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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:NOREG
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#25 - ******* craft *********** , that … 09/28/2014 on Car Bomb with Steel Balls 0
#16 - Slightly related 09/28/2014 on Legal? +13
#6 - 7/1 lads, never forget  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Worst hairstyle ever +17
User avatar #12 - swagasaurusrex (09/28/2014) [-]
BRA71L
#11 - meanwhile in dota 1: "hey guys can i mid" &q…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Glorious +17
User avatar #14 - dutchfag (09/28/2014) [-]
hey, i actually understood this
User avatar #13 - guiguito (09/28/2014) [-]
druid and enigma jungle
invoker and pudge argue in russian about who should mid
and i leave before seing the development
#17 - calling yourself a feminist 40 years ago was a bold outstandin… 09/28/2014 on Time's Take on Feminism... +3
#3 - cant wait for the new clothing trend to be "dress in what…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Little hooker line +17
#19 - heartlessrobot (09/28/2014) [-]
Khakis, button down shirts, vans.
Simple.
#11 - blerdegerb (09/28/2014) [-]
why do you care what the trend is, it has nothing to do with you because its what literally everyone but you would be doing and if its everyone else its not your issue/problem


i wear the same outfit almost everyday to school and it makes me look like im from the 50's but i like it when people question me i say i like it and they stop giving a crap because its what I like not what they like.

any way tl;dr comment bunnies are adorable im accepting bait or what ever people say on the internet thumbs down for me i have school work to do.



pic related
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/28/2014) [-]
while i approve of your point i just realized that's what the neckbeards who wear long black coats and fedoras are (probably?) doing. And everyone "cringes" at that
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/28/2014) [-]
what the fuck are these
#8 - shadowgandalf (09/28/2014) [-]
Industrial worker's pants.
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/28/2014) [-]
Bitch, those are some motorcycle pants.
Talkin kevlar coated ass and thighs when you slide down that asphalt.
Put some goddamned pads in those knee pockets, lest you wanna walk like a cheap syfy alien.
#6 - shadowgandalf (09/28/2014) [-]
apparently you have to copy the second link directly into your URL
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/28/2014) [-]
why red thumb him, the link is broken
#34 - "Nuclear launch detected" 09/28/2014 on Random Starcraft Comp +2
#33 - "haha, these terrans dont have **** , just a …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Random Starcraft Comp +2
#34 - hypex (09/28/2014) [-]
"Nuclear launch detected"
#32 - "hahahah, these scouts are gonna kick so much ass"  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Random Starcraft Comp +2
#33 - hypex (09/28/2014) [-]
"haha, these terrans dont have shit, just a stupid ghost academy and some marines"
#34 - hypex (09/28/2014) [-]
"Nuclear launch detected"
#33 - > odd fanscervice ***** you ever seen sou…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Odd fanservice 0
User avatar #36 - codebacon (09/28/2014) [-]
Which one ?
#21 - no 09/28/2014 on Neat +23
#112 - now time for some info lads and gal the horse transformati… 09/28/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 2 +4
#111 - >hardcur gaemur >all 360 games >couple of wii… 09/28/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 2 +1
#24 - you know that feel you get when you watch a porn or a pornogra…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Id do Emma Watson +10
User avatar #30 - feeniks (09/28/2014) [-]
Then you slowly begin to venture into the darker places of the internet seeking for stimulus, or you know, get a real girl.
#31 - hypex (09/28/2014) [-]
>>>/d/
#192 - comments 09/27/2014 on hax 0
#46 - Picture 09/27/2014 on What a twist. 0
#56 - 1, 2 and 11/12 guess whos doing the hunting now cuntnuggets? 09/26/2014 on So you're being hunted for... +3
#101 - "curse of the disco sock puppets" at random… 09/26/2014 on What's your monster movie? +2
#5 - Picture 09/26/2014 on Charlie the Badass Venus... +2
#34 - Picture 09/26/2014 on As promised, I now present,... +73
#33 - **hypex rolls 56** gibe dubs pls  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2014 on As promised, I now present,... +6
User avatar #109 - zeldapronmaster (09/26/2014) [-]
**zeldapronmaster rolls 58** ARE YOU FUCKING JEALOUS?
#134 - rdobet (09/27/2014) [-]
**rdobet rolls 96**
cum on step it up.
User avatar #110 - zeldapronmaster (09/26/2014) [-]
fuck!
#147 - thewulfman (09/27/2014) [-]
**thewulfman rolls 70** Try-hard.
#34 - hypex (09/26/2014) [-]
#32 - **hypex rolls 43** rolls pls ;-;  [+] (6 new replies) 09/26/2014 on As promised, I now present,... +6
User avatar #33 - hypex (09/26/2014) [-]
**hypex rolls 56** gibe dubs pls
User avatar #109 - zeldapronmaster (09/26/2014) [-]
**zeldapronmaster rolls 58** ARE YOU FUCKING JEALOUS?
#134 - rdobet (09/27/2014) [-]
**rdobet rolls 96**
cum on step it up.
User avatar #110 - zeldapronmaster (09/26/2014) [-]
fuck!
#147 - thewulfman (09/27/2014) [-]
**thewulfman rolls 70** Try-hard.
#34 - hypex (09/26/2014) [-]
#31 - **hypex rolls 49** pls  [+] (7 new replies) 09/26/2014 on As promised, I now present,... +8
User avatar #32 - hypex (09/26/2014) [-]
**hypex rolls 43** rolls pls ;-;
User avatar #33 - hypex (09/26/2014) [-]
**hypex rolls 56** gibe dubs pls
User avatar #109 - zeldapronmaster (09/26/2014) [-]
**zeldapronmaster rolls 58** ARE YOU FUCKING JEALOUS?
#134 - rdobet (09/27/2014) [-]
**rdobet rolls 96**
cum on step it up.
User avatar #110 - zeldapronmaster (09/26/2014) [-]
fuck!
#147 - thewulfman (09/27/2014) [-]
**thewulfman rolls 70** Try-hard.
#34 - hypex (09/26/2014) [-]
#30 - **hypex rolls 50** name it ******  [+] (9 new replies) 09/26/2014 on As promised, I now present,... -9
#157 - bioconstriculative (09/27/2014) [-]
roll 2
User avatar #31 - hypex (09/26/2014) [-]
**hypex rolls 49** pls
User avatar #32 - hypex (09/26/2014) [-]
**hypex rolls 43** rolls pls ;-;
User avatar #33 - hypex (09/26/2014) [-]
**hypex rolls 56** gibe dubs pls
User avatar #109 - zeldapronmaster (09/26/2014) [-]
**zeldapronmaster rolls 58** ARE YOU FUCKING JEALOUS?
#134 - rdobet (09/27/2014) [-]
**rdobet rolls 96**
cum on step it up.
User avatar #110 - zeldapronmaster (09/26/2014) [-]
fuck!
#147 - thewulfman (09/27/2014) [-]
**thewulfman rolls 70** Try-hard.
#34 - hypex (09/26/2014) [-]
#21 - >roll down ice >punch hole in brittle window 09/26/2014 on Perfect Gifs part 1 +24
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#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
#48 to #47 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 to #51 - hypex ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
#35 to #34 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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