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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:NOREG
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


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latest user's comments

#16 - i bet you picked the one starter with a tree up its arse  [+] (14 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Oceans +2
User avatar #36 - killerliquid (12/12/2014) [-]
You talkin' shit bout Sceptile
User avatar #37 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
dude its true



it looks like he has a christmas tree stuck up his arse
User avatar #38 - killerliquid (12/12/2014) [-]
ok fine

but he's still badass as the other two
User avatar #23 - goodguygary (12/12/2014) [-]
the second to last gym was a double battle against solrock and lunatone, right?
User avatar #25 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #26 - goodguygary (12/12/2014) [-]
then tree-in-arse has type advantage, and could totally steamroll them
#27 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
what kind of attacks do you think this thing has?

Protip: its a fucking sun
User avatar #59 - thrashtilldeath (12/13/2014) [-]
Nigga. Solrock is Rock/Psychic and doesn't even have any fire attacks in that gym battle.
User avatar #30 - goodguygary (12/12/2014) [-]
bruh, tree-in-arse should be stronk enuf to one shot solaire's stone by this point in time, this gym was 2ez in the original RS, and unless they really did some work on solairstone, it should still be 2ez
User avatar #17 - Sethorein (12/12/2014) [-]
Torchic o_o
#21 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
>teach it shadow claw
>win
User avatar #28 - Sethorein (12/12/2014) [-]
>when I was younger.
#29 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
>2002
>not knowing type weaknesses
User avatar #31 - Sethorein (12/12/2014) [-]
I.... I thought everyone was weak to psychic...
#14 - yeah and then they heavy stack the entire upper echelon of tra… 12/12/2014 on Oceans +1
#20 - you have no idea how long ive waited to use this 12/12/2014 on time to oil up +15
#19 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2014 on time to oil up +7
User avatar #34 - donbionicle (12/12/2014) [-]
If you made these, I want one. If you found these, please tell me where.
User avatar #35 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
i made them, you can try yourself at photofunia.com/categories/all_effects
#23 - >do 360 in shower >slip and break neck 12/12/2014 on It's Reddit! and Funny! +3
#5 - the ******* second to last gym bigg…  [+] (26 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Oceans +26
#20 - kingdaniel (12/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - Sethorein (12/12/2014) [-]
I had trouble with it when I was a kid...
#16 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
i bet you picked the one starter with a tree up its arse
User avatar #36 - killerliquid (12/12/2014) [-]
You talkin' shit bout Sceptile
User avatar #37 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
dude its true



it looks like he has a christmas tree stuck up his arse
User avatar #38 - killerliquid (12/12/2014) [-]
ok fine

but he's still badass as the other two
User avatar #23 - goodguygary (12/12/2014) [-]
the second to last gym was a double battle against solrock and lunatone, right?
User avatar #25 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #26 - goodguygary (12/12/2014) [-]
then tree-in-arse has type advantage, and could totally steamroll them
#27 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
what kind of attacks do you think this thing has?

Protip: its a fucking sun
User avatar #59 - thrashtilldeath (12/13/2014) [-]
Nigga. Solrock is Rock/Psychic and doesn't even have any fire attacks in that gym battle.
User avatar #30 - goodguygary (12/12/2014) [-]
bruh, tree-in-arse should be stronk enuf to one shot solaire's stone by this point in time, this gym was 2ez in the original RS, and unless they really did some work on solairstone, it should still be 2ez
User avatar #17 - Sethorein (12/12/2014) [-]
Torchic o_o
#21 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
>teach it shadow claw
>win
User avatar #28 - Sethorein (12/12/2014) [-]
>when I was younger.
#29 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
>2002
>not knowing type weaknesses
User avatar #31 - Sethorein (12/12/2014) [-]
I.... I thought everyone was weak to psychic...
#13 - lolkeklol (12/12/2014) [-]
i mean it is a game for kids. It has to just as beatable for 7 year olds
User avatar #19 - heartlessrobot (12/12/2014) [-]
It was beatable for 7 year olds 11 years ago.
User avatar #14 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
yeah and then they heavy stack the entire upper echelon of trainers with dragon types so you have to get something with ice attacks, which are a fucking pain in the ass to find mind you
User avatar #10 - blokrokker (12/12/2014) [-]
Yyyyeah, gotta love that Water weakness.
#9 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
I noticed that too, but maybe it's because I'm older now and can think with better tactics. I dunno.
#8 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
The entire game is easy, even easier than original Sapphire and Ruby. I purposefully used non-water types for he Psychic gym because I remember it being laughably easy before, and it ended up still being a cakewalk.
User avatar #33 - nefarian (12/12/2014) [-]
Every Pokemon game is easy as all hell.
User avatar #76 - exotic (12/13/2014) [-]
except that fucking miltank
User avatar #11 - franklyimaperson (12/12/2014) [-]
Literally the only time I've lost this entire game is when I decided to face the Flying type gym leader without having any sort of Anti Air, my strongest fighter was a ground type pokemon which knew like... rock throw

Then I switched out like 3 dudes, leveled a little, then did it again and on shoot'd everyone until the dragon type one, which took 3
#4 - this post calls to me 12/12/2014 on mfw the troublesome twosome +4
#4 - i allways gave him the name of people i hated  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Old Science Man 0
User avatar #10 - tsoper (12/12/2014) [-]
I named him stupid and I spent a good 4 hours laughing when oak said "Now wait here, stupid."

I was like 11 years old
#510 - i ******* hate this pokemon with a passion 12/12/2014 on Roll and Draw +5
#506 - **hypex rolls 020** time for paint skills  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Roll and Draw +2
#510 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
i fucking hate this pokemon with a passion
#16 - goosh goosh  [+] (12 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Warning: Horrible ending +53
#24 - hampunkasvattaja (12/12/2014) [-]
I didn't need to remember that.
User avatar #18 - tmbg (12/12/2014) [-]
#17 - iwillrulenorway (12/12/2014) [-]
#134 - psychosamurai (12/13/2014) [-]
Gay buttsex: Weird (As a straight guy)
With an old fat dude: Gross
Blood during sex: Massive turn-off
Getting ripped in half by a penis: Disturbing

All together:

Something akin to poetry.
#77 - doctorprofessornv (12/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #96 - ionlywhisper (12/12/2014) [-]
cringe
User avatar #97 - doctorprofessornv (12/12/2014) [-]
What did I do wrong?
#99 - ionlywhisper (12/12/2014) [-]
perhaps the nature of joke that is supposed to be "fuck this shit" would go better with amateur-ish style of singing rather than a professionalism, but it's my personal taste. Either way the song's lighthearted, jokingly manner of message that is "fuck this shit" should be sang in a joking way as it should be, which filthy frank would have done perfectly. tldr: song is done too perfectly, thumbed down for poor choice of reaction clip
#100 - doctorprofessornv (12/12/2014) [-]
well that's just like, your opinion man
#101 - ionlywhisper (12/12/2014) [-]
i kno. you should give 0 shit about my opinion
#70 - questionableferret (12/12/2014) [-]
#50 - protomanrulezz (12/12/2014) [-]
what the fuck....
#15 - Picture 12/12/2014 on Get tha fuk up +5
#37 - Picture 12/12/2014 on Shocking Footage of ISIS... +6
#54 - im fat, not "chubby" or "a little too much"… 12/12/2014 on Healthism +1
#14 - natural selection interference squad strikes again! 12/12/2014 on Guess you could say he was:Wet +3
#9 - >getting kids yeah no, im not sitting through upto…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Anon doesn't want a daughter 0
#26 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
If your kid isn't toilet trained by the time it's 2 I would be seriously worried.
User avatar #22 - ScottP (12/12/2014) [-]
4 years of diaper change, 14 years of supporting them and motivating them through school, a few decades of being there when they hit their lowest points to tell them that they need to stand back up and that the world isn't going to end...and then one last day when you have to say goodbye and tell them that it's all up to them now...
#37 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2014 on The Heartsmith +3
#66 - StickyTissueLoLz (12/12/2014) [-]
#38 - deltoraquest (12/12/2014) [-]
#35 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2014 on The Heartsmith 0
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#37 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
#66 - StickyTissueLoLz (12/12/2014) [-]
#38 - deltoraquest (12/12/2014) [-]
#33 - yeah exactly, i was devastated when there was no gay stuff  [+] (6 new replies) 12/12/2014 on The Heartsmith +1
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#66 - StickyTissueLoLz (12/12/2014) [-]
#38 - deltoraquest (12/12/2014) [-]
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on This isn't surprising at all +94
User avatar #47 - solarisofcelestia (12/12/2014) [-]
You beat me to it.
#31 - >no gay stuff  [+] (8 new replies) 12/12/2014 on The Heartsmith +19
#32 - deltoraquest (12/12/2014) [-]
this is meant for feels, not for gay stuff!
User avatar #33 - hypex (12/12/2014) [-]
yeah exactly, i was devastated when there was no gay stuff
#34 - deltoraquest (12/12/2014) [-]
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#1146 - i ******** alot and tryhard for top commenter … 12/12/2014 on Mods will suggest or draw... 0
#23 - Picture 12/12/2014 on how to get 9000 thumbs in... +60
#44 - this is probably the best image for explaining the phrase &quo… 12/11/2014 on (untitled) +7
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#78 - hypex ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#102 to #101 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
#104 to #103 - hypex ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Great!
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#98 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#90 to #89 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
#80 to #79 - hypex ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
User avatar #73 to #72 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
What's the next top tier Nvidia card I'll be waiting for?

I want to upgrade my processor to one of the higher end i7's as well but I know my motherboard isn't compatible with those.
User avatar #74 to #73 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
well then i suggest getting a new motherboard before anything, and the next Nvidia stuff to come is the 1k series im guessing?
User avatar #75 to #74 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright then, any recommendations on a motherboard that's not too pricey but also goes with the better i7's?
1k series? But weren't the 900's just released or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
**** gets released by the hour, but in all seriousness, wait for ones that are optimized for 4k graphics. buying a high end one now isnt that worth it
and i dont know all that much about motherboards, try asking on some subreddit that deals with PC building
User avatar #77 to #76 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Fair enough, yeah.

Alright, thanks for the help bro.
#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
#48 to #47 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 to #51 - hypex ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
#35 to #34 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
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