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hypex

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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:NOREG
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Content Ranking:#2846
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Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#65
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Content Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 206 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 207 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 5.9% (59/1000)
Level 330 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:3
Content Views:610345
Times Content Favorited:1405 times
Total Comments Made:5235
FJ Points:41128
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

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#9 - my soulmate is a *********** twat that seems to beat of…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Soul mate +2
User avatar #17 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/24/2015) [-]
sup faggot
User avatar #15 - cptcanada (03/24/2015) [-]
im right here
#9 - Picture 03/24/2015 on Food Porn +3
#15 - **** kids at some point in everyone's life the… 03/24/2015 on probably because iam still... +1
#5 - >not running max armor enforcer with minigun and RPG …  [+] (13 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Payday 2 +61
#13 - GeneralLeeInsane (03/24/2015) [-]
>walking around like a bloody bulldozer

More like limping everywhere.
Just go sanic fast, dodge build, Swan Song Ace, carry the Buzzsaw, and whatever secondary you prefer, kill two birds with one stone, being destructive as fuck (particularly when shit's getting real), and still being able to run like your mattress is on fire.
User avatar #38 - stalkerexplain (03/24/2015) [-]
Why this barrel
#64 - GeneralLeeInsane (03/25/2015) [-]
Something wrong with me wanting to be able to actually HIT MY FUCKIN TARGET?
User avatar #68 - stalkerexplain (03/25/2015) [-]
I can kill snipers on cook off with standard barrel. It's not that hard.
User avatar #56 - remsaman (03/25/2015) [-]
Buzzsaw with max stability is the best LMG you can equip.
#60 - fulgrimventris (03/25/2015) [-]
>not KSP with maxed accuracy
User avatar #65 - remsaman (03/25/2015) [-]
Higher max ammo means you can loot more ammo off corpses, which means you might not even need an ammo pack if you aim it right.

not to mention the higher ROF means you can shred bulldozers without even losing all your armor.
#66 - fulgrimventris (03/25/2015) [-]
i prefer the KSP for both it's accuracy and endurance, with my build it has a total ammo of 500, and a bigger magazine than the buzzsaw. the buzzsaw is really good at close range shooting, but the KSP properly modded can be used as an assault rifle and an LMG perfect for shooting cops at medium ranges and sweeping hallways down.
it's just a buzzsaw that sacrifices some DPS in exchange for a massive amount of versatility
User avatar #67 - remsaman (03/25/2015) [-]
Thats why i equip the patchet with all the loud mods on it. it lets me shoot anything out of range, like snipers or whatever, and anything else i can just shoot with the buzzsaw.

with enough practice you can still longe-range enemies with the buzzsaw. equip a laser sight and learn where the centre of screen is.
#6 - fulgrimventris (03/24/2015) [-]
aw yeah, with aced inspire too.

carry pubs and botched all day EVERYDAY
with MAXED ARMORER
i dont have the overkill pack so i just ball hard with a modded out KSP and the specops submachinegun for i need to sneeki breeki at 75% detection risk
User avatar #7 - fulgrimventris (03/24/2015) [-]
botched stealth*
User avatar #32 - craxxet (03/24/2015) [-]
Payday 2: The Diamond, Solo Stealth, DW, NA, NE, NDC, 75 Detection. [Patch 50]

Just because you can't doesn't mean others can't.

Seriously who has time for this shit, stealthing any DW heist with 75 detection, wtf..
User avatar #59 - fulgrimventris (03/25/2015) [-]
75 detection stealth is best stealth, fucking casul
#2 - those things are like my ex, you put a hand even close to him …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on OP's soap dispenser -22
#3 - madb (03/24/2015) [-]
wow talking shitt about you're ex over funnyjunk. you're fucking bitter.
#4 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
Calm down, there has been tons of content posted that has said almost the exact same thing. The difference is that while you're being negative, most of those content posts made it to front page.
#6 - Good news everyone! Sperit 's waifu is recyclable! 03/24/2015 on Recycle +2
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#36 - tohdaryl comic awwwwwww YISSSSSSSSS 03/24/2015 on A kiss before going to work +5
#12 - i ******* hate this game so much its like… 03/24/2015 on I'm Sensing a Pattern Here +3
#23 - you do know that the age limit on sex in most countries is 16 right? 03/24/2015 on Better show your work 0
#11 - some weird **** school probably lurkers of 4chi… 03/24/2015 on Jared +2
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#28 - atomicjojo (03/24/2015) [-]
Fucking ass... i play GW2, and they combined all servers onto a mega-server, basically mixing rp servers and pve servers into one set of instance based servers, and now you cannot get away from them... I occasionally try to spoil it if it reaches a certain level of cringe.
#16 - omfgninjaneer (03/24/2015) [-]
Goldshire* if we are want to be judgemental based on a fraction of people, then pve and pvp servers are the worst possible places for their elitists and bad communities
User avatar #14 - YllekNayr (03/24/2015) [-]
The fact that this is a log of whispers, rather than public emotes, means one of the involved parties must have shared this image.

Why would someone do that?
#10 - shickle (03/24/2015) [-]
ok, so what does Jared have to do with this forsaken mess?
#11 - hypex (03/24/2015) [-]
some weird fuck
school
probably lurkers of 4chins

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#78 - hypex ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#160 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
Hiiiiii~
#161 to #160 - hypex ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
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#162 to #161 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
DON'T TEST ME SON!
#163 to #162 - hypex ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #158 - Sperit (03/08/2015) [-]
You are cool
User avatar #159 to #158 - hypex ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
i am? i had no idea
#133 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Only 1 			****		. Fukin srub.
Only 1 **** . Fukin srub.
User avatar #152 to #133 - hypex ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
its 4 now ******
User avatar #153 to #152 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
******* perv posting ****
#154 to #153 - hypex ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
awwwwwww yisss
awwwwwww yisss
#132 - havockwzy (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you'rr taking it up the bum
#129 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
I said I'd be here, ****** .
User avatar #135 to #134 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Here.
User avatar #136 to #135 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Makes sense.
#137 to #136 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Indeed.
Indeed.
#139 to #138 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Random maybe awful joke?
#141 to #140 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
I feel a weird vibe here, man...
#142 to #141 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
No such things happening over here...
#143 to #142 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
What if I wanna suck boobs?
What if I wanna suck boobs?
#145 to #144 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
#147 to #146 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Sorry. A little typo there in my interests. They should not be flat.
#148 to #147 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
So sporty tomboy size. I can get behind that. In more ways than 1. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#149 to #148 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like  as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes.  Front is great too.   GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes. Front is great too. GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
#150 to #149 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh well. Time to sleep. It's your fault if I get tomboy dreams now. ty
also
Red alert 3 was funf
User avatar #151 to #150 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Tomboy dreams are best dreams. u welcum
Ayyyy! Still play RA2 sometimes online. Taking a break from it nowadays tho.

Good night. Swet dreams.
#130 to #129 - hypex ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
you real human bean you
you real human bean you
#131 to #130 - rejakted (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
#128 - havockwzy (01/03/2015) [-]
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
#156 to #155 - havockwzy (02/28/2015) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
User avatar #157 to #156 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
Deep plot animemes
#111 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#112 to #111 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
A REAL BEAN?
#114 to #113 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2* sweet
User avatar #120 to #115 - giffythetoad ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Yeah the new rolling system takes some getting used to.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
User avatar #127 to #125 - giffythetoad ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #124 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh hello, where did you come from? o:
#117 to #115 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**havockwzy rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
#121 to #117 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****hypex rolls 89**
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hypex rolls 89**
#122 to #121 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**havockwzy rolls 21**

you were so close, yet so far
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#118 to #116 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
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#119 to #118 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#107 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
this is the new ******** central!
#108 to #107 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#109 to #108 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
le epic maymays
#110 to #109 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
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#102 to #101 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
#104 to #103 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Great!
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#164 to #100 - hypex ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
WHO HAS TO STEP UP THEIR GAME NOW?
User avatar #165 to #164 - maxismahname (03/20/2015) [-]
We both ****** up didn't we lol. I haven't been going on FJ much trying to get platinum on Far Cry 4, plus GTA heists, I'm still obsessed with this site
#166 to #165 - hypex ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
same boat as you, lots of dota and WoW lately
#98 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#90 to #89 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
#80 to #79 - hypex ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
User avatar #73 to #72 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
What's the next top tier Nvidia card I'll be waiting for?

I want to upgrade my processor to one of the higher end i7's as well but I know my motherboard isn't compatible with those.
User avatar #74 to #73 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
well then i suggest getting a new motherboard before anything, and the next Nvidia stuff to come is the 1k series im guessing?
User avatar #75 to #74 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright then, any recommendations on a motherboard that's not too pricey but also goes with the better i7's?
1k series? But weren't the 900's just released or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
**** gets released by the hour, but in all seriousness, wait for ones that are optimized for 4k graphics. buying a high end one now isnt that worth it
and i dont know all that much about motherboards, try asking on some subreddit that deals with PC building
User avatar #77 to #76 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Fair enough, yeah.

Alright, thanks for the help bro.
#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#63 to #62 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
**** yes
#65 to #64 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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