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hypex

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hypex Avatar Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
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Gender: male
Age: 71
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:11/30/2015
Location:NOREG
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Subscribers:6
Content Views:717885
Times Content Favorited:1591 times
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#15 - nope, prostitutes are not really on my to do list. im not…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2015 on Anons plan to get laid +3
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#17 - vladi (10/09/2015) [-]
Also, sex robots like you describe it, probably not within your lifetime.
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#18 - hypex (10/09/2015) [-]
probably not the "super realistic waifubot with perfect AI" that everyone dreams of, but simpler versions will surely come forth, i mean come on, if technology continues at the same rate it does today then you can expect a working prototype within 10 years
#23 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
one day

we will have a waifubot

the future is bright
#16 - vladi (10/09/2015) [-]
You seem jealous at me for not being one of the rabble. Just a normal account is not really memorable. Everyone remembers the themed accounts (whether it be negatively or positively). You should try it!
#8 - >eat mexican >few hours later bf wants funtime &… 10/09/2015 on (untitled) +12
#8 - cant wait for the sex robots, i have no shame so im gonna be o…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/09/2015 on Anons plan to get laid +8
#10 - vladi (10/09/2015) [-]
Ok but, does that mean you'd also get a prostitute if it were legal (assuming you're from the US)?
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#15 - hypex (10/09/2015) [-]
nope, prostitutes are not really on my to do list.
im not some kissless virgin or some shit, gotten laid a couple times, but having a sex robot customized to my own wishes is preferrable to a hooker who has god knows what diseases and shit, not to mention, the sex robot wont mind my weird fetishes
fyi im from norway, whores still not legal though
and stop posting putin with all your comments themed account faggot
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#17 - vladi (10/09/2015) [-]
Also, sex robots like you describe it, probably not within your lifetime.
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#18 - hypex (10/09/2015) [-]
probably not the "super realistic waifubot with perfect AI" that everyone dreams of, but simpler versions will surely come forth, i mean come on, if technology continues at the same rate it does today then you can expect a working prototype within 10 years
#23 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
one day

we will have a waifubot

the future is bright
#16 - vladi (10/09/2015) [-]
You seem jealous at me for not being one of the rabble. Just a normal account is not really memorable. Everyone remembers the themed accounts (whether it be negatively or positively). You should try it!
#9 - shutupsocks (10/09/2015) [-]
Agreed.
#25 - "im not racist but" nice one fag 10/09/2015 on That's rough buddy (Click... +5
#22 - i would do as any reasonable person would do, poke them until … 10/09/2015 on Double Standards +68
#49 - based nørway with øil and børk 10/09/2015 on FJ Eurofags +1
#602 - its between schnizel, sperit and hankhillofthe schniz…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2015 on Favorite FJer? +2
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#651 - schnizel (10/09/2015) [-]
<3
#5 - its as if the designers of volkswagen sat down and thought one… 10/09/2015 on When you fart in a smart. +1
#124 - what on earth is this abomination? 10/09/2015 on me irl +2
#52 - may god have mercy on my dong, for i will not 10/09/2015 on Urushibara Luka 0
#72 - "hello 911? ive found someone on the INTERNET pretending … 10/09/2015 on Working at an all girls... +2
#51 - lets not forget to mention howtobasic, if there is a example o…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2015 on Creepy/unexplained youtube... +24
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#84 - rebornpotato (10/08/2015) [-]
There is actually one that's creepier and similar to howtobasic i think he was first with the weird ones called alan tutorial, if you watch it from the beginning to his latest videos it really does tell a story of him descending into creepy darkness.
#78 - someone needs to edit it to say "plot" instead 10/08/2015 on Don't make war make love... 0
#51 - this is probably timbersaw's wet dream 10/08/2015 on Natures Worst Nightmare 0
#50 - class, its basically "break glass in case of subscriber l… 10/08/2015 on Natures Worst Nightmare -1
#67 - this kills the feel 10/07/2015 on where men cried 0
#24 - what the **** is going on 10/06/2015 on Video games +1
#2 - Picture 10/05/2015 on ITS HAPPENING 0
#8 - Picture 10/05/2015 on Must've gotten some from... +5
#8 - i want one 10/05/2015 on Getting out of high school 0
#2 - i tried coming up with a funny comment for like 5 minutes and … 10/04/2015 on Durty 0
#3 - smh tbh fam  [+] (15 new replies) 10/04/2015 on Black Tweets +61
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#42 - coolranchderpitos (10/05/2015) [-]
Geiger Counter wasn't as terrible as everyone said it was
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#39 - teratorn (10/05/2015) [-]
I really shouldnt have looked at what this image is from back then. These pictures from the hentai remind me the fucking thing and it hurts me inside. This is the lesson I learn for not looking into fucked up shit no matter how much I want to know what it is. I couldnt sleep the night after seeing that. Whoever says "lel casul lern to interweb pls.",fuck you.
#34 - kimilsung (10/05/2015) [-]
lol brb afk lmao xD
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#10 - otisriedel (10/05/2015) [-]
the smug at the end makes it 100% funnier
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#36 - seferofe (10/05/2015) [-]
It's arrogant you uncultured swine.
How dare you.
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#43 - otisriedel (10/05/2015) [-]
i don't understand how it's supposed to look like an arrogant person. it just looks like a disapproving face to me.
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#44 - seferofe (10/05/2015) [-]
Maybe it's meant to be that they're looking down on you? I don't know, ask admin.
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#8 - shinku (10/05/2015) [-]
is it bad that i know what this is from?
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#29 - HAMMATIMEZ (10/05/2015) [-]
This and its sequel has gone down in my head as "the loli porn that made me cry"
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#11 - chillgamzee (10/05/2015) [-]
Don't just tease friend.
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#13 - chillgamzee (10/05/2015) [-]
Sad panda
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#18 - snugglebears (10/05/2015) [-]
I think its a doujin called "Geiger Counter" or some such
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#37 - amonlavtar (10/05/2015) [-]
My mind was screaming "OH GOD NO"
but it was well-drawn and shamefully-to-admit hot

so im neutral about it,
but i repeat: dont rape kids
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#14 - shinku (10/05/2015) [-]
learn to internet ya chump
#12 - *insert boner joke here* 10/04/2015 on Boobies giving guys a... +12
#10 - well i mean... technically he is correct... 10/04/2015 on Marriage +1
#20 - Picture 10/04/2015 on Wake Hitler up 0
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#78 - hypex
(11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#199 - kingdaniel (11/19/2015) [-]
What the ****, I've got you on Steam for some reason and I already saw you on Youtube twice.
Stop liking the stuff I like.
#200 to #199 - hypex (11/19/2015) [-]
:^)

you got my inactive user though, check out the working one i linked on the dead one's description
#197 - hitlerisgod ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
#188 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Haiii
#189 to #188 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
hi?
#190 to #189 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Do you also live in trondheim?
#191 to #190 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
nope, molde :u
#192 to #191 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Æsjj
#193 to #192 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
ka faen jævla trønderpakk
#194 to #193 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Nehei

Kristiansunder

Our love can never be
#195 to #194 - hypex (08/12/2015) [-]
#196 to #195 - zombienurse (08/12/2015) [-]
Forbidden love
#185 - thycupcake (07/24/2015) [-]
Pretty ******* gay
#186 to #185 - hypex (07/24/2015) [-]
no you
#187 to #186 - thycupcake (07/24/2015) [-]
Yah kinda
#180 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Dude, you know cisbattledroid? that ******** deleted your source comment on his content were he use the droids as censores. Can you help out a faggot in need?
#183 to #180 - hypex (05/12/2015) [-]
i just copied someone elses source on there seconds before it got deleted, sorry mate


and **** themed accounts
#178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah question*"**
**hellpwnage rolls _. All the cool kids are doing it.**
#179 to #178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah answer*"**
**hellpwnage rolls A great big floppy donkey dick.**
#171 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!

Lets do this!
#172 to #171 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
IM READY
#173 to #172 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
#174 to #173 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
where did you come from again?
#175 to #174 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
#176 to #175 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
sure why not
#181 to #176 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
oh besides. i want source on that one too pls
#182 to #181 - hypex (05/12/2015) [-]
after that image, youre not getting anything
#184 to #182 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Please!
Please!
#177 to #176 - lilRican (04/01/2015) [-]
heres our fusion dance
heres our fusion dance
#168 - miia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
You up?
#169 to #168 - hypex (03/29/2015) [-]
yes
yes


#170 to #169 - miia ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
#167 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
#160 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
Hiiiiii~
#161 to #160 - hypex (03/13/2015) [-]
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#162 to #161 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
DON'T TEST ME SON!
#163 to #162 - hypex (03/13/2015) [-]
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