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hypex

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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:5/04/2015
Location:NOREG
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Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#65
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

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#110 - Picture 12/29/2014 on hypex's profile 0
#108 - yes  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2014 on hypex's profile 0
#109 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
#110 - hypex (12/29/2014) [-]
#21 - once i used to hate *********** … 12/29/2014 on My life and being cringy 0
#17 - HAH 12/29/2014 on rkd +17
#16 - Picture 12/29/2014 on rkd -1
#15 - Picture 12/29/2014 on rkd 0
#14 - Picture 12/29/2014 on rkd -1
#13 - these are pure gold 12/29/2014 on rkd -1
#12 - Picture 12/29/2014 on rkd +1
#26 - Picture 12/29/2014 on Remember +8
#21 - i did a dumb  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Anti-gunnerz be like +2
User avatar #22 - keitheespieces (12/29/2014) [-]
That's the reason that people trying to ban these types of firearms chose that name. It closely resembles the term for a completely different and far more powerful branch of firearms, but in reality it is nothing more than a semi-automatic rifle with cosmetic external features.
#46 - the rage train has no brakes 12/29/2014 on Do you ever read something... 0
#20 - after thinking "I HAVE JUST THE RIGHT IMAGE FOR THIS!&quo… 12/29/2014 on Your average daily fetish... +4
#19 - >the level of implying Assault weapons are fully a…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Anti-gunnerz be like -3
User avatar #100 - thelastamerican (12/29/2014) [-]
Hey, he's not wrong guys. Assault weapons ARE fully automatic. The thing is that the media, and most left wing wackjobs would have you believe that all ARs, and AKs, and so on and so forth are assault weapons. There is already an Assault weapons ban. It's illegal to own a fully automatic rifle, pistol, shotgun, stick, without first having a team of FBI agents crawl around in your colon with a floodlight first.

Everyone chill the fuck out.
User avatar #170 - keitheespieces (12/30/2014) [-]
I'm on the fence on whether this is satire or not, but just to be clear:

Assault Rifles = rifle capable of select fire which fires an intermediate cartridge and uses detachable magazines

"Assault Weapon" = subset of semi automatic firearms with certain cosmetic external features. It is not determined by anything other than this.
User avatar #175 - thelastamerican (12/30/2014) [-]
It's partly satire. I think I was drunk when I wrote this. Either way... Police have been using the term assault weapon to define any weapon used during a crime ages before politicians re-branded it to mean only what they want it to mean.
#43 - pebar (12/29/2014) [-]
And this is the result of the spread of misinformation by gun grabbers.
User avatar #20 - keitheespieces (12/29/2014) [-]
Try again. You're thinking of assault *rifles*, friend.
In the United States, assault weapon is a political term used by anti gun advocacy groups to define and restrict specific firearms. Definitions usually include semi-automatic firearms with a detachable magazine and one or more tactical, cosmetic, ergonomic, or safety features, such as a flash suppressor, pistol grip, or barrel shroud, respectively...........The term is sometimes conflated with the term "assault rifle", which refers to military rifles capable of switching between semi-automatic and fully automatic fire.[14]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_weapon
#21 - hypex (12/29/2014) [-]
i did a dumb
User avatar #22 - keitheespieces (12/29/2014) [-]
That's the reason that people trying to ban these types of firearms chose that name. It closely resembles the term for a completely different and far more powerful branch of firearms, but in reality it is nothing more than a semi-automatic rifle with cosmetic external features.
#30 - the ******* gaston one got me so bad 12/29/2014 on 2+2Chica-Chon grande comp +1
#22 - QUICK POST LEWD THINGS  [+] (12 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Spread legs +111
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User avatar #87 - keltainenlumi (12/29/2014) [-]
hah
User avatar #39 - cjsixtyseven (12/29/2014) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #44 - izaya (12/29/2014) [-]
douchebagchocolat on youtube
User avatar #53 - cjsixtyseven (12/29/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #48 - karenoniks (12/29/2014) [-]
Which video is that?
Can you link me? I can't find it.
User avatar #76 - zetsuboukamina (12/29/2014) [-]
And a link, just for your great taste in porn www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wkqlstn1Mk
User avatar #80 - karenoniks (12/29/2014) [-]
You the real MVP.
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User avatar #73 - zetsuboukamina (12/29/2014) [-]
Summer review 2014
User avatar #50 - izaya (12/29/2014) [-]
Sadly I couldn't find it either, just check season review videos like "spring review" and shit, sorry
User avatar #24 - fuckscreennames (12/29/2014) [-]
oh demolition D
#75 - Picture 12/29/2014 on deserved gifs -4
#64 - Picture 12/29/2014 on Time to haunt an FJer +5
#77 - >7th grade >new quiet kid in class >talk to h…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on New Kid +23
#97 - tarabostes (12/29/2014) [-]
kid'S fw
#44 - look further down, guy goes under nebeziel or shiniez, he made…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Damn it Batman +1
User avatar #45 - arachne (12/29/2014) [-]
Thanks.

I read that in captain jacks voice/ slur, so I'll have to read it more to fully understand what you said.

My brain does that more than I like to admin.
#71 - Hey furiousmarshmellow, heres a "joke" for you  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Hand signs +4
#72 - furiousmarshmellow (12/29/2014) [-]
very r00d
#69 - what the **** is eharmony? the comme…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Hand signs 0
User avatar #70 - furiousmarshmellow (12/29/2014) [-]
Not a very funny one.
#71 - hypex (12/29/2014) [-]
Hey furiousmarshmellow, heres a "joke" for you
#72 - furiousmarshmellow (12/29/2014) [-]
very r00d
#42 - somehow gaining IQ should work 12/29/2014 on Damn it Batman 0
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow +21
User avatar #23 - tehweave (12/29/2014) [-]
"One good deed does not redeem a man for a lifetime of wickedness."

"Though it seems enough to condemn him."

"Indeed."
#10 - Picture 12/29/2014 on CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow +45

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#78 - hypex (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah question*"**
**hellpwnage rolls _. All the cool kids are doing it.**
#179 to #178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah answer*"**
**hellpwnage rolls A great big floppy donkey dick.**
#171 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!   
   
Lets do this!
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!

Lets do this!
#174 to #173 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
where did you come from again?
where did you come from again?
#175 to #174 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
#176 to #175 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
sure why not
#177 to #176 - lilRican (04/01/2015) [-]
heres our fusion dance
heres our fusion dance
#168 - miia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
You up?
#169 to #168 - hypex (03/29/2015) [-]
yes
yes


#170 to #169 - miia ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
#160 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
Hiiiiii~
#162 to #161 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
DON'T TEST ME SON!
User avatar #158 - Sperit (03/08/2015) [-]
You are cool
User avatar #159 to #158 - hypex (03/08/2015) [-]
i am? i had no idea
#133 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Only 1 			****		. Fukin srub.
Only 1 **** . Fukin srub.
User avatar #152 to #133 - hypex (02/28/2015) [-]
its 4 now ******
User avatar #153 to #152 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
******* perv posting ****
#154 to #153 - hypex (02/28/2015) [-]
awwwwwww yisss
awwwwwww yisss
#132 - havockwzy (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you'rr taking it up the bum
#129 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
I said I'd be here, ****** .
User avatar #135 to #134 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Here.
User avatar #136 to #135 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Makes sense.
#137 to #136 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Indeed.
Indeed.
#139 to #138 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Random maybe awful joke?
#141 to #140 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
I feel a weird vibe here, man...
#142 to #141 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
No such things happening over here...
#143 to #142 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
What if I wanna suck boobs?
What if I wanna suck boobs?
#145 to #144 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
#147 to #146 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Sorry. A little typo there in my interests. They should not be flat.
#148 to #147 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
So sporty tomboy size. I can get behind that. In more ways than 1. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#149 to #148 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like  as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes.  Front is great too.   GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes. Front is great too. GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
#150 to #149 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh well. Time to sleep. It's your fault if I get tomboy dreams now. ty
also
Red alert 3 was funf
User avatar #151 to #150 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Tomboy dreams are best dreams. u welcum
Ayyyy! Still play RA2 sometimes online. Taking a break from it nowadays tho.

Good night. Swet dreams.
#130 to #129 - hypex (01/05/2015) [-]
you real human bean you
you real human bean you
#131 to #130 - rejakted (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
#128 - havockwzy (01/03/2015) [-]
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
#156 to #155 - havockwzy (02/28/2015) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
User avatar #157 to #156 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
Deep plot animemes
#111 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#112 to #111 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
A REAL BEAN?
#114 to #113 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2* sweet
User avatar #120 to #115 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Yeah the new rolling system takes some getting used to.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
User avatar #124 to #120 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
oh hello, where did you come from? o:
#117 to #115 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**havockwzy rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
#121 to #117 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****hypex rolls 89**
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hypex rolls 89**
#122 to #121 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**havockwzy rolls 21**

you were so close, yet so far
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#119 to #118 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#107 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
this is the new ******** central!
#108 to #107 - hypex (12/29/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#109 to #108 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
le epic maymays
#102 to #101 - hypex (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
User avatar #97 - maxismahname ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#164 to #100 - hypex (03/19/2015) [-]
WHO HAS TO STEP UP THEIR GAME NOW?
User avatar #165 to #164 - maxismahname ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
We both ****** up didn't we lol. I haven't been going on FJ much trying to get platinum on Far Cry 4, plus GTA heists, I'm still obsessed with this site
#166 to #165 - hypex (03/20/2015) [-]
same boat as you, lots of dota and WoW lately
User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#90 to #89 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
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