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Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:7/30/2014
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#91 - im here all night baby  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Needler +1
#95 - azimuth (05/22/2014) [-]
picture related
#5 - holy fucking shit i need this i could do so many things …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on To be devoid of sexual desire. +1
#24 - ssjlink (05/22/2014) [-]
We just need to find a better way of getting all of the horny men and women into one location.
#86 - thanks, i try harder than i should 05/21/2014 on Needler +1
#18 - <- the second someone parries you  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Dark souls PVP +1
User avatar #22 - bluenapalm (05/22/2014) [-]
Don't even need to parry, the game is plagued with idiots who block the gaurdbreaker move.
User avatar #19 - turretbuddy (05/22/2014) [-]
Parrying it too easy, even in #2
#20 - hypex (05/22/2014) [-]
but the moment of realization is the worst... the realization that you will die horribly and the guy is gonna do the "mock" gesture afterwards and there is nothing you can do about it
#23 - turretbuddy (05/22/2014) [-]
Right after doing a roll+parry exploit for extra faggotry
#83 - the needler in reach once you saw someone in PVP with that…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Needler +7
User avatar #96 - Vegeto (05/22/2014) [-]
I feel like Halo 4 had it worse, since you didn't have a health bar that may or may not save you.

By the time you even get to the supercombine, you most likely lost your shield anyway, and won't survive one or two pistol shots.

At least in Reach, if you get close enough to the point where he has to melee you with the Needler, you might just lose your shield instead of instantly dying
User avatar #88 - goreglash (05/22/2014) [-]
I never played Reach but now I feel I can imagine so vividly that I had thank you sir.
#91 - hypex (05/22/2014) [-]
im here all night baby
#95 - azimuth (05/22/2014) [-]
picture related
User avatar #84 - betterrecognize (05/21/2014) [-]
you have a way with words my friend
#86 - hypex (05/21/2014) [-]
thanks, i try harder than i should
#11 - a tiny fragile fish thats only move is to flop around like som…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Oh Jeez 0
#22 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
Comparing a serpentine creature to a dildo. Man, that's clever.
User avatar #12 - feelythefeel (05/21/2014) [-]
According to the Chinese legend of the dragon's gate, any koi fish that shows perseverance by swimming up to the top of the waterfall to the dragon's gate is transformed into a dragon.

I need not explain how this applies to Magikarp and Gyarados.
#8 - pokemon evolutions are the weirdest shit lets have a look …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Oh Jeez 0
User avatar #14 - galkawhm (05/21/2014) [-]
Larvatar as in Larval.
Pupitar as in Pupa.
Tyrannitar is the adult.
User avatar #16 - feelythefeel (05/21/2014) [-]
Pretty sure Tyranitar is based on the word for tyrant.
User avatar #9 - feelythefeel (05/21/2014) [-]
Magikarp is excusable, since it's based on the legend of the dragon's gate of Chinese mythology.
#11 - hypex (05/21/2014) [-]
a tiny fragile fish thats only move is to flop around like some retard on drugs evolve into a giant overpowered sea dildo that fires lasers and shit is somehow a excusable
#22 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
Comparing a serpentine creature to a dildo. Man, that's clever.
User avatar #12 - feelythefeel (05/21/2014) [-]
According to the Chinese legend of the dragon's gate, any koi fish that shows perseverance by swimming up to the top of the waterfall to the dragon's gate is transformed into a dragon.

I need not explain how this applies to Magikarp and Gyarados.
#67 - you sound like you could need some lighting up newfriend, why … 05/21/2014 on Been practicing for 2 weeks, 0
#19 - same shit happens in dota all the time >sven with BKB, …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2014 on The urge is sometimes too... +1
#38 - atomicman (05/21/2014) [-]
There's nothing like a good 1700 crit in the middle of the enemy team.
#22 - Jameshaich (05/21/2014) [-]
> Friend playing as earth spirit
> Be juggernaut
> "Go for it"
> Knocks me into enemy team
> Swift death
User avatar #33 - guiguito (05/21/2014) [-]
Spin and TP you fool.
#26 - what the fuck am i reading 05/21/2014 on one of the bros 0
#291 - what kind of disgusting people have dickcheese? im uncut and i…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Hard to believe people like... +2
#362 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
I get it because I haz dem wetties
User avatar #353 - twofreegerbils (05/21/2014) [-]
Wow, you mean people do things differently in different parts of the world??

Stop the fucking presses.
#16 - after the first TWO sketches* 05/20/2014 on How WoW bosses feel 0
#15 - after the first sketch  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on How WoW bosses feel 0
User avatar #16 - hypex (05/20/2014) [-]
after the first TWO sketches*
#72 - oh no the gay agenda all they want is to be a accepted p…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Days of Future Past 0
User avatar #100 - charredenay (05/23/2014) [-]
No, you don't understand. If we let the gay agenda succeed, they'll be doing their interior decorating IN PUBLIC.
User avatar #101 - hypex (05/23/2014) [-]
OH NOES D:
#9 - i mean shit as in now melee characters dont have any magical o…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Do you know what you have... 0
User avatar #10 - tylosaurus (05/19/2014) [-]
They do. Who said you had to pump 100% of your shit into str?
If you go full str-focused then of course you're supposed to not cast other things.

Pyromancy was the only option in DS1 and that was never a "magical option". Since pyromancy purely scaled with the pyromancy flame.

Dex characters didn't really get nerfed. I'm doing pretty good with my pvp poison build.

Overall, pyromancies and magic is easy to dodge anyways. Usually, you may just be caught off-guard if you're casting anything. You can do some pretty powerful things with the poison hex or the poison mist pyromancy anyways since they do not scale.

Connectivity has been improved a hell of a lot more than in DS1. Since they thankfully scrapped the peer-to-peer bullshit and went with a dedicated server.
Also, infusions are awesome since you can still upgrade the weapon and buff it.
Attack animations in general have been improved a lot.
There are a lot more interesting weapons.

and so on, but.. opinions.
User avatar #15 - citruslord (05/19/2014) [-]
Not to mention they flattened out buffs so you don't have to invest as heavily into magic to make them usefull, while infusing makes weapons and buffs still scale well with magic stats.
The only thing I consider overpowered is RS/GRS/Climax. those do far too much damage for their amount of uses, cast time, requirements. They equivalent damage spells of each other type are more readable than the last giant.
#18 - yfw "i have the house for myself ;)" 05/19/2014 on magnetic puddy 0
#130 - Picture 05/19/2014 on The man of the wild +2
#6 - yeah, but dark souls 1 is still harder to me to run through th…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Do you know what you have... 0
User avatar #14 - citruslord (05/19/2014) [-]
Pyromancy is pretty well viable on any build, which is kind of what its there for, so what you cast a bit slower. I don't get how people are complaining about dex characters, they play just fine for me. Especially since poise is nerfed so hard, a rapier can stunlock anyone sub 30 poise. Plus they gain big bonuses to poison and bleed, and there's a lot more variety in potential weapons, more variety in curved swords, katanas, and even a dex scaling ultra greatsword.
User avatar #8 - alfibrakiz (05/19/2014) [-]
I agree. Dark souls 2 was a big disappointment for me. It was way easier though.
User avatar #7 - tylosaurus (05/19/2014) [-]
How is that too bad? That actually makes sense.
Also it's not shit. I do believe you can also get casting speed from faith.

Opinions. Objectively, it was a huge upgrade from a technological standpoint.
User avatar #9 - hypex (05/19/2014) [-]
i mean shit as in now melee characters dont have any magical options (besides the standard faith/str build) and dex characters got nerfed to the ground

casting (faith int and hex) is still incredibly stronk while pyromancy is more at a balanced point which is rather sad as it puts the entire game in easy mode

the only thing i think is better in DS2 is dual weilding and the graphics/engine upgrades
User avatar #10 - tylosaurus (05/19/2014) [-]
They do. Who said you had to pump 100% of your shit into str?
If you go full str-focused then of course you're supposed to not cast other things.

Pyromancy was the only option in DS1 and that was never a "magical option". Since pyromancy purely scaled with the pyromancy flame.

Dex characters didn't really get nerfed. I'm doing pretty good with my pvp poison build.

Overall, pyromancies and magic is easy to dodge anyways. Usually, you may just be caught off-guard if you're casting anything. You can do some pretty powerful things with the poison hex or the poison mist pyromancy anyways since they do not scale.

Connectivity has been improved a hell of a lot more than in DS1. Since they thankfully scrapped the peer-to-peer bullshit and went with a dedicated server.
Also, infusions are awesome since you can still upgrade the weapon and buff it.
Attack animations in general have been improved a lot.
There are a lot more interesting weapons.

and so on, but.. opinions.
User avatar #15 - citruslord (05/19/2014) [-]
Not to mention they flattened out buffs so you don't have to invest as heavily into magic to make them usefull, while infusing makes weapons and buffs still scale well with magic stats.
The only thing I consider overpowered is RS/GRS/Climax. those do far too much damage for their amount of uses, cast time, requirements. They equivalent damage spells of each other type are more readable than the last giant.
#4 - dark souls 2 was suprisingly casul in comparison to the first one  [+] (14 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Do you know what you have... +3
User avatar #12 - drastronomy (05/19/2014) [-]
i disagree

nigga do you know how difficult some of the multibosses were if you did not spam greatsword/club?

i tried a dex build first - used a falchion +4 until gargoyles but that shit was impossible. The ruin sentinels alone were a bunch of shit since you could barely hit one at a time and also did next to no damage
User avatar #16 - angelyouduhsexy (05/19/2014) [-]
It's pretty easy, i actually went the same build and used the Falchion too. It's actually a strong weapon i found.. Some bosses were annoying, but mostly due to my failure to dodge with a roll. Eventually, just get some poison(Toxic Mist i used). Mythra's bent blade (poison dagger) in my left hand, i quickly spam it to poison bosses than just 2-handed the falchion to take them out.
User avatar #17 - drastronomy (05/19/2014) [-]
>toxic mist
>using spells

nigga you cashul?
User avatar #18 - angelyouduhsexy (05/19/2014) [-]
No but apparently you are if you can't even beat Darksouls 2 with a dex build. It's pretty simple. Continue to fail.
User avatar #19 - drastronomy (05/20/2014) [-]
i could sure as hell beat it if i was spamming sorceries

a pure melee build with a falchion +2 barely manages to dent the ruin sentinenls - the gargoyles were easier, but shit an unupgraded bastard sword manages to do more damage than a +4 falchion
User avatar #11 - kanadetenshi (05/19/2014) [-]
From what i've played the bosses are easier, but you also get lost much faster than the first one.
User avatar #5 - tylosaurus (05/19/2014) [-]
Many people think so, but consider the following:
Having played dark souls 1 for what I assume would be a lot of hours like most of us, it is a given that the second game should be a piece of cake.
#6 - hypex (05/19/2014) [-]
yeah, but dark souls 1 is still harder to me to run through than DS2 was, even now after having played both for a while

mfw pvp

too bad they didnt learn from their errors though, magic and hexes, and pyromancy is shit now that it doesnt scale off of dex any more (casting time) but rather scales off of int

so now instead of having a ranged magic dmg alternative to your dex char you gotta use bows, if you run int then you have twice the fun with both hexes AND pyromancy aswell as normal magics

DS2 in general was a downgrade from the first
User avatar #14 - citruslord (05/19/2014) [-]
Pyromancy is pretty well viable on any build, which is kind of what its there for, so what you cast a bit slower. I don't get how people are complaining about dex characters, they play just fine for me. Especially since poise is nerfed so hard, a rapier can stunlock anyone sub 30 poise. Plus they gain big bonuses to poison and bleed, and there's a lot more variety in potential weapons, more variety in curved swords, katanas, and even a dex scaling ultra greatsword.
User avatar #8 - alfibrakiz (05/19/2014) [-]
I agree. Dark souls 2 was a big disappointment for me. It was way easier though.
User avatar #7 - tylosaurus (05/19/2014) [-]
How is that too bad? That actually makes sense.
Also it's not shit. I do believe you can also get casting speed from faith.

Opinions. Objectively, it was a huge upgrade from a technological standpoint.
User avatar #9 - hypex (05/19/2014) [-]
i mean shit as in now melee characters dont have any magical options (besides the standard faith/str build) and dex characters got nerfed to the ground

casting (faith int and hex) is still incredibly stronk while pyromancy is more at a balanced point which is rather sad as it puts the entire game in easy mode

the only thing i think is better in DS2 is dual weilding and the graphics/engine upgrades
User avatar #10 - tylosaurus (05/19/2014) [-]
They do. Who said you had to pump 100% of your shit into str?
If you go full str-focused then of course you're supposed to not cast other things.

Pyromancy was the only option in DS1 and that was never a "magical option". Since pyromancy purely scaled with the pyromancy flame.

Dex characters didn't really get nerfed. I'm doing pretty good with my pvp poison build.

Overall, pyromancies and magic is easy to dodge anyways. Usually, you may just be caught off-guard if you're casting anything. You can do some pretty powerful things with the poison hex or the poison mist pyromancy anyways since they do not scale.

Connectivity has been improved a hell of a lot more than in DS1. Since they thankfully scrapped the peer-to-peer bullshit and went with a dedicated server.
Also, infusions are awesome since you can still upgrade the weapon and buff it.
Attack animations in general have been improved a lot.
There are a lot more interesting weapons.

and so on, but.. opinions.
User avatar #15 - citruslord (05/19/2014) [-]
Not to mention they flattened out buffs so you don't have to invest as heavily into magic to make them usefull, while infusing makes weapons and buffs still scale well with magic stats.
The only thing I consider overpowered is RS/GRS/Climax. those do far too much damage for their amount of uses, cast time, requirements. They equivalent damage spells of each other type are more readable than the last giant.
#8 - this is really evident in my city, go to our burger king and o… 05/18/2014 on McDonalds +1
#17 - either road eternal or fisher king, being able to travel the w… 05/18/2014 on Only one +1
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on see the lamp BE the lamp -3
User avatar #19 - grayrhino (05/18/2014) [-]
Rebel shield + Magic infused = nofaku
#18 - angelious (05/18/2014) [-]
ds1 had dragon king greataxe wich made for funny ambushes
#18 - no, no you dont 05/18/2014 on title +4
#412 - pc master race and proud #noh8pls 05/18/2014 on post your current wallpaper 0
#1107 - yes 05/18/2014 on Who deserves colored text? 0
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User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a fucking retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
FUCK SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have fucked me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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