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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:NOREG
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Content Ranking:#567
Comment Ranking:#71
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#165 - oh admin-sama 12/14/2014 on vocaroo motivational +1
#99 - you passed me you bastard  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on hypex's profile 0
User avatar #100 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#5 - go dig through 4chan archives, good luck finding it though  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on the driver +3
User avatar #6 - episode (12/13/2014) [-]
Fuck that. Too lazy.
User avatar #10 - nikolaier (12/14/2014) [-]
That's the spirit.
#29 - made audible laugh 12/13/2014 on The cringe... it's taking over +1
#3 - **** I WAS GONNA POST THAT 12/13/2014 on MFW bitches talk about... 0
#3 - Ah, the adventures of 4chan  [+] (11 new replies) 12/13/2014 on the driver +54
User avatar #19 - TheFixer (12/14/2014) [-]
11/10 some dipshit actually did it in real life. you have nothing further to aspire to.
User avatar #16 - lukecrant (12/14/2014) [-]
Laughing so hard at this right now
User avatar #15 - ablakguy (12/14/2014) [-]
I feel like a shithead but this is the hardest ive laughed in a few days. What an ass but its the fact I didnt see it coming was hilarious.
User avatar #11 - neokun (12/14/2014) [-]
Tiffany you fucking idiot.
User avatar #9 - anonefgthree (12/14/2014) [-]
Well that just made me sad
#7 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
how could he make the bunny suffer
#14 - Weekendman (12/14/2014) [-]
for the lulz, apparently.
User avatar #4 - episode (12/13/2014) [-]
Shit man, where the rest of that thread?
User avatar #5 - hypex (12/13/2014) [-]
go dig through 4chan archives, good luck finding it though
User avatar #6 - episode (12/13/2014) [-]
Fuck that. Too lazy.
User avatar #10 - nikolaier (12/14/2014) [-]
That's the spirit.
#4 - my finals are due soon, im gonna get my privilege checked and … 12/13/2014 on finals week +9
#18 - since we are all just posting webm's 12/13/2014 on ISIS recruitment videos +2
#10 - "im a virgin doe" 12/13/2014 on Andre Hasler's Tent Art +23
#23 - yeah but you dont play blood DK to be powerful, you play it to…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on world of pvp 0
#24 - captnnorway (12/13/2014) [-]
No, the worst is a 2v2 combo with Holy Paladin and Guardian Drood. well at least in MoP, haven't been focusing on PvP in WoD after I lost my BM hunter burst. . Tank can't die, unless you nuke it, but if you do that the healer just keeps him up. Try to CC the healer? Shit the tank doesn't give a fuck and will survive the whole shit. Trying to nuke the healer? Tank pops hearth of the wild and helps healing. Also tank droods do quite a lot of damage, so they aren't just meatshields like DKs.
I only got to 1500ish in 2s though, dunno how that combo is when you get higher.
User avatar #26 - jaggedpvp (12/13/2014) [-]
you prob wont see that comp past 1500 mmr

all just hunters and pallas
#11 - its tasty, just imagine sticking your tongue in there and givi… 12/13/2014 on It happened again 0
#21 - dont know why people bash on blood DK, its SO much fun running…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2014 on world of pvp 0
User avatar #22 - smashingtonic (12/13/2014) [-]
Frost is were the power is at
#23 - hypex (12/13/2014) [-]
yeah but you dont play blood DK to be powerful, you play it to pull entire instances worth of creeps without a healer and completely ignore rogues and hunters in PvP
#24 - captnnorway (12/13/2014) [-]
No, the worst is a 2v2 combo with Holy Paladin and Guardian Drood. well at least in MoP, haven't been focusing on PvP in WoD after I lost my BM hunter burst. . Tank can't die, unless you nuke it, but if you do that the healer just keeps him up. Try to CC the healer? Shit the tank doesn't give a fuck and will survive the whole shit. Trying to nuke the healer? Tank pops hearth of the wild and helps healing. Also tank droods do quite a lot of damage, so they aren't just meatshields like DKs.
I only got to 1500ish in 2s though, dunno how that combo is when you get higher.
User avatar #26 - jaggedpvp (12/13/2014) [-]
you prob wont see that comp past 1500 mmr

all just hunters and pallas
#17 - Burger King?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/13/2014 on world of pvp 0
User avatar #19 - smashingtonic (12/13/2014) [-]
Fuck DK. Christ
#21 - hypex (12/13/2014) [-]
dont know why people bash on blood DK, its SO much fun running around and watching 15 people try to kill you while you spam deathstrike and give 0 fucks



wanna play warsong gulch? let me just stroll into your base, pick up the flag, take a pleasant stroll back
User avatar #22 - smashingtonic (12/13/2014) [-]
Frost is were the power is at
#23 - hypex (12/13/2014) [-]
yeah but you dont play blood DK to be powerful, you play it to pull entire instances worth of creeps without a healer and completely ignore rogues and hunters in PvP
#24 - captnnorway (12/13/2014) [-]
No, the worst is a 2v2 combo with Holy Paladin and Guardian Drood. well at least in MoP, haven't been focusing on PvP in WoD after I lost my BM hunter burst. . Tank can't die, unless you nuke it, but if you do that the healer just keeps him up. Try to CC the healer? Shit the tank doesn't give a fuck and will survive the whole shit. Trying to nuke the healer? Tank pops hearth of the wild and helps healing. Also tank droods do quite a lot of damage, so they aren't just meatshields like DKs.
I only got to 1500ish in 2s though, dunno how that combo is when you get higher.
User avatar #26 - jaggedpvp (12/13/2014) [-]
you prob wont see that comp past 1500 mmr

all just hunters and pallas
#37 - Grey the amount of ******* with people i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Choice game +1
#538 - bearception (12/16/2014) [-]
I chose grey because

you can move yourself, so you can fly at the speed of sound.
move light around to become invisible
bend space time to have FTL/ teleportation
telekinesis
fly faster than the speed of sound
phase through "solid" objects
quantum teleportation
you can kick any earth animals ass at anything
constantly stress your muscles to get jacked
bend space time around your brain so your brain can perceive things in slow motion.
bend space time around yourself so everyone around you travels in slow motion
move entire stars/ galaxy's at a whim
time travel to
bend space time to see into the future
bend space time to travel "through" solid objects
change solid objects into gas
heal injuries at atomic level
change your body and make yourself smarter by adding just a bit more grey matter, the smarter you become, the more capable you will be of changing yourself more and becoming smarter.
#24 - <- this is literally polygon and gawker 12/13/2014 on It's not funny anymore. +1
#269 - easiest choice of my life 12/13/2014 on Poke Rolls 0
#268 - **hypex used "*roll 3, pokemon*"** **hypex rolls Cobalion**…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Poke Rolls 0
#269 - hypex (12/13/2014) [-]
easiest choice of my life
#4 - Picture 12/13/2014 on Strong man +1
#3 - >tfw you have a quarry to settle  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Strong man +1
#13 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
Took me a second to see it
#258 - *roll 1, DotA* admin pls 12/13/2014 on even more roll types 0
#25 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2014 on The cringe... it's taking over +27
#92 - galiogolem (12/14/2014) [-]
"And then comes your argument"
#32 - respawnhydra (12/13/2014) [-]
#36 - magicmatchsticks (12/13/2014) [-]
#28 - darcabyss (12/13/2014) [-]
"For my next trick, blaghablbahbhalba."
#29 - hypex (12/13/2014) [-]
made audible laugh
#8 - the buff cat one is ******* awesome … 12/13/2014 on Artist transforms drawings... +6
#9 - look at all that funny 12/13/2014 on Who wore it better? 0
#5 - the last one, i can hear the "Do'h"  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on 121214 +6
User avatar #29 - tehweave (12/14/2014) [-]
Daaaaaaaaavid Letterman!

DOH!
User avatar #10 - holycrapimacupcake (12/13/2014) [-]
The ones who can't have something wrong with them.
#9 - have fun  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2014 on It happened again 0
#40 - alfonshister (12/13/2014) [-]
MOOOOODS

WHERE ARE YOU
User avatar #32 - jiichei (12/13/2014) [-]
I wanna poke that thing with a stick.
what the hell is that crater doing there?
User avatar #10 - lethaldose (12/13/2014) [-]
ok, what is that ? i don't see no spinal line, and the tissue underneath seems like a fat layer (mighty fat layer) eaten out by some kind of parasite (judging from shape) or destroyed by some kind of infection/necrosis (but necrosis wouldn't go that deep i guess) or it can be just opened artificialy for some kind of excision ... sooo, what is it ?
#11 - hypex (12/13/2014) [-]
its tasty, just imagine sticking your tongue in there and giving it a good lick :^)

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#78 - hypex (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#102 to #101 - hypex (8 hours ago) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#90 to #89 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
User avatar #73 to #72 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
What's the next top tier Nvidia card I'll be waiting for?

I want to upgrade my processor to one of the higher end i7's as well but I know my motherboard isn't compatible with those.
User avatar #74 to #73 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
well then i suggest getting a new motherboard before anything, and the next Nvidia stuff to come is the 1k series im guessing?
User avatar #75 to #74 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright then, any recommendations on a motherboard that's not too pricey but also goes with the better i7's?
1k series? But weren't the 900's just released or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
**** gets released by the hour, but in all seriousness, wait for ones that are optimized for 4k graphics. buying a high end one now isnt that worth it
and i dont know all that much about motherboards, try asking on some subreddit that deals with PC building
User avatar #77 to #76 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Fair enough, yeah.

Alright, thanks for the help bro.
#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
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