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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Youtube Channel: mrtonyantonsen
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, LoL, Css
Interests: Dota, dota 2, LoL, few selected animes
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:7/03/2014
Location:Norway most likely in a pile of dicks
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#83 - thats a nice chain you got there would be a terrible … 05/09/2014 on why did i make this? -11
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#68 - you disgust me  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on he just wants a bite 0
User avatar #70 - walcorn (05/05/2014) [-]
lol ok
#10 - "even if your lane partner is a complete ******* …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Well... +1
#11 - captainprincess (05/05/2014) [-]
Just push it as far as you can. If every time it goes south you push the carry just a little bit further than the last time, just hold out hope for a little bit longer before barreling ahead to glory, just drag them that little bit further in your wake...

Well, there's something to be said for trying as long as you possibly can to keep them under your wing. Afterall, even if you have no choice but to take upon the mantle of doombringer and put them all up on your back, it's important to remember your job.

Your role never changes. Only how strictly you adhere to it, and for what goal you abandon it.

I think I'm going to take some time and think up a poetic and inspiring chant for real Supports. A rhythmic mantra to keep your cool when things are going to hell.

I'll get back to you if I can draft up a good one.
#38 - satansferret (05/05/2014) [-]
When all hope is lost, support your team; not the retarded adc carry "main" who blows.
#40 - captainprincess (05/06/2014) [-]
If all hope is lost you've already failed
#54 - satansferret (05/06/2014) [-]
All hope is lost for the adc* There is a point where if the enemy can tower dive at 9-10 minutes due to the massive difference in gear/levels then the lane is lost. Go support the other member/ ward other places and assist your team. Let the adc get solo xp as long as possible and they may just be able to contribute more down the road.
#55 - captainprincess (05/06/2014) [-]
If all hope for them is lost you have been just as miserable a failure as they have.
#56 - satansferret (05/06/2014) [-]
oaki princess
#57 - captainprincess (05/06/2014) [-]
Missed a perfect opportunity to use "WELL EXCUUUUSE ME PRINCESS" but who am I to judge

Oh wait
IM A PRINCESS
#8 - This is why in ranked play i allways go tresh/leona, they are …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Well... 0
#27 - janosaudron (05/05/2014) [-]
fuckin ad thresh, 1k damage on flay before critical
#41 - captainprincess (05/06/2014) [-]
TRAVEL MY BONES
#9 - captainprincess (05/05/2014) [-]
Try not to be too eager to drop them and rise up yourself though. The longer you can stay focused on your job and not your backup plan the greater the chances you will still churn out a fearsome monster that will bring a tear of pride to your eye as you watch them demolish all that the foolish opponents hold dear.

Far too many times I've seen a fellow drill-instructor just drop the mantle and leave their charge in the dust for greater glory. It wins games but it's a tainted, selfish goal.

Only resort to it, says I, if you are unable to get your grasshopper truly rolling.
User avatar #10 - hypex (05/05/2014) [-]
"even if your lane partner is a complete fucking retard" - me

what i meant was that if the adc shows a severe lack of intelligence/skill and there is no hope of this guy being succesfull then i will do it. not whenever the lane is going bad then i blame the jungler for not ganking even though they have wards and we are alle pushed up into their turret
#11 - captainprincess (05/05/2014) [-]
Just push it as far as you can. If every time it goes south you push the carry just a little bit further than the last time, just hold out hope for a little bit longer before barreling ahead to glory, just drag them that little bit further in your wake...

Well, there's something to be said for trying as long as you possibly can to keep them under your wing. Afterall, even if you have no choice but to take upon the mantle of doombringer and put them all up on your back, it's important to remember your job.

Your role never changes. Only how strictly you adhere to it, and for what goal you abandon it.

I think I'm going to take some time and think up a poetic and inspiring chant for real Supports. A rhythmic mantra to keep your cool when things are going to hell.

I'll get back to you if I can draft up a good one.
#38 - satansferret (05/05/2014) [-]
When all hope is lost, support your team; not the retarded adc carry "main" who blows.
#40 - captainprincess (05/06/2014) [-]
If all hope is lost you've already failed
#54 - satansferret (05/06/2014) [-]
All hope is lost for the adc* There is a point where if the enemy can tower dive at 9-10 minutes due to the massive difference in gear/levels then the lane is lost. Go support the other member/ ward other places and assist your team. Let the adc get solo xp as long as possible and they may just be able to contribute more down the road.
#55 - captainprincess (05/06/2014) [-]
If all hope for them is lost you have been just as miserable a failure as they have.
#56 - satansferret (05/06/2014) [-]
oaki princess
#57 - captainprincess (05/06/2014) [-]
Missed a perfect opportunity to use "WELL EXCUUUUSE ME PRINCESS" but who am I to judge

Oh wait
IM A PRINCESS
#6 - forgot to login, reply to this instead so i get a notification 05/05/2014 on If you like ponies on FJ 0
#4 - well he is using a mac so im guessing its no suprise to anyone  [+] (6 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Worst nightmare +73
User avatar #64 - lasmamoe (05/05/2014) [-]
Comedy gold right there...
#58 - soloman (05/05/2014) [-]
If it was gay porn this comment might have made a tiny bit of sense.
#17 - anonymous (05/05/2014) [-]
haha, macs are not good is the joke

9/10 original and clever
User avatar #8 - enigmaticspirit (05/05/2014) [-]
Mac users are well known to masturbate to pornography.
User avatar #18 - thespecialone (05/05/2014) [-]
so does that mean that "windows user" do not fap to porn?
#43 - subadanus (05/05/2014) [-]
thats not the kind of question you are suspoed to ask
#5 - >console >gaming  [+] (12 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Xboner & Ramsay +57
#61 - newdevyx (05/04/2014) [-]
>PC gaming
>Fun

YFW
#35 - idelki (05/04/2014) [-]
PC gaming is great and all, but it does not have ALL games (my PS2 HD collection games for my PS3, for example), there are some pretty bad ports for good games, and I have ran into more issues running games with my PC than I have my consoles, which has had next to none (aside from capped framerates).

#58 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
You basically just said that console exclsuives aren't on PC (Who knew right?) and are giving out about devs making a poor attempt at porting a game over to PC, which isn't a reflection of it's true power..

When Dark Souls first came to PC the modding community managed to make performance mods to bring it up to par
#62 - twentyten (05/04/2014) [-]
Implying gaming is all about raw power and specs.
#34 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
To be honest the PC is probably more obscure for playing games as it isn't it's primary function but it is for the console. Don't worry I still appreciated the joke.
#27 - sigmatempus (05/04/2014) [-]
>something that's made for games
>gaming



yeah, who are all these console exclusive devs kidding, right?
User avatar #54 - irishsoulja (05/04/2014) [-]
"Who are all these console exclusive devs kidding"

Themselves
User avatar #39 - dawdawdwa (05/04/2014) [-]
Only game I was really sorry was console exclusive was God of War.... because when I emulated it I had to disconnect my second monitor due to driver incompatibility.

I`m pretty sure that would not be an issue nowadays.
#22 - insanepyromania (05/04/2014) [-]
#17 - cptmcbumhole (05/04/2014) [-]
>PC
>Gaming
#21 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
copying the same joke and reaction picture.

cptmcbumhole, have you no shame you slut.
User avatar #6 - cosmicswagmstr (05/04/2014) [-]
Gtfo
#33 - and as a SHOCKING revelation ill reveal the dastardly truth th… 05/03/2014 on name selection 0
#32 - okay lets test ******************************* 05/03/2014 on (untitled) -2
#38 - i rekognize this, no more internet for me in a while 05/03/2014 on Where can i find this bait. +11
#26 - dota related things <3 05/01/2014 on Fucking Couriers... +1
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#10 - Picture 05/01/2014 on dah good shit +1
#39 - accidental feels are not okay  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on (untitled) +68
#158 - kharaa (05/01/2014) [-]
#87 - dasbrot (05/01/2014) [-]
First Bob Hoskins, now this?
#68 - no no pls no pls staph it da stupid it hurts … 05/01/2014 on Girl Gamers be like "I love... +1
#27 - senpai** 04/30/2014 on How to look kawai 0
#26 - it was a lucario covering his crotch with the caption "no…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on How to look kawai 0
User avatar #27 - hypex (04/30/2014) [-]
senpai**
#11 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2014 on How to look kawai +5
User avatar #24 - warioteam (04/30/2014) [-]
what was it
User avatar #26 - hypex (04/30/2014) [-]
it was a lucario covering his crotch with the caption "no senpain dont look there" with a very VERY furry artstyle
User avatar #27 - hypex (04/30/2014) [-]
senpai**
#16 - ********** with sense for humour 04/29/2014 on Anon goes to war +75
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#335 - i am sorry sir to inform you that you are a male of african am… 04/22/2014 on crowd's profile 0
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User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it ****** ?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... ****** !
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon ******
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f ******
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous ****** of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and *******
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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