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#75 - I did a little research on wikipedia but never explicitly type…  [+] (2 replies) 1 hour ago on Chemistry Nerd 0
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#76 - secondthrowaway (1 hour ago) [-]
Stay safe buddy. And godspeed you magnificent bastard.
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#77 - hypocritical (1 hour ago) [-]
pls, i'm a chem major in uni. I know my lab safety. But i also know where to not stick my head into.
I might make a tiny batch of it someday as a control test to figure out it's explosive capability, but i feel like if the police did a house raid and found the same explosive as what was tried on the twin towers, it wouldn't go over well on me.
#70 - thats what my bag of trix is; knowledge of little, fun explosi…  [+] (4 replies) 1 hour ago on Chemistry Nerd 0
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#72 - secondthrowaway (1 hour ago) [-]
Just don't go blowing up things you don't own and stay safe. Also don't search online how to make ammonium nitrate bombs. That gets you on SOOOOO many watch lists its not worth it.
#75 - hypocritical (1 hour ago) [-]
I did a little research on wikipedia but never explicitly typed in bombs, just a breadcrumb trail of how to potentially synthesize ammonia nitrate from household cleaner and stump remover
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#76 - secondthrowaway (1 hour ago) [-]
Stay safe buddy. And godspeed you magnificent bastard.
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#77 - hypocritical (1 hour ago) [-]
pls, i'm a chem major in uni. I know my lab safety. But i also know where to not stick my head into.
I might make a tiny batch of it someday as a control test to figure out it's explosive capability, but i feel like if the police did a house raid and found the same explosive as what was tried on the twin towers, it wouldn't go over well on me.
#67 - alrighty then, maybe it should stay as knowledge and not as an…  [+] (7 replies) 1 hour ago on Chemistry Nerd +2
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#69 - secondthrowaway (1 hour ago) [-]
If you buy a little bit of ammonium nitrate fertilizer and a little bit of diesel to do something like blow up a stump or have fun on a large private lot then you are probably fine. Where you could get into trouble is large purchases of said fertilizer; most stores record large sales of it and you could get a visit from, well in your case, the Mounties.
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#79 - zoomanfar (1 hour ago) [-]
Does it like, instantly blow up when you mix it? Or do you light it or something?
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#70 - hypocritical (1 hour ago) [-]
thats what my bag of trix is; knowledge of little, fun explosives that me and some friends rarely take from to improve a dull new years or the like.
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#72 - secondthrowaway (1 hour ago) [-]
Just don't go blowing up things you don't own and stay safe. Also don't search online how to make ammonium nitrate bombs. That gets you on SOOOOO many watch lists its not worth it.
#75 - hypocritical (1 hour ago) [-]
I did a little research on wikipedia but never explicitly typed in bombs, just a breadcrumb trail of how to potentially synthesize ammonia nitrate from household cleaner and stump remover
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#76 - secondthrowaway (1 hour ago) [-]
Stay safe buddy. And godspeed you magnificent bastard.
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#77 - hypocritical (1 hour ago) [-]
pls, i'm a chem major in uni. I know my lab safety. But i also know where to not stick my head into.
I might make a tiny batch of it someday as a control test to figure out it's explosive capability, but i feel like if the police did a house raid and found the same explosive as what was tried on the twin towers, it wouldn't go over well on me.
#65 - Does....does mixing ammonia nitrate with gasoline really creat…  [+] (12 replies) 2 hours ago on Chemistry Nerd +3
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#84 - fourfangedferret (40 minutes ago) [-]
diesel is better, it doesnt evaporate. you also need a det cap.
#81 - anon (53 minutes ago) [-]
Tip: Don't freaking die.
#68 - hpcghia (1 hour ago) [-]
Test it
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#66 - secondthrowaway (2 hours ago) [-]
Well Diesel fuel not Gasoline. But yes. It is what was used in Oklahoma City by Timothy McVee and in the first attempt to bring down one of the Twin Towers.
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#67 - hypocritical (1 hour ago) [-]
alrighty then, maybe it should stay as knowledge and not as an instrument of my bag of tricks
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#69 - secondthrowaway (1 hour ago) [-]
If you buy a little bit of ammonium nitrate fertilizer and a little bit of diesel to do something like blow up a stump or have fun on a large private lot then you are probably fine. Where you could get into trouble is large purchases of said fertilizer; most stores record large sales of it and you could get a visit from, well in your case, the Mounties.
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#79 - zoomanfar (1 hour ago) [-]
Does it like, instantly blow up when you mix it? Or do you light it or something?
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#70 - hypocritical (1 hour ago) [-]
thats what my bag of trix is; knowledge of little, fun explosives that me and some friends rarely take from to improve a dull new years or the like.
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#72 - secondthrowaway (1 hour ago) [-]
Just don't go blowing up things you don't own and stay safe. Also don't search online how to make ammonium nitrate bombs. That gets you on SOOOOO many watch lists its not worth it.
#75 - hypocritical (1 hour ago) [-]
I did a little research on wikipedia but never explicitly typed in bombs, just a breadcrumb trail of how to potentially synthesize ammonia nitrate from household cleaner and stump remover
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#76 - secondthrowaway (1 hour ago) [-]
Stay safe buddy. And godspeed you magnificent bastard.
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#77 - hypocritical (1 hour ago) [-]
pls, i'm a chem major in uni. I know my lab safety. But i also know where to not stick my head into.
I might make a tiny batch of it someday as a control test to figure out it's explosive capability, but i feel like if the police did a house raid and found the same explosive as what was tried on the twin towers, it wouldn't go over well on me.
#4 - nice end 12 hours ago on Scrap & Topheavy #41 +19
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#31 - I like this video. You are not going to die. You are o…  [+] (6 replies) 09/25/2016 on EveryBody +1
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#91 - tsoper (20 hours ago) [-]
That kinda sucks to think about all the people and human beings, insects, and animals I dont wanna be.

I dont want to sound full of myself, but I really love myself. Like, i dont wanna be born black, asian, mexican, fat, short, or in a 3rd world country. I like the person I was born to right now, I love being white and a male, like you dont understand, but I have literally won the lottery in this life. I am the 0.001% of the most greatest thing to ever exist, at the right time, the age of memes and endless amount of humor. I have ascended past nirvana.

So no, that thought makes me kinda scared to die now, because I dont want to reborn into something lesser than what I am right now.
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#92 - tsoper (20 hours ago) [-]
That thought alone makes me wish that we as a human race would practice eugenics so us (I, you, and everyone else) would not have to experience shit like that.
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#40 - doctorshrinker (09/25/2016) [-]
That honestly doesn't make me feel better.

I'm not going to rain on your parade, so I won't say why. I'm just going to say- that concept puts me in the same fear as my current fear of nothingness.
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#49 - legolego (09/25/2016) [-]
i'm genuinely curious as to why that makes you just as fearful. talks of afterlife and such are always interesting to me
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#38 - furiousmarshmellow (09/25/2016) [-]
I believe that your entire life just resets when you die. Like you close your eyes for one last time, only to open them when coming out the womb again.

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#32 - jacklane (09/25/2016) [-]
o rly?
#41 - this is beyond cringey in my books and just goes full circle t…  [+] (1 reply) 09/25/2016 on Reaturn of the sexually... +1
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#50 - zytherman (21 hours ago) [-]
It is on top of both my worst moments and embarrasing shit to say at a party list