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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Youtube Channel: mrtonyantonsen
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Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, LoL, Css
Interests: Dota, dota 2, LoL, few selected animes
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:Norway most likely in a pile of dicks
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#24 - go adc, not because i like faffing about in a lane for 40 minu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on Having thresh as support. +4
User avatar #38 - burdenedsoul (05/17/2014) [-]
i love having friends support me

>we were jinx/annie, they were lucian/nami
>we got to lane and we start farming
>my buddy, chris, tells me that when he gets 6 we'll all in them
>he tells me he's about 3 cs from 6
>get hilarious idea
>all chat: "hey nami, guess what"
>nami:"?"
>me:"BEARS EAT FISH BITCH!"
>the moment i hit enter, chris stun/ults nami and i follow up, almost insta-bursting her
>follow through and kill lucian

we went on to do more shenanigans like this throughout the entire game
#83 - not to mention the intense lag during pvp, i mean, someone sla… 05/15/2014 on Dark Souls 0
#3 - good lord i love this covenant >get all the traps in do… 05/15/2014 on Rat king's fun house +1
#4 - ultimate ironic/sarcastic/silly skins that needs to happen …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/15/2014 on made me lol +25
User avatar #78 - epicporter (05/19/2014) [-]
Cat Lady Yorick. His abilities are just cats not actually ghosts.
User avatar #51 - liftplus (05/16/2014) [-]
criminal quinn
User avatar #36 - fightforfate (05/16/2014) [-]
janitor garen
User avatar #25 - nikolaier (05/15/2014) [-]
baker pantheon
really? forgot about that one?
User avatar #8 - burdenedsoul (05/15/2014) [-]
this may not be ironic, but it needs to happen

sonic rammus, gotta go fast
#7 - iliekbats (05/15/2014) [-]
>Full Human Viktor
>Officer Jinx
>Kitty Cat Nasus
>Slugshell rammus
>Anger management Tryndamere/Olaf
>Native American Graves
>Styrofoam Malphite
>Bath Time Twitch
>Sunny Day Janna
>Motion Sickness Katarina
>American Fiora
>Forest Fire Maokai
>
User avatar #28 - mhden (05/16/2014) [-]
>Banana Soraka
>Ahri Nun
>Eemo
>BasketBall Darius
>Harley Quinn Jinx
>Maraca Mordekaiser
>Sun Ryze
>Blind Vel'Koz
>Pic-nic Crusher Volibear
>Swag Swain
>Fedora Urgot
>Pleb Jarvan
>Popular Amumu
>Vegan Kha'zix
>GoldFish Nami
>High School Graduate Lucian
>Angry Smurf Poppy
#40 - negrocop (05/16/2014) [-]
BasketBall Darius is actually a possible thing. I don't remember how long ago but I'm 90% sure Riot had in depth concept art for a "Dunkmaster Darius" skin.
#21 - setimanosomo (05/15/2014) [-]
Charred Maokai already exists. Other than that I like these.
#6 - deathklokiller (05/15/2014) [-]
matchmaker thresh
#8 - my first time PVP experience in ds2 >join covenant of b…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Dark Souls +14
#86 - animedudej (05/15/2014) [-]
unless you both have a sub-50ms on both sides put together i wouldnt touch dark souls pvp with a washingpole
User avatar #14 - fozzoul (05/15/2014) [-]
yup, the PvP in Dark Souls 2 is shit.

I started playing a mage with int/dex build. Got a dagger+10, ring of blades, thorn ring, third dragon ring and chloranthy ring +2. I carry a buckler and a staff with me. Use buckler nd dagger for melee peeps, parrying and riposte for about 2k damage with buff on weapon. Whip out staff to counter spell spammers.

It works suprisingly well.

Too lazy to write properly.
#17 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
Its just shit because the game is brand new, when dark souls 1 started you could backstab someone with a bow for a one hit K.O
#28 - crackedpepper (05/15/2014) [-]
currently even if you exclude the insta kill spells and the balancing issues. i still find the pvp in souls 2 to be shit due to the useless nature of poise. its so removed from the system in souls 1 that i actually really liked.
User avatar #83 - hypex (05/15/2014) [-]
not to mention the intense lag during pvp, i mean, someone slapping you from 5 meters away with a dagger then teleporting behind you for a backstab isnt "skill" or "the game is just too hard for you" its blatant lag
#103 - best thing about winter is that my family stops bitching for m…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on What I love of winter +1
User avatar #130 - applecopy (05/14/2014) [-]
LoL master race
#21 - Picture 05/13/2014 on Jizz on Hands 0
#102 - >"people who just happen to be fat." >… 05/13/2014 on Your average day +4
#37 - Soul eater Boku no pico Hamatora all i can co… 05/12/2014 on Anime Suggestions 0
#10 - i want the monkey face one 05/12/2014 on So this exists.. +3
#9 - our fizz... 05/12/2014 on Every game +8
#8 - their fizz...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Every game +6
#9 - hypex (05/12/2014) [-]
our fizz...
#18 - sounds painful 05/12/2014 on classic manga gold 0
#15 - who would ever do something like that right? haha.. 05/12/2014 on YouTube comments 0
#9 - estoc and richards rapier > anything  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Scrub Souls 2 +4
User avatar #19 - madzombiie (05/10/2014) [-]
>not using Caestus
#20 - anonymous (05/10/2014) [-]
weapons are for casuls use fists like real man
User avatar #59 - eattherich (05/11/2014) [-]
Two nights ago I was farming titanite chunks in Belfry Sol and getting my PVP on. I saw four different people using fists only and three of them did really well. The three that did well were invading with me and going against great sword wielders. The other one I invaded and he got fucked up by my +5 heide knight sword. I think the high fist speed actually makes using fists viable. Especially against slower opponents.
#11 - jesus fucking christ i lost it at crusty lumps of last nights … 05/10/2014 on Anon's plan if 4chan dies 0
#2 - Picture 05/09/2014 on Why must I hurt myself this... +1
#3 - >upvoted 05/09/2014 on Man Boobs +3
#2 - Picture 05/09/2014 on Dick move 0
#83 - thats a nice chain you got there would be a terrible … 05/09/2014 on why did i make this? -11
#52 - or alot more appealing 05/06/2014 on Real life samurais… +3
#68 - you disgust me  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on he just wants a bite 0
User avatar #70 - walcorn (05/05/2014) [-]
lol ok
#10 - "even if your lane partner is a complete fucking retard&q…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Well... +1
#11 - captainprincess (05/05/2014) [-]
Just push it as far as you can. If every time it goes south you push the carry just a little bit further than the last time, just hold out hope for a little bit longer before barreling ahead to glory, just drag them that little bit further in your wake...

Well, there's something to be said for trying as long as you possibly can to keep them under your wing. Afterall, even if you have no choice but to take upon the mantle of doombringer and put them all up on your back, it's important to remember your job.

Your role never changes. Only how strictly you adhere to it, and for what goal you abandon it.

I think I'm going to take some time and think up a poetic and inspiring chant for real Supports. A rhythmic mantra to keep your cool when things are going to hell.

I'll get back to you if I can draft up a good one.
#38 - satansferret (05/05/2014) [-]
When all hope is lost, support your team; not the retarded adc carry "main" who blows.
#40 - captainprincess (05/06/2014) [-]
If all hope is lost you've already failed
#54 - satansferret (05/06/2014) [-]
All hope is lost for the adc* There is a point where if the enemy can tower dive at 9-10 minutes due to the massive difference in gear/levels then the lane is lost. Go support the other member/ ward other places and assist your team. Let the adc get solo xp as long as possible and they may just be able to contribute more down the road.
#55 - captainprincess (05/06/2014) [-]
If all hope for them is lost you have been just as miserable a failure as they have.
#56 - satansferret (05/06/2014) [-]
oaki princess
#57 - captainprincess (05/06/2014) [-]
Missed a perfect opportunity to use "WELL EXCUUUUSE ME PRINCESS" but who am I to judge

Oh wait
IM A PRINCESS
#8 - This is why in ranked play i allways go tresh/leona, they are …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Well... 0
#27 - janosaudron (05/05/2014) [-]
fuckin ad thresh, 1k damage on flay before critical
#41 - captainprincess (05/06/2014) [-]
TRAVEL MY BONES
#9 - captainprincess (05/05/2014) [-]
Try not to be too eager to drop them and rise up yourself though. The longer you can stay focused on your job and not your backup plan the greater the chances you will still churn out a fearsome monster that will bring a tear of pride to your eye as you watch them demolish all that the foolish opponents hold dear.

Far too many times I've seen a fellow drill-instructor just drop the mantle and leave their charge in the dust for greater glory. It wins games but it's a tainted, selfish goal.

Only resort to it, says I, if you are unable to get your grasshopper truly rolling.
User avatar #10 - hypex (05/05/2014) [-]
"even if your lane partner is a complete fucking retard" - me

what i meant was that if the adc shows a severe lack of intelligence/skill and there is no hope of this guy being succesfull then i will do it. not whenever the lane is going bad then i blame the jungler for not ganking even though they have wards and we are alle pushed up into their turret
#11 - captainprincess (05/05/2014) [-]
Just push it as far as you can. If every time it goes south you push the carry just a little bit further than the last time, just hold out hope for a little bit longer before barreling ahead to glory, just drag them that little bit further in your wake...

Well, there's something to be said for trying as long as you possibly can to keep them under your wing. Afterall, even if you have no choice but to take upon the mantle of doombringer and put them all up on your back, it's important to remember your job.

Your role never changes. Only how strictly you adhere to it, and for what goal you abandon it.

I think I'm going to take some time and think up a poetic and inspiring chant for real Supports. A rhythmic mantra to keep your cool when things are going to hell.

I'll get back to you if I can draft up a good one.
#38 - satansferret (05/05/2014) [-]
When all hope is lost, support your team; not the retarded adc carry "main" who blows.
#40 - captainprincess (05/06/2014) [-]
If all hope is lost you've already failed
#54 - satansferret (05/06/2014) [-]
All hope is lost for the adc* There is a point where if the enemy can tower dive at 9-10 minutes due to the massive difference in gear/levels then the lane is lost. Go support the other member/ ward other places and assist your team. Let the adc get solo xp as long as possible and they may just be able to contribute more down the road.
#55 - captainprincess (05/06/2014) [-]
If all hope for them is lost you have been just as miserable a failure as they have.
#56 - satansferret (05/06/2014) [-]
oaki princess
#57 - captainprincess (05/06/2014) [-]
Missed a perfect opportunity to use "WELL EXCUUUUSE ME PRINCESS" but who am I to judge

Oh wait
IM A PRINCESS
#6 - forgot to login, reply to this instead so i get a notification 05/05/2014 on If you like ponies on FJ 0
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User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a fucking retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
FUCK SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have fucked me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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