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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:NOREG
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#2 - no seriously, this is ******* painful to read … 08/09/2014 on Unpigmented Chevaliers 0
#22 - get spookd  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Let's play a little game,... +3
#30 - gerno (08/08/2014) [-]
man, this picture is slowly getting more and more relevant!
#3 - Picture 08/08/2014 on Anon has a wank +8
#5 - >4 chins >NOT molesting your drunk cousin 08/08/2014 on Anons wincest story +1
#12 - Picture 08/08/2014 on Run away 0
#27 - the only megas related gif i have 08/08/2014 on Gurren XLR +2
#9 - Picture 08/07/2014 on hwat +23
#22 - why NOT? 08/07/2014 on Blitz Vs Ezreal +2
#21 - Comment deleted 08/07/2014 on Blitz Vs Ezreal 0
#14 - hey thats unfair you can only have sex with one of th… 08/07/2014 on me and my bitch +1
#116 - i wanna try this now, looks fun 08/07/2014 on It's not NSFW if the D is a... 0
#88 - this gave me a boner for some reason 08/07/2014 on Not mine 0
#42 - Picture 08/07/2014 on I am going to get so fat 0
#155 - i dont get people some times "hey this test i to…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on translated 0
#157 - stupilycouragus (08/07/2014) [-]
people are naturally competitive and insecure. over the internet you can't prove your claim and they won't get in trouble for trying to discredit you. the real trick to being successful in life is to understand people and why they do what. it will get you the girl, the job and pretty much anything you can't get on your own. read "the law of the jungle" by Kipling. then do some push-ups while listening to Oprah... get on my level, hypex.
#49 - internet y u heff 2 hate ;_; 08/06/2014 on translated 0
#48 - the one i took was from mensa, the association of smartasses (…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2014 on translated -2
User avatar #134 - stupilycouragus (08/06/2014) [-]
the real test is realizing that your intelligence can't be calculated by logical questions or spacial reasoning puzzles, the brains ability to compute data is amazingly hard to sum up into a score. you're probably a smart guy, its kind of like your credit score though. doesn't really mean anything but people will still think you're a liar or a show off if you got a good one you like to brag about.
#155 - hypex (08/07/2014) [-]
i dont get people some times

"hey this test i took says im kinda smart"

"wow dude youre such a fucking dickhead"
#157 - stupilycouragus (08/07/2014) [-]
people are naturally competitive and insecure. over the internet you can't prove your claim and they won't get in trouble for trying to discredit you. the real trick to being successful in life is to understand people and why they do what. it will get you the girl, the job and pretty much anything you can't get on your own. read "the law of the jungle" by Kipling. then do some push-ups while listening to Oprah... get on my level, hypex.
#53 - yes. if i add up all the positive things from unprote… 08/06/2014 on Your Choice 0
#51 - did you even read the comment?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Your Choice -4
User avatar #52 - teratorn (08/06/2014) [-]
I did. But is it really worth it?
#53 - hypex (08/06/2014) [-]
yes.

if i add up all the positive things from unprotected sex against the ones for protected then i get that its positive without protection.

and i allways check with people before sex, and im not the one for random hook up with a stranger kind of sex. when i do it i make sure i know the person and want a relationship with him
#48 - yeah, if there wasnt the whole sue thing i would sure as hell … 08/06/2014 on Your Choice 0
#8 - traps <3 08/06/2014 on When you find out that hot... +5
#46 - >implying aids i live in a tiny ass town in norway…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Your Choice -1
User avatar #47 - mathmanchris (08/06/2014) [-]
Well I guess you're a grown up man, you take responsibility. I was more concerned about spreading it unknowingly anyway. I don't know Norwegian law but in Germany you can't sue people for infecting you if they didn't know they have STDs. You may take a guess if they'll admit deliberatly infecting you and get sued or not.
User avatar #48 - hypex (08/06/2014) [-]
yeah, if there wasnt the whole sue thing i would sure as hell be more careful
#14 - someone with photoshop skills should shop "back to the ra…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Blitz Vs Ezreal +3
#21 - hypex has deleted their comment.
User avatar #20 - zeldapronmaster (08/07/2014) [-]
why?
#22 - hypex (08/07/2014) [-]
why NOT?
#6 - Picture 08/06/2014 on Oh boy. +1
#1174 - time to take a plane guys 08/06/2014 on Roll your shit 0
#1172 - **hypex rolls 39**  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Roll your shit 0
#1174 - hypex (08/06/2014) [-]
time to take a plane guys
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#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
#48 to #47 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 to #51 - hypex ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
#35 to #34 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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