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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:11/28/2014
Location:NOREG
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Content Ranking:#836
Comment Ranking:#98
Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#100
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Content Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:481159
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Total Comments Made:3532
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Favorite Tags: niggers (5) | nigger (3) | tumblr (2)
I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#9 - this is gonna be the new "have i ever told you the defini…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Freedom of speech,... +5
User avatar #13 - sirfapaton (11/24/2014) [-]
I hadn't even heard it before...
User avatar #50 - jaggedherp (11/25/2014) [-]
It essentially comes from the same place new Far Cry intro and from the same character crazy evil douchebag and is probably going to be used the same. It's fine when the character says it, cringe worthy when anyone else says it.
#3 - "hey guys we need to move the computers and desks to the … 11/24/2014 on Nothing comes out of there... 0
#3 - "MORE pictures of spaghetti" 11/24/2014 on Google Knows 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 11/24/2014 on I love these things! +60
#70 - anonasuser (11/25/2014) [-]
that ending is killin me
#58 - Womens Study Major (11/24/2014) [-]
PETA
User avatar #35 - peinguino (11/24/2014) [-]
wat anime is this?
#44 - rainyeyes (11/24/2014) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled image**

boku no neko
User avatar #39 - Virt (11/24/2014) [-]
#18 - erotictentacle (11/24/2014) [-]
fucking cats....
#2 - >several billions have 46 chromosomes >1 person has …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on A smart kid +64
User avatar #3 - thingexplain (11/24/2014) [-]
except it's possible to be missing a chromosome too
#32 - >pick telekinesis >go to gym >paybacktimeassh…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Choices +51
User avatar #35 - gamesdisk (11/24/2014) [-]
>Complains about the power being OP.
> doesn't just lift the whole gym.
User avatar #36 - hypex (11/24/2014) [-]
but that wouldnt have had the same effect D:
#511 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
It's about sending a (personal) message.
#8 - dont get me ******* started on the irrational and… 11/24/2014 on GentleBot Hell 0
#7 - fedoras and SFM used correctly AT THE SAME TIME? 11/24/2014 on GentleBot Hell 0
#3 - >not having a suction cup what are you, some kind of faggot?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Wine 3 +8
#9 - moomootv (11/24/2014) [-]
Ive seen dragon dildos and fleshlights before but dragon lube I think we are going too far with this.
#4 - Womens Study Major (11/24/2014) [-]
#13 - the writer seems rather biased, if culture had developed itsel… 11/24/2014 on Hardcore 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on [M'lady intensifies] +5
#10 - tmgrskat (11/24/2014) [-]
You glorious motherfucker.
#9 - world average life expecancy is about 40-50 years old, remove … 11/24/2014 on Facts And Girls +7
#15 - "floating eye dildo" i kek'd 11/24/2014 on Free Shinies 0
#55 - nr 26 how is that a bad experience? sounds ***… 11/23/2014 on Sexual Encounters 0
#2 - that took a quick turn 11/23/2014 on Mr. Peanut 0
#28 - stop posting these for the love of god my stomach cant handle …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Cringe comp P.2 +28
User avatar #107 - Vo Spader (11/23/2014) [-]
what is this from, seems like a funny show
#44 - wait, you wouldnt? 11/23/2014 on Monster girl survival quest! +4
#12 - dont go near germany with that one  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Phanact is that type of nigga +31
#14 - narluga (11/23/2014) [-]
#9 - Picture 11/23/2014 on That is NOT my fetish 0
#72 - 10/10 11/23/2014 on looking for web dev... +1
#17 - "i want my kids to see ME naked" reverse pe…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Newsfeed 0
User avatar #23 - vivibm (11/23/2014) [-]
its regular pedo, stupid
(no offense)
User avatar #44 - jubbehhh (11/23/2014) [-]
Because society believes that women can't be pedophiles.
Or rape people.
Or be sexist.
Or commit crimes.
User avatar #20 - scootabot (11/23/2014) [-]
Reverse Pedo? What you mean by that.
#94 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
"I want to see my kids naked"
VS
"I want my kids to see me naked"

still considered regular pedo but I think that's what hypex is talking about.
User avatar #95 - scootabot (11/23/2014) [-]
Right, I thought it was something along the lines of "women can't be pedos. Lol reverse pedo"
#30 - >the beardy bits 11/23/2014 on why i hate HD porn +18
#132 - he is 11/23/2014 on Like Like 0
#21 - im more worried if my online food get the rot virus though 11/23/2014 on USB Device Not Recognized 0
#18 - would be awesome being able to remove your **** a…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on USB Device Not Recognized 0
User avatar #22 - heartlessrobot (11/23/2014) [-]
Shove a portal up your asshole, put the other portal in your toilet.
User avatar #20 - fukkentyranitar (11/23/2014) [-]
Just download food via wifi. Be wary of Salmonela.exe though.
#21 - hypex (11/23/2014) [-]
im more worried if my online food get the rot virus though

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#78 - hypex ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
User avatar #81 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
#80 to #79 - hypex ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
User avatar #73 to #72 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
What's the next top tier Nvidia card I'll be waiting for?

I want to upgrade my processor to one of the higher end i7's as well but I know my motherboard isn't compatible with those.
User avatar #74 to #73 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
well then i suggest getting a new motherboard before anything, and the next Nvidia stuff to come is the 1k series im guessing?
User avatar #75 to #74 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright then, any recommendations on a motherboard that's not too pricey but also goes with the better i7's?
1k series? But weren't the 900's just released or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
**** gets released by the hour, but in all seriousness, wait for ones that are optimized for 4k graphics. buying a high end one now isnt that worth it
and i dont know all that much about motherboards, try asking on some subreddit that deals with PC building
User avatar #77 to #76 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Fair enough, yeah.

Alright, thanks for the help bro.
#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - Womens Study Major (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
#48 to #47 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 to #51 - hypex ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
#35 to #34 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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