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hypex

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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:NOREG
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2034
Comment Ranking:#486
Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#65
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Content Level Progress: 39% (39/100)
Level 209 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:6
Content Views:650501
Times Content Favorited:1512 times
Total Comments Made:5701
FJ Points:43323
Favorite Tags: nigger (7) | niggers (7) | Dota 2 (4) | dota (2) | hon (2) | smite (2) | spongebob (2) | tumblr (2)
I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#3 - oy vey there goyim! are you trying to cause the next shoah? 05/10/2015 on Daily reminders +4
#1 - Honorable mentions! Havockwzy grendesh hellpwnage keltai… 05/10/2015 on Dota comp of dota things 3 +1
#91 - lel  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Nice desktop +1
#462 - falgabird (05/10/2015) [-]
Guess again nigger
#352 - anonymous (05/10/2015) [-]
dota 2 is just as bad league you fag
User avatar #281 - asmodeu (05/10/2015) [-]
I like Dota more (been a casual player since Dota 1) but this argument is just stupid.
User avatar #252 - rarityrarityrarity (05/10/2015) [-]
>doto
>master rice
pick 1 xDDD
User avatar #170 - ryuggu (05/10/2015) [-]
how is having a nice desktop related to one icon?
#215 - if i had the freedom to choose which one of these for my partn… 05/10/2015 on test +1
#3 - HAH! mortals... 05/09/2015 on Mine is bigger +1
#36 - >voting ukip instead of mudkip 05/09/2015 on Tales from the FJ Skype Pt.36 0
#8 - s- stick your dick in it?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Now you see me, now you don't -6
#16 - neoexdeath (05/09/2015) [-]
Stop that.
#10 - spongebroswagpants (05/09/2015) [-]
#63 - im sorry to break it to you, but it might be because of your…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on The FJ OC Chat 0
User avatar #65 - icameheretotroll (05/08/2015) [-]
Yes, I was diagnosed by a doctor several weeks ago of CancerousUsernameItis
#83 - there is a surprising amount of proper voice chat going on in …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on Voice chat in vidya +2
#90 - hcp (05/08/2015) [-]
Dota is love. Dota is life. Cyka. APKAHE. PEПOPT NEKPO! XAXAXAXAXA
#82 - "mom, dad, ive been thinking about telling this to you fo…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Coming Out Story +35
#292 - parashizo (05/08/2015) [-]
they already saw u play league
#133 - newdevyx (05/08/2015) [-]
Well, the time flies when you're a faggot.
User avatar #130 - thesunpraiser (05/08/2015) [-]
Were you hoping to have some big family drama moment? Jesus, he accepts it, why do you care? He had relatively the same reaction I would have. What the hell difference does it make? I would probably just be like "alright son." And go back to reading my paper.
User avatar #106 - thedutchs (05/08/2015) [-]
They probably knew.
#104 - nationalanthem (05/08/2015) [-]
awwh.. :C didn't your teenage rebellion go as planned? :C
User avatar #98 - liesbetold (05/08/2015) [-]
*we saw your dildo collection hypex, we know."
#145 - but /b/ didnt break character their character is to b… 05/08/2015 on /b/ breaks character +1
#252 - have a cute 05/08/2015 on Post amazing GIFs 0
#21 - *cough*  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on Dota comp of dota things 2 0
User avatar #22 - Gellfling (05/08/2015) [-]
hot damn, start the NSFW comp uploads, ill meet ya there!
#180 - >baby game >literally the hardest moba to get into …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on Dota comp of dota things +2
#190 - noonelikesdan (05/08/2015) [-]
It's the worst one to get into, HoN is better. I found Dota easier than LoL, it sucks.
#179 - woah there son, you need to chill out 05/08/2015 on Dota comp of dota things 0
#19 - im so using these for a comp in the future<3 05/08/2015 on Dota comp of dota things 2 +1
#116 - reason you feel its "clunky" is because of things li…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on Dota comp of dota things 0
#141 - mrvindix (05/08/2015) [-]
Guess I'll just have to soldier through it and its all the same champs , heroes, angels, gods, warriors, cheesegraters... etc
#112 - shhhhhh no league only dota now 05/08/2015 on Dota comp of dota things +2
#94 - but league and HotS are both **** ... and all c…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Dota comp of dota things -4
#158 - noonelikesdan (05/08/2015) [-]
Is supposed dota is glorious? please, enough with your baby game
#180 - hypex (05/08/2015) [-]
>baby game
>literally the hardest moba to get into

nigger what
#190 - noonelikesdan (05/08/2015) [-]
It's the worst one to get into, HoN is better. I found Dota easier than LoL, it sucks.
#96 - conorpadraic (05/07/2015) [-]
Surely Blizzard, with huge competitive scenes in Starcraft knows that all-chat is a necessity and can be toggled on for them.

More likely than laughing together over some mutual funny occurrence, it would more likely be one team or another saying "get rekt", "gg ez", or "omg noob team pls report ashe".

I see where you're coming from but like I said it's a really nice chance of pace.
#88 - >no paywall >every hero costs hilarious amounts of g…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Dota comp of dota things +5
#178 - drakevil (05/08/2015) [-]
Finding hard to get in game money to buy heroes:
Casual.

Complaining that they only have 36 heroes IN A CLOSE BETA GAME!
Fucking Casual.

Thinking that a chacter suck because he have no lore instead of actual gameplay.
Goddamn fucking Casual.

Finding ok to have to heard some 15 old screaming because he died and blames you for that.
Jesus christ, Goddamn fucking Casual.

Saying "Tryhard".
Oh yeah, because THAT will show how articulate you are.
#179 - hypex (05/08/2015) [-]
woah there son, you need to chill out
#91 - conorpadraic (05/07/2015) [-]
>grind time to buy
Like Leagues IP/RP system that takes just as long, if not longer, and Heroes features quests to gain large amounts of gold much faster.

>36 heroes in BETA NIGGA
League only started with 40.

>Decades of lore
Like basically all of the Heroes from WoW and Starcraft, even murlocs like Murky. Not made up on the spot in 09 and then reworked just recently because they knew it was shit and they trapped themselves.

>No all chat
All chat in team games only promote toxic behavior and more time typing than playing, no reason you need to talk to the other team during game.

>tryhard
Why so ignorant?
#113 - mrvindix (05/08/2015) [-]
After you reach max level you don't make much gold in Heroes. After that the grind does get rather tedious. For the most part all of those 7 different maps play the same. Although I will agree its a change of pace I feel like blizzard baby's the player too much(You get credit for kills being like a mile away. I enjoy it for what it is a moba on rails but I don't see how you can say its better than other MOBAS.
User avatar #94 - hypex (05/07/2015) [-]
but league and HotS are both shit...

and all chat is required in pro games about stuff like pausing the game, remaking etc
plus hey, its nice to be able to laugh about something with your opponent, like both of you dying to towers or something
#158 - noonelikesdan (05/08/2015) [-]
Is supposed dota is glorious? please, enough with your baby game
#180 - hypex (05/08/2015) [-]
>baby game
>literally the hardest moba to get into

nigger what
#190 - noonelikesdan (05/08/2015) [-]
It's the worst one to get into, HoN is better. I found Dota easier than LoL, it sucks.
#96 - conorpadraic (05/07/2015) [-]
Surely Blizzard, with huge competitive scenes in Starcraft knows that all-chat is a necessity and can be toggled on for them.

More likely than laughing together over some mutual funny occurrence, it would more likely be one team or another saying "get rekt", "gg ez", or "omg noob team pls report ashe".

I see where you're coming from but like I said it's a really nice chance of pace.
#72 - second one was allready up 05/07/2015 on Dota comp of dota things 0
#1 - Honorable mentions Havockwzy grendesh hellpwnage keltain…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Dota comp of dota things 2 +1
User avatar #20 - Gellfling (05/08/2015) [-]
we need artwork like this on dota 2 thats nsfw
#21 - hypex (05/08/2015) [-]
*cough*
User avatar #22 - Gellfling (05/08/2015) [-]
hot damn, start the NSFW comp uploads, ill meet ya there!
#3 - bjornkrage (05/07/2015) [-]
that's because there's only casual lolbabbies here
#46 - jesus christ dont watch purge man, hes so **** 4k m…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Dota comp of dota things 0
User avatar #74 - romeder (05/07/2015) [-]
I mean he is great for beginners and he is 5k.
User avatar #60 - metalbird (05/07/2015) [-]
i agree he's not so great, but i watch blitz too(way better), his name wasn't on my mind at the moment i commented
#5 - "i played my first round of this one game and got rekt, i… 05/07/2015 on Dota comp of dota things +24
#1 - Honorable mentions: Havockwzy grendesh hellpwnage kelta…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Dota comp of dota things 0
#207 - iamspika (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't get why I am a honorable mention. But i'll take it!
User avatar #133 - pim (05/08/2015) [-]
mention me on the next post
User avatar #62 - puffbrownies (05/07/2015) [-]
Mention me
User avatar #72 - hypex (05/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #35 - metalbird (05/07/2015) [-]
mention me on next dota post ty.

Comments(182):

[ 182 comments ]
Latest users (1): hypex.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#78 - hypex ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#180 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Dude, you know cisbattledroid? that ******** deleted your source comment on his content were he use the droids as censores. Can you help out a faggot in need?
User avatar #183 to #180 - hypex ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
i just copied someone elses source on there seconds before it got deleted, sorry mate


and **** themed accounts
#178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah question*"**
**hellpwnage rolls _. All the cool kids are doing it.**
#179 to #178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah answer*"**
**hellpwnage rolls A great big floppy donkey dick.**
#171 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!   
   
Lets do this!
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!

Lets do this!
#172 to #171 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
IM READY
#174 to #173 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
where did you come from again?
where did you come from again?
#175 to #174 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
#176 to #175 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
sure why not
#181 to #176 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
oh besides. i want source on that one too pls
User avatar #182 to #181 - hypex ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
after that image, youre not getting anything
#184 to #182 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Please!
Please!
#177 to #176 - lilRican (04/01/2015) [-]
heres our fusion dance
heres our fusion dance
#168 - miia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
You up?
#169 to #168 - hypex ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
yes
yes


#170 to #169 - miia ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
#160 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
Hiiiiii~
#161 to #160 - hypex ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#162 to #161 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
DON'T TEST ME SON!
#163 to #162 - hypex ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #158 - Sperit (03/08/2015) [-]
You are cool
User avatar #159 to #158 - hypex ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
i am? i had no idea
#133 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Only 1 			****		. Fukin srub.
Only 1 **** . Fukin srub.
User avatar #152 to #133 - hypex ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
its 4 now ******
User avatar #153 to #152 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
******* perv posting ****
#154 to #153 - hypex ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
awwwwwww yisss
awwwwwww yisss
#132 - havockwzy (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you'rr taking it up the bum
#129 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
I said I'd be here, ****** .
User avatar #134 to #129 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Where?
User avatar #135 to #134 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Here.
User avatar #136 to #135 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Makes sense.
#137 to #136 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Indeed.
Indeed.
#139 to #138 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Random maybe awful joke?
#141 to #140 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
I feel a weird vibe here, man...
#142 to #141 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
No such things happening over here...
#143 to #142 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
What if I wanna suck boobs?
What if I wanna suck boobs?
#145 to #144 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
#147 to #146 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Sorry. A little typo there in my interests. They should not be flat.
#148 to #147 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
So sporty tomboy size. I can get behind that. In more ways than 1. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#149 to #148 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like  as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes.  Front is great too.   GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes. Front is great too. GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
#150 to #149 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh well. Time to sleep. It's your fault if I get tomboy dreams now. ty
also
Red alert 3 was funf
User avatar #151 to #150 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Tomboy dreams are best dreams. u welcum
Ayyyy! Still play RA2 sometimes online. Taking a break from it nowadays tho.

Good night. Swet dreams.
#130 to #129 - hypex ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
you real human bean you
you real human bean you
#131 to #130 - rejakted (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
#128 - havockwzy (01/03/2015) [-]
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
User avatar #155 to #128 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
hi
#156 to #155 - havockwzy (02/28/2015) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
User avatar #157 to #156 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Deep plot animemes
#111 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#112 to #111 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
A REAL BEAN?
#114 to #113 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2* sweet
User avatar #120 to #115 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Yeah the new rolling system takes some getting used to.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
User avatar #124 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh hello, where did you come from? o:
#117 to #115 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**havockwzy rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
#121 to #117 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****hypex rolls 89**
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hypex rolls 89**
#122 to #121 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**havockwzy rolls 21**

you were so close, yet so far
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#118 to #116 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
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#119 to #118 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#107 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
this is the new ******** central!
#108 to #107 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#109 to #108 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
le epic maymays
#110 to #109 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
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#102 to #101 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
#104 to #103 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Great!
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#164 to #100 - hypex ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
WHO HAS TO STEP UP THEIR GAME NOW?
User avatar #165 to #164 - maxismahname (03/20/2015) [-]
We both ****** up didn't we lol. I haven't been going on FJ much trying to get platinum on Far Cry 4, plus GTA heists, I'm still obsessed with this site
#166 to #165 - hypex ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
same boat as you, lots of dota and WoW lately
#98 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#90 to #89 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
#80 to #79 - hypex ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
hi
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