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hypex

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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex2
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:4/25/2015
Location:NOREG
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3108
Comment Ranking:#355
Highest Content Rank:#497
Highest Comment Rank:#65
Content Thumbs: 12675 total,  14257 ,  1582
Comment Thumbs: 38977 total,  43432 ,  4455
Content Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 206 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 207 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 22.8% (228/1000)
Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:4
Content Views:611546
Times Content Favorited:1403 times
Total Comments Made:5491
FJ Points:42297
Favorite Tags: nigger (7) | niggers (7) | hon (2) | smite (2) | spongebob (2) | tumblr (2)
I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#48 - THE TIME HAS COME and so have i  [+] (20 new replies) 04/20/2015 on why u dumb shit +10
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#68 - hypex (04/20/2015) [-]
and that concludes my "give her the D" folder
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#38 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2015 on beebs +4
#73 - imapessimist Comment deleted by hypex
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#47 - wellimnotsure Comment deleted by hypex
#25 - Picture 04/20/2015 on Diabetus +2
#263 - a bad intro to a gay porno? come on OP, you can do be… 04/20/2015 on Cringe #32 - Weirdly... +2
#48 - warning: this ***** pepsi  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on GTA V Comp +13
#53 - myjunk (04/19/2015) [-]
And a helmet apparently
#91 - >go to riften > **** it, cant be assed to go h…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Skyrim 4chan comp part 3 +34
#122 - citizenofnecrocity (04/19/2015) [-]
That's nothing. My brother walked into Riften with 50 gold and was told by Brynjolf he didn't work an honest day in his life for all that gold. I walk in there with 200k from assassinations, and he tells me I'm traveling light. Like wtf.
#10 - hey now half faggot thank you  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Got a notification this... 0
User avatar #11 - keltainenlumi (04/19/2015) [-]
faggot enough
#22 - **** you it was hilarious 04/18/2015 on You won't need roads. -5
#4 - Picture 04/18/2015 on Damn. +27
#8 - lol panus  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Got a notification this... +1
User avatar #9 - keltainenlumi (04/18/2015) [-]
lol faggot
User avatar #10 - hypex (04/19/2015) [-]
hey now

half faggot thank you
User avatar #11 - keltainenlumi (04/19/2015) [-]
faggot enough
#7 - now lets give him the power of moe and best waifu 04/18/2015 on ULTIMATE ANIME HERO 0
#3 - cats are assholes 04/18/2015 on Racist kek +5
#1 - butt hurt jimmie rustled posterior problems anally…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #2 - iamawhitenigger (04/18/2015) [-]
shitter shattered
#8 - god ******* dammit i walked right into it 04/18/2015 on Don't read if you plan on... 0
#4 - cute pale chicks with freckles 04/18/2015 on Cuties 0
#9 - >windows media player  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on when your single +28
#17 - ThekidsTEN (04/18/2015) [-]
He tried to use vlc, but got an ass kicking
#11 - zombiejew (04/18/2015) [-]
I prefer windows media player over vlc and all the other media players
#16 - sniffythebird (04/18/2015) [-]
MPC-HC mustard rice
#30 - mlp 2.0 pls go  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Steven Universe Comp 28 -5
User avatar #40 - discord (04/18/2015) [-]
that cancer site equestria daily is making a steven universe version of their autismo.
#13 - holy **** son you got told 04/18/2015 on This tattoo will protect... +6
#1 - remember folks, stereotypes didnt appear out of thin air  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Racist kek +1
User avatar #2 - alfonshister (04/18/2015) [-]
and what does that mean in this case?
#3 - hypex (04/18/2015) [-]
cats are assholes
#2 - special snowflake syndrome never once 04/18/2015 on tumbONEr +10
#21 - Picture 04/18/2015 on Cats comp +1
#20 - theres even 2 cuties in this gif 04/18/2015 on Cats comp +1
#19 - Picture 04/18/2015 on Cats comp +1
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Comments(177):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#78 - hypex (11/10/2014) [-]
stickied by hypex
For anyone checking out my profile, keep this in mind
#178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah question*"**
**hellpwnage rolls _. All the cool kids are doing it.**
#179 to #178 - hellpwnage (04/08/2015) [-]
**hellpwnage used "*roll cah answer*"**
**hellpwnage rolls A great big floppy donkey dick.**
#171 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!   
   
Lets do this!
hypex if we have to fuse or else admin will destroy the site!

Lets do this!
#174 to #173 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
where did you come from again?
where did you come from again?
#175 to #174 - lilRican (03/30/2015) [-]
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
I forgot but you're on my friendslist
#176 to #175 - hypex (03/30/2015) [-]
sure why not
#177 to #176 - lilRican (04/01/2015) [-]
heres our fusion dance
heres our fusion dance
#168 - miia ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
You up?
#169 to #168 - hypex (03/29/2015) [-]
yes
yes


#170 to #169 - miia ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
i got my bro to help with my WoW thing so you dont need to worry about that anymore
#160 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
Hiiiiii~
#162 to #161 - grendesh (03/13/2015) [-]
DON'T TEST ME SON!
User avatar #158 - Sperit (03/08/2015) [-]
You are cool
User avatar #159 to #158 - hypex (03/08/2015) [-]
i am? i had no idea
#133 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Only 1 			****		. Fukin srub.
Only 1 **** . Fukin srub.
User avatar #152 to #133 - hypex (02/28/2015) [-]
its 4 now ******
User avatar #153 to #152 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
******* perv posting ****
#154 to #153 - hypex (02/28/2015) [-]
awwwwwww yisss
awwwwwww yisss
#132 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you'rr taking it up the bum
#129 - rejakted (01/04/2015) [-]
I said I'd be here, ****** .
User avatar #135 to #134 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Here.
User avatar #136 to #135 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Makes sense.
#137 to #136 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Indeed.
Indeed.
#139 to #138 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Random maybe awful joke?
#141 to #140 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
I feel a weird vibe here, man...
#142 to #141 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
No such things happening over here...
#143 to #142 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
What if I wanna suck boobs?
What if I wanna suck boobs?
#145 to #144 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
Can they be small and big enough to easily be held in my hands but be flat?
#147 to #146 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Sorry. A little typo there in my interests. They should not be flat.
#148 to #147 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
So sporty tomboy size. I can get behind that. In more ways than 1. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#149 to #148 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like  as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes.  Front is great too.   GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
Ah, yes! Exactly. The only kinda girls I seem to like as long as they're not stupid . We have nice tastes. Front is great too. GYAKHYAKHYAKHYAKHYAK
#150 to #149 - keltainenlumi (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh well. Time to sleep. It's your fault if I get tomboy dreams now. ty
also
Red alert 3 was funf
User avatar #151 to #150 - rejakted (02/02/2015) [-]
Tomboy dreams are best dreams. u welcum
Ayyyy! Still play RA2 sometimes online. Taking a break from it nowadays tho.

Good night. Swet dreams.
#130 to #129 - hypex (01/05/2015) [-]
you real human bean you
you real human bean you
#131 to #130 - rejakted (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
#128 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
daily reminder that youre a real human bean and a real hero
#156 to #155 - havockwzy ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
User avatar #157 to #156 - keltainenlumi (02/28/2015) [-]
Deep plot animemes
#111 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#112 to #111 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
A REAL BEAN?
#113 to #112 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
you betcha
#114 to #113 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2* sweet
User avatar #120 to #115 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Yeah the new rolling system takes some getting used to.
User avatar #125 to #120 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
oh btw, bloody love your gifs mate <3
User avatar #124 to #120 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
oh hello, where did you come from? o:
#117 to #115 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**havockwzy rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
#121 to #117 - hypex (12/30/2014) [-]
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****hypex rolls 89**
**hypex used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hypex rolls 89**
#122 to #121 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
**havockwzy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**havockwzy rolls 21**

you were so close, yet so far
#116 to #115 - havockwzy has deleted their comment [-]
#119 to #118 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#107 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
this is the new ******** central!
#108 to #107 - hypex (12/29/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#109 to #108 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
le epic maymays
le epic maymays
#102 to #101 - hypex (12/20/2014) [-]
whoah there are you trying to go politic on me?
#103 to #102 - syrianassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
we gunna invade tex-ass
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (12/13/2014) [-]
I too am aiming to be #1 commenter. I'm 4 ranks behind you, ****
User avatar #99 to #97 - hypex (12/14/2014) [-]
you passed me you bastard
User avatar #100 to #99 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Damn son step up your game
#164 to #100 - hypex (03/19/2015) [-]
WHO HAS TO STEP UP THEIR GAME NOW?
User avatar #165 to #164 - maxismahname (03/20/2015) [-]
We both ****** up didn't we lol. I haven't been going on FJ much trying to get platinum on Far Cry 4, plus GTA heists, I'm still obsessed with this site
#166 to #165 - hypex (03/20/2015) [-]
same boat as you, lots of dota and WoW lately
User avatar #92 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
that blender one tho
User avatar #94 to #93 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
Looks like it did
User avatar #95 to #94 - hypex (12/07/2014) [-]
yup

a shame really, i like spiders :l
User avatar #96 to #95 - europe (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't, but there's no sense in killing one like that
#85 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
You are one fine pupil!
#86 to #85 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
wr is best carrot <3
#88 to #87 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
&quot;uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing...&quot;
"uhm, i could shackle you to a tree, i-if thats you're into that sorta thing..."
#89 to #88 - havockwzy ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
...
#90 to #89 - hypex (12/06/2014) [-]
shh, no more comment, only grill now
#84 - haroldlover (11/29/2014) [-]
Harold cannot be stopped.
--Assuming direct control--
User avatar #81 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
git hyped
User avatar #83 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
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