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hypex

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Gender: male
Age: 70
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:7/02/2015
Location:NOREG
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1227
Comment Ranking:#609
Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#65
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Comment Thumbs: 41681 total,  46431 ,  4750
Content Level Progress: 36.2% (181/500)
Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 12.9% (129/1000)
Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:6
Content Views:693769
Times Content Favorited:1597 times
Total Comments Made:5954
FJ Points:45276
Favorite Tags: nigger (7) | niggers (7) | Dota 2 (4) | dota (2) | hon (2) | smite (2) | spongebob (2) | tumblr (2)
I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#10 - Shekel? 06/13/2015 on Kek +26
#12 - oy vey there goyim are you mocking religion? 06/13/2015 on 4chain 0
#15 - >made by leddit that explains why the chart is so …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2015 on What game would you like to... +40
User avatar #72 - infernis (06/13/2015) [-]
This.

Also,
>no Metroid game
>no Souls game
#67 - Rascal (06/13/2015) [-]
Games that involve using your brain according to the list: Gears of War 2, Katamari Damacy, Contra 3, Mario Kart, other games practically designed to be mindless fun.

Games that don't involve using your brain according to the list: RPGs that require heavy investment in min-maxing and oftentimes strategy.
User avatar #74 - digdogfap (06/13/2015) [-]
Exactly what I was thinking for someone who has been playing World of Warcraft basically since launch I'm confused to see it on the "brainless" side.
#63 - tacoperson (06/13/2015) [-]
I was gonna comment something similar but you beat me to it.
where's muh sup com FA?
#17 - "your country" im from norway  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2015 on Dems got the dank memes on... +4
User avatar #18 - bobthecrop (06/13/2015) [-]
I meant that Pentol dude, sorry my friend.
#33 - pentol (06/13/2015) [-]
i am also norwegian.
User avatar #110 - bobthecrop (06/14/2015) [-]
I fucked up...
#6 - so its just some sick **** who made an excuse for shagg… 06/13/2015 on Phin of Dolf +31
#13 - >goldman sachs  [+] (7 new replies) 06/13/2015 on Dems got the dank memes on... +5
User avatar #16 - bobthecrop (06/13/2015) [-]
Hey I'm sitting here in Denmark and hoping your country has enough brains to vote Bernie Sanders in. The dude has brains.
#55 - Rascal (06/13/2015) [-]
>Believes in the gender pay gap
>Believes income inequality is caused by racism
>Believes every dindu dindu nuffin
>Voted to shut Rand's Freedom act fillibuster down
>Voted against CCW reciprocity
>Voted for the AWB

Yeah, nah, he's just Clinton with a dick.
#24 - Rascal (06/13/2015) [-]
>socialism
>brains
>pick one
#17 - hypex (06/13/2015) [-]
"your country"
im from norway
User avatar #18 - bobthecrop (06/13/2015) [-]
I meant that Pentol dude, sorry my friend.
#33 - pentol (06/13/2015) [-]
i am also norwegian.
User avatar #110 - bobthecrop (06/14/2015) [-]
I fucked up...
#13 - holy **** i get to use this picture alot lately  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2015 on kidsquid comp +71
#100 - shatt (06/13/2015) [-]
demolition d is god no one can tell me otherwise
User avatar #103 - arikel (06/13/2015) [-]
he's not god, he's just really funny
#47 - Picture 06/12/2015 on Land shark +1
#228 - Picture 06/12/2015 on Stereotypes +1
#11 - because love stories between grillxgrill or dudexdude is still…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on Fluttering Feelings part 38 +1
User avatar #14 - zionsype (06/12/2015) [-]
The fact that it's girl on girl shouldn't matter.
In my opinion, it's kinda demeaning to give praise to a relatively boring story line just because it includes homosexuals. It's like saying "You don't have to try as hard as the other people" which makes you feel like shit
#8 - i swear to god fishandkids if this crap ends as another traged…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on Fluttering Feelings part 38 +17
User avatar #49 - keltainenlumi (06/12/2015) [-]
lol
#48 - Picture 06/12/2015 on Mein Kraft +5
#1 - Picture 06/12/2015 on ZA WARDO! 0
#97 - welcome to the internet newfriend :^) 06/11/2015 on Whoa, take it easy 0
#96 - > ******** dick nipples gets me every time 06/11/2015 on Whoa, take it easy 0
#174 - wait a minute... this isnt schnizel's content? 06/10/2015 on Motivational (re)post 0
#315 - APOLOGIZE TO THE POOR LADY 06/10/2015 on B*tches be crazy i say +1
#24 - she wants the animatronic parts that vibrate 06/08/2015 on Shinde de kudisai +6
#9 - >your team being more **** than you please …  [+] (14 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Splatoon +72
User avatar #52 - themurrey (06/08/2015) [-]
Damn they even put the dota logo on the mirror reflection. That's a good gif.
#50 - angryninja (06/08/2015) [-]
Yea. I have a friend in bronze V I have never played ranked lol myself who is genuinely convinced that he is atleast gold or platinum material and is victim of bad matchmaking.
Mfw he starts ranting about it
User avatar #29 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/08/2015) [-]
Okay in between games right now in league, just lost last game due to 1 guy d/cing and then my 2 carries afking, probably duo now that I think about it. I'm diamond 4, we had a better team, but my team were just such cuntbags... Nothing to do with belong in an elo, just saying I hate cuntbags
User avatar #43 - theacespecialist (06/08/2015) [-]
The whole argument is retarded. There are too many people who bs and act like they're amazing, but so many games are ruined by legit retards, trolls, or afk's.
User avatar #55 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/08/2015) [-]
Yeah my brother does that with games. It's kind of annoying when people genuinely think they're better than everyone they encounter when they're not.
User avatar #59 - theacespecialist (06/08/2015) [-]
Its hard to gauge yourself accurately. A lot of the time it really is out of your hands though. I understand world class players can fully and truly carry a game on their own World of Tanks, looking at you but the above adverage player can't carry a feeder afk or troll.
User avatar #60 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/08/2015) [-]
Agreed. I'm like rank 2000 on NA, in my promos for D3 atm, but people still try to fucking tell me why I'm wrong or how they are better than me. Like believe what you want to believe man, but it's just a game. Why do you have such an inferiority complex that you can't admit a single person is better than you? I admit it when there are people better than me...
#22 - drzombro (06/08/2015) [-]
#19 - ozkavosh (06/08/2015) [-]
i see dota i post dota but no one plays hon right?
User avatar #65 - penileburglar (06/08/2015) [-]
Bulldog is love, bulldog is life. So glad to see him doing well again.
User avatar #23 - keatontheghostfox (06/08/2015) [-]
Don't even know what hon is.
User avatar #34 - crimsonsunshine (06/08/2015) [-]
Heroes of Newerth
User avatar #20 - retentions (06/08/2015) [-]
not anymore but they used to
#17 - ozkavosh has deleted their comment.
#77 - Sweden* 06/08/2015 on Girls in Scandinavia +10
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on Best friends +21
#75 - rabbithabbit (06/08/2015) [-]
>Iceberg
>Berg

I knew it
#187 - and the one and only... 06/08/2015 on Redheadness +2
#186 - Picture 06/08/2015 on Redheadness 0
#185 - Picture 06/08/2015 on Redheadness 0
#184 - Picture 06/08/2015 on Redheadness 0

Comments(182):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#78 - hypex ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#180 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Dude, you know cisbattledroid? that ******** deleted your source comment on his content were he use the droids as censores. Can you help out a faggot in need?
User avatar #183 to #180 - hypex ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
i just copied someone elses source on there seconds before it got deleted, sorry mate


and **** themed accounts
#178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah question*"**
**hellpwnage rolls _. All the cool kids are doing it.**
#179 to #178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah answer*"**
**hellpwnage rolls A great big floppy donkey dick.**
#171 - lilRican ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!   
   
Lets do this!
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!

Lets do this!
#172 to #171 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
IM READY
#174 to #173 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
where did you come from again?
where did you come from again?
#175 to #174 - lilRican ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
#176 to #175 - hypex ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
sure why not
#181 to #176 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
oh besides. i want source on that one too pls
User avatar #182 to #181 - hypex ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
after that image, youre not getting anything
#184 to #182 - johrny (05/12/2015) [-]
Please!
Please!
#177 to #176 - lilRican ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
heres our fusion dance
heres our fusion dance
#168 - miia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
You up?
#169 to #168 - hypex ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
yes
yes


#170 to #169 - miia ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
#160 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
Hiiiiii~
#161 to #160 - hypex ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#162 to #161 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
DON'T TEST ME SON!
#163 to #162 - hypex ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #158 - Sperit (03/08/2015) [-]
You are cool
User avatar #159 to #158 - hypex ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
i am? i had no idea
#133 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Only 1 			****		. Fukin srub.
Only 1 **** . Fukin srub.
User avatar #152 to #133 - hypex ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
its 4 now ******
User avatar #153 to #152 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
******* perv posting ****
#154 to #153 - hypex ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
awwwwwww yisss
awwwwwww yisss
#132 - havockwzy (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you'rr taking it up the bum
#129 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
I said I'd be here, ****** .
User avatar #135 to #134 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Here.
User avatar #136 to #135 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Makes sense.
#137 to #136 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Indeed.
Indeed.
#139 to #138 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Random maybe awful joke?
#141 to #140 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
I feel a weird vibe here, man...
#142 to #141 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
No such things happening over here...
#143 to #142 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
What if I wanna suck boobs?
What if I wanna suck boobs?
#145 to #144 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
#147 to #146 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Sorry. A little typo there in my interests. They should not be flat.
#148 to #147 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
So sporty tomboy size. I can get behind that. In more ways than 1. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#149 to #148 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like  as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes.  Front is great too.   GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes. Front is great too. GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
#150 to #149 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh well. Time to sleep. It's your fault if I get tomboy dreams now. ty
also
Red alert 3 was funf
User avatar #151 to #150 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Tomboy dreams are best dreams. u welcum
Ayyyy! Still play RA2 sometimes online. Taking a break from it nowadays tho.

Good night. Swet dreams.
#130 to #129 - hypex ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
you real human bean you
you real human bean you
#131 to #130 - rejakted (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
#128 - havockwzy (01/03/2015) [-]
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
#156 to #155 - havockwzy (02/28/2015) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
User avatar #157 to #156 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
Deep plot animemes
#111 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#112 to #111 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
A REAL BEAN?
#114 to #113 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2* sweet
User avatar #120 to #115 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Yeah the new rolling system takes some getting used to.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
User avatar #124 to #120 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
oh hello, where did you come from? o:
#117 to #115 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**havockwzy rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
#121 to #117 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****hypex rolls 89**
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hypex rolls 89**
#122 to #121 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**havockwzy rolls 21**

you were so close, yet so far
#116 to #115 - havockwzy has deleted their comment [-]
#118 to #116 - hypex ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
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#119 to #118 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#107 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
this is the new ******** central!
#108 to #107 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#109 to #108 - havockwzy (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
le epic maymays
#110 to #109 - hypex ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
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#102 to #101 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
#104 to #103 - hypex ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Great!
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#164 to #100 - hypex ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
WHO HAS TO STEP UP THEIR GAME NOW?
User avatar #165 to #164 - maxismahname (03/20/2015) [-]
We both ****** up didn't we lol. I haven't been going on FJ much trying to get platinum on Far Cry 4, plus GTA heists, I'm still obsessed with this site
#166 to #165 - hypex ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
same boat as you, lots of dota and WoW lately
#98 to #97 - hypex ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#90 to #89 - hypex ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
#80 to #79 - hypex ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
hi
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