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|Date Signed Up:||11/21/2012|
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#164 - xtwinblade (03/11/2015) [-]
im not joking. Statisticly speaking 90% of all the beggers in norway are Romanians. i've seen this happen, they come in here, dont even speak fucking english and just fucking beg and beg!
Nothing against good romanians, but the fucking beggers can go to fucking sweden.
#168 - cosminb (03/11/2015) [-]
We're not that many as number of people, and if a Romanian would want to go begging, they sure as hell won't go all the way to Norway. You may be talking about gypsies, which (for now and unfortunately), are still receiving Romanian citizenship. We'll soon be taking care of that.
And I understand your point of view regarding begging and being illiterate.
#170 - xtwinblade (03/11/2015) [-]
Im not talking out of a racist opinion here, its so serious that begging is almost about to be banned in norway, a law was going to be passed but it was stopped because of a global rage.
We have a major welfare system, anybody who is just regularly homeless can get help from the welfare system and a lot of people do.
But we know many beggars are just scammers and are often involved in other criminal activities (which was one of the major reasons we wanted to pass an anti-beggar law).
#173 - cosminb (03/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, it was a law that needed to be passed from the looks of it. You can propose a law that tightens the criteria of who can receive welfare and for how long. Also, keep in mind that these beggars carry out a big part of the illegal activities happening there (and all over the world) so no political system will want them to disappear.
#176 - xtwinblade (03/11/2015) [-]
we dont want any crime in norway. Most of the crime that happens inside the country are done and orginized by foreigners. Like the russian mafia and druglords, we still have everday-norwegian-guys doing crime as well, but in the big league its mostly foreigners.
Thats not even racist, its true. A very recent documentary in norway showcased an undercover guy going in to the crime world and filmed everything, but no identities were revealed.
Its called "insider" www.max.no/programmer/insider
#183 - cosminb (03/11/2015) [-]
Oh, you pure soul. "but in the big league its mostly foreigners"... You pure, pure, innocent soul.
Also, stop repeating that you're not racist. I get it, you're not.
And here's a plot twist: some of these documentaries are made just to remember those in the "big league", as you called them, that they are not on their own.
#141 - MrHighflier (03/11/2015) [-]
I can say for sure all that "The White race is being genocided" stuff that we all laughed at is true. I heard people in Sweden talking about how it would be a great idea for people to get cash incentives to interbreed with sandniggers
we better wake up soon or all will be lost.
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#54 - grogovic (03/11/2015) [-]
Some rich finnish guy who moved from Finland to Iowa? What an asshole, look at that Range Rover, is he compensating for something?
That black guy who moved from Zimbabwe to Chichago? Their economy is shit, their president is a rapist, mindless negro, why don't you stay in your country?
That asian math teacher who moved to CockSuckerLand from ChinkyEyedFuckLand, fuckity fuck fuck asshole, fuck you and fuck your family. Fucking fuckers.
TL;DR: Fuck you and everybody on this planet.
#100 - anon (03/11/2015) [-]
I think you're missing his point. It's not really about immigrants nationality or whatever. It's just that they don't work or anything other than being complete bums and a waste of fucking space.
#57 - anon (03/11/2015) [-]
yeah.. only russians came to our land under occupation.
They are uncultured, they are 90% of the criminals and they refuse not only to learn local languages, they even complain about 'muh rights' and recently they aparently are the tool of Putin's fascist regime.
Thank Odin we are in NATO and Russia will rather burn in hell than get a single meter of our land!
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#84 - karvarausku (03/09/2015) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** I have had few bi/gay friends who have come out of the closet and confessed to me that they had tiny crush to me...
So yeah it can happen.
Also this one time while my lil bro was visiting his friend (who he did not know by the time that the friend was gay), my lil bro played with his friends N64 and the guy told he would go to the shower, later on he came out of the shower helicoptering his dick and trying to rub his dick at my lil bro.
So yeah these things actually happen.
#116 - truesmokewolf (03/09/2015) [-]
The problem is, that's up for debate and both sides have evidence. They share similarities with dogs and other mammals, and hunt in a pack mentality and are uncommon as mammals in an otherwise fish-prioritized ecosystem.
But on the other hand, with their primary food source being seals, why would it make any kind of sense to evolve as aquatic mammals and lose their legs which they now need to keep from becoming beached?
Either way, Whales are the fucking future, man.
#128 - truesmokewolf (03/09/2015) [-]
Orcas were my favorite animal as a child and they're still pretty fucking awesome, tbh. Nah, they do most of their hunting beaching on shores, but they do hunt in the water some as well. They beach in packs and it's really fucking cool.
They're also really fucking intimidatingly smart. Look at this shit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3xmqbNsRSk
#104 - truesmokewolf (03/09/2015) [-]
Probably not. Their best hunting techniques don't involve beaching themselves and then trying to make it back to the water. Great Whites at least swim fast enough to catch seals and devour them. Orcas for some reason can't, and thus hunt primarily on the beaches when it comes to seals. Having "legs" to waddle back into the water with causes them to be more likely to survive and breed and not die by accidental beaching.
So in a few thousand years, we might have literal landwhales.
#107 - truesmokewolf (03/09/2015) [-]
I like the way you think, but there's a reason we're not a delicacy on their menu. We taste like absolute shit to most high-tier predators. Which is why human is only on the menu when the animal has no other options or is defending themselves. Though for some reason we get mistaken for seals a lot. That's why most bite attacks are bite-and-go, and secondary bites are highly uncommon.
That said, whales are territorial assholes and if they decide a beach is theirs? Fuck. The beach is theirs. They're like sea-bears but bigger and more terrifying.
#43 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
One of my coworkers told me not to hit on him when it came out I was gay. He was a short, obese mexican lol
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Im sure its hard to make friends when you first introduce yourself as "Dickie Mcsuckalot" try another intro line.
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