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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:8/28/2014
Location:NOREG
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#3 - tfw 08/03/2014 on Happy Birthday America 0
#25 - Faggot 08/03/2014 on Cat naming game +1
#2 - who the **** drinks beer with a straw?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2014 on New invention +19
#11 - ripgeckosncherios (08/04/2014) [-]
who said you can only use this with beer?
to be fair it does show a beer bottle, but with, let's say coke and a straw it would be alright
#6 - peejay (08/03/2014) [-]
#4 - anomorphous (08/03/2014) [-]
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on Post a picture of you 0
#35 - worldend (08/03/2014) [-]
#3 - i dont think ive seen such a garbage movie in ******* … 08/03/2014 on My Reaction -2
#5 - Picture 08/03/2014 on Do need +10
#2 - Picture 08/03/2014 on wait.. what?! +3
#2 - Doto is best moba  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Can't deny that. +5
#20 - avanger (08/03/2014) [-]
There isn't much difference but DotA is not a MOBA just ARTS (Action Real Time Strategy)
#23 - pentol (08/04/2014) [-]
i dislike the term MOBA (can apply to just about any online combat game, from CS, quake, PVP focused MMORPG, dota/lol, super smash bros or street fighter.
ARTS could include any strategy game that isn't turn based, so long as it is combat focused (AKA not a business sim.) you can't say starcraft or company of heroes aren't action strategy games.
the only way to accuratly abreviate the genre is
Aeon Of Strife Style Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides, or ASSFAGGOTS for short.
"tacktical wizard-em-up" is also kinda acceptable, i guess.
#4 - zeus' one going "RAMPAGE" silly mortal… 08/02/2014 on the thirst is real 0
#2 - >every ********** dies >world powers fi… 08/02/2014 on World Peace -1
#3 - i feel sorry for you dude 08/02/2014 on Magikarp So impa +1
#15 - this is going to get front page isnt it? 08/02/2014 on Im a cunt 0
#3 - Picture 08/02/2014 on ♡ Sweet Dreams ♡ +1
#2 - "do it again!!" 08/02/2014 on It worked. +28
#90 - i feel appreciated <3 08/02/2014 on A high level armor 0
#87 - theres a hell lot of luna in the folder i linked below  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on A high level armor +1
#89 - psychotayto (08/02/2014) [-]
already downloaded it, thanks for the share
#90 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
i feel appreciated <3
#85 - not to mention the countlesss asian MMORPG's, there could have…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on A high level armor +1
User avatar #91 - citruslord (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, there has to be a pretty strong market for it. But at the same time, many of them do innovate gameplay, like Blade and Soul which I watched for a while.
All in all I've lost most interest in current MMO's, they're all pretty garbage IMO.
#81 - i keep forgetting the internet doesnt always have the same wei…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on A high level armor +2
#92 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
It's all good m8. In fact I envy the fact you're able to enjoy so much more, as for me I am one picky motherfucker. Thanks again!
#77 - Oh and some of this isnt for the faint of hearth, includes ghe…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on A high level armor +3
#80 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess my boner is in for a roller coaster. Thank you for the upload I'll be back in a few hours.
#81 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
i keep forgetting the internet doesnt always have the same weird porn tastes as me
#92 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
It's all good m8. In fact I envy the fact you're able to enjoy so much more, as for me I am one picky motherfucker. Thanks again!
#76 - i know, sadly its mostly fanservice and not so much fancy look…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on A high level armor +1
User avatar #82 - citruslord (08/02/2014) [-]
It is, but I don't think it's without merit. And definitly not detrimental like alot of people think. if the game looks good and plays well, whats the problem?
There's only one game I can think if where the boob are a problem. Scarlet Blade, where atleast 70% of the budget went into titties and ass.
#85 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
not to mention the countlesss asian MMORPG's, there could have been tons of quality games but instead they opted to play the "tits > good game" thing all out
User avatar #91 - citruslord (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, there has to be a pretty strong market for it. But at the same time, many of them do innovate gameplay, like Blade and Soul which I watched for a while.
All in all I've lost most interest in current MMO's, they're all pretty garbage IMO.
#70 - Uploading the whole thing to Dropbox atm, will be done in a fe…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2014 on A high level armor +1
#77 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh and some of this isnt for the faint of hearth, includes ghey/straight stuff
(im bisexual myself so i dont bother to moderate shit into straight/gay sections)
also includes stuff like tentacles, semi-furry and some other stuff. i think theres futa in there aswell

www.dropbox.com/sh/8uoultijrjdnx0m/AAB39culV-UDJSMiwQSWdPrza
#80 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess my boner is in for a roller coaster. Thank you for the upload I'll be back in a few hours.
#81 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
i keep forgetting the internet doesnt always have the same weird porn tastes as me
#92 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
It's all good m8. In fact I envy the fact you're able to enjoy so much more, as for me I am one picky motherfucker. Thanks again!
#73 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
Very nice. I <3 u
#1 - one is missing ;_; 08/02/2014 on Maybe It Will Help +10
#68 - awww yisss, bondage and stuff i have …  [+] (17 new replies) 08/02/2014 on A high level armor +2
#72 - psychotayto (08/02/2014) [-]
>windranger
>not posting best dota girl
User avatar #125 - Arkkath (08/02/2014) [-]
She will always be Windrunner to me.
#79 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
All dota girls are best girls imo. Even Medusa.
#133 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
No Spectre?
#83 - psychotayto (08/02/2014) [-]
Fair enough, Luna still has the best ass though
#97 - gingerwithabat (08/02/2014) [-]
#93 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I can't argue with that one bit.
#87 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
theres a hell lot of luna in the folder i linked below
#89 - psychotayto (08/02/2014) [-]
already downloaded it, thanks for the share
#90 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
i feel appreciated <3
#69 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
You should upload them and give that link to your new best anon fap friend. And other sick bastards who favorite it.
#70 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
Uploading the whole thing to Dropbox atm, will be done in a few mins
#77 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh and some of this isnt for the faint of hearth, includes ghey/straight stuff
(im bisexual myself so i dont bother to moderate shit into straight/gay sections)
also includes stuff like tentacles, semi-furry and some other stuff. i think theres futa in there aswell

www.dropbox.com/sh/8uoultijrjdnx0m/AAB39culV-UDJSMiwQSWdPrza
#80 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess my boner is in for a roller coaster. Thank you for the upload I'll be back in a few hours.
#81 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
i keep forgetting the internet doesnt always have the same weird porn tastes as me
#92 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
It's all good m8. In fact I envy the fact you're able to enjoy so much more, as for me I am one picky motherfucker. Thanks again!
#73 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
Very nice. I <3 u
#65 - pls not the bashes  [+] (27 new replies) 08/02/2014 on A high level armor +6
#67 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I could always shackle you instead. If you're into bondage or something.
#98 - hostofswarms (08/02/2014) [-]
That's my specialty finally
#101 - goldfangz (08/02/2014) [-]
goldfang made this
#104 - hostofswarms (08/02/2014) [-]
Do I have permission to make sweet love to goldfangz?
#107 - goldfangz (08/02/2014) [-]
heres a big un
#106 - goldfangz (08/02/2014) [-]
sure why not
#105 - goldfangz (08/02/2014) [-]
#86 - hostofswarms has deleted their comment.
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#68 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
awww yisss, bondage and stuff



i have so many fucking shackleshot related images, but sadly they are all NSFW ;_;
#72 - psychotayto (08/02/2014) [-]
>windranger
>not posting best dota girl
User avatar #125 - Arkkath (08/02/2014) [-]
She will always be Windrunner to me.
#79 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
All dota girls are best girls imo. Even Medusa.
#133 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
No Spectre?
#83 - psychotayto (08/02/2014) [-]
Fair enough, Luna still has the best ass though
#97 - gingerwithabat (08/02/2014) [-]
#93 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I can't argue with that one bit.
#87 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
theres a hell lot of luna in the folder i linked below
#89 - psychotayto (08/02/2014) [-]
already downloaded it, thanks for the share
#90 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
i feel appreciated <3
#69 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
You should upload them and give that link to your new best anon fap friend. And other sick bastards who favorite it.
#70 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
Uploading the whole thing to Dropbox atm, will be done in a few mins
#77 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh and some of this isnt for the faint of hearth, includes ghey/straight stuff
(im bisexual myself so i dont bother to moderate shit into straight/gay sections)
also includes stuff like tentacles, semi-furry and some other stuff. i think theres futa in there aswell

www.dropbox.com/sh/8uoultijrjdnx0m/AAB39culV-UDJSMiwQSWdPrza
#80 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess my boner is in for a roller coaster. Thank you for the upload I'll be back in a few hours.
#81 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
i keep forgetting the internet doesnt always have the same weird porn tastes as me
#92 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
It's all good m8. In fact I envy the fact you're able to enjoy so much more, as for me I am one picky motherfucker. Thanks again!
#73 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
Very nice. I <3 u
#5 - instructions unclear  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on 4chan and hookers +190
User avatar #33 - exclamation (08/02/2014) [-]
Now it's effectively super glued up there... gg
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#62 - havockwzy (14 hours ago) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#64 to #63 - havockwzy (13 hours ago) [-]
EU or US?
#65 to #64 - hypex (13 hours ago) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex (13 hours ago) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (13 hours ago) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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