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hypex

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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:NOREG
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2037
Comment Ranking:#456
Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#65
Content Thumbs: 13128 total,  14868 ,  1740
Comment Thumbs: 40048 total,  44626 ,  4578
Content Level Progress: 39% (39/100)
Level 209 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 0.7% (7/1000)
Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:6
Content Views:650538
Times Content Favorited:1512 times
Total Comments Made:5715
FJ Points:43412
Favorite Tags: nigger (7) | niggers (7) | Dota 2 (4) | dota (2) | hon (2) | smite (2) | spongebob (2) | tumblr (2)
I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#59 - Picture 05/17/2015 on Hellsing Comp +1
#145 - for some reason im not suprised  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on the statue 0
#150 - keltainenlumi (05/17/2015) [-]
It's not even my worst one.
#12 - Arceus literally pokemon god with godlike powers … 05/17/2015 on Who is your poke personal pet 0
#4 - nice try FBI, im not falling for that one again  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Share The .swf 0
User avatar #5 - narluga (05/17/2015) [-]
Try this one instead: http://hestia.dance/
User avatar #6 - miczel (05/18/2015) [-]
Is there more sites like this?
User avatar #7 - narluga (05/18/2015) [-]
If by like that, you mean a animated loop to music, then yes, if you mean more of the anime or what ever, then idk.
bringvictory.com/
studenthome.nku.edu/~russelljo/flash/dudefalling.swf
putintheritzon.ytmnd.com/
www.matmartinez.net/nsfw/
User avatar #8 - miczel (05/19/2015) [-]
Thanks. I did some research and I found this thebest404pageever.com/swf/index.php
#2 - lol normies 05/17/2015 on (untitled) 0
#10 - Behemoth, black, hibernation and sagacity massi… 05/17/2015 on Become unstopable +1
#20 - allah ackbar friend :^) 05/15/2015 on ISLAM FACT #G HOW TO... +1
#204 - wat 05/15/2015 on The horror +1
#6 - i find the whole concept of tipping extremely jewish …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on How much you tip your... +7
User avatar #17 - ieatbengay (05/15/2015) [-]
they know what they're getting into there is literally no problem with that

#46 - wat 05/15/2015 on Its so worth watching 0
#103 - stick your dick in it 05/15/2015 on Cosplay Photos I've taken 0
#17 - >spank neck >nuzzle feet >nibble arm >…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Spank +86
#70 - deathknifeone (05/14/2015) [-]
spank eye
#33 - anonymous (05/14/2015) [-]
It doesn't help that they have 9 options on 6-sided die.
#56 - jiltist (05/14/2015) [-]
Consider this: the dice do not exclusively have actions or objects.
User avatar #23 - dustboy (05/14/2015) [-]
what if i love feet, and would nuzzle them with plessure
#27 - ivehadworse (05/14/2015) [-]
And no one can't judge you because of the dice.
#26 - THANK GOD HØYRE GOT VOTED IN WE STOPPED THE TUMOR BE…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2015 on SWEDEN YES +15
User avatar #59 - dennymyman (05/14/2015) [-]
They've done a pretty shitty job with everything else, though..
User avatar #42 - zevran (05/14/2015) [-]
Have you gotten the Conservatives mixed up with the Progress party, or are you just combining the ruling coalition under the banner of "Høyre"?
#29 - veryboredlookfunny (05/14/2015) [-]
good for you. wish the us had hoyre and your cool O's
User avatar #37 - hetzerdk (05/14/2015) [-]
Høyre is right(-wing) for nonscandinaviafags (or at least its spelled Højre in danish, the more superior language)
#38 - **** ****** you talking bad about helicopters? …  [+] (12 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Random comp: gun edition 0
#46 - skelebones (05/14/2015) [-]
you do realize the hind heli is described as russias "giant flying armored bathtub" right? it was so goddamn heavy it had to takeoff like a plane instead of a helicopter
User avatar #76 - Mahazama (05/14/2015) [-]
Lots of slightly overweight helos do takeoff rolls.
#102 - skelebones (05/14/2015) [-]
But none have to roll as long as this monstrosity. A fullsized airfield is often needed
User avatar #40 - truemox (05/14/2015) [-]
Man the Hind is badass but you gotta realize that the turbines and rotors don't hold it up. Not even it's little stubby wings. It really is so ugly that the earth repels it.

-a fixed wing pilot
User avatar #77 - Mahazama (05/14/2015) [-]
Can your fixed wing aircraft land/ takeoff in super confined areas and levitate?
I think not.
#86 - reduxalicious (05/14/2015) [-]
Lol..
User avatar #87 - Mahazama (05/14/2015) [-]
Okay. Can it do troop insertions and not be rapidly becoming outdated?
#88 - reduxalicious (05/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #89 - Mahazama (05/14/2015) [-]
tiltrotor, basically a helicopter
User avatar #90 - reduxalicious (05/14/2015) [-]
They fly with the VMM Squadrons which means Fixed-wing Marine Medium Lift
User avatar #93 - Mahazama (05/14/2015) [-]
Well Da Devil Dawgs better update their titles. M'reens are laughably outdated in Fixed wing and helo power, by the USAF and US Army respectively. They still fly Harriers and Glorified Hueys. The US Army flies stealth blackhawks, will soon have S-97 and Defiant. and the Air Force has the Raptor, stealth drones like Sentinel. Even the US Navy is soon to acquire the X-47B. Meanwhile the Marines have nothing truly new in their inventory.
User avatar #97 - reduxalicious (05/14/2015) [-]
Even the USAF has it classified with their Fixed Wing Aircraft...


The US Department of Transportation just recently back in 2013 requested that the FAA change it to a Fixed Wing Designation, the new civil BA-609 FAA Regulation say's any tiltrotor must meet requirements for both Fixed and Rotary Wings,



The V22 is only under helicopter regulations during take off and landings, during flight it goes back to Fixed Wing standards. Technically it is a Hybrid but IMO It's damn sure more Aircraft then it is Whirly Bird seeing as it still as a large ass fixed wing
#33 - did someone say rare? 05/14/2015 on The original has become the... 0
#43 - ALAS IT IS MY EVIL TWIN SEPARATED FROM ME AT BIRTH 05/14/2015 on (untitled) +4
#10 - husbando you ******* normie  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2015 on the arm is strong +6
#12 - legitimately (05/13/2015) [-]
I meant what I said.
#17 - **** ****** you cant just say that without posti…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2015 on TM81 +2
User avatar #18 - kyoun (05/13/2015) [-]
Well, that's where it becomes a bit of a problem. The person who does the naughty stuff doesn't do any of it for free and is hosted on slipshine.net . I used to have one of her comics, but that's somewhere in my 105 gigabyte porn folder.
User avatar #21 - donbionicle (05/13/2015) [-]
Best get file diving, son.
User avatar #25 - kyoun (05/13/2015) [-]
Sure thing, let me just upload it to NSFW and get in trouble for posting copyrighted material. Yeah, nah. I love you, Funnyjunk, but I can't be doing that, c'mon. But I can offer this: 7chan.org/pco/res/4724-100.html Got that after a google search.
#15 - **** ****** you cant just say that without posti…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/13/2015 on TM81 +5
User avatar #16 - kyoun (05/13/2015) [-]
It's not like this comic has anything beyond it, but this artist loves their dickgirls
User avatar #26 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
Aw, bummer. Does he do any SFW work on deviantart or something?
#27 - kyoun (05/13/2015) [-]
I don't know. It's not like I'm an encyclopedia about what dickgirl-drawing artists do in their free time.
User avatar #28 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
Well, but I thought this particular comic might have been posted in a, uh, more sanitarian place than "Peter's Porn Pit" or whatever. Can you at least tell me the artist's name?
User avatar #29 - kyoun (05/13/2015) [-]
Artist goes by Momo on the website.
#17 - hypex (05/13/2015) [-]
shit nigger you cant just say that without posting source gimme gimme
User avatar #18 - kyoun (05/13/2015) [-]
Well, that's where it becomes a bit of a problem. The person who does the naughty stuff doesn't do any of it for free and is hosted on slipshine.net . I used to have one of her comics, but that's somewhere in my 105 gigabyte porn folder.
User avatar #21 - donbionicle (05/13/2015) [-]
Best get file diving, son.
User avatar #25 - kyoun (05/13/2015) [-]
Sure thing, let me just upload it to NSFW and get in trouble for posting copyrighted material. Yeah, nah. I love you, Funnyjunk, but I can't be doing that, c'mon. But I can offer this: 7chan.org/pco/res/4724-100.html Got that after a google search.
#11 - lol newfag :^) 05/13/2015 on Safety Snails +3
#21 - well, technically... 05/13/2015 on Sketchy Shit +6
#45 - morbidly obese 05/13/2015 on Morbid photographs #4 :... +3
#80 - make a sexy pinup of hitler next? 05/13/2015 on FJ choice +1
#48 - >ive operated and built dozens of gas chambers >sle…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2015 on Rekt +20
User avatar #101 - thegrimpoe (05/13/2015) [-]
hitler didn't operate shit, cept maybe in ww1
#47 - Comment deleted 05/13/2015 on Rekt 0

Comments(182):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#78 - hypex (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#180 - johrny ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Dude, you know cisbattledroid? that ******** deleted your source comment on his content were he use the droids as censores. Can you help out a faggot in need?
User avatar #183 to #180 - hypex (05/12/2015) [-]
i just copied someone elses source on there seconds before it got deleted, sorry mate


and **** themed accounts
#178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah question*"**
**hellpwnage rolls _. All the cool kids are doing it.**
#179 to #178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah answer*"**
**hellpwnage rolls A great big floppy donkey dick.**
#171 - lilRican ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!   
   
Lets do this!
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!

Lets do this!
#174 to #173 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
where did you come from again?
where did you come from again?
#175 to #174 - lilRican ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
#176 to #175 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
sure why not
#181 to #176 - johrny ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
oh besides. i want source on that one too pls
User avatar #182 to #181 - hypex (05/12/2015) [-]
after that image, youre not getting anything
#184 to #182 - johrny ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Please!
Please!
#177 to #176 - lilRican ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
heres our fusion dance
heres our fusion dance
#168 - miia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
You up?
#169 to #168 - hypex (03/29/2015) [-]
yes
yes


#170 to #169 - miia ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
#160 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
Hiiiiii~
#162 to #161 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
DON'T TEST ME SON!
User avatar #158 - Sperit (03/08/2015) [-]
You are cool
User avatar #159 to #158 - hypex (03/08/2015) [-]
i am? i had no idea
#133 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Only 1 			****		. Fukin srub.
Only 1 **** . Fukin srub.
User avatar #152 to #133 - hypex (02/28/2015) [-]
its 4 now ******
User avatar #153 to #152 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
******* perv posting ****
#154 to #153 - hypex (02/28/2015) [-]
awwwwwww yisss
awwwwwww yisss
#132 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you'rr taking it up the bum
#129 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
I said I'd be here, ****** .
User avatar #134 to #129 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Where?
User avatar #135 to #134 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Here.
User avatar #136 to #135 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Makes sense.
#137 to #136 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Indeed.
Indeed.
#139 to #138 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Random maybe awful joke?
#141 to #140 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
I feel a weird vibe here, man...
#142 to #141 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
No such things happening over here...
#143 to #142 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
What if I wanna suck boobs?
What if I wanna suck boobs?
#145 to #144 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
#147 to #146 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Sorry. A little typo there in my interests. They should not be flat.
#148 to #147 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
So sporty tomboy size. I can get behind that. In more ways than 1. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#149 to #148 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like  as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes.  Front is great too.   GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes. Front is great too. GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
#150 to #149 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh well. Time to sleep. It's your fault if I get tomboy dreams now. ty
also
Red alert 3 was funf
User avatar #151 to #150 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Tomboy dreams are best dreams. u welcum
Ayyyy! Still play RA2 sometimes online. Taking a break from it nowadays tho.

Good night. Swet dreams.
#130 to #129 - hypex (01/05/2015) [-]
you real human bean you
you real human bean you
#131 to #130 - rejakted (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
#128 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
User avatar #155 to #128 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
hi
#156 to #155 - havockwzy ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
User avatar #157 to #156 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Deep plot animemes
#111 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#112 to #111 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
A REAL BEAN?
#113 to #112 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
you betcha
#114 to #113 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2* sweet
User avatar #120 to #115 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Yeah the new rolling system takes some getting used to.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
User avatar #124 to #120 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
oh hello, where did you come from? o:
#117 to #115 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**havockwzy rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
#121 to #117 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****hypex rolls 89**
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hypex rolls 89**
#122 to #121 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**havockwzy rolls 21**

you were so close, yet so far
#116 to #115 - havockwzy has deleted their comment [-]
#119 to #118 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#107 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
this is the new ******** central!
#108 to #107 - hypex (12/29/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#109 to #108 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
le epic maymays
#102 to #101 - hypex (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
User avatar #97 - maxismahname ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#164 to #100 - hypex (03/19/2015) [-]
WHO HAS TO STEP UP THEIR GAME NOW?
User avatar #165 to #164 - maxismahname ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
We both ****** up didn't we lol. I haven't been going on FJ much trying to get platinum on Far Cry 4, plus GTA heists, I'm still obsessed with this site
#166 to #165 - hypex (03/20/2015) [-]
same boat as you, lots of dota and WoW lately
User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#89 to #88 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
...
#90 to #89 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
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