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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Youtube Channel: mrtonyantonsen
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, LoL, Css
Interests: Dota, dota 2, LoL, few selected animes
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:7/28/2014
Location:Norway most likely in a pile of dicks
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how the fuck did i get here oh god im not good with the computer

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#43 - Picture 05/27/2014 on I literally can't evening 0
#24 - nonono, you misunderstand, we like to laugh at them for their …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Feels good to be skinny, bro +1
User avatar #38 - herbolifee (05/27/2014) [-]
I know, but, the joke's been made SO many times already man...
User avatar #30 - thumbingthumbing (05/27/2014) [-]
Some of you laugh, the majority will just complain in the comments.
It's not fun.
#24 - but why use red torches? now his base looks like some sort of … 05/27/2014 on Generations +1
#53 - >buying a alienware  [+] (7 new replies) 05/27/2014 on The typical FJ user battle... +4
User avatar #77 - animedudej (05/27/2014) [-]
*alienware laptop

the desktops are fine
User avatar #80 - gusherdeep (05/27/2014) [-]
No, not even the overpriced desktops are fine
#83 - mrmegot (05/27/2014) [-]
i dont understand the hate of alienware products. ok it's overpriced but hardware kicks ass, "good luck with heat" ==> 2 years warranty or more make you sure it is well made, and... well i don't like the design, but eh, why not

the thing is, like iphones, if you don't want to bother chosing and are rather rich, you just go for the top end products, end of the story. i'm not that kind of people but a friend of mine is and I totally understand it.
User avatar #87 - gusherdeep (05/27/2014) [-]
The thing with Alienwares is that sure the hardware kicks ass, but you could get literally, the exact same computer minus the alienware logo for a lot less. I can tell you right now that my rig cost me roughly $1,250-$1,400 for the whole thing (I can post specs if you'd like) but if it had an alienware logo slapped on it, they would charge about $2,500 for it.

I also get what you're saying about iphones, but iphones are their own special smart phone, like you can't go buy a samsung and get iphone features if that makes any sense. However alienwares are the same computers and you and I are using
#95 - zecaida (05/27/2014) [-]
plus this laptop was abut $1000 plus i got a free xbox 360 and free shipping for both of them.

by today i can enjoy every game without any problem, watch dogs, titanfall, cod, etc, all those games without the overheat shit, i think you talk about reviews on the internet
#94 - zecaida (05/27/2014) [-]
yeah but you forgot about portability
User avatar #86 - animedudej (05/27/2014) [-]
looking at the specs they're actually cheaper than the pc's i can get from Komplett...
#11 - i tried to watch it throughout the first season and barely sta… 05/27/2014 on how to sum up game of thrones -1
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#9 - CommonJoo (05/27/2014) [-]
I would respect your opinion if you have seen at least half the show. But clearly not because then you would know that the sex scenes died down a long time ago. It might be overrated but that does not mean it is bad and really the whole sex thing might have been a bit overplayed as a joke
User avatar #11 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
i tried to watch it throughout the first season and barely started season 2, i didnt like it because of the aforementioned appeal so i quit it...
#3 - i got A on both my english and norwegian final grade for this … 05/26/2014 on (untitled) +8
#8 - i thought i was the only one that played that game  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Fat and Furious 2 +4
#11 - mangaexplain (05/26/2014) [-]
nope
#602 - niggers 05/26/2014 on Let's make a story. -1
#65 - you dont even need a weapon for those, you just need to slight… 05/26/2014 on Xbox HUEG! 0
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#104 - before makeup = best friend/girlfriend material after make…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Incredible Power of Makeup +36
#168 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
before makeup = would not talk to
after makeup = would talk to

Just because youre gay doesnt mean you should ruin it for the rest of us
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User avatar #134 - spceinvdr (05/25/2014) [-]
die
#108 - matuemco (05/25/2014) [-]
#106 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
Idk if im weird, but i find those without makeup more sexy. Idk, they just feel more natural. For me little make up on girls is fine, but after some point they start to look like plastic dolls/ fake.
#163 - Harkonnen (05/25/2014) [-]
fggt
#31 - how dare you stand where he stood? 05/25/2014 on It's so cool! +3
#30 - science? madness? 05/25/2014 on It's so cool! 0
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User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a fucking retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
#48 to #47 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 to #51 - hypex ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
#35 to #34 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
FUCK SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have fucked me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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