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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Youtube Channel: mrtonyantonsen
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, LoL, Css
Interests: Dota, dota 2, LoL, few selected animes
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:7/30/2014
Location:Norway most likely in a pile of dicks
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Content Ranking:#12664
Comment Ranking:#1965
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how the fuck did i get here oh god im not good with the computer

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#1 - Comment deleted 04/08/2013 on get the oil 0
#386 - Picture 04/08/2013 on s;akdjsl ajasdklj... +1
#16 - >2013 >not praising gaben as your lord and saviour 04/08/2013 on Man of your dreams 0
#15 - you better fucking praise gaben you filthy neckbeard or IO is … 04/08/2013 on Man of your dreams 0
#13 - All praise lord gaben and bow down to his omnipotence 04/08/2013 on Man of your dreams 0
#37 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on This post -7
User avatar #64 - drdiddly (04/08/2013) [-]
Actually, that was not my face. I actually saw that in a comment before this post and I found it was a fake after 3 seconds. I could tell this was the same one
#51 - therealtotodile (04/08/2013) [-]
Don't try to to me what my face was. You don't know me. YFW
#19 - now for this next scene you will have to look disgusted... …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Secret To Being A Good... +20
#57 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [-]
whats the picture of
#55 - gothdino (04/08/2013) [-]
Hey there.
User avatar #30 - buttholee (04/08/2013) [-]
C-can you sauce the original...

I'm clearly missing the obvious reason...
User avatar #32 - MitsukiOokami (04/08/2013) [-]
"Sauce the original"
Sounds accurate...
#35 - buttholee (04/08/2013) [-]
WHAT AM I MISSING?
#36 - MitsukiOokami (04/08/2013) [-]
Checking log... If I remember correctly, it's a dude spreading mayo or something on his junk.
User avatar #53 - Rockycrack (04/08/2013) [-]
i thought it was a banana split
#37 - buttholee (04/08/2013) [-]
I can't tell if I want to see it more now, or less
#38 - MitsukiOokami (04/08/2013) [-]
#39 - buttholee (04/08/2013) [-]
The sauce...
#29 - MitsukiOokami (04/08/2013) [-]
#25 - likeasalmon (04/08/2013) [-]
#29 - he lifts 04/08/2013 on I Hear Pikachu Lifts +13
#25 - considering they still have their "one game a year" …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Anon plays a game on the... 0
User avatar #42 - admiralen (04/07/2013) [-]
actually its one game every two years, infinity ward and treyarch makes every other game (sorry about shitty english couldnt figure out the word for when someone do 1 and then another do 1 and then back and forth) thus they have 2 years to make the games
User avatar #43 - coustify (04/07/2013) [-]
"Alternate" (Hard "a" sound for the "a", different from "Alternate", as in another thing), or "Alternating" is a word that could fit that description. It means switching from one thing to another and back again.
User avatar #44 - admiralen (04/07/2013) [-]
well thank you, google translate went full retard on me, it said every, then every other, then every other two and so on
User avatar #45 - coustify (04/07/2013) [-]
No problem!
#129 - Picture 04/07/2013 on Again: Women 0
#627 - the nukes would be tonnes of tonnes of laughing gas and everyo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on Anon told me to 0
#669 - wilvine (04/07/2013) [-]
#1 - ragejunk funnyjunk .com 04/05/2013 on This was in my school... +3
#200 - Comment deleted 04/05/2013 on Cats in awkward places -4
#598 - why isnt there a no-fun board yet? 04/05/2013 on Questions for DJ 4DM1N and FJ -1
#5 - just to explain this, if this is what i think it is (search re… 04/04/2013 on wut 0
#1 - 2cute4me 04/04/2013 on Can you say banana- +1
#2 - Picture 04/04/2013 on My name is Garrett, please... 0
#4 - you too! 04/04/2013 on DEAR GOD YES IT EXISTS +1
#2 - OP is a huge faggot, yes  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2013 on DEAR GOD YES IT EXISTS +1
User avatar #3 - yonyon (04/04/2013) [-]
Nice, good luck in finding cock, good sir!
#4 - hypex (04/04/2013) [-]
you too!
#6 - look gaize i maed OC 04/04/2013 on westboro -1
#90 - Maximum freak out cashier guide 1. vaseline, like 2 b… 04/04/2013 on The walmart game 0
#18 - oh PLEASE enlighten me in how i might prove that ive been here… 04/02/2013 on Auto banned. 0
#16 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2013 on Auto banned. 0
#17 - sanettie Comment deleted by hypex
#18 - hypex (04/02/2013) [-]
oh PLEASE enlighten me in how i might prove that ive been here for fucking ages
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2013 on Auto banned. 0
#15 - sanettie Comment deleted by hypex
#16 - hypex Comment deleted by hypex
#17 - sanettie Comment deleted by hypex
#18 - hypex (04/02/2013) [-]
oh PLEASE enlighten me in how i might prove that ive been here for fucking ages
#11 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 04/02/2013 on Auto banned. +1
#13 - sanettie Comment deleted by hypex
#14 - hypex Comment deleted by hypex
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#16 - hypex Comment deleted by hypex
#17 - sanettie Comment deleted by hypex
#18 - hypex (04/02/2013) [-]
oh PLEASE enlighten me in how i might prove that ive been here for fucking ages
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User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a fucking retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
#48 to #47 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 to #51 - hypex ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
#35 to #34 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
FUCK SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have fucked me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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