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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:3/07/2015
Location:NOREG
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2958
Comment Ranking:#210
Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#65
Content Thumbs: 12666 total,  14243 ,  1577
Comment Thumbs: 35751 total,  39898 ,  4147
Content Level Progress: 97% (97/100)
Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 206 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 92.5% (925/1000)
Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 329 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:3
Content Views:605907
Times Content Favorited:1393 times
Total Comments Made:4835
FJ Points:39988
Favorite Tags: nigger (7) | niggers (7) | hon (2) | smite (2) | spongebob (2) | tumblr (2)
I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#73 - Microsoft security essentials and common sense, will get you f… 02/26/2015 on Norton The Dirty Jew 0
#251 - i love this game 02/26/2015 on Dark Souls Tips 0
#26 - my dick goes from E to F to G  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on The Burn Ward Rises +12
#63 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
See a doctor.
#21 - "hey what you up to?" "*long detailed messa…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Anxiety +3
#29 - junkk (02/26/2015) [-]
EVERY.
FUCKING.
TIME.
#13 - please kill yourself 02/26/2015 on babywithlips's profile 0
#86 - i want to tell you from the bottom of my heart, **** OFF 02/26/2015 on East Meets West 0
#150 - YOURE NOT FOOLING ME THIS TIME INCASE 02/25/2015 on Ice cream Time 0
#1000 - this is sarcasm folks, no need to make me the next mcstorms  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on master race +2
#1045 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
#170 - yfw mustard rice 02/25/2015 on mcstorms's profile 0
#134 - >tfw no stan bf 02/23/2015 on Hot as the Devil! +6
#18 - wat  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Red panda in snow 0
#19 - danmegaflakes (02/22/2015) [-]
Twat
#10 - FJ needs moar cute  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Red panda in snow +6
#15 - danmegaflakes (02/22/2015) [-]
I'm right over here
#18 - hypex (02/22/2015) [-]
wat
#19 - danmegaflakes (02/22/2015) [-]
Twat
#9 - Picture 02/22/2015 on Red panda in snow +6
#8 - Picture 02/22/2015 on Red panda in snow +2
#7 - Picture 02/22/2015 on Red panda in snow +1
#6 - Picture 02/22/2015 on Red panda in snow 0
#118 - what anime are the pictures from? 02/22/2015 on feels 0
#1255 - **hypex used "*roll cis privilege*"** **hypex rolls You can… 02/22/2015 on Did you check your... 0
#170 - its young yaoi porn, so in other words, little boys o…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/21/2015 on when you found your bros on FJ +1
User avatar #207 - cookiecoketwo (02/21/2015) [-]
There can be RL yaoi?
User avatar #223 - guardianatreyu (02/21/2015) [-]
That's called gay porn.
User avatar #224 - cookiecoketwo (02/21/2015) [-]
I thought Yaoi was little boys.
User avatar #225 - guardianatreyu (02/21/2015) [-]
No. That's shota.
User avatar #226 - cookiecoketwo (02/21/2015) [-]
Japanese porn is so odd.
User avatar #198 - thesoulseeker (02/21/2015) [-]
I usually see shota used as a tag for both the gay and straight kinds, just saying.
It's inconvenient for me because I don't want to read yaoi.
#55 - ******* love this guy "i COULD dona… 02/21/2015 on extra crispy +1
#76 - tis be the life of a welshman, no? 02/21/2015 on (0_0) Oh god WTF?! +10
#107 - im into yaoi and shota if people in real life fo…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/21/2015 on when you found your bros on FJ +4
#221 - shota (02/21/2015) [-]
I know dat feel mang
User avatar #163 - cookiecoketwo (02/21/2015) [-]
What's Shota?
#170 - hypex (02/21/2015) [-]
its young yaoi porn, so in other words, little boys

only drawn ones of course, i find real life kids repulsive
User avatar #207 - cookiecoketwo (02/21/2015) [-]
There can be RL yaoi?
User avatar #223 - guardianatreyu (02/21/2015) [-]
That's called gay porn.
User avatar #224 - cookiecoketwo (02/21/2015) [-]
I thought Yaoi was little boys.
User avatar #225 - guardianatreyu (02/21/2015) [-]
No. That's shota.
User avatar #226 - cookiecoketwo (02/21/2015) [-]
Japanese porn is so odd.
User avatar #198 - thesoulseeker (02/21/2015) [-]
I usually see shota used as a tag for both the gay and straight kinds, just saying.
It's inconvenient for me because I don't want to read yaoi.
#144 - anotheroneonearth (02/21/2015) [-]
you know what to do when they found it
User avatar #149 - mrbrown (02/21/2015) [-]
iiiiiiiiiiii
need sauce on that
#155 - anotheroneonearth (02/21/2015) [-]
Nichijou
Nichijou - Mio Loses It
#133 - Picture 02/21/2015 on all i feel is rage +4
#19 - Picture 02/19/2015 on Here Comes the Bus +28
#396 - draw me pls <3 02/19/2015 on Let us draw you !(description) 0

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Comments(155):

[ 155 comments ]
Latest users (1): hypex, anonymous(2).
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#78 - hypex ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#133 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Only 1 						****					. Fukin srub.
Only 1 **** . Fukin srub.
User avatar #152 to #133 - hypex ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
its 4 now ******
User avatar #153 to #152 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
******* perv posting ****
#154 to #153 - hypex ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
awwwwwww yisss
awwwwwww yisss
#132 - havockwzy (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you'rr taking it up the bum
#129 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
I said I'd be here, ****** .
User avatar #134 to #129 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Where?
User avatar #135 to #134 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Here.
User avatar #136 to #135 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Makes sense.
#137 to #136 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Indeed.
Indeed.
#139 to #138 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Random maybe awful joke?
#141 to #140 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
I feel a weird vibe here, man...
#142 to #141 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
No such things happening over here...
#143 to #142 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
What if I wanna suck boobs?
What if I wanna suck boobs?
#145 to #144 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
#147 to #146 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Sorry. A little typo there in my interests. They should not be flat.
#148 to #147 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
So sporty tomboy size. I can get behind that. In more ways than 1. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#149 to #148 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like  as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes.  Front is great too.   GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes. Front is great too. GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
#150 to #149 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh well. Time to sleep. It's your fault if I get tomboy dreams now. ty
also
Red alert 3 was funf
User avatar #151 to #150 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Tomboy dreams are best dreams. u welcum
Ayyyy! Still play RA2 sometimes online. Taking a break from it nowadays tho.

Good night. Swet dreams.
#130 to #129 - hypex ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
you real human bean you
you real human bean you
#131 to #130 - rejakted (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
#128 - havockwzy (01/03/2015) [-]
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
User avatar #155 to #128 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
hi
#156 to #155 - havockwzy (02/28/2015) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
User avatar #157 to #156 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Deep plot animemes
#111 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#112 to #111 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
A REAL BEAN?
#114 to #113 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2* sweet
User avatar #120 to #115 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Yeah the new rolling system takes some getting used to.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
User avatar #124 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh hello, where did you come from? o:
#117 to #115 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**havockwzy rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
#121 to #117 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****hypex rolls 89**
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hypex rolls 89**
#122 to #121 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**havockwzy rolls 21**

you were so close, yet so far
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#118 to #116 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#119 to #118 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#107 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
this is the new ******** central!
#108 to #107 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#109 to #108 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
le epic maymays
#110 to #109 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#102 to #101 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
#104 to #103 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Great!
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#98 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#90 to #89 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
#80 to #79 - hypex ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
User avatar #73 to #72 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
What's the next top tier Nvidia card I'll be waiting for?

I want to upgrade my processor to one of the higher end i7's as well but I know my motherboard isn't compatible with those.
User avatar #74 to #73 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
well then i suggest getting a new motherboard before anything, and the next Nvidia stuff to come is the 1k series im guessing?
User avatar #75 to #74 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright then, any recommendations on a motherboard that's not too pricey but also goes with the better i7's?
1k series? But weren't the 900's just released or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypex ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
**** gets released by the hour, but in all seriousness, wait for ones that are optimized for 4k graphics. buying a high end one now isnt that worth it
and i dont know all that much about motherboards, try asking on some subreddit that deals with PC building
User avatar #77 to #76 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Fair enough, yeah.

Alright, thanks for the help bro.
#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonexplains (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
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