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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:11/20/2014
Location:NOREG
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


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#3 - >work blocks facebook >type https instead of http …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/16/2014 on "Brilliant idea" +354
#59 - standingbehindyou (11/16/2014) [-]
Are you a hacker?!
#23 - raidaltamimi (11/16/2014) [-]
>University blocks FJ
>type https instead of http
>it works

User avatar #36 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/16/2014) [-]
>attending a university that blocks sites
User avatar #46 - raidaltamimi (11/16/2014) [-]
>Attending the best university in the country
#51 - Womens Study Major (11/16/2014) [-]
It is probably a shitty community college. Proof or you are a lying, underachieving faggot.
#67 - raidaltamimi (11/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #68 - nigeltheoutlaw (20 hours ago) [-]
Best uni in Camelstan isn't saying much.
User avatar #69 - raidaltamimi (1 hour ago) [-]
Graduates do
#8 - fragman (11/16/2014) [-]
It's called a transparent proxy configuration, which by design only works on HTTP.
Not saying it's smart, but it's built that way often.
#6 - expiration date closing in, light died several years ago 11/16/2014 on Adult life +8
#1 - this makes PERFECT sense! by doing all the breathing exerc… 11/16/2014 on Perspective -3
#19 - tell them to watch Boku no pico 11/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#28 - >up-skirt photos are worse than the death of millions upon …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Anti-GG in a shellnut +130
#377 - Womens Study Major (11/16/2014) [-]
Lets not forget women were also raped in those camps.

Offical Feminist Hierarchy of Criminal Offense
Upskirts > Rape > Genocide of men women and children
#182 - RipperMan (11/16/2014) [-]
but I thoroughly enjoy up-skirt pics
#26 - i allways chuck that **** at the roaming assholes…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Item Hoarder +23
#28 - amuzen (11/16/2014) [-]
in pokemon Y I got lucky and caught every legendary in the game by just tossing a quick ball at it right out the gate.
User avatar #88 - meganinja (11/16/2014) [-]
In pokemon Y the catch rates are super easy. First time I fought Xerneas I'm like 'heh, I'll throw a pokeball at it for shits and giggles turn 1 to see if it somehow works.' and I caught it with that pokeball. I've heard the catch rate for it is on par with an eevee.
#46 - dameush (11/16/2014) [-]
yeah i used my masterball on a shiny abra (no regrets.. it's been a competitive ass kicker despite having some flawed stats) but I actually managed to catch the other legendaries by just tossing balls at them repeatedly.. (I didn't even weaken mewtwo.. tool me 15 minutes of just tossing balls but it worked)
#27 - phonicghost (11/16/2014) [-]
Literally was about to type the same thing Glad my feelings are shared.
#27 - You have summoned the god of *********** ! …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on South Park +5
#30 - goodedeath (11/16/2014) [-]
Simple we shitpost the shitposter.
#32 - notashtpost (11/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like a great idea
#87 - 10/10 holy **** 11/15/2014 on Timber~ +2
#8 - would give them to CERN those guys are the **** 11/15/2014 on Best catch ever 0
#6 - when the insane level of hypocrisy strikes the femicunts d… 11/15/2014 on Still not asking for it +3
#6 - no but srsly finding a mermaid/man would **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Best catch ever +2
User avatar #10 - lordofthesea (11/15/2014) [-]
fuck the scientific community, the sushi would be AMAZING
#7 - ineedtotakeapiss (11/15/2014) [-]
I wouldn't tell them honestly, I have no faith in humanity to do the right thing and perform ethical experiments on an unknown sentient being. Someone out there would tear her limb from limb for 'science'. That, or my opinion is just warped from watching too much animu.
#8 - hypex (11/15/2014) [-]
would give them to CERN
those guys are the shit
#13 - Scientist cracked this one lads, chicken came first at one…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on God -1
#23 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2014) [-]
It actually comes down to terminology. Is a chicken egg and egg which is laid by a chicken, or which contains a chicken?

If it's one laid by a chicken then the chicken came first. If it is an egg containing a chicken then the egg came first. It's a good example of why being precise with what terminology means is good practice.
#7 - thank mr shadman 11/15/2014 on Camping sniper fag +1
#27 - i thought it was a pretty sweet ad, really shows what Christma… 11/15/2014 on Stay classy +1
#14 - region lock pl0x 11/15/2014 on Death Threat Regret +2
#78 - but thats when the fun starts! 11/15/2014 on Pocky Kiss +25
#2 - but but why? 11/15/2014 on Major Jack Sparrow +18
#5 - now in new smells such as "Uncle larry never touched … 11/15/2014 on happy birthday +11
#16 - Mobas mentioned? swell with awful community and "mid or f… 11/15/2014 on *nosebleed* 0
#35 - bitches be like "haha i made it out with 100 hp!"  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2014 on a cold season in coming. +17
User avatar #51 - phunkyzilla (11/15/2014) [-]
Worst fucking hero ever
#80 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2014) [-]
No. Frostbite goes trough magic immunity, effectively reducing the max health of everyone it hits by 12% during the debuff when the ultimate is level 3. It's so fucking good.
User avatar #77 - shenro (11/15/2014) [-]
if u suck sht with him then yeah, but if you're good then you can take on carries.
#53 - i bet if some company that makes anime made a episode of her g… 11/15/2014 on That ain't right I tell you... +2
#10 - cat ears uawdhihafihpwawd ahikwduhaiufpawhpiuawdhaåwd…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on How NOT to sleep 0
#12 - thesoulseeker (11/15/2014) [-]
Get your eyes fixed, those aren't cat ears. They look like mouse ears in fact.
#13 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2014) [-]
Nazrin is mouse girl.
So yes.
#58 - "vaporized pantsu" 11/15/2014 on Kawaii Ghetto +1
#22 - oh hey look thats the one i made!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on topkek 0
#35 - skyrimdovah (11/15/2014) [-]
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#78 - hypex ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#80 to #79 - hypex ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
User avatar #73 to #72 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
What's the next top tier Nvidia card I'll be waiting for?

I want to upgrade my processor to one of the higher end i7's as well but I know my motherboard isn't compatible with those.
User avatar #74 to #73 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
well then i suggest getting a new motherboard before anything, and the next Nvidia stuff to come is the 1k series im guessing?
User avatar #75 to #74 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright then, any recommendations on a motherboard that's not too pricey but also goes with the better i7's?
1k series? But weren't the 900's just released or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
**** gets released by the hour, but in all seriousness, wait for ones that are optimized for 4k graphics. buying a high end one now isnt that worth it
and i dont know all that much about motherboards, try asking on some subreddit that deals with PC building
User avatar #77 to #76 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Fair enough, yeah.

Alright, thanks for the help bro.
#62 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#64 to #63 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU or US?
#65 to #64 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#66 to #65 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU!
#67 to #66 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - Womens Study Major (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
#48 to #47 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 to #51 - hypex ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
#35 to #34 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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