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Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
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#52 - Dear everyone Please stop calling 1D and justin beave… 11/19/2014 on Golly, you're the best. +2
#3 - haha svænskfaen  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2014 on What Happened Europe? +11
User avatar #72 - niggernazi (11/18/2014) [-]
Gå och häng dig ditt ickesvenska norska fanskap :^)

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#81 - mrlalman (11/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - dustykeyboard (11/18/2014) [-]
Gay Army "Shooting" Check your privs breivik
#264 - norwegianlolz (11/19/2014) [-]
>Check your privs

If i wanted to constantly check my privilege then i would have been on tumblr with the feminazis
#50 - would boiling it work? if it does, i would suggest just b…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2014 on favorite twitter account +1
User avatar #118 - elcreepo (11/18/2014) [-]
Excuse me, but boiling the water only removes bacteria.

It does not remove chemicals, that's why boiling the river water in my hometown is considered dangerous as fuck because it won't get rid of the hazardous waste dumped in it just the bacteria
#85 - silenttortoise (11/18/2014) [-]
Most dorms don't have anywhere to boil water unless you want to walk your ass to rec or have a hot plate and a clean pot (hahahahahahahaha, college students have clean things).

Also, mini fridges...
User avatar #52 - sphincterface (11/18/2014) [-]
I've thought about boiling it but I'm not sure how much it would help. My roomate and I also considered getting a water filter and boiling the water to get rid of the taste.

And yeah I'm pretty picky about my water too. It's funny because here in the US, water either tastes natural or it is absolutely disgusting.
User avatar #116 - elcreepo (11/18/2014) [-]
If it tastes metallic boiling will make it worse.

Boiling is for germs not chemicals
#90 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
Boiling it would only concentrate the heavy metals and chemicals. adding to the fuckery
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#47 - buy water? do you live in like a 3rd world country or something?  [+] (9 new replies) 11/18/2014 on favorite twitter account -1
User avatar #115 - elcreepo (11/18/2014) [-]
City water is gross as fuck dude

In my dorm it will give you the runs for weeks
#96 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
tastes better
User avatar #49 - sphincterface (11/18/2014) [-]
I don't know about you, but the water at my dorms is fucking disgusting. It's treated with so many chemicals that it doesn't taste like water, it tastes metallic and bitter. I have to buy bottled water to drink and cook with.
#50 - hypex (11/18/2014) [-]
would boiling it work?
if it does, i would suggest just boiling a fuckton and fill all the empty cola and water bottles you have lying around and have them sit in the fridge


im spoiled when it comes to water though, live in norway and all of the local water is from a massive lake up in the mountains, shits so great people bottle it and sell it to celebs
coolspotters.com/beverages/voss-artesian-water
User avatar #118 - elcreepo (11/18/2014) [-]
Excuse me, but boiling the water only removes bacteria.

It does not remove chemicals, that's why boiling the river water in my hometown is considered dangerous as fuck because it won't get rid of the hazardous waste dumped in it just the bacteria
#85 - silenttortoise (11/18/2014) [-]
Most dorms don't have anywhere to boil water unless you want to walk your ass to rec or have a hot plate and a clean pot (hahahahahahahaha, college students have clean things).

Also, mini fridges...
User avatar #52 - sphincterface (11/18/2014) [-]
I've thought about boiling it but I'm not sure how much it would help. My roomate and I also considered getting a water filter and boiling the water to get rid of the taste.

And yeah I'm pretty picky about my water too. It's funny because here in the US, water either tastes natural or it is absolutely disgusting.
User avatar #116 - elcreepo (11/18/2014) [-]
If it tastes metallic boiling will make it worse.

Boiling is for germs not chemicals
#90 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
Boiling it would only concentrate the heavy metals and chemicals. adding to the fuckery
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So fucking what?
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User avatar #26 - arkanios (11/17/2014) [-]
Hoxton Breakout, Deathwish possibly.

Gif is from GeneralMcBadass's stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=16q4kJl2zqw
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#35 - dassnailage (11/16/2014) [-]
It is nice.
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User avatar #88 - garaichu (11/16/2014) [-]
They're texting about making a baby.

MAKING A BABY.

I'm not sure if it's physically possible to be LESS gay.
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#2 - >ever getting a car from your parents spoiled litt…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Welcome to England,... +234
#79 - zuflux (11/16/2014) [-]
My dad handed my current car down to me because he bought himself a new one. A Mercedes C220 from 01 that has gone several hundred thousand Km's, but still runs like clockwork, despite the multiple reparations (Fuel leak in pump, gearbox, anti rust treatments, new windshield, tires.Both I and my dad had to pay for. And I had to work to earn the money to pay my own part in those fixes.
Now I'm a student again, and I can't afford to keep it fueled up or on winter tires, so I told y dad to keep it for me while I search for apart time job.

He gave it to me on the condition that I financed using and maintaining it myself, and I did.
I wouldn't call that being spoiled as much as just being given a chance to own something of great value, and proven myself able to care for it.

Pic, is the car.
User avatar #66 - rokulda (11/16/2014) [-]
>mfw everyone in my highschool including me got cars on their 16th birthday

some people are born lucky m8
#64 - KingTroll (11/16/2014) [-]
I don't fully agree with that. If a kid knows the value and work put into getting a car, what's wrong with that? I agree that most of the kids are probably spoiled, but you can't call every kid that their parents bought their car spoiled.
#44 - anonymous (11/16/2014) [-]
If this was slowed down a little, this would make a great app to read a book in 5 hours or so. .
User avatar #52 - biomedic (11/16/2014) [-]
you can select the speed. It's an app called spritz.
User avatar #33 - dassnailage (11/16/2014) [-]
I got a car for passing my driving test.
#34 - hypex (11/16/2014) [-]
#35 - dassnailage (11/16/2014) [-]
It is nice.
#11 - viralkamina (11/16/2014) [-]
some of my friends got cars when they turned 18. i got 200 bucks and 100 extra because i did not smoke untill then. I was pretty jelous at first untill it turned out that i was the only one without a car, so i never had to drive us home when we were out. thanks mom.
User avatar #6 - katarinaismywaifu (11/16/2014) [-]
>Not providing value to your offspring so they have advantages
User avatar #20 - ciacheczko (11/16/2014) [-]
You have point there, sir. But while providing values is good, it goes all in the wrong direction if the said offspring wasn't first taught that values are, well, valuable, and have to be earned thorugh things like hard work and dedication. It's a pretty delicate matter - being rich and not raising a spoiled lazyass or a possession-obsessed cheapskate.

I know that well - one my previous bfs was pretty wealthy, could afford foreign tailoring patterns of XIV century clothing, pure wool for making them, hand-made historical jewelry AND he was also collectiong swords. Although his PC was shit and a wreck and he had literally no technical idea on how to use it, but I doubt that lack of cash was at fault here
Now what's the funny part? He cried about being a "poor student who can't afford his meals". Jesus fucking Christ.

So I think that hypex meant that getting big, expensive things like cars - not to mention for something that's obligatory nowadays, like getting to college - is giving rewards for a regular behaviour which could create a demanding and unwilling person.
#83 - anonymous (11/16/2014) [-]
I know a kid who got a BMW for a grad gift. From highschool. A BMW for finishing highschool. Fuck me right.
User avatar #43 - sineztro (11/16/2014) [-]
I don't know about you but most universities are fairly far away from most towns, at least the good ones are so if you go there and don't have anyfriends it would be more of a burden to have your parents go and pick you up then drop you off, with your own car which i assume you'll haveto pay gas and insurance for the person recieving the car will be more reluctant to squander his gift, seeing as how most uni students don't have a decent source of income at all times
User avatar #49 - ciacheczko (11/16/2014) [-]
Which is probably why dorms were invented. Big difference whether you waste gas by driving the car home yourself, or ask parents to do it. Neither is a cheap solution.
Not to mention that we are talking specifically about students who have money - or rather their parents do.

I have no idea why I was thumbed down because of saying that kids shouldn't have everything served on a silver plate or else they'll end up spoiled. Is it suddenly untrue or what?

I don't live in a world filled with money, to me expecting a car as a reward for merely applying to a college, not even graduating it, looks like a whim.
User avatar #51 - sineztro (11/16/2014) [-]
Yeah dorms were invented for that but not visiting your parents at all would be bad for your grades, and visiting them tooo much would also be bad, Most of the time when looking for a car for the student the parents already have had that idea in their head since Grade 6 of their schooling career, its not just a on the whim type deal, while true it is a waste of money refer to my first point.

Maybe it was the tone in the way you said it man, tone can affect alot of things you know and also refer to my first paragraph for the second point, most kids also don't get brand spanking new cars, they get old hand me downs or you know a lemon, while true i agree that hnding them something on a sliver platter is bad most parents say having a car has limits such as they have to first get a job on campus maintain a certain GPA and actually have a need for it besides going home,.

Yeah for most people without lots of money expecting a car would be kind of silly, but most of the people who get the car are going to highly acclaimed universities or are out of the country, most parents if theyre going to give you a car are going to save up for it and tell you to help save up for it too.
User avatar #85 - ciacheczko (11/17/2014) [-]
Well, there are other sources of transport. If you are so worried about the price, take the train. The ticket will cost waaay less than gasoline.

Although I guess they, as a family, don't have to give a damn about gasoline prices if they can afford a car for their kid as a gift for applying to college.
#4 - ezzay (11/16/2014) [-]
I got a van from my aunt for getting into college. It had no heat, no ac, only 2 of the four speakers worked, there were literal holes in the bottom of that van. But I was so thankful for it. I used it for 2 years. Even to this day, I still have it. I don't know if I could have gone without it.
#59 - chupavisor (11/16/2014) [-]
Red Jeep, no A/C, fans that ran past the engine so it had "warm", The roof was only a thin sheet of metal, the steering wheel didn't function unless you gave it a strong turn, and questionable breaks.

I loved it so much!
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#59 - standingbehindyou (11/16/2014) [-]
Are you a hacker?!
#23 - raidaltamimi (11/16/2014) [-]
>University blocks FJ
>type https instead of http
>it works

User avatar #36 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/16/2014) [-]
>attending a university that blocks sites
User avatar #46 - raidaltamimi (11/16/2014) [-]
>Attending the best university in the country
#51 - anonymous (11/16/2014) [-]
It is probably a shitty community college. Proof or you are a lying, underachieving faggot.
#67 - raidaltamimi (11/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #68 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/20/2014) [-]
Best uni in Camelstan isn't saying much.
User avatar #69 - raidaltamimi (11/20/2014) [-]
Graduates do
#8 - fragman (11/16/2014) [-]
It's called a transparent proxy configuration, which by design only works on HTTP.
Not saying it's smart, but it's built that way often.
#6 - expiration date closing in, light died several years ago 11/16/2014 on Adult life +8

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#78 - hypex (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#102 to #101 - hypex (14 hours ago) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#90 to #89 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
User avatar #73 to #72 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
What's the next top tier Nvidia card I'll be waiting for?

I want to upgrade my processor to one of the higher end i7's as well but I know my motherboard isn't compatible with those.
User avatar #74 to #73 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
well then i suggest getting a new motherboard before anything, and the next Nvidia stuff to come is the 1k series im guessing?
User avatar #75 to #74 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright then, any recommendations on a motherboard that's not too pricey but also goes with the better i7's?
1k series? But weren't the 900's just released or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - hypex (10/31/2014) [-]
**** gets released by the hour, but in all seriousness, wait for ones that are optimized for 4k graphics. buying a high end one now isnt that worth it
and i dont know all that much about motherboards, try asking on some subreddit that deals with PC building
User avatar #77 to #76 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2014) [-]
Fair enough, yeah.

Alright, thanks for the help bro.
#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
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