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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Youtube Channel: mrtonyantonsen
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, LoL, Css
Interests: Dota, dota 2, LoL, few selected animes
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:Norway most likely in a pile of dicks
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how the fuck did i get here oh god im not good with the computer

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#4 - well he is using a mac so im guessing its no suprise to anyone  [+] (6 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Worst nightmare +73
User avatar #64 - lasmamoe (05/05/2014) [-]
Comedy gold right there...
#58 - soloman (05/05/2014) [-]
If it was gay porn this comment might have made a tiny bit of sense.
#17 - anonymous (05/05/2014) [-]
haha, macs are not good is the joke

9/10 original and clever
User avatar #8 - enigmaticspirit (05/05/2014) [-]
Mac users are well known to masturbate to pornography.
User avatar #18 - thespecialone (05/05/2014) [-]
so does that mean that "windows user" do not fap to porn?
#43 - subadanus (05/05/2014) [-]
thats not the kind of question you are suspoed to ask
#5 - >console >gaming  [+] (12 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Xboner & Ramsay +57
#61 - newdevyx (05/04/2014) [-]
>PC gaming
>Fun

YFW
#35 - idelki (05/04/2014) [-]
PC gaming is great and all, but it does not have ALL games (my PS2 HD collection games for my PS3, for example), there are some pretty bad ports for good games, and I have ran into more issues running games with my PC than I have my consoles, which has had next to none (aside from capped framerates).

#58 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
You basically just said that console exclsuives aren't on PC (Who knew right?) and are giving out about devs making a poor attempt at porting a game over to PC, which isn't a reflection of it's true power..

When Dark Souls first came to PC the modding community managed to make performance mods to bring it up to par
#62 - twentyten (05/04/2014) [-]
Implying gaming is all about raw power and specs.
#34 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
To be honest the PC is probably more obscure for playing games as it isn't it's primary function but it is for the console. Don't worry I still appreciated the joke.
#27 - sigmatempus (05/04/2014) [-]
>something that's made for games
>gaming



yeah, who are all these console exclusive devs kidding, right?
User avatar #54 - irishsoulja (05/04/2014) [-]
"Who are all these console exclusive devs kidding"

Themselves
User avatar #39 - dawdawdwa (05/04/2014) [-]
Only game I was really sorry was console exclusive was God of War.... because when I emulated it I had to disconnect my second monitor due to driver incompatibility.

I`m pretty sure that would not be an issue nowadays.
#22 - insanepyromania (05/04/2014) [-]
#17 - cptmcbumhole (05/04/2014) [-]
>PC
>Gaming
#21 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
copying the same joke and reaction picture.

cptmcbumhole, have you no shame you slut.
User avatar #6 - cosmicswagmstr (05/04/2014) [-]
Gtfo
#33 - and as a SHOCKING revelation ill reveal the dastardly truth th… 05/03/2014 on name selection 0
#32 - okay lets test niggerstonguemesoftlyinthenight 05/03/2014 on (untitled) -2
#38 - i rekognize this, no more internet for me in a while 05/03/2014 on Where can i find this bait. +11
#26 - dota related things <3 05/01/2014 on Fucking Couriers... +1
#174 - Picture 05/01/2014 on I love these +3
#10 - Picture 05/01/2014 on dah good shit +1
#39 - accidental feels are not okay  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on (untitled) +68
#158 - kharaa (05/01/2014) [-]
#87 - dasbrot (05/01/2014) [-]
First Bob Hoskins, now this?
#68 - no no pls no pls staph it da stupid it hurts … 05/01/2014 on Girl Gamers be like "I love... +1
#27 - senpai** 04/30/2014 on How to look kawai 0
#26 - it was a lucario covering his crotch with the caption "no…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on How to look kawai 0
User avatar #27 - hypex (04/30/2014) [-]
senpai**
#11 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2014 on How to look kawai +5
User avatar #24 - warioteam (04/30/2014) [-]
what was it
User avatar #26 - hypex (04/30/2014) [-]
it was a lucario covering his crotch with the caption "no senpain dont look there" with a very VERY furry artstyle
User avatar #27 - hypex (04/30/2014) [-]
senpai**
#16 - sandnigger with sense for humour 04/29/2014 on Anon goes to war +75
#46 - Picture 04/28/2014 on Ladylike +2
#335 - i am sorry sir to inform you that you are a male of african am… 04/22/2014 on crowd's profile 0
#809 - **hypex rolls 7,898,271** might aswell try 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#25 - contrary to popular belief the games industry hasnt gotten shi…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/22/2014 on I try not to mona-bout the... +54
User avatar #71 - anticitezenone (04/22/2014) [-]
hey fuck you, pandaria was awesome
User avatar #69 - zarcos (04/22/2014) [-]
Pandaland is bad
Diablo 3.

but other than that Blizzard Still puts out good shit. In regards to EA they have some pretty decent devs working for them but EA tries to rush the game to the market.
#62 - blancka (04/22/2014) [-]
Blizzard has done this though. It's casualised WoW to make it more accessible, and charges for expansions, the initial game, has a sub fee, and has a cash-shop for cosmetics. Most devs use one of these.

Regardless of quality, WoW at least, has changed to increase income levels, and it is treated as a cash cow.
#95 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
If they will continue same pattern in warlords (item lvl, make everything easier and so on) this cash cow will soon be dead. from 12 millions to 7 million with panda and cata expansions.
www.statista.com/statistics/276601/number-of-world-of-warcraft-subscribers-by-quarter/
User avatar #59 - nustix (04/22/2014) [-]
It's funny that you name Blizzard and Activision as opposites when actually they are merging and becoming Activision Blizzard. I'm not sure if this would change anything to the way the (I guess) publishers functioning but it's noteworthy none the less.
#52 - ohhitheree (04/22/2014) [-]
I actually quite like Uplay. It's not just on computers, but consoles as well. You earn points for completeling certain achievements and you can use them for neat stuff ingame.
#40 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
>WoW
>New and exciting things (Not grinding)

choose one....
User avatar #58 - nustix (04/22/2014) [-]
If you compare vanilla to how the quests look now there's a lot of difference. People also know what they are getting into.
#48 - gisuar (04/22/2014) [-]
i tried this free 10 day mop testthing and it got me i'll probably get the preorder version for the new expansion it always keeps the old wow feeling but adding interesting new things every expansion even though it might seem ridiculous first i mean come on pandas
User avatar #44 - thebballin (04/22/2014) [-]
Your probably one of those fags that complain about wow over trade chat while your playing said wow and still pay the 15 dollar subscription fee every month just so you can continue to complain huh?
#49 - justanotherblablab (04/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, do you think endless grind in WoW is fun?
User avatar #50 - thebballin (04/22/2014) [-]
Depends on what you mean by grinding. Grinding for gear? Yeah thats hella fun, and it's pretty much what wow is about. Rep grinds? They suck, but it's not endless. If you want endless grinding go play diablo.
#89 - justanotherblablab (04/22/2014) [-]
Fuck Diablo, that got boring after the first play trough. I do agree though, grinding for gear in raids and battleground is fun. Grinding for heirlooms in heroics is pretty boring, though.
User avatar #100 - thebballin (04/22/2014) [-]
Yeah like you said Diablo is boring as hell, because it actually is an endless grind. But Wow's not.
User avatar #34 - joeyliquid (04/22/2014) [-]
Yeah steam really isn't all that bad. They allow anything to be released on their platform these days, you may say it's bad but it allows for a lot of new game to come to market. You just gotta use your comment sense and avoid the shit games.
#19 - meanwhile in dota 2 tumblr  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Gary and Ash +4
#37 - havockwzy (04/22/2014) [-]
i need magicism because im constantly opressed my magic haters everyday
#119 - Anti mage is best mage  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on Good guy anon -1
#143 - yisumad (04/17/2014) [-]
Nigga do you even carry?
#114 - time to aimlessly post all the DotA reaction images i have in …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Good guy anon +4
#118 - certifiedidiot (04/17/2014) [-]
+1 attention
#119 - hypex (04/17/2014) [-]
Anti mage is best mage
#143 - yisumad (04/17/2014) [-]
Nigga do you even carry?
#71 - i thought she might have liked me... but sh… 04/17/2014 on The feels +2
#107 - DotA is best moba  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Good guy anon +8
#177 - Sasher (04/17/2014) [-]
#126 - jizzonmypants (04/17/2014) [-]
#113 - certifiedidiot (04/17/2014) [-]
Agreed
#114 - hypex (04/17/2014) [-]
time to aimlessly post all the DotA reaction images i have in a desperate attempt to gain attention


i mean hi
#118 - certifiedidiot (04/17/2014) [-]
+1 attention
#119 - hypex (04/17/2014) [-]
Anti mage is best mage
#143 - yisumad (04/17/2014) [-]
Nigga do you even carry?
#66 - this website needs more dota  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Every Free-To-Play MMO ever +15
#109 - wmpedo (04/16/2014) [-]
I agree, if there is anything less known than funnyjunk, its Dota content in funnyjunk
User avatar #127 - imnotkickthecat (04/16/2014) [-]
Such an obscure and unknown game.
#33 - that shit was so fucking sad dear god 04/15/2014 on Its too late at night for... 0
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User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a fucking retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
FUCK SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have fucked me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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