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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:9/02/2014
Location:NOREG
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#9 - the best thing about cloning my self is that when people tell …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/28/2014 on geneology is tough +31
User avatar #21 - Shadow Guardian (08/28/2014) [-]
Would that be incest or masturbation?
User avatar #30 - kabuthefox (08/28/2014) [-]
incesturbation
User avatar #17 - spanishiqiustion (08/28/2014) [-]
what if the clone is a baby?
#19 - thesoulseeker (08/28/2014) [-]
Your point being?
#37 - jusmumbo (08/28/2014) [-]
#67 - there was even sent rule 34 of vivian along with the other dra… 08/27/2014 on The Ken Levine Effect 0
#43 - why cannot people grasp this... WHY its not that ******…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on #rekt +1
#60 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [-]
I was actually about to post this. Have my thumb.
#20 - Picture 08/27/2014 on Making playdoh snakes in... +6
#12 - y u do dis 2 me feeljunk? ;_; 08/26/2014 on Dedication 0
#69 - if you have ever lived a single day as an adult you would sure…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Please read description +33
User avatar #295 - meganinja (08/27/2014) [-]
Hell I'd suck a dick for a few thousand honestly.
User avatar #301 - hockeycrazysteve (08/27/2014) [-]
bet he'll give a spit shine for change
User avatar #311 - meganinja (08/27/2014) [-]
If you're talking about a shoe, then I'd shine your shoe for a buck if it took me only a minute or 2.

I'm not a poorfag or anything, but I actually work, and I know how much effort I normally put into work. I'd sure as hell swallow my pride for more than a month's pay.
User avatar #356 - hockeycrazysteve (08/27/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #228 - fkelly (08/27/2014) [-]
I would suck a dick once a day for 1 mil
User avatar #72 - kennyh (08/26/2014) [-]
I couldn't agree with that any more.
#40 - comment section  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Anon is at the Amusement Park +88
#42 - mattdoggy (08/26/2014) [-]
ayyyy lmao
#47 - this is so ******* gay … 08/26/2014 on MyLawyerMadeMeChangeTheName... +1
#240 - Picture 08/26/2014 on Trigger Warning 0
#107 - Picture 08/26/2014 on Itsy Bitsy Baby Man! 0
#10 - jesus christ i feel old now this gif is like mil…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on *ding* +4
User avatar #122 - alfonshister (08/26/2014) [-]
what are mays?
#17 - but its a misleading word, it bugs me D: an…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/24/2014 on dam james bond got more... -4
User avatar #18 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Everyone's funnier than phanact and joshlol. It's not an achievement.
User avatar #19 - phanact (08/24/2014) [-]
You sound sour because I passed you in thumbs
#49 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
>caring this much about thumbs
So what spectrum of autism are you.
User avatar #20 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Nah, I just sound like that by default. Though I admit it kind of sucks to know that someone else is level 400 and has more red thumbs than you do.
#21 - phanact (08/24/2014) [-]
Yep. Sour.
#41 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
Fuck off you fucking retarded shitmaster.
God dammit the only good part of you ran down your mothers thighs and stained your parents sheets.
User avatar #22 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Yes, that's what I just said. I always sound sour. Your ability to state the obvious is as keen as ever.
#14 - but thats what nanotechnology normally means is this like …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/24/2014 on dam james bond got more... -8
#56 - munchlord (08/24/2014) [-]
No, that's what science fiction shows and books have made plebs like you think it means

Nanotechnology is and has always been technology using means and structures on the nano scale, most of which is creating new materials.

Your oppinion is as wrong as the marketing idiots sticking nano in front of whatever for no other reason than to sound fancy.
User avatar #38 - hellomynameisbill (08/24/2014) [-]
you watch too much science fiction
#24 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah cause Sci-fi shows invented the word nanotechnology.
#16 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Well, yeah, they're just using it as a buzzword. What sounds cooler "Company makes bulletproof suit" or "Company uses nanotechnology to create bulletproof suit"?

Also, why would you care that I replied to you?
User avatar #17 - hypex (08/24/2014) [-]
but its a misleading word, it bugs me D:



and its because youre funnier than phanact and joshlol
User avatar #18 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Everyone's funnier than phanact and joshlol. It's not an achievement.
User avatar #19 - phanact (08/24/2014) [-]
You sound sour because I passed you in thumbs
#49 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
>caring this much about thumbs
So what spectrum of autism are you.
User avatar #20 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Nah, I just sound like that by default. Though I admit it kind of sucks to know that someone else is level 400 and has more red thumbs than you do.
#21 - phanact (08/24/2014) [-]
Yep. Sour.
#41 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
Fuck off you fucking retarded shitmaster.
God dammit the only good part of you ran down your mothers thighs and stained your parents sheets.
User avatar #22 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Yes, that's what I just said. I always sound sour. Your ability to state the obvious is as keen as ever.
#10 - yeah i dont doubt its made of some really neat material or som…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on dam james bond got more... 0
User avatar #61 - KillinTime (08/24/2014) [-]
it's correct though, nanotechnology is defined as manipulation of matter with at least one dimension sized from 1 to 100 nanometers. In fact you probably encounter nanotechnology every single day.
#36 - Aftershock (08/24/2014) [-]
Making new, improved materials IS a large part of what nanotechnology is concerned with. Nanotechnology isn't necessarily robotics, it's basically just any technology on the nano scale.
User avatar #12 - heraske (08/24/2014) [-]
I think it consists of graphene if my memory serves correct. It's a 2D material, which, in proportion, stronger than steel. (This is all from as far my as I can remember, I could be incorrect.)
#4 - Picture 08/24/2014 on Superman! Y U NO...oh.... +8
#12 - the only good thing about this content was i got to… 08/24/2014 on bad minton +4
#12 - the french actually did something cool … 08/24/2014 on The names of Pokemon in... 0
#7 - Nanotechnology? come on man you could atleast try got…  [+] (25 new replies) 08/24/2014 on dam james bond got more... -23
#43 - xgeneration (08/24/2014) [-]
**xgeneration rolled image**
you're a special kind of retard
#33 - darkparadox (08/24/2014) [-]
#13 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Nano means "tiny"
Technology means fucking "technology"

Nanotechnology just means they use really tiny shit. Like really, really, really, REALLY thin and tightly-woven threads, which is basically what Kevlar is, anyway, just bigger. Nanotechnology here means they just made thinner kevlar. It doesn't imply fucking nanomachines crawling all over you and stopping bullets.
#62 - ComradeBritish (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #45 - unstoppablegiggle (08/24/2014) [-]
That would be horrifying.
#14 - hypex (08/24/2014) [-]
but thats what nanotechnology normally means
is this like the local news with their big ass headlines and then saying later "well, its not exactly what the title said but if you look up the textbook meaning of the word then..."


thechosentroll replied to my comment, should i feel something?
#56 - munchlord (08/24/2014) [-]
No, that's what science fiction shows and books have made plebs like you think it means

Nanotechnology is and has always been technology using means and structures on the nano scale, most of which is creating new materials.

Your oppinion is as wrong as the marketing idiots sticking nano in front of whatever for no other reason than to sound fancy.
User avatar #38 - hellomynameisbill (08/24/2014) [-]
you watch too much science fiction
#24 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah cause Sci-fi shows invented the word nanotechnology.
#16 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Well, yeah, they're just using it as a buzzword. What sounds cooler "Company makes bulletproof suit" or "Company uses nanotechnology to create bulletproof suit"?

Also, why would you care that I replied to you?
User avatar #17 - hypex (08/24/2014) [-]
but its a misleading word, it bugs me D:



and its because youre funnier than phanact and joshlol
User avatar #18 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Everyone's funnier than phanact and joshlol. It's not an achievement.
User avatar #19 - phanact (08/24/2014) [-]
You sound sour because I passed you in thumbs
#49 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
>caring this much about thumbs
So what spectrum of autism are you.
User avatar #20 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Nah, I just sound like that by default. Though I admit it kind of sucks to know that someone else is level 400 and has more red thumbs than you do.
#21 - phanact (08/24/2014) [-]
Yep. Sour.
#41 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
Fuck off you fucking retarded shitmaster.
God dammit the only good part of you ran down your mothers thighs and stained your parents sheets.
User avatar #22 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Yes, that's what I just said. I always sound sour. Your ability to state the obvious is as keen as ever.
User avatar #8 - heraske (08/24/2014) [-]
There is a video of it being demonstrated. They shoot it with a 9mm I think and the bullets didn't penetrate. However, being shot with one of those tux's on would leave unfathomable bruises.

It's made by some single word company, like garrison or something.

It costs ~20,000$, not sure what currency, probably murican
User avatar #34 - dwraith (08/24/2014) [-]
Bruises < Bullets inside you
User avatar #10 - hypex (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah i dont doubt its made of some really neat material or something but saying its nanotechnology is utter bullshit
User avatar #61 - KillinTime (08/24/2014) [-]
it's correct though, nanotechnology is defined as manipulation of matter with at least one dimension sized from 1 to 100 nanometers. In fact you probably encounter nanotechnology every single day.
#36 - Aftershock (08/24/2014) [-]
Making new, improved materials IS a large part of what nanotechnology is concerned with. Nanotechnology isn't necessarily robotics, it's basically just any technology on the nano scale.
User avatar #12 - heraske (08/24/2014) [-]
I think it consists of graphene if my memory serves correct. It's a 2D material, which, in proportion, stronger than steel. (This is all from as far my as I can remember, I could be incorrect.)
User avatar #9 - heraske (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh shit the company's name is in the picture.
#19 - filthy casual 08/23/2014 on Hello Mike -1
#89 - when you nutted and she keeps sucking  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Guns are art +58
#191 - dedj (08/24/2014) [-]
you shoot her?
#142 - i can ******* imagine it "SKREEE-&q…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Five nights at Fred's +9
#174 - strilliade (08/23/2014) [-]
#577 - can you do this one? i use it as my avatar on pretty much ever… 08/23/2014 on Comment and you win 0
#16 - whats the source of this? and is it worth watching? g…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Anime design matters +3
User avatar #73 - keltainenlumi (08/23/2014) [-]
If you like to cringe.
#75 - legendofbearo (08/23/2014) [-]
and its true. youll either find it adorable or cringe.
User avatar #138 - elbrysobrony (08/23/2014) [-]
Why not both?
User avatar #19 - niimajneb (08/23/2014) [-]
Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! I thought it was pretty good. Second season not so much.
User avatar #110 - scorpiom (08/23/2014) [-]
second season is alright. The pink-haired girl i forget her name makes the second season watchable it in my opinion.
#41 - >playing this **** as the last faction since i… 08/23/2014 on Die +4
#50 - at the end "i must go, my people need me" 08/22/2014 on GEDDAN -1
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#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
#48 to #47 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 to #51 - hypex ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
#35 to #34 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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