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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Youtube Channel: mrtonyantonsen
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, LoL, Css
Interests: Dota, dota 2, LoL, few selected animes
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:Norway most likely in a pile of dicks
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Content Ranking:#12671
Comment Ranking:#2227
Highest Content Rank:#871
Highest Comment Rank:#437
Content Thumbs: 5750 total,  6595 ,  845
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Level 153 Content: Faptastic → Level 154 Content: Faptastic
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Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
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Times Content Favorited:463 times
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how the fuck did i get here oh god im not good with the computer

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#33 - "We found your /d/ folder"  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on b folder +18
User avatar #53 - makotoitou (05/25/2014) [-]
ALL OF THEM!?
User avatar #51 - Kadzait (05/25/2014) [-]
Oh god please no.
For those who aren't aware, /d/ is 4chan's hentai/alternative board, its basically fucked up drawn fetish porn.
#22 - Picture 05/25/2014 on The summoning +3
#38 - OH SHIT PIKACHU HELP ME  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on MAKE UP YOUR MIND +5
#45 - evilredmuffin (05/23/2014) [-]
#35 - i have a mask if that counts?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2014 on MAKE UP YOUR MIND +2
#36 - mankey (05/23/2014) [-]
It'll do.
#38 - hypex (05/23/2014) [-]
OH SHIT PIKACHU HELP ME
#45 - evilredmuffin (05/23/2014) [-]
#31 - now before any of you little shits starts being "MUH FIRS…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/23/2014 on MAKE UP YOUR MIND +9
#33 - mankey (05/23/2014) [-]
You don't happen to have a hat do you?
#35 - hypex (05/23/2014) [-]
i have a mask if that counts?
#36 - mankey (05/23/2014) [-]
It'll do.
#38 - hypex (05/23/2014) [-]
OH SHIT PIKACHU HELP ME
#45 - evilredmuffin (05/23/2014) [-]
#18 - that wouldnt be so hard to create, all i would need is access … 05/23/2014 on magneto boots +2
#28 - >furries  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on I Swear I'm Not A-- +1
#53 - ohhitheree (06/14/2014) [-]
I love how the picture you used is to show disgust of furries is from an anime with a person who turns into a cat.
#50 - theguniaofdoom (06/01/2014) [-]
Do I smell... Heresy!? Bait
#21 - Picture 05/23/2014 on Sex face (insert here) 0
#101 - OH NOES D: 05/23/2014 on Days of Future Past 0
#62 - Picture 05/22/2014 on Purr!! +3
#3 - or is it? 05/22/2014 on Comma need here +5
#17 - ok some heads up shit for anyone wanting to read my senseless …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Funny because shes fat +28
User avatar #26 - hermaeousmora (05/22/2014) [-]
Is there a pill for stupidity tolerance I can take so I can keep reading this shit?
#27 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/22/2014) [-]
#9 - Picture 05/22/2014 on lol +3
#10 - poison arrows lots of them stand in the middle of the … 05/22/2014 on Legend of Dark Souls 0
#20 - but the moment of realization is the worst... the realization …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Dark souls PVP +1
#23 - turretbuddy (05/22/2014) [-]
Right after doing a roll+parry exploit for extra faggotry
#11 - come on, being a obese hambeast is one thing but being a obese… 05/22/2014 on My jimmies rustled VIOLENTLY +28
#20 - i have a intense fetish for cat boys and scenarios…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Purr!! 0
User avatar #104 - meganinja (05/22/2014) [-]
I have an intense fetish for cat
User avatar #53 - evilanakie (05/22/2014) [-]
nyan
#62 - hypex (05/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #28 - lavitts (05/22/2014) [-]
But are they, Half-fae?
#11 - Picture 05/22/2014 on If you know what I mean +2
#9 - "Dont dead open inside" fuck you too brain  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Moustaches op -3
#14 - devout feminist (05/22/2014) [-]
God damnit every single time this picture is posted someone replies that exact fucking phrase "Don't dead open inside" THATS THE JOKE OF THE PICTURE YOU DIMWIT
#91 - im here all night baby  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Needler +1
#95 - azimuth (05/22/2014) [-]
picture related
#5 - holy fucking shit i need this i could do so many things …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on To be devoid of sexual desire. +1
#24 - ssjlink (05/22/2014) [-]
We just need to find a better way of getting all of the horny men and women into one location.
#86 - thanks, i try harder than i should 05/21/2014 on Needler +1
#18 - <- the second someone parries you  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Dark souls PVP +1
User avatar #22 - bluenapalm (05/22/2014) [-]
Don't even need to parry, the game is plagued with idiots who block the gaurdbreaker move.
User avatar #19 - turretbuddy (05/22/2014) [-]
Parrying it too easy, even in #2
#20 - hypex (05/22/2014) [-]
but the moment of realization is the worst... the realization that you will die horribly and the guy is gonna do the "mock" gesture afterwards and there is nothing you can do about it
#23 - turretbuddy (05/22/2014) [-]
Right after doing a roll+parry exploit for extra faggotry
#83 - the needler in reach once you saw someone in PVP with that…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Needler +7
User avatar #96 - Vegeto (05/22/2014) [-]
I feel like Halo 4 had it worse, since you didn't have a health bar that may or may not save you.

By the time you even get to the supercombine, you most likely lost your shield anyway, and won't survive one or two pistol shots.

At least in Reach, if you get close enough to the point where he has to melee you with the Needler, you might just lose your shield instead of instantly dying
User avatar #88 - goreglash (05/22/2014) [-]
I never played Reach but now I feel I can imagine so vividly that I had thank you sir.
#91 - hypex (05/22/2014) [-]
im here all night baby
#95 - azimuth (05/22/2014) [-]
picture related
User avatar #84 - betterrecognize (05/21/2014) [-]
you have a way with words my friend
#86 - hypex (05/21/2014) [-]
thanks, i try harder than i should
#11 - a tiny fragile fish thats only move is to flop around like som…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Oh Jeez 0
#22 - devout feminist (05/26/2014) [-]
Comparing a serpentine creature to a dildo. Man, that's clever.
User avatar #12 - feelythefeel (05/21/2014) [-]
According to the Chinese legend of the dragon's gate, any koi fish that shows perseverance by swimming up to the top of the waterfall to the dragon's gate is transformed into a dragon.

I need not explain how this applies to Magikarp and Gyarados.
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User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a fucking retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - devout feminist (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
FUCK SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have fucked me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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