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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:NOREG
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Content Ranking:#562
Comment Ranking:#73
Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#69
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Total Comments Made:4107
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#102 - >"tie me up and do what you want the most!" &… 10/22/2014 on Hot Sister +18
#77 - Picture 10/22/2014 on Silly Anna :) 0
#23 - my team consisted of Aggron, a Tyranitar and a Avalugg (the ne…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Pokémon Comp #2 - Sylveon +1
User avatar #30 - pokephile (10/21/2014) [-]
I know that feel. I've been rocking a swellow on Pokemon Showdown! lately and its surprisingly good except when that spikey bastard gets in the way.
#24 - salsawin (10/21/2014) [-]
Sure, that's fair enough.
#21 - >play pokemon online >my team is centered around phy…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Pokémon Comp #2 - Sylveon +10
#22 - salsawin (10/21/2014) [-]
Why the lump would you have your whole team as physical damage?
#23 - hypex (10/21/2014) [-]
my team consisted of Aggron, a Tyranitar and a Avalugg (the new one that looks like a glacier)

i like running with pokeymans i think are cool, not the newest meta or the highest stat totals
User avatar #30 - pokephile (10/21/2014) [-]
I know that feel. I've been rocking a swellow on Pokemon Showdown! lately and its surprisingly good except when that spikey bastard gets in the way.
#24 - salsawin (10/21/2014) [-]
Sure, that's fair enough.
#29 - i didnt think the SJW's got here that fast go ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on Surprise!!!! 0
User avatar #30 - fjacctfucku (10/21/2014) [-]
im just saying for when some punk 14 year old reads this and thinks its cool and wants to do it to some disabled kid he knows.

also, i actually don't even know how to reddit.
#31 - this one time, me and my family saw something related to IQ on… 10/21/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... 0
#25 - >early high school >have this disabled wheelchairing…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Surprise!!!! +3
User avatar #28 - fjacctfucku (10/21/2014) [-]
>early in high school
>be me
>be disabled in wheelchair
>no friends
>people always stare at me
>accidentally run people toes over all the time cause of fucking wheelchair
>complain about my situation so people will understand/cry for help
>everyone hates me
>its my birthday
>so excited. maybe people will be nice to me today
>get to class, super excited people have gifts for me
>its a bunch of shoes, gym memberships, discount on treadmills
>cry internally
>go home
>hate myself and want to kill myself/project my anger at others
>the cycle continues

You know, a lot of the times people like that just need one act of kindness to fix their attitude. You have no idea how shitty their life is, what they have had to go through/are going through. Whatever you may think of them or however they act out is a direct result of their circumstances, especially when you are in your teenage and development years. If you would have been a friend when he needed one most, you might have changed his entire life around.

doing that type of things just drives them deeper into their self pity and self hate, making them more and more cold and distant to others and the world. Sometimes saving a life is as simple as taking a second to put yourself in their shoes, and responding to their hate with love. if you respond to being wronged by wronging them back, you perpetuate the cycle. If you respond to being wronged with an act of kindness, you make them stop and consider what they are doing.

#29 - hypex (10/21/2014) [-]
i didnt think the SJW's got here that fast


go back to reddit normalfag
User avatar #30 - fjacctfucku (10/21/2014) [-]
im just saying for when some punk 14 year old reads this and thinks its cool and wants to do it to some disabled kid he knows.

also, i actually don't even know how to reddit.
#27 - no mcdonalds for you 10/21/2014 on Black people 0
#48 - *rattle rattle rattle* 10/20/2014 on (untitled) +1
#68 - The 20 Most Courageous Country Songs From "The Avengers" 10/18/2014 on 39 Problems Only People... 0
#21 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Europe stronk -4
#40 - nadam (10/18/2014) [-]
#45 - anonymous (10/18/2014) [-]
When I saw the first part of that picture I thought this was being satirical.
#37 - thechosentroll (10/18/2014) [-]
Y'know, being slavic's pretty fucking nice.
#34 - clechyl (10/18/2014) [-]
>nordic countries
>successful
kek
#5 - Picture 10/18/2014 on Yo homie you dropped some +18
#99 - two faggots licking eachothers aids riddled prolapsed anus' co… 10/18/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 11 +2
#98 - the couple practicly shagging eachother in a facebook post … 10/18/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 11 +1
#9811637 - Picture 10/15/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#19 - yes, but his expression is not 10/14/2014 on it doesn't work this way... -1
#25 - other sites? do you think im some sort of non-monogamous animal? 10/14/2014 on How sweet +10
#7 - but you didnt know who she was, so like, do you not follow cur…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Shes back 0
#11 - aldkai has deleted their comment.
User avatar #10 - aldkai (10/14/2014) [-]
Well I'm telling you anyway.

Who is that man ick Cheney,46th vice-president of the USA

Why you should care :Whatever he does,says or even thinks is going to affect you,your life,your family and your country for decades.


But who is he really: One of the men that started the war in Iraq,resulting in civilian bloodshed and devastation in the invaded country,thousands of lost lives in the invading army. The main pretext to start the war was the alleged presence of "weapons of mass destruction" although the proofs were considered largely insufficent by the international community. The war was mostly financed by the american tax. It may be relevant to know that Dick Cheney is a wealthy businessman as well,owning a company that made over 40 billions $'s. This company is exempt from most laws on clean water.

Any weapon of mass destruction in Iraq have yet to be found.

Before starting the war,Dick Cheney personally told the american public on television that there were absolute evidence of the existence of these weapons. After the war,he was seen coming back on these claims.





Ukraine is a nice distraction from your true problems,isn't it?Studying politics isn't about looking knowledgeable on everything trendy.
User avatar #12 - aldkai (10/14/2014) [-]
Fuck it,with those shitty smileys.
#9 - aldkai has deleted their comment.
#8 - aldkai (10/14/2014) [-]
Do you know who that man is?
#5 - oh **** ****** do you even into politics?  [+] (8 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Shes back +1
User avatar #6 - aldkai (10/14/2014) [-]
How about I give a fuck about the issues I can change,and not the shit medias spoon-feed me? You're talking to a student in History and politics. I care about the fact that the US has all the required laws resources to exact totalitarian power on its citizen. Not that "the communists are invading once again we need american democracy although there is absolutely no way I can get any truth or straight fact on the matter" drama.

I think you just care about that bitch because she's in a meme or that she gives you a boner.
User avatar #19 - minori (10/14/2014) [-]
Man, how is your life at home. Being all hostile and stuff. Chill out dude.
#7 - hypex (10/14/2014) [-]
but you didnt know who she was, so like, do you not follow current events or something?
#11 - aldkai has deleted their comment.
User avatar #10 - aldkai (10/14/2014) [-]
Well I'm telling you anyway.

Who is that man ick Cheney,46th vice-president of the USA

Why you should care :Whatever he does,says or even thinks is going to affect you,your life,your family and your country for decades.


But who is he really: One of the men that started the war in Iraq,resulting in civilian bloodshed and devastation in the invaded country,thousands of lost lives in the invading army. The main pretext to start the war was the alleged presence of "weapons of mass destruction" although the proofs were considered largely insufficent by the international community. The war was mostly financed by the american tax. It may be relevant to know that Dick Cheney is a wealthy businessman as well,owning a company that made over 40 billions $'s. This company is exempt from most laws on clean water.

Any weapon of mass destruction in Iraq have yet to be found.

Before starting the war,Dick Cheney personally told the american public on television that there were absolute evidence of the existence of these weapons. After the war,he was seen coming back on these claims.





Ukraine is a nice distraction from your true problems,isn't it?Studying politics isn't about looking knowledgeable on everything trendy.
User avatar #12 - aldkai (10/14/2014) [-]
Fuck it,with those shitty smileys.
#9 - aldkai has deleted their comment.
#8 - aldkai (10/14/2014) [-]
Do you know who that man is?
#5 - and here we have a picture of 11 year old retards with access …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Things people say on Skype. +3
User avatar #8 - thatlittledoll (10/15/2014) [-]
I personally like the font more than the original font. If you know a font that Skype has that's better, I'll be glad to use it.
#2 - here, have mine  [+] (5 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Wallpaper Dump +9
#33 - felinefeast (10/15/2014) [-]
#32 - felinefeast (10/15/2014) [-]
#12 - worthmore (10/14/2014) [-]
my personal favorite
#5 - paradajs (10/14/2014) [-]
gaben wallpaper masterrace reporting in
#9 - thetoasterofdeath (10/14/2014) [-]
git gud
#15 - Picture 10/14/2014 on Inc_mpl__e _at_ 0
#4 - i... i dont even know how to react to this 10/14/2014 on The Blondest Woman In The... +1
#10 - heard about the rat covenant before DS2 launch and it sparkled…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Rat covenant 4 lyfe +31
#13 - boomitsassy (10/14/2014) [-]
This makes me happy
#8 - wow thanks sherlock, we didnt see that one but seriou…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Motivation +1
User avatar #15 - forsakensaint (10/14/2014) [-]
Sadly, that does not work. Imagine if everybody would only do what they love (Or not to do any job cause they just love being free etc) There is no way that would end well, think about it... Who would be out there to do the shitty jobs? Be a cashier etc jobs people mainly take cause they need money... There is shitton of stuff no-one really likes / loves to do but someone has to do them.

Sadly there is just no way everybody could just be doing what they love and being able to maintain society as it is.

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#78 - hypex (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#90 to #89 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
User avatar #73 to #72 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
What's the next top tier Nvidia card I'll be waiting for?

I want to upgrade my processor to one of the higher end i7's as well but I know my motherboard isn't compatible with those.
User avatar #74 to #73 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
well then i suggest getting a new motherboard before anything, and the next Nvidia stuff to come is the 1k series im guessing?
User avatar #75 to #74 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright then, any recommendations on a motherboard that's not too pricey but also goes with the better i7's?
1k series? But weren't the 900's just released or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
**** gets released by the hour, but in all seriousness, wait for ones that are optimized for 4k graphics. buying a high end one now isnt that worth it
and i dont know all that much about motherboards, try asking on some subreddit that deals with PC building
User avatar #77 to #76 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Fair enough, yeah.

Alright, thanks for the help bro.
#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
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