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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:NOREG
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2965
Comment Ranking:#201
Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#65
Content Thumbs: 12666 total,  14243 ,  1577
Comment Thumbs: 35644 total,  39791 ,  4147
Content Level Progress: 97% (97/100)
Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 206 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 85.1% (851/1000)
Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 329 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:3
Content Views:605145
Times Content Favorited:1391 times
Total Comments Made:4835
FJ Points:39914
Favorite Tags: nigger (7) | niggers (7) | hon (2) | smite (2) | spongebob (2) | tumblr (2)
I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#53 - yay cute **** 02/16/2015 on #thumbwhoring5632 +1
#84 - y u do dis 2 me 02/16/2015 on moddafukin Iroh +8
#121 - "The Dear Dirty Newswire spits out surreal news items ble… 02/16/2015 on wouldn't it be funny if.. 0
#21 - oh no, i hear it gives you terrible gas as of late 02/16/2015 on Is this incest? 0
#111 - or other classics such as "why dont you ever help around …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on I hate you all +18
#136 - franklyimaperson has deleted their comment.
User avatar #134 - ninjaroo (02/16/2015) [-]
Part of me understands that learning new technology is hard for old people. The rest of me thinks that if you've had the technology available to you for longer than I have been alive you should understand it by now. For fucks sake, it's really not that hard mother, you press this button and you're done. It's not rocket science.
#9 - *applies to both beliefs and opinions  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Beliefs +2
User avatar #20 - SteyrAUG (02/16/2015) [-]
Only if the belief or opinion is something measurable though.
#4 - Picture 02/15/2015 on Remove a radio +2
#4 - kek  [+] (6 new replies) 02/15/2015 on Is this incest? +35
#41 - eatcawk (02/16/2015) [-]
if this isnt fucking satire...
#25 - adviceweed (02/16/2015) [-]
#20 - tiles has deleted their comment.
#22 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
"preaching to the choir"
#21 - hypex (02/16/2015) [-]
oh no, i hear it gives you terrible gas as of late
User avatar #7 - TheMather (02/15/2015) [-]
Poster's username is certainly suitable.

To defenestrate something is to throw it out a window.
#4 - nothing wrong with being gay, faggot 02/15/2015 on Crossing the line +63
#114 - not stopping me 02/15/2015 on Traps huh 0
#62 - hey guys so i heard you like trampolines  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Some say he's still... +4
#85 - bootyblaster (02/14/2015) [-]
#82 - clavatninenine (02/14/2015) [-]
#73 - tehtrollface (02/14/2015) [-]
#58 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on That's a Lively Little Drop +1
User avatar #60 - mojusk (02/14/2015) [-]
exactly
#43 - OP stop being stupid that only happens on one of two … 02/14/2015 on So I was typing in FJ's url 0
#3 - >kotaku  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Party crasher +2
User avatar #4 - mcassio (02/14/2015) [-]
Is that Egoraptor?
#34 - the pronunciation seems to be waaaay off for most of these …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on when ur waifu is foreign... 0
#35 - captainprincess (02/14/2015) [-]
"way off" is one way of putting it
#5 - what the **** am i looking at some …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on School +1
User avatar #8 - carbohydrates (02/14/2015) [-]
I do believe so... And if it is, it's waaaaay too over complicated.
Put the weed in the electrical shenanigans on the left, ignite it, and blow down the pipe. (Blue arrows)
The air going down the pipe sucks the smoke from the top down into the water. (Red arrows)
The air/smoke then collects into the balloon on the bottom. (Red/Green arrows)
And then you stop blowing, allowing the balloon to deflate, which shoves the smoke back up the pipe at you. (Green Arrows)
#27 - so much newfag 02/14/2015 on Sunset on 4chan -2
#14 - you can PICK comps now? GIVE ME A CUTE VIDYA COMP 02/14/2015 on Antidepressants 0
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Funnyjunk HS cards +1
#12 - thecrayzeeman (02/14/2015) [-]
Fuck that pisses me off.
#10 - Picture 02/14/2015 on Funnyjunk HS cards 0
#141 - Daily reminder that youre a human bean and a real hero!  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2015 on ecalycptus's profile 0
#143 - ecalycptus (02/14/2015) [-]
Should I an hero then?
#144 - havockwzy (02/14/2015) [-]
do eet, post noots
#145 - ecalycptus (02/14/2015) [-]
kk
#39 - a friend of mine once chopped wood and was able to chop into h…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on The difference with age +2
User avatar #51 - heartlessrobot (02/11/2015) [-]
Why not both?
#102 - pls no 02/10/2015 on M E M E +1
#101 - **hypex used "*roll picture*"** **hypex rolled image ** t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on M E M E +1
#102 - hypex (02/10/2015) [-]
pls no
#85 - >no friends after school ends atleast i …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on High school +13
#90 - imagnetsux (02/11/2015) [-]
you knew i'd see this post, didn't you?.

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[ 155 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#78 - hypex (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#133 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Only 1 						****					. Fukin srub.
Only 1 **** . Fukin srub.
User avatar #152 to #133 - hypex (02/28/2015) [-]
its 4 now ******
#154 to #153 - hypex (02/28/2015) [-]
awwwwwww yisss
awwwwwww yisss
#132 - havockwzy (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you'rr taking it up the bum
#129 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
I said I'd be here, ****** .
User avatar #135 to #134 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Here.
User avatar #136 to #135 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Makes sense.
#137 to #136 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Indeed.
Indeed.
#139 to #138 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Random maybe awful joke?
#141 to #140 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
I feel a weird vibe here, man...
#142 to #141 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
No such things happening over here...
#143 to #142 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
What if I wanna suck boobs?
What if I wanna suck boobs?
#145 to #144 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
#147 to #146 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Sorry. A little typo there in my interests. They should not be flat.
#148 to #147 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
So sporty tomboy size. I can get behind that. In more ways than 1. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#149 to #148 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like  as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes.  Front is great too.   GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes. Front is great too. GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
#150 to #149 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh well. Time to sleep. It's your fault if I get tomboy dreams now. ty
also
Red alert 3 was funf
User avatar #151 to #150 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Tomboy dreams are best dreams. u welcum
Ayyyy! Still play RA2 sometimes online. Taking a break from it nowadays tho.

Good night. Swet dreams.
#130 to #129 - hypex (01/05/2015) [-]
you real human bean you
you real human bean you
#131 to #130 - rejakted (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
#128 - havockwzy (01/03/2015) [-]
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
#156 to #155 - havockwzy (02/28/2015) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
User avatar #157 to #156 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
Deep plot animemes
#111 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#112 to #111 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
A REAL BEAN?
#114 to #113 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2* sweet
User avatar #120 to #115 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Yeah the new rolling system takes some getting used to.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
User avatar #124 to #120 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
oh hello, where did you come from? o:
#117 to #115 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**havockwzy rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
#121 to #117 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****hypex rolls 89**
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hypex rolls 89**
#122 to #121 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**havockwzy rolls 21**

you were so close, yet so far
#116 to #115 - havockwzy has deleted their comment [-]
#119 to #118 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#107 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
this is the new ******** central!
#108 to #107 - hypex (12/29/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#109 to #108 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
le epic maymays
#102 to #101 - hypex (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#90 to #89 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
User avatar #73 to #72 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
What's the next top tier Nvidia card I'll be waiting for?

I want to upgrade my processor to one of the higher end i7's as well but I know my motherboard isn't compatible with those.
User avatar #74 to #73 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
well then i suggest getting a new motherboard before anything, and the next Nvidia stuff to come is the 1k series im guessing?
User avatar #75 to #74 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright then, any recommendations on a motherboard that's not too pricey but also goes with the better i7's?
1k series? But weren't the 900's just released or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
**** gets released by the hour, but in all seriousness, wait for ones that are optimized for 4k graphics. buying a high end one now isnt that worth it
and i dont know all that much about motherboards, try asking on some subreddit that deals with PC building
User avatar #77 to #76 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Fair enough, yeah.

Alright, thanks for the help bro.
#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonexplains (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
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