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#13 - but.... but why on earth would someone do this? …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Effects of different drugs +4
#133 - fcrocker (08/19/2014) [-]
Whippets cannot kill you, the only reason they are bad for you is because they starve your brain of oxygen for like a minute. So they also kill off a shit tonne of brain cells.
People do them a lot at parties because they are pretty intense and last for like 20-30 seconds. And there's pretty much zero risk And also because they are morons.

Only people to have died, bought an industrial sized canister and left it open in their car until they suffocated.

tldr: Party drug for morons, no oxygen = bad
User avatar #38 - Hreidmar (08/19/2014) [-]
Well, various providers have adapted them so that they're 'safer' to use. They come in little canisters and convenient aerosolizers (if that's the word. I've been up for over three days, I can be arsed to think.) Pretty common at college parties because they're quick, and technically not illegal because they're used in cooking and I think machinery sometimes.

I absolutely despise them. People make the usual excuses that 'it's just a gas, it's safe' and shit like that. I'm really heavily biased against them, I hate them more than they deserve, but I've had to watch someone I really care about take them multiple times until she was blue in the face and I couldn't do a goddamn thing about it.

Sorry. Got that off my chest.
#10 - as someone who isnt "hip" and "in touch with to…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Effects of different drugs +17
#138 - other (08/20/2014) [-]
All this lot seem to have never done Nos (that's what we call Whippits over here in sunny England), so I'm going to try and explain what it's like from experience.
> Be me.
> 2010.
> 18, done a bit of weed before, nothing else.
> Evening before Glastonbury Festival, friend is staying over so we can get in early tomorrow.
> He arrives, late as fuck. Parents are asleep.
> 'Hey man I brought the weed!'
> Shut the fuck up.
> Weed is actually okay, better than what he usually gets.
> 'I've also got 100 Nos canisters!'
> What.
> 'Yeah man you have to try it.'
> I say fine, shall we do it now?
> 'No you need a whipped cream dispenser and I don't have one.'
> What.
> Fast forward to us in the festival, managed to borrow another friend's whipped cream dispenser. At tents, it's hot AF.
> Okay let's do this.
> First friend unscrews the top of the dispenser and inserts one of the 100 little metal Nos canisters that we have.
> Screws the top back on and it goes 'tsssssss'.
> wtfmayte.gif
> Friend then grabs a balloon and sticks over the nozzle of the whipped cream dispenser.
> 'Hold that on there.'
> I keep it squeezed on as he pulls the trigger, and the balloon slowly inflates.
> I remove the balloon and keep hold of the end so the gas doesn't escape.
cont.
#140 - other (08/20/2014) [-]
> Friend inflates one for himself.
> Now fucking what.
> 'Put the balloon in your mouth and breathe in as deeply as you can. But not just once, that's how the rookies do it.'
> He's telling me I have to repeatedly breathe this mysterious gas.
> Yeah, okay.
> 'Keep going until the balloon is empty.'
> Can we just fucking do this already, we're going to miss Gorillaz.
> Friend sticks balloon in his mouth and starts sucking it like a little dick.
> I do the same.
> Take a massive breath, let it out slowly.
> Partly through mouth back into the balloon, partly through nose into the open air.
> Manage 4 more massive breaths and feel like I'm about to explode.
> Friend has finished his and he reaches over and squeezes my balloon until it's empty.
> Oh Fuck Me.
> Little flaccid balloon cock falls from my mouth as a drop backwards and just lie there.
> Lips numb, tongue numb, ears numb, hands and feet numb.
> Head feels like it's completely filled with gas.
> Can hear deep, thumping bass in my brain.
> There isn't even a band on.
> After 90 seconds of this I'm back to normal.
> It's a fast and extreme high.
> Friend grins at me.
> 'Shall we do another one?'
> Do all those 100 canisters between us over the next 5 days. They're super moreish.
And that's pretty much it. As far as I can tell they haven't had any negative effects. inb4 'hurr durr you're a drug addict you don't know anything'. Nos isn't addictive, it's just really nice.
User avatar #137 - critality (08/20/2014) [-]
Steve o Demise and Rise pt1 this should give you an idea
User avatar #34 - gibroner (08/19/2014) [-]
nitrous oxide (aka laughing gas) called whippets because a common way of doing them is to suck the gas left over from empty whipped cream cannisters
#14 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
aerosol
User avatar #83 - hor (08/19/2014) [-]
Not even close..
#12 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
They're basically the propellant canisters in things like whipped cream, pressurized nitrous oxide. A 'Whippit' is when one of them is when one is cracked open and released into a balloon and inhaled, and the partial asphyxiation from not actually breathing oxygen apparently gets you high. Inhalants ain't anything ta' fuck with, they can kill you regardless of experience.
User avatar #86 - hor (08/19/2014) [-]
"The pharmacological mechanism of action of N
2O in medicine is not fully known. However, it has been shown to directly modulate a broad range of ligand-gated ion channels, and this likely plays a major role in many of its effects. It moderately blocks NMDA and β2-subunit-containing nACh channels, weakly inhibits AMPA, kainate, GABAC, and 5-HT3 receptors, and slightly potentiates GABAA and glycine receptors.[27][28] It has also been shown to activate two-pore-domain K+
channels.[29] While N
2O affects quite a few ion channels, its anaesthetic, hallucinogenic, and euphoriant effects are likely caused predominantly or fully via inhibition of NMDAR-mediated currents.[27][30] In addition to its effects on ion channels, N
2O may act to imitate nitric oxide (NO) in the central nervous system, and this may be related to its analgesic and anxiolytic properties."
Straight from the Wiki. While most inhalants deprive the brain of oxygen, Nitrous oxide's main effect is actually as an NMDA antagonist, which is what gives it a dissociative effect. If you have a medical grade tank(think dentist office), you can actually have it deliver oxygen along with it to reduce risk of suffocation and still get the effects, if you need any further proof that it isn't a result of a lack of oxygen.
User avatar #76 - heroicdose (08/19/2014) [-]
the high doesnt have to do with cutting oxygen. thats fairly nonsensical really. hold your breath for 30 seconds, do you feel high?
#13 - hypex (08/19/2014) [-]
but....

but why on earth would someone do this?

why not do crack or some drug thats atleast safer? (not saying anyone should do drugs, but come on, its better to smoke pot than doing krokodil or something)
#133 - fcrocker (08/19/2014) [-]
Whippets cannot kill you, the only reason they are bad for you is because they starve your brain of oxygen for like a minute. So they also kill off a shit tonne of brain cells.
People do them a lot at parties because they are pretty intense and last for like 20-30 seconds. And there's pretty much zero risk And also because they are morons.

Only people to have died, bought an industrial sized canister and left it open in their car until they suffocated.

tldr: Party drug for morons, no oxygen = bad
User avatar #38 - Hreidmar (08/19/2014) [-]
Well, various providers have adapted them so that they're 'safer' to use. They come in little canisters and convenient aerosolizers (if that's the word. I've been up for over three days, I can be arsed to think.) Pretty common at college parties because they're quick, and technically not illegal because they're used in cooking and I think machinery sometimes.

I absolutely despise them. People make the usual excuses that 'it's just a gas, it's safe' and shit like that. I'm really heavily biased against them, I hate them more than they deserve, but I've had to watch someone I really care about take them multiple times until she was blue in the face and I couldn't do a goddamn thing about it.

Sorry. Got that off my chest.
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#3 - chcknchsr (08/19/2014) [-]
not enough pronouns

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No schlongs of Skyrim. 0/10
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This is even better than the swearing mudcrabs.
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link?
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Skyrim: Swearing Mudcrab mod Can't find it on the nexus for some reason, so have a video.
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#46 - redheadguy (08/18/2014) [-]
This is what popped in my mind when i read the word Queen, and i thought well that's kind of ironic. Sorry England.
#37 - oubliette (08/18/2014) [-]
lul bc all i see is the queen yelling at niggers
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...So you won't have to suffer the arduous experience of seeing an ad on the side of the screen that hardly intrudes on the rest of the page or even remotely inconveniences you at all?
User avatar #22 - deathspawn (08/16/2014) [-]
you mean Aidblock?
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Faggit
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User avatar #116 - katarinaismywaifu (08/16/2014) [-]
I don't get the joke
#65 - fuckthemhipsters (08/15/2014) [-]
Fucking rekt
#48 - Mozzak (08/15/2014) [-]
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#62 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#64 to #63 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU or US?
#65 to #64 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#66 to #65 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU!
#67 to #66 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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