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Gender: male
Age: 69
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Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:10/31/2014
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


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#15 - im unwillingly learning russian  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on We All Want To Learn Thai +3
#17 - thesecretbear (08/02/2014) [-]
Cyka! uninstall dota noob!
#19 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
no u
#58 - i get the point of lightly armored, it means youre light on yo…  [+] (40 new replies) 08/02/2014 on A high level armor +10
#141 - havockwzy (08/02/2014) [-]
CARE TO DANCE?!
#71 - citruslord (08/02/2014) [-]
It's honestly just stylistic. Not every director takes the realistic approach. Plenty of games do, but for some the visual appeal is more important than anything else, so they stress that.
Because in a game, only the numbers really matter, so we are able to have skimpy armor that works if we want it. And that's pretty fucking awesome I think.
User avatar #155 - antiponiesuser (08/02/2014) [-]
fucking hideous. women are nice in proportionate parts, not those mosnters
#163 - citruslord (08/02/2014) [-]
I just like to use this as an example because it is one of the more extreme. The head of the studio who does this work has a pretty abstract style which is why they are a little odd in proportion.
#128 - citruslord has deleted their comment.
User avatar #123 - littleliz (08/02/2014) [-]
the ax wielding one would be a lot sexier if her head didnt look so small.
#129 - citruslord (08/02/2014) [-]
Part of that is just the drawing. But she is supposed to be amazonian-esque. In game avatar here.
#76 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
i know, sadly its mostly fanservice and not so much fancy looking armor
User avatar #82 - citruslord (08/02/2014) [-]
It is, but I don't think it's without merit. And definitly not detrimental like alot of people think. if the game looks good and plays well, whats the problem?
There's only one game I can think if where the boob are a problem. Scarlet Blade, where atleast 70% of the budget went into titties and ass.
#85 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
not to mention the countlesss asian MMORPG's, there could have been tons of quality games but instead they opted to play the "tits > good game" thing all out
User avatar #91 - citruslord (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, there has to be a pretty strong market for it. But at the same time, many of them do innovate gameplay, like Blade and Soul which I watched for a while.
All in all I've lost most interest in current MMO's, they're all pretty garbage IMO.
#64 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
I want to bash those breasts.
#65 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
pls not the bashes
#67 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
I could always shackle you instead. If you're into bondage or something.
#98 - hostofswarms (08/02/2014) [-]
That's my specialty finally
#101 - goldfangz (08/02/2014) [-]
goldfang made this
#104 - hostofswarms (08/02/2014) [-]
Do I have permission to make sweet love to goldfangz?
#107 - goldfangz (08/02/2014) [-]
heres a big un
#106 - goldfangz (08/02/2014) [-]
sure why not
#105 - goldfangz (08/02/2014) [-]
#86 - hostofswarms has deleted their comment.
#84 - hostofswarms has deleted their comment.
#68 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
awww yisss, bondage and stuff



i have so many fucking shackleshot related images, but sadly they are all NSFW ;_;
#72 - psychotayto (08/02/2014) [-]
>windranger
>not posting best dota girl
User avatar #125 - Arkkath (08/02/2014) [-]
She will always be Windrunner to me.
#79 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
All dota girls are best girls imo. Even Medusa.
#133 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
No Spectre?
#83 - psychotayto (08/02/2014) [-]
Fair enough, Luna still has the best ass though
#97 - gingerwithabat (08/02/2014) [-]
#93 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
I can't argue with that one bit.
#87 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
theres a hell lot of luna in the folder i linked below
#89 - psychotayto (08/02/2014) [-]
already downloaded it, thanks for the share
#90 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
i feel appreciated <3
#69 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
You should upload them and give that link to your new best anon fap friend. And other sick bastards who favorite it.
#70 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
Uploading the whole thing to Dropbox atm, will be done in a few mins
#77 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh and some of this isnt for the faint of hearth, includes ghey/straight stuff
(im bisexual myself so i dont bother to moderate shit into straight/gay sections)
also includes stuff like tentacles, semi-furry and some other stuff. i think theres futa in there aswell

www.dropbox.com/sh/8uoultijrjdnx0m/AAB39culV-UDJSMiwQSWdPrza
#80 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess my boner is in for a roller coaster. Thank you for the upload I'll be back in a few hours.
#81 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
i keep forgetting the internet doesnt always have the same weird porn tastes as me
#92 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
It's all good m8. In fact I envy the fact you're able to enjoy so much more, as for me I am one picky motherfucker. Thanks again!
#73 - anon (08/02/2014) [-]
Very nice. I <3 u
#23 - not if he says no homo  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on bro.. why +1
User avatar #24 - dissectedtesticle (08/02/2014) [-]
aint gay if our balls dont touch
#32 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
so technically me banging a ladyboy wasnt gay?
User avatar #33 - dissectedtesticle (08/02/2014) [-]
no nigga
#81 - first day of dark souls 2 release walking through the tutorial… 08/02/2014 on First day of Darksouls 2 in... +5
#80 - "aspiring" understatement of the year much? this is … 08/01/2014 on New pokémon fusions #2 +1
#6 - Picture 07/31/2014 on Random omegle... 0
#4 - im really okay with this  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on This is going to be... +7
User avatar #35 - asheskirata (07/31/2014) [-]
I need this for science.
#34 - >norway >beef >canada >that >ni…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Don't Say Denim 0
#45 - beastarro (07/31/2014) [-]
>floppy
hey man, some rapists don't even get erect what with all the disgusting features of the modern feminist
#12 - Picture 07/29/2014 on /fit/izen cockblocks... +30
#31 - i feel tumblr get too much hate the site is great, you c…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Found a way to make Tumblr... +13
User avatar #41 - pedobearraper (07/29/2014) [-]
speaking of hate, what happened to 9gag? did it get raped or what?
#30 - you ******* pop all your **** and ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Soulmate +1
#32 - havockwzy (07/28/2014) [-]
and then the cavalry arrives
#25 - best part about playing CK? getting the RNG on ult and popping…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Soulmate +1
#26 - havockwzy (07/28/2014) [-]
that feel when your getting ganked by them
#59 - yourandyouare (07/29/2014) [-]
you're*
User avatar #60 - havockwzy (07/29/2014) [-]
jesus fuck i was masturbating when you decided to correct me.... ruined my wank man...
#61 - yourandyouare (07/29/2014) [-]
Hope that'll keep you from making that mistake ever again.
User avatar #62 - havockwzy (07/29/2014) [-]
#30 - hypex (07/28/2014) [-]
you fucking pop all your shit and hope for the best
#32 - havockwzy (07/28/2014) [-]
and then the cavalry arrives
#21 - Silly havockwzy, farm is for carries not supports! youre not s…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Soulmate +2
#22 - havockwzy (07/28/2014) [-]
get fucked by the evil discoball and horse dude
#25 - hypex (07/28/2014) [-]
best part about playing CK? getting the RNG on ult and popping manta

so when you relocate in it goes something like
Disco ball: "Prepare for trouble!"
CK: "and make it double 9!"
#26 - havockwzy (07/28/2014) [-]
that feel when your getting ganked by them
#59 - yourandyouare (07/29/2014) [-]
you're*
User avatar #60 - havockwzy (07/29/2014) [-]
jesus fuck i was masturbating when you decided to correct me.... ruined my wank man...
#61 - yourandyouare (07/29/2014) [-]
Hope that'll keep you from making that mistake ever again.
User avatar #62 - havockwzy (07/29/2014) [-]
#30 - hypex (07/28/2014) [-]
you fucking pop all your shit and hope for the best
#32 - havockwzy (07/28/2014) [-]
and then the cavalry arrives
#1 - why the anon hate?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on It's good money, though. +12
User avatar #30 - revios (09/04/2014) [-]
Anon haters are fagets registered users are manly haters
User avatar #9 - mathmanchris (07/28/2014) [-]
Tradition.
#4 - instructions not clear, got dick caught in ceiling fan  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on I've been doing this for... 0
#5 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#3 - Picture 07/28/2014 on You sick bastard 0
#31 - >implying thats a problem 07/28/2014 on anime girls fighting +26
#30 - the girl in the background going all "u fukn w0t m8" 07/28/2014 on anime girls fighting +12
#9 - too bad i cant get to Gaben  [+] (11 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Soulmate +5
#20 - havockwzy (07/28/2014) [-]
but you can share some with me
#21 - hypex (07/28/2014) [-]
Silly havockwzy, farm is for carries not supports! youre not supposed to share
#22 - havockwzy (07/28/2014) [-]
get fucked by the evil discoball and horse dude
#25 - hypex (07/28/2014) [-]
best part about playing CK? getting the RNG on ult and popping manta

so when you relocate in it goes something like
Disco ball: "Prepare for trouble!"
CK: "and make it double 9!"
#26 - havockwzy (07/28/2014) [-]
that feel when your getting ganked by them
#59 - yourandyouare (07/29/2014) [-]
you're*
User avatar #60 - havockwzy (07/29/2014) [-]
jesus fuck i was masturbating when you decided to correct me.... ruined my wank man...
#61 - yourandyouare (07/29/2014) [-]
Hope that'll keep you from making that mistake ever again.
User avatar #62 - havockwzy (07/29/2014) [-]
#30 - hypex (07/28/2014) [-]
you fucking pop all your shit and hope for the best
#32 - havockwzy (07/28/2014) [-]
and then the cavalry arrives
#11 - tell your boyfriend hes a fukken casul and to git gud 07/28/2014 on This would be perfect for... 0
#27 - jesus ******* christ 07/28/2014 on This kills the human +2
#59 - youre doing gods work son 07/28/2014 on 420 praise it +1
#53 - i uttered no such thing as not wanting to hit that  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2014 on 420 praise it +4
#58 - reaperslayer (07/28/2014) [-]
here's the unedited for those who want.
User avatar #102 - apotato (07/28/2014) [-]
Is this Mega XLR?
#148 - reaperslayer (07/29/2014) [-]
#59 - hypex (07/28/2014) [-]
youre doing gods work son
#55 - newprinny (07/28/2014) [-]
Good, dood.
#48 - for those of you joining darkmoon covenant...  [+] (15 new replies) 07/28/2014 on 420 praise it +4
#52 - newprinny (07/28/2014) [-]
>implying you wouldn't hit that, dood
User avatar #118 - WolfPrince (07/28/2014) [-]
I'd hit it, with a sunlight spear.
#120 - newprinny (07/28/2014) [-]
You disgust me, dood.
#96 - dehnoobshow (07/28/2014) [-]
Things like that make me happy I'm gay.
#97 - newprinny (07/28/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, dood.
#98 - dehnoobshow (07/28/2014) [-]
I mean, he is really adorable.
#99 - newprinny (07/28/2014) [-]
Yes, guys in girly clothes are best thing, dood.
User avatar #60 - roflbacon (07/28/2014) [-]
Damn dood
#143 - maximtiger (07/28/2014) [-]
#53 - hypex (07/28/2014) [-]
i uttered no such thing as not wanting to hit that
#58 - reaperslayer (07/28/2014) [-]
here's the unedited for those who want.
User avatar #102 - apotato (07/28/2014) [-]
Is this Mega XLR?
#148 - reaperslayer (07/29/2014) [-]
#59 - hypex (07/28/2014) [-]
youre doing gods work son
#55 - newprinny (07/28/2014) [-]
Good, dood.
#335 - time to go search for brittany o'connel, all for science and m… 07/28/2014 on celebrities and pornstars... 0
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User avatar #69 - satrenkotheone (9 hours ago) [-]
PC mustard race guy, what GPU should I get? looking into upgrading my computer with new stuff.

Yes I'm a pleb and it's 5.30 am and I am too tired to ask about anything but the GPU

Top of the line GPU, which one will give me the most bang for my buck?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hypex (9 hours ago) [-]
what are you currently using? what will you be using it for?
User avatar #71 to #70 - satrenkotheone (8 hours ago) [-]
I have a nvidia gtx 580 as my gpu at the moment. Cannot remember the other specs as I'm currently on a laptop.

I want to get into high performance with top graphics.
Signing off for tonight, replies will come tomorrow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - hypex (8 hours ago) [-]
honestly if you wanna get into the high end market, wait for the new Nvidia set to release then get a top tier one from there, nvidia is best at top tier pricey stuff, AMD is best at cheaper stuff
#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anon (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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