208 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
wait..then where does zamorak, guthix, and saradomin come into play
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#212 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
Zamorak was a Mahjarrat under Zaros that became a god by staging a coup and using the Staff of Armadyl to siphon power from Zaros.
Guthix killed a god with the elder sword during the god wars on his homeworld and then accumulated multiple elder artifacts.
Saradomin has the elder crown which allows him to track the other artifacts but lets them find him. He's had it for a long time now.
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#213 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
Man I've been reading the gw all morning, but I still have a big question that maybe I didn't read enough of it.

Where were the "Egyptian Gods during the time when Zamorakian announced declared war?
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#214 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Menaphite_Pantheon
here shows a bunch of info including what happened to them during the 3rd age
#195 - i bet you're a saradominist dog bandos is best dos …  [+] (16 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Runescape Comp 11 0
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#196 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
Saradomin and Armadyl based God.

Fuck bands


yes you should see my character name.
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#197 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
Saradomin is an absolute dickweed in RS3 and Armadyl is a hypocrite.
Bandos tells it as it is.


is it ehzio
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#198 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
I actually don't know the Armadyl. Bandos,and the ancient connection of them and the three main ones. I stopped playing before they released gwd.

no.
#199 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
You fucking hwat thats like 06
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#200 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
No it's not? Gwd came out in like late 07 or early 08. I stopped around may in 07
#201 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
o ok.

Bandos is god of war, his ideology is the strongest take the spoils and the weaker ones take the scraps. His background is he was the last survivor of a warrior race of which he killed the others in duels to the death. He then killed this god that was protecting his home-planet from space debris which annihilated his planet yet spared him due to the powers that siphoned to him. He's been for this war of the gods going on in the 6th age calling it a glorious sport. He also had some interesting things to say in the world event a few years ago.
Armadyl is the god of law, his ideology in the new age is that this encounter should be settled peacefully but if he has to he'll fight. Armadyl was once one of the aviansie but he attained godhood through the staff of armadyl. He will do anything to prevent facing a second extinction of his race.
The killer of a god usually inherits their power but one can just be in the possession of an elder artifact like the staff of armadyl or stone of jas to slowly attain godhood
bados is a fucking beast
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#202 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
oh so is Bandos a goblin? is that why so many goblins worship him? because he looks like them and is basically the ultimate version of him?


oh btw osrs name is Abysswalkers
User avatar
#203 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
No he's some rhino-like race called Kal-i-kra. Goblins worship him because he bred them to worship him eugenics at its finest He dissolved their hunter-gatherer society into one of war.
User avatar
#204 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
ooooooooooooooooh!

but Amardyl is still top god though
#205 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
technically the elder gods are the top tier
User avatar
#206 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
I didn't even know there are such thing as elder gods in rs....
User avatar
#207 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
da lore man, they made the elder artifacts along with the universe, the youngest of the elder gods, Mah, created Zaros and Seren, the only two of all the younger gods that are dieties from the start.
User avatar
#208 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
wait..then where does zamorak, guthix, and saradomin come into play
User avatar
#212 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
Zamorak was a Mahjarrat under Zaros that became a god by staging a coup and using the Staff of Armadyl to siphon power from Zaros.
Guthix killed a god with the elder sword during the god wars on his homeworld and then accumulated multiple elder artifacts.
Saradomin has the elder crown which allows him to track the other artifacts but lets them find him. He's had it for a long time now.
User avatar
#213 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
Man I've been reading the gw all morning, but I still have a big question that maybe I didn't read enough of it.

Where were the "Egyptian Gods during the time when Zamorakian announced declared war?
User avatar
#214 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Menaphite_Pantheon
here shows a bunch of info including what happened to them during the 3rd age
#11 - You became immortal? But seriously immortality would… 05/24/2016 on Schrute Buck 0
#193 - One can apologize, but actions are one thing one cannot take b… 05/24/2016 on Runescape Comp 11 0
#190 - bby come back, there's only a select few i can talk to a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Runescape Comp 11 0
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#192 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
Then take back that heresy
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#193 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
One can apologize, but actions are one thing one cannot take back. What's done is done, and one must live with the consequences.
2deep4me
I never regret my decisions
thats my ninja way
#5 - It seems to me that a lot of the time it's the lack of someone… 05/23/2016 on Batman`s a douche +1
#129 - stroke: yes 05/23/2016 on D&D Quotes +4
#188 - os lore isn't canon ed8  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2016 on Runescape Comp 11 0
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#189 - ehzio (05/23/2016) [-]
Don't talk to me whore.
#190 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
bby come back, there's only a select few i can talk to about rs
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#192 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
Then take back that heresy
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#193 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
One can apologize, but actions are one thing one cannot take back. What's done is done, and one must live with the consequences.
2deep4me
I never regret my decisions
thats my ninja way
#186 - My hype for the game is back. Been in dev since 05, belie…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2016 on Runescape Comp 11 0
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#187 - ehzio (05/23/2016) [-]
I'm sorry I only date guys who play osrs
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#188 - hypocritical (05/23/2016) [-]
os lore isn't canon
ed8
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#189 - ehzio (05/23/2016) [-]
Don't talk to me whore.
#190 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
bby come back, there's only a select few i can talk to about rs
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#192 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
Then take back that heresy
User avatar
#193 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
One can apologize, but actions are one thing one cannot take back. What's done is done, and one must live with the consequences.
2deep4me
I never regret my decisions
thats my ninja way
#184 - Xau-Tak is coming...  [+] (8 new replies) 05/23/2016 on Runescape Comp 11 0
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#185 - ehzio (05/23/2016) [-]
nigga who dat tell big poppa
#186 - hypocritical (05/23/2016) [-]
My hype for the game is back. Been in dev since 05, believed to link to the pirate series, maybe the penguins and maybe the sea slugs. He's recently been mentioned by various people in Realscape, including V____ in Hero's Welcome and a cave goblin in Nomad's Elegy and now in the latest quest Kindred Spirits. I believe he's Sliske's "master" and he's probably gonna show up after Sliske's arc, so maybe next year.
Xau-Tak was mentioned to have left oceans of undead on a world he visited by V____. He's compared to Bandos, Tuska, and the Queen of Ashes.
Queen of ashes is another mystery god mentioned next to nowhere
I'm really into rs lore
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#187 - ehzio (05/23/2016) [-]
I'm sorry I only date guys who play osrs
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#188 - hypocritical (05/23/2016) [-]
os lore isn't canon
ed8
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#189 - ehzio (05/23/2016) [-]
Don't talk to me whore.
#190 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
bby come back, there's only a select few i can talk to about rs
User avatar
#192 - ehzio (05/24/2016) [-]
Then take back that heresy
User avatar
#193 - hypocritical (05/24/2016) [-]
One can apologize, but actions are one thing one cannot take back. What's done is done, and one must live with the consequences.
2deep4me
I never regret my decisions
thats my ninja way